urgent message. . Dear Admin, Can you please ban rt'' until the 31st of May? I need to get University work: done and I can' t do it with Funny Junie available t
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#3 - blacktothefuture (05/21/2013) [-]
To defeat the Internet you must first become the Internet.
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User avatar #99 to #3 - kaitheguy (05/22/2013) [-]
is that lebron?
#118 to #99 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
le bronman
User avatar #100 to #99 - hewhoepicfails (05/22/2013) [-]
That's Batman. Dumbass.
User avatar #102 to #100 - kaitheguy (05/22/2013) [-]
thanks -__-
#105 to #102 - hewhoepicfails (05/22/2013) [-]
No worries, mate. I'm always here to help!
User avatar #7 - jetpistol (05/21/2013) [-]
It would be funny if DJ 4DM1N banned him 'til the 31st of may 2014
#290 to #7 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#292 to #7 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#55 to #7 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
This wouldn't work either way, you can just go on the site as anon.
#228 to #55 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Your IP gets banned too.
#89 to #55 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Anons, unite!
#288 to #89 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
**** ur mom
User avatar #67 - beastpwnrlol (05/22/2013) [-]
how to have DJ 4DM1N's mind blown...
1. go to his profile page
2. his description is "if you ask for anything i will ban you"
3. ask to be banned
4. ????
5. brain guts everywhere
#71 to #67 - myrrdhin ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Kind of dividing by zero o.o
#283 to #67 - vili (05/22/2013) [-]
His description says "if you ask for anything i will ban you" so if you ask him to ban you he will.
#17 - Muppetz (05/21/2013) [-]
Break your computer.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hazmathank (05/21/2013) [-]
Maybe he needs it for work.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Muppetz (05/21/2013) [-]
Break your work.
User avatar #27 to #19 - ihaveakeyboard (05/21/2013) [-]
work your break
User avatar #32 to #27 - Mebeshe (05/21/2013) [-]
Break your leg.
User avatar #36 to #32 - deathcampforjewtie (05/21/2013) [-]
My leg!
#144 - demha (05/22/2013) [-]
Can we have feature to ban ourself
#266 to #144 - gyssle (05/22/2013) [-]
With IP banning, one might often have more poeple on the same NAT'd network, meaning more than one user have the same IP. Most relevant example would be a student dormitory.
#187 to #144 - illutvar (05/22/2013) [-]
be cool to go down as history as the man who perma banned himself.
#93 - deviousalien ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
#280 - thegreenbutton (05/22/2013) [-]
Because you cant look at pics while being banned
#95 - lefish (05/22/2013) [-]
You don't need a ban, you need to grow a pair. Write those essays, do that reading, and when your mind is slush because you just wrote like 10 pages about Marc Antony, go and kill things or read the internet until you are fortified enough to continue with your work.
You don't need a ban, you need to grow a pair. Write those essays, do that reading, and when your mind is slush because you just wrote like 10 pages about Marc Antony, go and kill things or read the internet until you are fortified enough to continue with your work.
User avatar #111 to #95 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
Although I do agree with you, he needs to learn some self-motivation skills and organize his time better.
User avatar #108 to #95 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
Anyone who spends more than 4-5 hours a day on the internet is technically classified as an 'internet addict.' The term addict is used for obvious reasons; some people just can't force the motivation it takes to stop searching through mildly entertaining pictures and actually get **** done. Try telling any smoker to just 'grow a pair' and stop smoking for a week. It's easier said than done for all too many, myself included.
#115 to #108 - lefish (05/22/2013) [-]
It is easier said than done. I unquit smoking twice before it stuck. The internet should not be compared to nicotine, because while it could theoretically be psychologically addictive, there are no physical cravings. Procrastination is a problem, but the only effective solution I have found is liberal application of willpower and/or cursing. If someone is addicted to the internet, (a term I do not believe valid) a ban from one site will not be an effective way to motivate action due to the scope of the internet.
User avatar #131 to #115 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
I wrote this long, thought-out reply about conditioned habits and nailbiting (don't ask), but it was a bit tl;dr. Long story short: moral support helps, sometimes you just need one more push, and we are creatures of habit. And research shows that people who spend more time on the internet tend to have proportionally lower willpower. It's a vicious cycle, isn't it?
#134 to #131 - lefish (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm wondering how one measures willpower.
User avatar #145 to #134 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
I honestly couldn't tell you and feel 100% sure that I was right. I myself could give a valid assessment of my particular willingness to do a given task, but the tricky thing is that knowing you are being assessed on your willpower will in its self, alter your willpower. I imagine the most accurate way to figure it out would be to give parents or roommates questionnaires on how well the subject did chores and homework without procrastinating or complaining.
#155 to #145 - lefish (05/22/2013) [-]
but that depends on whether the person wants to do something. If I want to perform action X, it will require less willpower. If I loved washing dishes, I would not have to force anything. The amount of will required for a particular action changes depending on the circumstances.
#157 to #155 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
That is extremely valid, and a lot of things, like willpower, are not cut and dry. Just how time is in like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff.
#160 to #157 - lefish (05/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #158 to #157 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
is like*
#163 to #115 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Well actually, the funny thing about addiction is that some people have more addictive personalities than others. This is usually a combination of impulse control and weak commitment. So some people actually get more psychologically addicted to things than others. That means some people are incredibly vulnerable to psychological addictions, like people who play too much WoW. And others don't get attached to things very easily at all.
#244 - BraindeadBuddha ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
****		, he's right. And I just went here to take a break from my own studies.   
I didn't expect funnyjunk to remind me I need to study.
**** , he's right. And I just went here to take a break from my own studies.
I didn't expect funnyjunk to remind me I need to study.
#204 - ishotthedeputy (05/22/2013) [-]
Or you could do everyone a favor and just post boobs instead
User avatar #4 - haws (05/21/2013) [-]
If you cant summon enough willpower to get the work done that will serve you the rest of your life then don't bother doing it in the first place as you'll just fail later.
#256 - mooghens ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Wanna get banned? post CP
#284 to #256 - iwebby (05/22/2013) [-]
here, club penguin

inb4 ban
#259 to #256 - slyve (05/22/2013) [-]
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Damn, that is some delicious CP you got there. Let me add some.
User avatar #272 to #256 - neokun (05/22/2013) [-]
Don't be ridiculous! Crusty Pizza is not going to help anybody here!
#142 - plaruti (05/22/2013) [-]
cant you just continue to visit this site as anonymous?
User avatar #168 to #142 - poutinesalad (05/22/2013) [-]
*cough* proxies *cough*
User avatar #159 to #142 - urfunnyman (05/22/2013) [-]
IP address gets banned so no you can't
User avatar #161 to #159 - plaruti (05/22/2013) [-]
that's... not true
User avatar #175 to #161 - urfunnyman (05/22/2013) [-]
but yes you still can visit while you are banned but if you are on as anonymous and using the same IP you won't be bale to thumb or comment
User avatar #172 to #161 - urfunnyman (05/22/2013) [-]
yes it is because say you thumbed up this post on your internet capability device and you try using another device that can access the internet and try thumb it up again but using another account (or same account) or being anonymous. it won't let you because you are using the same IP address trust me i tried
#275 - MrOblivious (05/22/2013) [-]
This won't work. You'll work hard to find a new way to procrastinate.

Trust me.
#253 - vicgkob (05/22/2013) [-]
Ydosac much?
User avatar #263 to #253 - ydosac (05/22/2013) [-]
it's a curse and blessing at the same time...
#214 - herbolifee (05/22/2013) [-]
Or you could show some willpower / dicipline and just get your **** done.
#123 - furukawa (05/22/2013) [-]
You can still go on funnyjunk without an account
You can still go on funnyjunk without an account
#133 to #123 - darkace (05/22/2013) [-]
Not if DJ 4DM1N decides to do an IP ban, but then he will just probably find a computer to get on at school.
User avatar #146 to #133 - furukawa (05/22/2013) [-]
I have been IP banned before, you can still browse the website
#74 - camerel (05/22/2013) [-]
or you could post porn
User avatar #91 to #87 - thebeastlyhound (05/22/2013) [-]
Post the full gif of **** I want to see her boobs.
#76 to #74 - jalthelas (05/22/2013) [-]
Sexy lesbians, you say?
Sexy lesbians, you say?
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User avatar #86 to #76 - velocirapper (05/22/2013) [-]
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER. THANK YOU!!!
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