A Handy Guide for Reminding People
That You' re Too Cool for their Shit
Go to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over.
of your local pharmacy. . Leave store triumphantly.
Pick oat a pair that makes
you look coal as all hell.
c/ 5) MANEUVER - The Zero Fuck Exit Gm:
Raise hands in the air, to show people that YOU. in fact, do not care.
Realize this family dinner is Sneak a swig from the cool
a straight up , . up flask you stole trom
your sick grandfather.
3. FLIP THAT SHIT.
T c/ 8 MANEUVER - The Table Turner cw
glance both hands firmly under table and explode upward in
one solitary motion. Increase dramatic effect by screaming
3 "Fuck You Dada" once table is in fireflight.
I. Find a urinal. 2. Shit in it.
we MANEUVER - The Shit
Snag some toilet paper from the stall, stand as far back "
possible and sink a shot, make sure people are watching,
otherwise you just look dumb.
Turin given: One ZERO FUCKS
f emf]! the frash cw
Locate some Chump who' s
too busy updating their
bullshit social media profile
to recognize the true beauty
of the natural world all
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i Dude just hit that guy' s
I ipad what are you
waiting for do it pussy.
3. Spend the rest of the day teaching a dog how to smoke.
i, WE .. I wasn' t counting, because I dont
V? give a fuck, but if I had to guess I' d say NOW.
I can out your dead grandpa for Tell everyone your funeral
a having a boringness . . wilt be much cooler.
Be dead forever.
Fuchs given: Zero