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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#30 - ataeru
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"Xbox, Play games!"   
*turns into a Xbox360*
"Xbox, Play games!"
*turns into a Xbox360*
#315 to #30 - Mitro
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#369 to #315 - anon id: 3b24220e
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the 360 was made for playing games, while the xbox1 isn't focused on gaming
User avatar #59 to #30 - jonnyfunk
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i gues it turns ... all the way around
#144 - synapse
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Guys look what I found in the attic
User avatar #197 to #144 - ariusbrightwing
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When I come back, this comment better be in the top 10.
User avatar #147 to #144 - doctadoc
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Your paint skills are adequate at best...LOL
User avatar #475 to #144 - buttinspecter
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Wow! It has a quick start full loading system, guys.
User avatar #559 to #144 - swimmingprodigy
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holy crap dude. it probably has more games than the real Xbox One
User avatar #288 to #144 - Cloudlessewe
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I GENUINELY thought that was an xbox one as i was scrolling down the comments. Why am i buying this again?
User avatar #183 to #144 - thedarkestrogue
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the sad thing is that it actually ******* looks like an Xbox One.
#4 - threefolder
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Why didn't they just call it "Xbox 720"?
#182 to #4 - jameshill
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one of my friends is actually a market researcher and he landed a project with microsoft for the new xbox, apparently they called it xbox one because they think this is the one that will triumph all other systems doesnt make sense to me either because if they were going to continue the xbox series xbox 720 would make the most sense, but hey thats just me.

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User avatar #19 to #4 - xIArcticIx
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because its their 1st of their new gen project like start over with 2 and 3. Lets say Xbox and Xbox 360 were the prototypes on how to make these. What interests most people and that's why lots of entertainment and social media applications were shown because it has been 8 years since Microsoft released a new console. This was their all in - one.
The whole shebang. Everything that anyone wanted is all there. Also I heard Kinect's mic recognition has been tuned to work a hell a lot better now.
User avatar #6 to #4 - qubot
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because thats too "main stream"
User avatar #8 to #4 - yutdollacwwwthree
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Because reasons..
User avatar #15 to #4 - aldheim
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It may make sense, but 720 sounds stupid as ****.
#18 to #15 - hillbillypowpow
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But one is good?
User avatar #20 to #18 - aldheim
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Sounds better than 720.
User avatar #177 to #4 - hotschurl
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I would have called it "Xbox 360 Triangle". You know, to make the mockery of the Playstation buttons complete.
User avatar #181 to #4 - thedarkestrogue
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because "720" is ******* retarded.
User avatar #42 to #4 - captcrunch
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because honestly calling it Xbox 720 would be pretty stupid but calling Xbox One is just a stupid.
#134 to #4 - anon id: 946a642d
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Because Cos 360° =1
#146 to #4 - anon id: de437d03
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Cause that name would have been retarded as ****, that's why.
User avatar #348 to #4 - ericbeagles
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I guess because you'd eventually end up going to Xbox 23040 or something
#17 to #4 - hillbillypowpow
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Infinity sounded cooler. and durango. and 720. and every other goddamn thing that people called it.
#24 to #17 - timerce
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really? xbox durango sounds cool? next thing you will say is the ps4 should be called the sony trailblazer or some ****
User avatar #38 to #4 - zilver
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They called it One because its supposed to be an All-in-one entertainment system
User avatar #32 to #4 - jokersaysamuseme
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Because they think 1 comes after 360.
#46 to #4 - rprol
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Terrible name. good console.
#307 to #4 - babydonthurtme
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I honestly think its because they want it to be the "one" thing in your living room, they have TV on it now.
User avatar #25 to #4 - bostonbruins
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Start at Xbox. Do a 360. You're back at One. Blew your mind huh?
#77 to #25 - fcrocker
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No, you would be back at zero. Placing you at one degree would require a 361 degree rotation.
User avatar #290 to #77 - Cloudlessewe
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and THAT, is the foundation of all the console's problems.
#500 to #290 - sweateagle
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User avatar #432 to #77 - VaultTechy
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Well, no, because Xbox (the original one) is 1; you do 360 degrees, a full spin going back to the start position, and land back at 1.
#526 to #432 - fcrocker
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But it wasn't called the Xbox 1 was it, it was just called the Xbox
User avatar #528 to #526 - VaultTechy
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It's the FIRST one, the starting point!
#530 to #528 - fcrocker
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This is a petty argument and could go on for hours, I'm leaving.

I leave you with a final response of: "meh."
#534 to #530 - VaultTechy
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This ***** taking **** all seriously
User avatar #184 to #25 - kamusioso
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Aren't you back at 0?
User avatar #482 to #25 - frankwest
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Then shouldn't the Xbox 360 have been the Xbox one?
User avatar #31 to #25 - fistoftheaxis
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But that requires a 180, no? A 360 would imply that they end up facing their original direction.
#21 - holler
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#65 - yuvesh
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#162 to #65 - anon id: 8768f3a4
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would bang
#9 - marcalo
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#209 - imnotironman
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#322 to #209 - anon id: 5f2cd78c
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voice recognition
User avatar #417 to #322 - brettyoke
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I think that's the point. He said "Xbox Off"
#154 - grandmabetty
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The PS4 looks the most impressive. I'm sorry but Kinect just does not float my boat... I don't want to ******* flap my hands about trying to control a menu, or make everybody think I'm going mental trying to yell at my Xbox attempting to get it to change from HDMI to Antenna. The future isn't ******* voice controlled. Even Siri and S Voice were a **** invention. Nobody wants to sit on a ******* train and go "Hello Galaxy! Text Cuntsmacker I ******* hate you bitch ************* ass *****"   
   
So much of this is pointless crap we'll use once and never use again.
The PS4 looks the most impressive. I'm sorry but Kinect just does not float my boat... I don't want to ******* flap my hands about trying to control a menu, or make everybody think I'm going mental trying to yell at my Xbox attempting to get it to change from HDMI to Antenna. The future isn't ******* voice controlled. Even Siri and S Voice were a **** invention. Nobody wants to sit on a ******* train and go "Hello Galaxy! Text Cuntsmacker I ******* hate you bitch ************* ass *****"

So much of this is pointless crap we'll use once and never use again.
User avatar #347 to #154 - holybatman
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And there we have it, internet.

The future, predicted by grandmabetty.
#551 to #154 - lamarisagoodname
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"cuntsmacker"
User avatar #252 to #154 - rockamekishiko
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their main audience is teenage kids that play call of duty and love gimmicks, thinking they are cool. Voice control didn't work on phones 5 years ago, and like you said no one uses siri other than to **** around with it, so who the hell told MS that it was a good idea. Not showing any live gameplay was a bad choice too. and that CoD trailer looked horrible and it's like they were expecting people to like it just because it had a dog in it.
#366 to #154 - asimplepotato
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Haha, i can imagne this generation at retirement homes, just shouting at random objects, because when they were younger, that actually did something.
#108 - hardongo
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i think 'll wait for the ps4... i've been playing with playstation since 1997 and my modded ps2 still works like a charm..i just can't trust a company that releases a flawed console just to beat sony at the lunching date... i know that present day pc are stronger that the ps4 but i don't care i just want to kick some ass in god of war and play fighting games with my friends in my house
User avatar #261 to #108 - arktorious
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I LOVE YOU
#280 to #108 - yoren
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lunching day.. Only thing I could think of was some stockphoto I have seen.
#174 to #108 - mampfer
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My first console was a PS2, then I got a Xbox 360...I guess I´ll get a Playstation again
#263 to #174 - anon id: b74b5a52
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recently aquired a ps2 for ***** and giggles. Ive owned nintendo products, and an xbox360. This console sounds like ****. PS4 it is
User avatar #223 to #108 - avatarsarefornoobs
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your a damn fool if you buy a console on its release date when its way overpriced. any sensible person would wait, really, even if just a few months.
User avatar #118 to #108 - theRomaniantroll
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HERE IS MY RAGE NOOB.

Jk I have no rage, I see no reason to jump on you for your opinion, and a well justified one at that. I'm an avid PC gamer, simply for the graphics, the performance, and the ability to network controls better. (IE, skyrim, I can hit 1, 2, 3, etc to switch weapons and spells instead of scrolling through the menu).
#131 to #118 - hardongo
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i know that performance wise the pc is unparallelled.. but i have 3 brothers and on weekends we and our friends get together to game and pizza night.. and the opportunity of seeing their faces when you deal the final blow or a fatality or a touchdown is priceless, i think that doing this is the strong point of consoles
#189 to #131 - kez
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Consoles are Social.

PCs are not.

I do not think PCs will ever be better than consoles because of this simple fact, even if they are technologically superior.
#557 to #189 - hardongo
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#555 to #189 - anon id: c3339391
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the hell does that even mean?
#122 to #108 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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A gamer. An honest to god, enjoying games for the sake of enjoying them, despite console war's and what's "better" gamer.   
   
I like you. A lot.
A gamer. An honest to god, enjoying games for the sake of enjoying them, despite console war's and what's "better" gamer.

I like you. A lot.
#99 - ldw
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One day I will find a use for this