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and then you gotta cook them because our geeky stomachs cant handle it raw...
i laughed more at the gif than the content
(had to change the picture a little bit, because its flagged)
you never seen that gif before? its been around quite a while
maybe the original, but not that one
we CAN eat meat raw. just not the stuff you buy in stores, because its processed and the animals are filled with chemicals to make them bigger/meatier /grow faster.
but if you were to, say, kill a moose ( canadian here) in the wild, and eat the meat while its still fresh, it wouldnt harm you. unless that animal was sick. but , theoretically we can eat raw meat
I never understood that. Why can animals eat raw meat, but humans can't?
We can and it's much healthier than cooked meat, but it has to be clean and fresh. Some of the chemicals we feed livestock these days increase bacterial growth and disease, and make it more dangerous than it used to be.
j/k i have no clue
Carnivoric animals digestive systems are short and made for digesting meat in a very efficient manner.
We have a long digestive tract, made for digesting things like plants which takes a long time to digest, and meat is therefore poorly digested, as it litterally stays in our digestive tract for days.
This makes us more vulnerable to bacteria and parasites from the meat, staying in our system for so long.
Im not saying that we are not supposed to eat meat. That would bring a ********* towards me. I think we are adaptable to eating almost anything as long as we cook it. (Grains being an example of that).
I thought it was because we learned to cook and season meat that we don't need that kind of protection that we would have if we evolved eating meat raw.
Well, we are a bit of a strange species to understand in terms of diet.
We know that horses eat grass.
We know that lions eat meat.
We know that monkeys eat fruits and vegetables.
But we don't really know what we are supposed to eat.
Our teeth are short and flat, made for grinding food like plants and nuts, things like that.
We do however have some sort of canines, that some people argue are made for chewing meat. These canines are so short and useless, that we would have a pretty tough time trying to eat any uncooked flesh from an animal.
Maybe to eat some little fish or bugs?
Isn't that typical of Omnivores though? If we take a bear for an example they both have teeth for eating plants and meat. Their elongated sharp teeth is meant for tough meat.
Our technology would have shaped our physiology thus the redundancy of sharp teeth. Our tools for cutting and cooking the meat made the sharper teeth redundant but we still needed a bit of help with chewing cooked meat. We don't need canines like animals do because we don't rip the flesh off the prey we intend to eat. It's probably what you were getting at I just dug deeper. I think I did, that or I just spewed a whole bunch of nonsense and for that I would apologise.
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians
, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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