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#42 - playcolt
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(05/22/2013) [-]
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I've never even had a relationship for a year and a half
#79 to #42 - anon
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(05/22/2013) [-]
DID U LIVE IN A CAVE BUTT JUST CUM OUT TO WALJ YOUR DAWG CAUSE IT LOOKS THAT WAY ;)
#80 to #79 - playcolt
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#61 to #42 - tehtrollface
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(05/22/2013) [-]
I got 5 gf's!!!
#68 to #61 - dilara
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(05/22/2013) [-]
hurrr keep dreaming neckbeard
#62 to #61 - playcolt
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#65 to #62 - tehtrollface
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#44 to #42 - thebritishguy
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(05/22/2013) [-]
I only had a relationship for 20 minutes...and that was with a microwaved watermelon with a hole in it
#63 to #44 - chewgum
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(05/22/2013) [-]
you know ive heard about that, does it actually feel good? like the real thing or what
#70 to #63 - thebritishguy
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(05/22/2013) [-]
I was only joking, I had sex with a vacuum cleaner strapped to a vaselined plastic bag though though, it's supposed to feel a bit like a blowjob, it feels better than wanking but it's hard to get it right and if you do it wrong it hurts, I've only done it once because it's not worth it but it was a fun way to spend an afternoon
#45 to #44 - playcolt
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(05/22/2013) [-]
I love you
#43 to #42 - anon
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(05/22/2013) [-]
I've never even had a relationship