Funny Business. .. A Handy Guide for Reminding People That You' re Too Cool for their Shit Go to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over. of your local phar
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A Handy Guide for Reminding People
That You' re Too Cool for their Shit
Go to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over.
of your local pharmacy. . Leave store triumphantly.
Pick oat a pair that makes
you look coal as all hell.
c/ 5) MANEUVER - The Zero Fuck Exit Gm:
Raise hands in the air, to show people that YOU. in fact, do not care.
fizgig gm:
Realize this family dinner is Sneak a swig from the cool
a straight up , . up flask you stole trom
your sick grandfather.
3. FLIP THAT SHIT.
T c/ 8 MANEUVER - The Table Turner cw
glance both hands firmly under table and explode upward in
one solitary motion. Increase dramatic effect by screaming
3 "Fuck You Dada" once table is in fireflight.
I. Find a urinal. 2. Shit in it.
we MANEUVER - The Shit
Snag some toilet paper from the stall, stand as far back "
possible and sink a shot, make sure people are watching,
otherwise you just look dumb.
Turin given: One ZERO FUCKS
f emf]! the frash cw
Locate some Chump who' s
too busy updating their
bullshit social media profile
to recognize the true beauty
of the natural world all
around them.
r. e/ 8 MANEUVER G% o
i Dude just hit that guy' s
I ipad what are you
waiting for do it pussy.
3. Spend the rest of the day teaching a dog how to smoke.
i, WE .. I wasn' t counting, because I dont
V? give a fuck, but if I had to guess I' d say NOW.
I can out your dead grandpa for Tell everyone your funeral
a having a boringness . . wilt be much cooler.
Be dead forever.
Fuchs given: Zero
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Submitted: 05/21/2013
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#23 - Cleavland Steamer (05/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Fuck the Kids Next Door
User avatar #14 - holler (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#4 - felixfj (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the dog misses him.
the dog misses him.
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#25 - mikepetru (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
who the fuck names their kid Chunce?
#6 - miscarriage (05/21/2013) [-]
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#19 - optimussum (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...And then get called an asshole by everyone in existence
...And then get called an asshole by everyone in existence
User avatar #18 - allion (05/22/2013) [-]
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#1 - kattykillfish (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Zero Fucks Given.
#21 - Dave Cee (05/22/2013) [-]
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#47 - racrox (05/22/2013) [-]
fuckin Striders man
#36 - bulbakip (05/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
the true art of not giving a fuck is not doing anything at all no matter what.    
   
Some say its a form of enlightenment.
the true art of not giving a fuck is not doing anything at all no matter what.

Some say its a form of enlightenment.
#69 - jovanlisac (05/22/2013) [-]
I tried it at home!
User avatar #48 - User ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
This is called being a douche bag... someone was seriously confused.
#82 - tomegg (05/22/2013) [-]
If no one is around to watch you,    
   
do you still look dumb?   
   
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If no one is around to watch you,

do you still look dumb?

pic unrelated
User avatar #35 - xXCorpitoXx (05/22/2013) [-]
"Make sure other people are watching otherwise you look dumb."
..But how can one look dumb if no one is watching?
#7 - kingnewfag ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
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#59 - zdaninjamonkey (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
someone actually did the shit in the urinal thing at my work last year............   
   
   
MFW if I had to clean it up
someone actually did the shit in the urinal thing at my work last year............


MFW if I had to clean it up
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