Funny Business. .. A Handy Guide for Reminding People That You' re Too Cool for their Go to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over. of your local pharmacy. a fucking Bear
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A Handy Guide for Reminding People
That You' re Too Cool for their ****
Go to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over.
of your local pharmacy. . Leave store triumphantly.
Pick oat a pair that makes
you look coal as all hell.
c/ 5) MANEUVER - The Zero **** Exit Gm:
Raise hands in the air, to show people that YOU. in fact, do not care.
fizgig gm:
Realize this family dinner is Sneak a swig from the cool
a straight up , . up flask you stole trom
your sick grandfather.
3. FLIP THAT **** .
T c/ 8 MANEUVER - The Table Turner cw
glance both hands firmly under table and explode upward in
one solitary motion. Increase dramatic effect by screaming
3 " **** You Dada" once table is in fireflight.
I. Find a urinal. 2. **** in it.
we MANEUVER - The ****
Snag some toilet paper from the stall, stand as far back "
possible and sink a shot, make sure people are watching,
otherwise you just look dumb.
Turin given: One ZERO *****
f emf]! the frash cw
Locate some Chump who' s
too busy updating their
******** social media profile
to recognize the true beauty
of the natural world all
around them.
r. e/ 8 MANEUVER G% o
i Dude just hit that guy' s
I ipad what are you
waiting for do it pussy.
3. Spend the rest of the day teaching a dog how to smoke.
i, WE .. I wasn' t counting, because I dont
V? give a **** , but if I had to guess I' d say NOW.
I can out your dead grandpa for Tell everyone your funeral
a having a boringness . . wilt be much cooler.
Be dead forever.
Fuchs given: Zero
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Submitted: 05/21/2013
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#23 - Cleavland Steamer (05/22/2013) [-]
**** the Kids Next Door
User avatar #46 to #23 - triggathepirate (05/22/2013) [-]
He's goin out with some rocky road.
#26 to #23 - darthblam (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh that's just too good.
Oh that's just too good.
#27 to #23 - mvtjets ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - holler (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #14 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Keep thinking you're DJ 4DM1N because of your red text.
#4 - felixfj (05/21/2013) [-]
the dog misses him.
the dog misses him.
User avatar #45 to #4 - Dap (05/22/2013) [-]
Too bad the guy doesn't give a **** .
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#19 - optimussum (05/22/2013) [-]
...And then get called an asshole by everyone in existence
...And then get called an asshole by everyone in existence
#33 to #19 - guye (05/22/2013) [-]
Like I give a 			****
Like I give a ****
#25 - mikepetru ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
who the **** names their kid Chunce?
#53 to #25 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (05/22/2013) [-]
My Name Is Chance.... so it's close...
My Name Is Chance.... so it's close...
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#43 to #25 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Have you seen my grandpa Tibbens?
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#6 - miscarriage (05/21/2013) [-]
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#47 - racrox (05/22/2013) [-]
****** Striders man
#36 - bulbakip (05/22/2013) [-]
the true art of not giving a 			****		 is not doing anything at all no matter what.    
   
Some say its a form of enlightenment.
the true art of not giving a **** is not doing anything at all no matter what.

Some say its a form of enlightenment.
#66 to #36 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
congratulations you are now allowed to call yourself a sheep. you no longer have to call yourself free. just sit and do nothing... no matter what... it's art...
#40 to #36 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
this's a different type of not giving a **** . its not stoicism. its rebellious and erratic behavior that stems from a lack of focus or direction. its really really fun and much more enlightening than that whole zen ******** .
User avatar #41 to #40 - bulbakip (05/22/2013) [-]
Stoic. I like that word. i'm going to use that. I'm stoic.

User avatar #38 to #36 - Ottovan (05/22/2013) [-]
**** ....



I don't think I've given a **** for years.............
User avatar #39 to #38 - bulbakip (05/22/2013) [-]
Keep up the good work.
User avatar #18 - allion (05/22/2013) [-]
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#1 - kattykillfish (05/21/2013) [-]
Zero ***** Given.
#83 to #1 - MrShaggy (05/22/2013) [-]
That's clearly a **** given.

A flaming **** .
#21 - Dave Cee (05/22/2013) [-]
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#82 - tomegg (05/22/2013) [-]
If no one is around to watch you,    
   
do you still look dumb?   
   
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If no one is around to watch you,

do you still look dumb?

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User avatar #35 - xXCorpitoXx (05/22/2013) [-]
"Make sure other people are watching otherwise you look dumb."
..But how can one look dumb if no one is watching?
#69 - jovanlisac (05/22/2013) [-]
I tried it at home!
User avatar #48 - User (05/22/2013) [-]
This is called being a douche bag... someone was seriously confused.
#7 - kingnewfag ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
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#75 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
I know what I'm doing today. Bye fj. better go delete my internet history.
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