Xbox One. . What Xbros believe. b Good morning, Batman. Morningg cat. I didnt understand your request. Accessing amine store. Xbox shutting down.. "Xbox, Play games!" turns into a Xbox360
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#322 to #209 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
voice recognition
User avatar #417 to #322 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
I think that's the point. He said "Xbox Off"
#144 - synapse (05/22/2013) [-]
Guys look what I found in the attic
User avatar #197 to #144 - ariusbrightwing (05/22/2013) [-]
When I come back, this comment better be in the top 10.
User avatar #147 to #144 - doctadoc (05/22/2013) [-]
Your paint skills are adequate at best...LOL
User avatar #475 to #144 - buttinspecter (05/22/2013) [-]
Wow! It has a quick start full loading system, guys.
User avatar #559 to #144 - swimmingprodigy (05/23/2013) [-]
holy crap dude. it probably has more games than the real Xbox One
User avatar #288 to #144 - Cloudlessewe (05/22/2013) [-]
I GENUINELY thought that was an xbox one as i was scrolling down the comments. Why am i buying this again?
User avatar #183 to #144 - thedarkestrogue (05/22/2013) [-]
the sad thing is that it actually ******* looks like an Xbox One.
#65 - yuvesh (05/22/2013) [-]
#162 to #65 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
would bang
#360 - asimplepotato (05/22/2013) [-]
M-m-ma-maiiii-main mmmmenu   
I didn't understand your request.   
M-maaa-main mmme-me-men-menu   
I didn't understand your request.   
G-G-God dddddamn it, main mmmmmmenu   
I didn't understand your request.
M-m-ma-maiiii-main mmmmenu
I didn't understand your request.
M-maaa-main mmme-me-men-menu
I didn't understand your request.
G-G-God dddddamn it, main mmmmmmenu
I didn't understand your request.
User avatar #190 - pianoasis (05/22/2013) [-]
I doubt that. Xbox Kinect came out and people thought it would be **** but it worked amazingly. The voice commands will most likely work, it's just that no one ******* wants it.
User avatar #221 to #190 - deadmice (05/22/2013) [-]
it only worked for people with an american accent. it does **** all if you are british.
User avatar #228 to #221 - viscerys (05/22/2013) [-]
Also, for a short time, it couldn't detect black people.
User avatar #231 to #228 - deadmice (05/22/2013) [-]
god help you if you are a black british guy...
User avatar #233 to #231 - viscerys (05/22/2013) [-]
So far, the only changes between the 360 and the One that I can see, are that they've built in a Kinect, and made you pay to play pre-owned games. They've also made it ******* hideous.
User avatar #236 to #233 - deadmice (05/22/2013) [-]
and that you cant use it if you dont go online.
and that they are building in loads of **** no-one will use it for, and then charge for the "work" that went into it.
User avatar #265 to #190 - rockamekishiko (05/22/2013) [-]
but it seems that the current xbox and kinect could do what they showed. most if not all could be done on the current console, no innovation was really shown.
User avatar #468 to #265 - norboro (05/22/2013) [-]
the thing with the current console, is you have to go to a completely seperate menu to use kinect voice and motion features, which i think is a pain. with this new one, it's integrated into the default home menu. its true there's no real innovation, but it is definitely sharper and better than before.
#108 - hardongo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
i think 'll wait for the ps4... i've been playing with playstation since 1997 and my modded ps2 still works like a charm..i just can't trust a company that releases a flawed console just to beat sony at the lunching date... i know that present day pc are stronger that the ps4 but i don't care i just want to kick some ass in god of war and play fighting games with my friends in my house
User avatar #261 to #108 - arktorious (05/22/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU
#280 to #108 - yoren (05/22/2013) [-]
lunching day.. Only thing I could think of was some stockphoto I have seen.
#174 to #108 - mampfer (05/22/2013) [-]
My first console was a PS2, then I got a Xbox 360...I guess I´ll get a Playstation again
#263 to #174 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
recently aquired a ps2 for ***** and giggles. Ive owned nintendo products, and an xbox360. This console sounds like **** . PS4 it is
User avatar #223 to #108 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/22/2013) [-]
your a damn fool if you buy a console on its release date when its way overpriced. any sensible person would wait, really, even if just a few months.
User avatar #118 to #108 - theRomaniantroll (05/22/2013) [-]
HERE IS MY RAGE NOOB.

Jk I have no rage, I see no reason to jump on you for your opinion, and a well justified one at that. I'm an avid PC gamer, simply for the graphics, the performance, and the ability to network controls better. (IE, skyrim, I can hit 1, 2, 3, etc to switch weapons and spells instead of scrolling through the menu).
#131 to #118 - hardongo ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
i know that performance wise the pc is unparallelled.. but i have 3 brothers and on weekends we and our friends get together to game and pizza night.. and the opportunity of seeing their faces when you deal the final blow or a fatality or a touchdown is priceless, i think that doing this is the strong point of consoles
#189 to #131 - kez (05/22/2013) [-]
Consoles are Social.

PCs are not.

I do not think PCs will ever be better than consoles because of this simple fact, even if they are technologically superior.
#557 to #189 - hardongo ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
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#555 to #189 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
the hell does that even mean?
#122 to #108 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
A gamer. An honest to god, enjoying games for the sake of enjoying them, despite console war's and what's "better" gamer.   
   
I like you. A lot.
A gamer. An honest to god, enjoying games for the sake of enjoying them, despite console war's and what's "better" gamer.

I like you. A lot.
#30 - ataeru (05/22/2013) [-]
"Xbox, Play games!"   
*turns into a Xbox360*
"Xbox, Play games!"
*turns into a Xbox360*
#369 to #315 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
the 360 was made for playing games, while the xbox1 isn't focused on gaming
User avatar #59 to #30 - jonnyfunk (05/22/2013) [-]
i gues it turns ... all the way around
#99 - ldw (05/22/2013) [-]
One day I will find a use for this
#387 - schrutebucks (05/22/2013) [-]
I've been playing 360 since it came out, but I think I'll be getting a ps4. I don't why but Microsoft is 			*******		 obsessed with this kinect integration
I've been playing 360 since it came out, but I think I'll be getting a ps4. I don't why but Microsoft is ******* obsessed with this kinect integration
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User avatar #158 - psyosis (05/22/2013) [-]
Yesterday I pretty much established the fact that I'm getting a PS4 this gen simply because Sony is making it to PLAY GAMES FIRST, MEDIA CENTER SECOND. If I wanna watch TV, I'll watch TV, not buy a system and pay extra to watch what I already have. I'm not trying to be a fanboy in any way, I wanted to like the Xbox One, and maybe even get one, but all I got out of the conference is that I am not its target audience.
User avatar #167 to #158 - trollchildxy (05/22/2013) [-]
To be honest I am probably going to be doing the same. I used to excuse buying XBox because i wanted to play the Fable series, but now that it is trash, i have no reason to buy XBox.
User avatar #176 to #158 - metajunky (05/22/2013) [-]
What makes you think Sony is going to be the saving grace of the next console generation of video games? PS4 is not backwards compatible, is in a similar situation in regards to used games, and is desperately trying to validate Vita and Move by making them a big part of it. Oh but I get to let my friends play MY games over the Internet though! E3 is going to be a deciding factor with the games
User avatar #262 to #176 - rockamekishiko (05/22/2013) [-]
but Sony has the best exclusives and no one can even argue against this. Microsoft has halo, gears of war and forza (the critically acclaimed ones) and they are being milked to **** . it was just revealed that indie publishers cant self-publish on xbox live contrasting with PSN and the Wiiu store where they CAN. PS just has more games and is hardcore gamer-oriented while the xbox targets very casual audiences and teens with their gimmicky **** with vibrant colors and motion and voice control.
User avatar #297 to #262 - metajunky (05/22/2013) [-]
"but Sony has the best exclusives"

Nintendo says hi

As for Microsoft, they are making 15 exclusives and 8 of them are new IPs. What about Sony? How many Killzone and Infamous games are there now? Are they system sellers now? What else is there? LittleBigPlanet, God of War, Uncharted, Ratchet and Clank, and Sly Cooper, and that is about it. Are they not "milked to death" now? Xbox is not really great as it was with exclusives, with what you mentioned plus Fable, Lost Odyssey, the Rare games, Dance Central, Shadow Complex, and a few others, but 15 exclusives including new IPs in the first year is pretty freaking impressive

"it was just revealed that indie publishers cant self-publish on xbox live contrasting with PSN and the Wiiu store where they CAN"

Which is disappointing, though the vast majority of indie games are not worth playing in the first place. It is a big advantage for the PS4 though, but the big games are still going to be made for both and that is what I care about

"PS just has more games and is hardcore gamer-oriented while the xbox targets very casual audiences and teens with their gimmicky **** with vibrant colors and motion and voice control"

Sony is currently taking advantage of their exclusives, but it certainly does not have "more" games. And you are keen to forget a good amount of the Sony presentation catered to casuals too. The Move and Camera? That Wii Music rip-off? Revolving around social media? Nobody has outright won anything so far
User avatar #317 to #297 - rockamekishiko (05/22/2013) [-]
15 new exclusives. about half of those are going to be fur the ******* kinect an the other half won't even be worth mentioning after a year, mark my words. Sony has as you said killzone which they haven't milked, they only had 2 games for the ps3 and 2 games for god of war and halo had like what 4 games on the 360? there is also the Last of Us, Beyond, GT, recistance and new IPs also coming from great devs.

Indie games are not worth playing? cou can't play Journey and honestly say that. indie games have potential and i don't care if they are good or not its about having the option, that they are THERE.

Sony showed all of that after they were done with their Game stuff, after they presented that GAMES will be their main focus and all of that gimmick **** was secondary because it's all stuff that current consoles CAN do.
User avatar #403 to #317 - metajunky (05/22/2013) [-]
"about half of those are going to be fur the ******* kinect an the other half won't even be worth mentioning after a year"

Exactly why I am waiting for E3 and probably a year or so before getting any console

"Sony has as you said killzone which they haven't milked, they only had 2 games for the ps3 and 2 games for god of war and halo had like what 4 games on the 360? there is also the Last of Us, Beyond, GT, recistance and new IPs also coming from great devs"

Basically a few decent games and a ton of unknowns. Sort of like Xbox, but a few more established franchises

"Indie games are not worth playing? cou can't play Journey and honestly say that. indie games have potential and i don't care if they are good or not its about having the option, that they are THERE"

Most are, though I can not deny the creativity many have too. Personally I just like the more refined gameplay from the triple A games. Games like Braid, Fez, and Bastion are games I do like a lot though, and like I said, indie support is a big plus for Sony and the Playstation

"Sony showed all of that after they were done with their Game stuff, after they presented that GAMES will be their main focus and all of that gimmick **** was secondary because it's all stuff that current consoles CAN do"

Those "gimmicks" are some of the most important features that make the 360 so popular. And Sony is betting on gimmicks as much as the other consoles. Now I could not care less about watching TV and Netflix, but many people do. Like it or not, Microsoft is striving for an entertainment system that just so happens to be a pretty powerful gaming console too. Does that mean they are ignoring gaming completely? Well it remains to be seen, but until either of them really prove themselves, they both remain unimpressive
#354 to #158 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
but the PS4 doesn't have smart fish! Only on Xbox One
User avatar #188 to #158 - CNBrown (05/22/2013) [-]
I see what you mean after the conference it does seem like it is media orientated, but I think they it will still be for games first, but I think they will wait until the gaming expo and then show what it will do about games, I all ready have a powerful pc, but I will getting the xbox since I don't see what is wrong with adding more things such as live tv, instant switching, installing games, The only thing is kinect, I will probably use it then just go back to the controller, but at least you don't have to buy it seperatly.
#344 to #83 - tenmillionbears (05/22/2013) [-]
Yes, I love these...
#93 to #83 - beerterror (05/22/2013) [-]
spielburg pls
#150 to #93 - spielburg (05/22/2013) [-]
What did I do to you?
#377 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
this exact comic came out when the kinect came out

They're re-making the Kinect, so that it will work in smaller areas and actually recognizes voice commands
if you actually watched the reveal you would know all of this, but everyone just wants to look at the bad parts about it anyway.
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#321 - odonnell (05/22/2013) [-]
Its nice to know people understand the frustration Scottish people have when using voice recognition. Our accent it that bad, we hardly even understand each other.
#334 to #321 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Get the **** out of here scottish bitch. Only americans get to use my site. Faggot. Go **** yourself!
#72 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Just to be different, I think the xbox is cool.
#98 to #72 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Have fun playing alone like on a PC and if you want to play online with your friends and family, you have to each buy a copy of the game...
User avatar #130 to #98 - Blue Blur (05/22/2013) [-]
Now I'm not an Xbox fan, but I know that on the Xbox One you can only share games if your accounts are on the same console and parental controls are set up to do so. But that's better than nothing. I'll still be getting a PS4 though..
User avatar #249 to #72 - rockamekishiko (05/22/2013) [-]
cool if you don't mind missing on a lot of games, always having to have your kinect connected and not borrowing or lending your friends any games. Just read that indie developers can't self-publish on xbox live. In contrast they can self-publish on both ps network and the wii store.
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fixed
User avatar #213 - chuca ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
am i the only one thinking that consoles are getting out of hand?

I just want to play games, i don't need TV, i dont need to go on the internet, i don't need FB, i don't need it to wipe my ass by voice activation

I just want godamn games, everything else is just time wasted as far as i see
User avatar #253 to #213 - yusay ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Then buy a good PC.
User avatar #453 to #213 - norboro (05/22/2013) [-]
then buy an old console. i for one, can afford, and enjoy these new features.
User avatar #474 to #453 - chuca ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
that isn't my point, i already have cable and a computer, why would i want something that does both these things but not as good as the devices i already have that were purpose built for that
User avatar #478 to #474 - norboro (05/22/2013) [-]
well for the tv thing, it doesnt mean it acts as a cable box, it means you can plug your box into it and use it on the same input. i do agree in a way though, that maybe they could make a less glorified one, for a cheaper price.
User avatar #481 to #478 - chuca ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
plus it's kind of scares me how all our technology's are getting mixed, pretty soon your phone,tv,computer,game system, toaster and god knows what else will be one product you can buy from one company
User avatar #489 to #481 - norboro (05/22/2013) [-]
thats true, but being the modernist i am, i look forward to that kinda stuff
User avatar #498 to #489 - chuca ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
yea, but im one of the crazy people that believe the government has bugged my house and watch me in the shower

obviously i'm exaggerating but i still don't trust government or big bussiness
User avatar #511 to #498 - norboro (05/22/2013) [-]
lol im one of those normal people who trusts the government, and trusts that the things they hide are atleast legal
User avatar #513 to #511 - chuca ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
then they wouldn't hide them though

don't get me wrong, i dont think every single politician is a Illuminati member planning to brainwash people and take over the world, or any of them really, i just think most of them are assholes who care about themselves, or about a very small minority they're a part of and **** the rest
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If that came to my computer screen i'd be scared 			********		 since i live alone.
If that came to my computer screen i'd be scared ******** since i live alone.
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User avatar #173 - subaqueousreach (05/22/2013) [-]
You know sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who doesn't have any problems when using the Kinect system. I only use it for games, but when I do it works fine for me. I don't know why everyone else seems to have such a hard time with it.
User avatar #194 to #173 - ianus (05/22/2013) [-]
i also have good expirienc with kinect. i'm programming with the kinect sdk for windows at the moment and it's awsome to navigate on the screen with this thing and other nice stuff you can do.
User avatar #178 to #173 - metajunky (05/22/2013) [-]
There are not many good games for it
#154 - grandmabetty (05/22/2013) [-]
The PS4 looks the most impressive. I'm sorry but Kinect just does not float my boat... I don't want to 			*******		 flap my hands about trying to control a menu, or make everybody think I'm going mental trying to yell at my Xbox attempting to get it to change from HDMI to Antenna. The future isn't 			*******		 voice controlled. Even Siri and S Voice were a 			****		 invention. Nobody wants to sit on a 			*******		 train and go "Hello Galaxy! Text Cuntsmacker I 			*******		 hate you bitch 			*************		 ass 			*****		"   
   
So much of this is pointless crap we'll use once and never use again.
The PS4 looks the most impressive. I'm sorry but Kinect just does not float my boat... I don't want to ******* flap my hands about trying to control a menu, or make everybody think I'm going mental trying to yell at my Xbox attempting to get it to change from HDMI to Antenna. The future isn't ******* voice controlled. Even Siri and S Voice were a **** invention. Nobody wants to sit on a ******* train and go "Hello Galaxy! Text Cuntsmacker I ******* hate you bitch ************* ass ***** "

So much of this is pointless crap we'll use once and never use again.
User avatar #347 to #154 - holybatman (05/22/2013) [-]
And there we have it, internet.

The future, predicted by grandmabetty.
User avatar #252 to #154 - rockamekishiko (05/22/2013) [-]
their main audience is teenage kids that play call of duty and love gimmicks, thinking they are cool. Voice control didn't work on phones 5 years ago, and like you said no one uses siri other than to **** around with it, so who the hell told MS that it was a good idea. Not showing any live gameplay was a bad choice too. and that CoD trailer looked horrible and it's like they were expecting people to like it just because it had a dog in it.
#366 to #154 - asimplepotato (05/22/2013) [-]
Haha, i can imagne this generation at retirement homes, just shouting at random objects, because when they were younger, that actually did something.
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