Funny Business. .. A Handy Guide for Reminding People That You' re Too Cool for their Go to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over. of your local pharmacy. a fucking Bear
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A Handy Guide for Reminding People
That You' re Too Cool for their ****
Go to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over.
of your local pharmacy. . Leave store triumphantly.
Pick oat a pair that makes
you look coal as all hell.
c/ 5) MANEUVER - The Zero **** Exit Gm:
Raise hands in the air, to show people that YOU. in fact, do not care.
fizgig gm:
Realize this family dinner is Sneak a swig from the cool
a straight up , . up flask you stole trom
your sick grandfather.
3. FLIP THAT ****.
T c/ 8 MANEUVER - The Table Turner cw
glance both hands firmly under table and explode upward in
one solitary motion. Increase dramatic effect by screaming
3 "**** You Dada" once table is in fireflight.
I. Find a urinal. 2. **** in it.
we MANEUVER - The ****
Snag some toilet paper from the stall, stand as far back "
possible and sink a shot, make sure people are watching,
otherwise you just look dumb.
Turin given: One ZERO *****
f emf]! the frash cw
Locate some Chump who' s
too busy updating their
******** social media profile
to recognize the true beauty
of the natural world all
around them.
r. e/ 8 MANEUVER G% o
i Dude just hit that guy' s
I ipad what are you
waiting for do it pussy.
3. Spend the rest of the day teaching a dog how to smoke.
i, WE .. I wasn' t counting, because I dont
V? give a ****, but if I had to guess I' d say NOW.
I can out your dead grandpa for Tell everyone your funeral
a having a boringness . . wilt be much cooler.
Be dead forever.
Fuchs given: Zero
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#23 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +108
(05/22/2013) [-]
**** the Kids Next Door
#46 to #23 - triggathepirate
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
He's goin out with some rocky road.
#26 to #23 - darthblam
Reply +4
(05/22/2013) [-]
Oh that's just too good.
Oh that's just too good.
#37 to #23 - hazardpay ONLINE
Reply +5
(05/22/2013) [-]
#27 to #23 - mvtjets ONLINE
Reply +12
(05/22/2013) [-]
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#14 - holler
Reply +85
(05/21/2013) [-]
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#85 to #14 - tripscausedthis
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
Keep thinking you're DJ 4DM1N because of your red text.
#34 to #14 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply +1
(05/22/2013) [-]
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#4 - felixfj
Reply +68
(05/21/2013) [-]
the dog misses him.
the dog misses him.
#45 to #4 - Dap
Reply +6
(05/22/2013) [-]
Too bad the guy doesn't give a ****.
#76 - larryqa **User deleted account**
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#77 to #76 - internetrage
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(05/22/2013) [-]
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#78 to #77 - larryqa **User deleted account**
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#25 - mikepetru ONLINE
Reply +22
(05/22/2013) [-]
who the **** names their kid Chunce?
#53 to #25 - XxMyNameIsChancexX
Reply -2
(05/22/2013) [-]
My Name Is Chance.... so it's close...
My Name Is Chance.... so it's close...
#30 to #25 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#43 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
Have you seen my grandpa Tibbens?
#6 - miscarriage
Reply +22
(05/21/2013) [-]
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#19 - optimussum
Reply +16
(05/22/2013) [-]
...And then get called an asshole by everyone in existence
...And then get called an asshole by everyone in existence
#33 to #19 - guye
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
Like I give a ****
Like I give a ****
#18 - allion
Reply +14
(05/22/2013) [-]
⊂ヽ
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   \( ͡ ° ʖ ͡° )
    > ⌒ヽ
   /   へ\
   /  / \\
   レ ノ   ヽつ
  / /
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`ノ )  Lノ
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#9 - cralix **User deleted account**
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#1 - kattykillfish
Reply +11
(05/21/2013) [-]
Zero ***** Given.
#83 to #1 - MrShaggy
Reply +1
(05/22/2013) [-]
That's clearly a **** given.

A flaming ****.
#5 to #1 - mraye
Reply +2
(05/21/2013) [-]
#84 to #5 - luddethebunny
Reply +2
(05/22/2013) [-]
OH.****.YES