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#9 - aleggedpuppy
Reply -203
(05/22/2013) [-]
My laptop was once used for online presentations that we were doing in chemistry class on a website called prezi. One girl was getting up to present hers and typed in "pre"; then the history popped up as she stopped typing and began to talk to the teacher with all eyes on her.    
First link was of "pretty teen strips  for camera" etc   
The ladies then knew what I was into and for the next three years of highschool I could not keep them off of me. It's crazy how much guys look up to me and how many chicks want the D from me.    
Good times
My laptop was once used for online presentations that we were doing in chemistry class on a website called prezi. One girl was getting up to present hers and typed in "pre"; then the history popped up as she stopped typing and began to talk to the teacher with all eyes on her.
First link was of "pretty teen strips for camera" etc
The ladies then knew what I was into and for the next three years of highschool I could not keep them off of me. It's crazy how much guys look up to me and how many chicks want the D from me.
Good times
#48 to #9 - aleggedpuppy
Reply -1
(05/23/2013) [-]
Wow; apparently I didn't know funnyjunk as much as I thought but I could've sworn it was obvious that what I said was a lie. Up until the chicks digging me, its all true except people started laughing at me and it really sucked a big back of dicks. just not mine.
#47 to #9 - hueyfreeman
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(05/22/2013) [-]
The **** you just say
#45 to #9 - myfunnyfile
Reply -1
(05/22/2013) [-]
At first i though, hahaha that sucks, and then im like, wow what a ******* douchebag .
At first i though, hahaha that sucks, and then im like, wow what a ******* douchebag .
#43 to #9 - VICTORx
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#40 to #9 - toddingram
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(05/22/2013) [-]
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#39 to #9 - silverhellion
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#38 to #9 - thewasteland
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(05/22/2013) [-]
I swear to god if i ever find you alone i'm going to beat the **** out of you for that garbage you call a "story"
#27 to #9 - goochtvi
Reply +8
(05/22/2013) [-]
Wow bro. That's impressive. Seriously. Like, amazingly cool of you. You are the inspiration that drives myself and funnyjunkies alike. Congrats
Wow bro. That's impressive. Seriously. Like, amazingly cool of you. You are the inspiration that drives myself and funnyjunkies alike. Congrats




#26 to #9 - beddeb
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#23 to #9 - DrWeird
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#22 to #9 - opjoopie
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#17 to #9 - slumberdonkey
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#16 to #9 - hairydickfarts
Reply +27
(05/22/2013) [-]
I think I just acquired down syndrome from reading that
#49 to #16 - aleggedpuppy
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I apologize. I thought it was obvious that I was lying as that first half of the story was true but the consequences were much more painful.
#15 to #9 - anon
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(05/22/2013) [-]
you lying b.. e.. t.. a.. cluster of rat ****.
#13 to #9 - defeats
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#12 to #9 - thebritishguy
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#28 to #12 - flaminggodzilla
Reply +6
(05/22/2013) [-]
You seriously have me dying right now, every ******* time I look at that post. I had to take off my glasses to remove the tears from my eyes. Thank you.
#11 to #9 - Sethorein
Reply +24
(05/22/2013) [-]
...uh huh