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#1 - secretsecret (05/21/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - timelordeternal ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Guess I'll just go **** Ada instead.
User avatar #3 to #2 - secretsecret (05/21/2013) [-]
woooowww dude,... she's asian
User avatar #4 to #3 - timelordeternal ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Isn't it a rule of the internet that every man loves Asian women?
#5 to #4 - secretsecret (05/21/2013) [-]
<--- you'd hit?
<--- you'd hit?
User avatar #6 to #5 - timelordeternal ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I didn't say all Asian women.
#7 to #6 - secretsecret (05/21/2013) [-]
&lt;--- 9 out of 10 bro
<--- 9 out of 10 bro
#53 to #5 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
file:///C:/Users/Caleb/Desktop/Downloads/output_6V2zj2.gif
#140 to #53 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
wooooooooooow...
people can't be this dumb...
#45 to #5 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
...i would...>.>
User avatar #119 to #40 - lordmoldywart (05/22/2013) [-]
Nice one Dale.
User avatar #94 to #40 - shockstorm (05/22/2013) [-]
Now only if he had ended that with 'u cheeky cunt'.
#12 - motherloveronit (05/21/2013) [-]
16 is the legal age in England
16 is the legal age in England
#36 to #12 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
thats because england is filled with pedophiles.
User avatar #117 to #36 - lordmoldywart (05/22/2013) [-]
Do you even know what pedophile means?

#61 to #12 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
No wonder your youth is so ****** up...
User avatar #21 to #12 - xkmarcus (05/21/2013) [-]
Isn't 16 and 17 only legal if you're within 2 years of their age or something?
User avatar #26 to #21 - basilbrush (05/21/2013) [-]
No, 16 is the legal age.
#32 to #26 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
Jolly good, Innit...?
#8 - draxdiesel (05/21/2013) [-]
16's legal here
16's legal here
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#148 to #8 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
15 in denmark.
#65 to #8 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
**** YEAH MONTANA!!! WHERE INCEST IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
User avatar #28 to #8 - timmity (05/21/2013) [-]
here as long as both of ye reach orgasm. cause, ireland
User avatar #30 to #8 - hauntedpaintings (05/21/2013) [-]
15 is legal where i live.
User avatar #42 to #30 - ompalomper (05/21/2013) [-]
same here. sweden?
User avatar #9 to #8 - viscerys (05/21/2013) [-]
Here too.
#25 to #8 - lfunnymanl (05/21/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Bruce Lee? ** 12 is legal in vatican city
#39 to #25 - puggles (05/21/2013) [-]
and is ANYONE surprised by this?
#69 to #39 - lfunnymanl (05/22/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Title ** the kids will be
#92 to #69 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
dat rol
#93 to #92 - lfunnymanl (05/22/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #348 at Freedom of Marriage ** what about this roll
#144 to #93 - widsquard (05/22/2013) [-]
can someone tell me what a pansexual is?
#159 to #144 - lfunnymanl (05/22/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #28845 at Politics - politics news, political issues, recent political news ** something like this
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #28845 at Politics - politics news, political issues, recent political news ** something like this
User avatar #23 - rieskimo (05/21/2013) [-]
16 is legal in my state(Rhode Island) if the person is emancipated or with parental consent.



Rhode Island requires a permission slip to bang.
#41 to #23 - Spikeydeath (05/21/2013) [-]
16 in oklahoma is when you are considered sexually mature and able to ****
User avatar #54 to #23 - callan (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm dating a farmer's daughter who has a lot of guns of hand. He was also a marine sniper. The very thought of asking him for permission to bang his daughter has me shaking with fear.
User avatar #63 to #23 - elcreepo (05/22/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Connecticut the judges just throw out statutory rape cases unless the person is less than 5 years younger than you.

Even our legal system doesn't want to damn a 17 year old to 10 years of being called a sex offender for having sex with a 15 year old.
User avatar #66 to #23 - fiora ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
same in CT, and i gotta say, if my son ever came up to me and is like mom can i have permission to bang this chick, id say yes bc my son has huge balls fro asking that
#38 to #23 - HarvietheDinkle (05/21/2013) [-]
&quot;parental consent&quot;
"parental consent"
User avatar #49 to #38 - Nameloc (05/22/2013) [-]
Parental consent to get married to bang, is what it really is.
User avatar #156 to #49 - rieskimo (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually no, and I know this all too well because a friend of mine was 19 and his girlfriend was just 16 when he got caught "smuggling" her over the Canadian border(he was going there for the weekend and brought her without telling her parents). Even though her parents were pissed that they had to find out from the border patrol they still gave my friend the go.

You're saying to yourself "But they weren't caught ******* in the car crossing the border right?" Well, about that. They were pulled to be searched on their way back into the country and some erhrrm damning evidence was found on a camcorder. So no, it's not just so you can get married and bang it is also for parental consent of banging.
#10 - pooflinger (05/21/2013) [-]
TFW still technically a minor, so everything's fair game.
User avatar #22 to #10 - thejerseyjenn (05/21/2013) [-]
but technically an older woman could "rape" you. i hate laws that put an age on consent.
#46 - comanderspy (05/21/2013) [-]
looks like im going to spain for a while
looks like im going to spain for a while
#68 to #46 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
That's probably one of the lowest age restrictions for sex in the world, where you can bang at 13. My ******* dream. Yes I punned.
User avatar #13 - Einsty ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Legal here. 15 in fact.
#14 to #13 - restfullwicked (05/21/2013) [-]
here too. Rule Britannia and so forth.
User avatar #16 to #14 - optimussum (05/21/2013) [-]
16, not 15.





You have some explaining to do
#17 to #16 - restfullwicked (05/21/2013) [-]
by legal i meant that she was legal not that 15 year olds were legal.
i was confirming that the aforementioned female was of a legal age not that a fifteen year old was.
User avatar #18 to #17 - optimussum (05/21/2013) [-]
Ah, I see



Apologies fellow Briton I'm assuming
#19 to #18 - restfullwicked (05/21/2013) [-]
yes, tea, crumpets, wellingtons etc. god save the queen
User avatar #20 to #19 - optimussum (05/21/2013) [-]
Scones, crisps, pub and all that
#29 to #20 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Forwards lads, Tally ho etc.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Einsty ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Glorious european master race!
User avatar #129 to #123 - atrocitustheking (05/22/2013) [-]
Why do you have that image?
#131 to #129 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Because I think it's funny and it reminds me of what a whorish state I live in?
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#147 to #145 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, thank God I've decided to play it safe by not having sex with anyone under 18... Or over 18... "decided"
User avatar #150 to #147 - dafiltafish (05/22/2013) [-]
after some fact-checking, i am wrong. so is the image.

the law states that if a person is 11-12 the oldest sexual partner they can be exposed to must be at most 14 (within 2 years), 14-15 is 3, and 16-18 is 4. HOWEVER, we have some of the strictest and most exploitable laws surrounding this. if you have a decent lawyer, you can theoretically be imprisoned for life for being outside 1 day of the time limit or (oddly) clearly be out of the time limit and get off scott free.

so yeah... it is "sort of" 16.
#127 to #123 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
Is that map true, and by true I mean recognized as official ages of consent by the Federal government and court system?
#128 to #127 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Double checking wouldn't hurt, but I believe it's true (regardless, I'd stick with 18 to be on the safe side, personally).   
Forgive this unrelated gif, I simply never get to use it.
Double checking wouldn't hurt, but I believe it's true (regardless, I'd stick with 18 to be on the safe side, personally).
Forgive this unrelated gif, I simply never get to use it.
#130 to #128 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
Does consent just relate to sexual encounters or is there some other aspects it means too?
User avatar #132 to #130 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Here's a definition

Noun
The age at which a person's, typically a girl's, consent to sexual intercourse is valid in law.

This guy gives a fantastic answer: answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080918181957AAdLFfP
#134 to #132 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
I just wanted to make sure because where I live (Illinois) the age is 17.
and I'm 17 (male).
User avatar #136 to #134 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, then go for it!
#139 to #123 - naodell **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
18 in Montana :/



Source: Convicted of Statuary rape after girlfriend dumped me.
#142 to #139 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Just so I have this right: You were 18 and your girlfriend was 16 and their verdict was statutory, or did they have a hearing and rule against the charges?

Also, how long ago was this? (I don't question that it happened, I'm just interested in knowing the outcome and details)
#154 to #142 - naodell **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
Alright story time.

While I was in highschool as a senior I was dating a sophomore. Our age difference was about 2 1/4 years.

I turned 18, while she was still 15 and would be 15 for another 2 months.

I grew up in a small town in Marion, MT and we all knew eachother. The distance from my house to her house was about 1/2 mile and not a horrible walk at night. So just about everynight I would walk to her place and we would have sex/talk/sleep together until 4:30 then I would go home and go to school like normal.

This was great until winter, we kept on seeing eachother but I didn't think about the snow, and her dad found my footprints going to her window.

Given that I didn't know about this at the time I just kept going over until one night he just knocked on the bedroom door and told us to come out and talk.

Was more yelling and threatening me when we were in the living room. Threatened to press charges of statuary rape against me and I just said bring it on.

Ended up in court, with his daughter trying to explain that it was nothing but consent. Being that she was under 18 he father spoke for her and said it wasn't, and whatever she said didn't matter at all. I was charged with statuary rape, and had to register as a sex offender at the age of 18.

Moved into the city and haven't heard from her since.

Caught during January, convicted in March.

And damn haven't told this story in a while haha.
#157 to #154 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
That's horrible, man. The legal system is ****** , I mean, just because you don't want your children to be sexually active should not give you any LEGAL say over what happens to the person sexing your kin. It is their body, and their choice. I mean, it's not like you were some old pervert in search of young snatch...
Anyways, consensus: Don't apply for work at a school or daycare.
#11 - larsravn (05/21/2013) [-]
I would do her becuase its legal for me!
#50 to #11 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
you would even if she wasn't
User avatar #118 to #109 - nextgenmidgett (05/22/2013) [-]
implying 16 arent already legal
User avatar #151 to #118 - dafiltafish (05/22/2013) [-]
depends
User avatar #158 to #151 - nextgenmidgett (05/22/2013) [-]
in what way?
User avatar #160 to #158 - dafiltafish (05/22/2013) [-]
there are some "buffer laws". for example in Washington state you can be 20 and still be with a 16 year old, but there is a catch. if you are more than 4 years older it is illegal up until age 18.

there are other areas with similar rules.
#124 to #109 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
or.. legalize pot and **** 16 year olds?
User avatar #135 to #124 - paradoxofnight ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
that's the joke
#31 - mraye (05/21/2013) [-]
A pall of mine isn't looking forward to his holiday to America, it takes place three days after his 18th birthday, so he's only going to have three days of legal drinking before going over to 'Merica and becoming illegal again.
#55 - tehpwnz (05/22/2013) [-]
you guys do know that the age of legal consent is 16, right? its all good as long as you dont take any pictures.
#64 to #55 - freenarative (05/22/2013) [-]
In the UK it's 16. Start 'em young. After all... if there's grass on the pitch, let's play ball ;)
User avatar #70 to #64 - dafuckisthishit (05/22/2013) [-]
grass on the wicket, let's play cricket
#84 to #70 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
ON? I have no such thing and neither should you
User avatar #72 to #55 - burtgasm (05/22/2013) [-]
Some people live in America, you know that right?
User avatar #86 to #72 - halor (05/22/2013) [-]
if i remember correctly age of consent is 17 in Texas
#74 to #72 - undeadsoccer (05/22/2013) [-]
it's only 18 in like 20 of the states.
User avatar #91 to #55 - nigerotte (05/22/2013) [-]
"dont take any pictures" cause then it would be child pornography
#99 to #91 - tehpwnz (05/22/2013) [-]
yep.
yep.
User avatar #62 to #55 - secretdestroyers (05/22/2013) [-]
Consent for sex in NZ is 16...though, I believe it's 18 in most States, yes?
#58 to #55 - shitshute (05/22/2013) [-]
No. Consent for touching is 16. Any form of Intercourse is 18. In Wisconsin atleast.
No. Consent for touching is 16. Any form of Intercourse is 18. In Wisconsin atleast.
User avatar #57 to #55 - GhostOfRavenclaw (05/22/2013) [-]
it varies country to country and state to state in the us
User avatar #59 to #57 - tehpwnz (05/22/2013) [-]
i meant within the US, in a majority of states
#24 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Chicks are legal at 14 in Germany
User avatar #33 to #24 - homicidalherpes (05/21/2013) [-]
And now officially in Canada.
#78 - skinless (05/22/2013) [-]
in Indiana 16 is legal
#89 to #78 - voidwards (05/22/2013) [-]
In Jersey too
User avatar #143 to #78 - raynagrimm (05/22/2013) [-]
this is very good news thanks
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#101 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
legal age is 16 in new zealand, so yeah i'd hit that pretty ******* hard.
User avatar #126 to #101 - taila (05/22/2013) [-]
eah rax us a root ghee
User avatar #162 to #155 - taila (05/23/2013) [-]
you're from new zealand and you don't understand kiwi slang

wut
User avatar #163 to #162 - silverhellion (05/23/2013) [-]
i take great pride in not speaking like a retard.
User avatar #166 to #163 - taila (05/24/2013) [-]
you are aware it's a joke right
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#116 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
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Lower the age so I can not have sex with even more prospective women.
#104 - spinaltap (05/22/2013) [-]
how i eat the pussy
how i eat the pussy
#106 to #104 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Which means you're still a virgin
#107 to #106 - spinaltap (05/22/2013) [-]
do u even lift bro?
do u even lift bro?
User avatar #110 to #104 - zombiefied (05/22/2013) [-]
Is that a computer screen?
User avatar #164 to #111 - zombiefied (05/24/2013) [-]
I was making a joke
User avatar #165 to #164 - spinaltap (05/24/2013) [-]
im not a smart man
#115 to #104 - playcolt (05/22/2013) [-]
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That seems about right to me.
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