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User avatar #8 - wertgf (05/22/2013) [-]
*too
#57 to #8 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually it's correct to use "to" in that way. too ( notice the two O's) can be used instead of also, so let's try replacing the "to" in that sentence with also; "People only join the military because there also dumb also go also college."
#37 - rcomeau (05/22/2013) [-]
mfw I went to college and i'm in the military... ... and also dept free
#106 to #37 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
debt*
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#91 to #37 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
You also now belong explicitly to the government and one of the first to be called upon to die to keep greedy corporations rich.
#117 to #91 - sierraoneoneseven (05/22/2013) [-]
"greedy corporations rich"   
That's not even close to why we go to war.   
I bet you were at occupy wall street
"greedy corporations rich"
That's not even close to why we go to war.
I bet you were at occupy wall street
User avatar #87 to #37 - mcrut ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
ha dept free
#110 to #37 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
... dept?
User avatar #55 to #37 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I too am department free.
User avatar #45 - destaice (05/22/2013) [-]
"ur stupid"

u're*
User avatar #68 - paintplayer (05/22/2013) [-]
Army ROTC means I'm coming out of college as a 2LT with not a penny in debt and 8 years of job security. Stupid me.
User avatar #71 to #68 - Aleafe (05/22/2013) [-]
Rah for me but yeah my corse of action
#16 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
i'm from the French Military, i dropped out of high school and yet i can still enlist...

here are the benefits...i get to pass my HSD via intern system that is if want to get a better pay/rank i have to go through a series of tests (lasts 12 weeks) and tfen it's recognized as a HSD in the civilian world....

How the whole system works :
to become :
-NCO : intern "HSD"
-Senior NCO : " License"
-Officer : " Degree"

Oh and i get payed for this **** ...i don't have to pay 1 dime

who's the smart one now ?

just saying

User avatar #21 to #16 - yunablade (05/22/2013) [-]
It's not a bad deal,

It's one of the benefits from the military, however the stric rules of the military are the price you pay for the education (rigorous physical training, schedule and permits to go outside)
User avatar #22 to #21 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
to be honest, at first i thought i was going to be a pain, but in the end it disciplines you and makes you a lot more fit/ healthy / responsible

i mean i don't know about the other military structures around the world but in france it's pretty great we have a lot of freedom to be fair
#58 to #16 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
the one who does not have to kill people on demand afterwards ?
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User avatar #103 to #16 - dusters (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm also French but I didn't drop out of high school.

I could do a BTEC (BTS for us frenchies), then a license and finally get a degree . I would get paid for it and wouldn't have to pay 1 dime either. I'd just be working for a company as I learn. That means I'd get experience and would get hired over any college graduate.

Besides, considering we're at war and I wouldn't be a soldier, I'd just be making money and traveling around europe without giving two ***** because I'd have degree in international affairs.

Who's the smart one now?

Just saying.

This works both ways. I'm not trying to bring you down in the slightest, I just want to show that one is not forced to either go to college or to join the army. The only smart choice there is, is the one that fits your ambition and skills the most. That's just an opinion though.

If you disagree with me, feel free to crumb all over my face after you shoved your own baguette up my bagel.
User avatar #119 to #103 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
nah man it's all good, i know you can get an education out of te military (obviously) i was just putting out the fact that we Miliary Men and Women are not as dumb as we seem.

I tot agree wit you though
User avatar #122 to #119 - dusters (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know your point wasn't about the fact you didn't pay and stuff, but I really just wanted to show that the smart thing to do is really a subjective thing.

Other than that, I used to have an air force general as a neighbour (I live 15 minutes away from a military base) and rarely have I ever met someone as intelligent and qualified as he is. I can confirm, and so can most people anyway, that the military is absolutely not made out of retards and grunts.
User avatar #126 to #122 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
totally subjective

O yeah my Grand dad was in the Airforce as well, he was a commando, i swear, more brain than brawn, learned so much from him (nand still am lol )
#29 to #16 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
The French have a military?
That fights?

Do they even know?
User avatar #39 to #29 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
what an original joke...
User avatar #59 to #16 - lizardnigger (05/22/2013) [-]
>french
>has a point of view which may cause arguments
>doesn't delete comment after 1 reply
>10/10 would not laugh at surrender
#64 to #59 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
*french accent* leave me smoke ma' cigarette ah shall not surrender *waves baguette furiouly in the air*
*french accent* leave me smoke ma' cigarette ah shall not surrender *waves baguette furiouly in the air*
User avatar #65 to #64 - lizardnigger (05/22/2013) [-]
excooz me while i eet dis chis off muh girlfreends nippells
#67 to #65 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
hmmm oui oui le chis ma' goodnessss yes woui neeeedz the frog legz gawd damniiiit
User avatar #69 to #67 - lizardnigger (05/22/2013) [-]
why iz deez red and bleu on muh flig
User avatar #74 to #69 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
actually, me being french, i totally forgot why it had red and blue ( i mean i learnt this **** way back lol ) it's actuall the coat of arms of Paris, and the Blue is identified with St Martin and the Red, with St Denis

ze more you know aboot ma' contry
User avatar #75 to #74 - lizardnigger (05/22/2013) [-]
Also, Napoleon designed the Italian flag.
User avatar #76 to #75 - crazycommando (05/22/2013) [-]
aaaand that too

*had forgotten about that aswell*

GDI brain why you forget
#79 - dirtyharrypegs (05/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #109 to #79 - zorororonoa (05/22/2013) [-]
nice roll
#11 - monkeybrains ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
They join the military because they're smarter than the average slut who has to pay for college, when the military has the glorious program known as the G.I. Bill. Why pay when you can walk around in a desert for a little while and then go to school for free?
#77 to #11 - mmajunkie (05/22/2013) [-]
I go to school for free without using the GI Bill.  Military Tuition Assistance (TA).  I didn't even have to peruse the desert.
I go to school for free without using the GI Bill. Military Tuition Assistance (TA). I didn't even have to peruse the desert.

#80 to #11 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
>Implying free college is actually free and that the money doesn't come from hard working American citizens who pay taxes.
#93 to #80 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
>being pedantic
User avatar #81 to #80 - imashitbricks (05/22/2013) [-]
>Implying I give a **** who pays for it
#66 to #11 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #98 - ilovehitler (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm sure all the people in the Airforce are extremely stupid...
User avatar #111 to #98 - rabaneristo (05/22/2013) [-]
I know, right? All that dumb engineers with no swag...
#101 to #98 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #102 to #101 - ilovehitler (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks, that will make it much easier to show my sarcasm.
#95 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
my favorite part about this is how ******* Alpha his response was. He didn't get angry, he didn't leave a long rant (insert navy seal pasta here), all he did was correct part of the idiot's sentence, thereby proving his superiority.
User avatar #120 - azusa (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, as technology advances, I'm pretty sure joining the military requires more education than it did before.
#100 - kraetyz (05/22/2013) [-]
Only valid response is gorilla warfare.
User avatar #99 - zorororonoa (05/22/2013) [-]
You need to have a college degree to be an officer. They are pretty strict with your grades too in ROTC. I am pretty sure they don't want dumbasses behind guns trying to defend our country.
#116 to #99 - thumblocked (05/22/2013) [-]
Don't be so sure, because sometimes you wonder "How the hell did he make it through the interview?"
#84 - lunaisbestpony (05/22/2013) [-]
Most good military jobs require a college degree to be accepted for training.
Most good military jobs require a college degree to be accepted for training.
#92 to #84 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
in order to be an officer, you have to have a college degree
#124 to #92 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Let me rephrase that, Can I be an Officer with an associates degree?
#121 to #92 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
does it matter what degree? like can i get a good job with the military if i have an associates degree?
#36 - dashgamer (05/22/2013) [-]
*too
#82 - heartlessrobot (05/22/2013) [-]
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Yes, because removing the possibility for owing thousands of dollars in student loans is stupid.
#73 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
too*
User avatar #114 - giggitygil (05/22/2013) [-]
He forgot the too*. What a retard.
#112 - cowboybebop (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel like he left out the full impact by also correcting "too" and the end punctuation describing a declarative sentence. :/   
   
But yes, that was alpha.
I feel like he left out the full impact by also correcting "too" and the end punctuation describing a declarative sentence. :/

But yes, that was alpha.
+1
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#41 to #27 - Lmaoplanes (05/22/2013) [-]
Depends on what you like.

Navy - Want to get out and fill that drunken sailor stereotype? (non stop drinking for a good 3-4 days, getting laid, etc when you port)? Join.

Army - Wanna just **** some people up and still get bitches, don't want any of the bs from the Marines? Join.

AirForce - Don't want that discipline and hard core training that other branches offer and just want to be in the military + have the benefits + a job after service. Join

Marines - Wanna get ****** in the ass (not literally) by the Drill Instructors, other people when you get outta boot, but still be deemed a bad ass and get laid almost at all times? Join the Marines.

Don't expect to find good work outside of law enforcement if you don't choose a technical field (like if u choose infantry or MP, or some bs like Water Tech).
#26 - burgessb (05/22/2013) [-]
He is still a boot.
User avatar #38 to #26 - dashgamer (05/22/2013) [-]
That's a picture from his boot days, but he's obviously in the fleet (since he's a bulk fuels guy), so there's no real way to determine his bootness.
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