Get on his level. what if there was a search engine , to search , search engines , that search about search engines and porn ?. Microsoft Launches New Search En
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Get on his level. what if there was a search engine , to search , search engines , that search about search engines and porn ?. Microsoft Launches New Search En

what if there was a search engine , to search , search engines , that search about search engines and porn ?

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User avatar #11 - howunexpected (05/21/2013) [-]
The Zune age.
I have literally only ever seen one Zune in my whole life. One.
#22 to #11 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
I own one.
User avatar #25 to #11 - honeybiscuit (05/22/2013) [-]
I like my zune
User avatar #39 to #25 - PartyPanda (05/22/2013) [-]
I didn't know people still had zunes.
User avatar #49 to #39 - honeybiscuit (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh yeah they don't make them anymore. That doesn't help. They stopped like 2011 I think.
User avatar #46 to #39 - honeybiscuit (05/22/2013) [-]
I also didn't know people still had Zunes, even though I have one. I have literally never seen anyone else with a Zune.
User avatar #60 to #11 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (05/22/2013) [-]
I've seen them in stores but I've never met anyone who owns one.
#73 to #11 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
i have a zune..
User avatar #90 to #11 - somer (05/22/2013) [-]
One more than I have.
User avatar #23 to #11 - aldheim (05/22/2013) [-]
What the heck is a zune?
User avatar #44 to #23 - howunexpected (05/22/2013) [-]
The Microsoft music player.
Microsofts answer to the iPod.
A really ****** answer
#69 to #44 - moxmortuus (05/22/2013) [-]
I have a Zune and I get free music with out torrenting so I'm not going to complain.
I have a Zune and I get free music with out torrenting so I'm not going to complain.
#79 to #69 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm a simple man. I have a zune for music and a nokia brick.. thing for making basic calls. It just works better for me, and I can drop both of them and not worry too much about them breaking. Unlimited music is pretty nice too.
#10 - miguedm (05/21/2013) [-]
''Bing? Interesting. I'll have to google that when I get home''
#1 - nightt (05/21/2013) [-]
'Finally a search engine for the Zune age'
User avatar #13 to #1 - holler (05/21/2013) [-]
trina doesnt look like a zune kinda gal
#2 to #1 - suchtino (05/21/2013) [-]
i laughed way too hard when i read that
#64 to #1 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
that's the joke.
#24 to #1 - andrz (05/22/2013) [-]
i tried to google what the zune age is..
#63 to #24 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
god damn it google, no comment is safe.
#86 to #78 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
ewww, norton?! why!?
User avatar #65 - dafq (05/22/2013) [-]
As a child I wanted to navigate to Dick's Sporting Goods site. So I typed in www.dick. com. I didn't find sporting goods. I was 11
User avatar #70 to #65 - cycloneclone (05/22/2013) [-]
If I can remember it right when YouTube launched and became popular, there was a porn site called You need to login to view this link which since I was only like 9, was really shocked that everyone was going on it.
#72 to #65 - vparrish (05/22/2013) [-]
A similar thing happened to me when I was 10. I was doing a presentation on the president and tried to go to whitehouse.com needless to say it was definitely not the same as whitehouse.gov (for those of you who go to look it up it doesn't exist anymore)
User avatar #4 - DoctorDinosaur (05/21/2013) [-]
This is from the Onion. A satire website.
User avatar #6 to #4 - dildoes (05/21/2013) [-]
Because everyone thought that he was serious.
User avatar #18 to #6 - DoctorDinosaur (05/22/2013) [-]
I didn't imply that people didn't know it was supposed to be funny, although you could draw that conclusion from my second sentence. I was merely pointing out that it is from the Onion.
User avatar #80 - zorororonoa (05/22/2013) [-]
I think the one on the left is funnier
#87 - fourchaners (05/22/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#104 to #87 - youxbarstard ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Wat
Wat
User avatar #89 to #87 - frostylasers (05/22/2013) [-]
What the **** ?
#107 to #87 - therichie ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #91 to #87 - sabcy (05/22/2013) [-]
what the actual ****
User avatar #96 to #87 - sasorikingofrocks (05/22/2013) [-]
How did you ever ******* come across this?
#94 to #87 - Mesmus (05/22/2013) [-]
only in japan
only in japan
#98 to #87 - drmrniceguy (05/22/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#81 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
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#62 - lafuriaroja (05/22/2013) [-]
You all know that this is from the Onion, right?
You all know that this is from the Onion, right?
User avatar #82 to #62 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
I don't even know what The Onion is
User avatar #83 to #82 - dekyrptonian (05/22/2013) [-]
its a vegetable with many layers of skins that make some cry when you cut them
User avatar #84 to #83 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
Like an ogre?
User avatar #85 to #84 - dekyrptonian (05/22/2013) [-]
yes donkey! just think of ogres as onions! you're reading this in shrek's voice
#59 - capnwetnipples (05/22/2013) [-]
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filthy casuals
#67 to #59 - LeviV (05/22/2013) [-]
Jesus I laughed harder at the comment.
#47 - kmannn (05/22/2013) [-]
"Finally a search engine for the Zune Age"
#61 to #47 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
F*cking Moon Moon。
User avatar #53 to #47 - condormcninja (05/22/2013) [-]
It's a joke. The onion
#100 - senseofpurpose (05/22/2013) [-]
No1 got time for that 			****		 Paul
No1 got time for that **** Paul
User avatar #33 - WHEREISKFC (05/22/2013) [-]
I like bing, but only because of their rewards system. I get about $10 a month in amazon gift cards, which I end up using for purchases anyway.

Besides, if I really need to find something, I can just google it.
User avatar #36 to #33 - unoriginalaccount (05/22/2013) [-]
Reward system?
I would like to know more about this, may you please elaborate?
User avatar #40 to #36 - WHEREISKFC (05/22/2013) [-]
Bing Rewards. You accumulate points by just doing searches, up to 30 ish a day (which, as internet users, is very easy to do, just make bing your default search in the omnibar), and can cash them out for various gift cards/MS points/charity donations.

It's a pretty neat system actually. With more use, you go up reward "tiers", and end up saving money.

Basically, Microsoft pays you to use Bing. And honestly, for 90% of the things that I google, Bing gets me to the same place. There really isn't that much of a difference in quality.
User avatar #42 to #40 - unoriginalaccount (05/22/2013) [-]
Wow, I think I'll start using bing now.
What's stopping me from searching the same thing 30 times a day?
User avatar #45 to #42 - WHEREISKFC (05/22/2013) [-]
Absolutely nothing. There are bing rewards bots (very easily accessible, ironically, by searching bing for them), that are hosted on an independent web page. The web page has Bing embedded into it, and just cycles random searches ( **** like Xyjtan) really quickly to get you the quota for the day. Takes about 5 seconds.

And yeah, it's nice. I made it to gold status in just over a month, and pick up a free starbucks or amazon gift card every now and then. It's a nice little treat for just using the internet.
User avatar #50 to #45 - unoriginalaccount (05/22/2013) [-]
So what do I have to do?
Create an account and start searching?
User avatar #51 to #50 - WHEREISKFC (05/22/2013) [-]
That's it really. The facebook sign-in is honestly fine, they never post about it on your page or anything. They just use it for their social search data, which displays info if any of your friends have posted about something (Ex: I look up Antico's Pizza and one of my friends made a message saying it sucks, that would display on my bing search results).

But if you don't want to deal with that, just go through Bing Rewards, make/use an MS account, start searching and that's about it. They have some tours that give you points for looking at them too.
User avatar #56 to #51 - unoriginalaccount (05/22/2013) [-]
Cool, how long does it usually take before you can cash in for something around $10?
User avatar #57 to #56 - WHEREISKFC (05/22/2013) [-]
Uh it's rather slow progress to be perfectly honest. Maybe about $10 a month...depends on what type of rewards you want to buy though. You can get some higher level rewards quickly ($15 to an online flower shop is relatively cheap compared to Amazon, I used that for Valentine's day). Really, I just do it because it's $10 I wouldn't get googling...it's not like it takes any extra effort. Might as well do it if it's there, ya know?
User avatar #105 to #57 - goldenglimmer (05/22/2013) [-]
You two should send in this conversation to Microsoft. Maybe they'll hire you both for an ad-campaign.

No, seriously. I'm thinking about switching to bing now.
User avatar #58 to #57 - unoriginalaccount (05/22/2013) [-]
My first bing search was "Bing reward system"
User avatar #93 to #57 - SaucyBoy (05/22/2013) [-]
thank you this was informative
User avatar #48 to #45 - unoriginalaccount (05/22/2013) [-]
Good guy bing.
User avatar #17 - namnori (05/22/2013) [-]
I can't explain why but I really dislike Bing. It's odd because I love Microsoft.
User avatar #26 to #17 - graphenz (05/22/2013) [-]
It's essentially because they made an absolute useless product that's way worse than what we already had then proceeded to market it as the next big thing. Kinda like Apple did.
User avatar #19 to #17 - sockprague (05/22/2013) [-]
How'd you like the Xbox one?
User avatar #21 to #19 - foelkera ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
why do they call it the xbox one? Because when you see it you turn one degrees, accidentally step on it and end up having to pay several hundred dollars to replace it.
#71 to #21 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Play on the term "One of a Kind" I expect.
User avatar #20 to #19 - namnori (05/22/2013) [-]
It looks like a shoe box..
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User avatar #74 to #19 - ChumLeee (05/22/2013) [-]
Looks like my cable box
#95 - hatebutlove (05/22/2013) [-]
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#68 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Tis ***** like 5 years old. WTF?
User avatar #66 - MotorstormLegend (05/22/2013) [-]
For whatever bizarre reason (i.e. out IT guy is a technologically-challenged retard) Google and most Google services are blocked at my school, thus forcing me to use Bing.
#92 - blizzeh (05/22/2013) [-]
George Wade's the best
User avatar #9 - tabarzins (05/21/2013) [-]
This is how I found this site.
#3 - pentol (05/21/2013) [-]
every single response there is hilarious.
i am saddendend because that means they are fake
User avatar #15 to #3 - deathcampforjewtie (05/21/2013) [-]
It's The Onion.
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