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The ABC's of EA

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#4 - maidenmk (05/21/2013) [-]


<--- When I try to express my feeling about Amy's Baking Company on a keyboard.
User avatar #266 to #4 - jakesir (05/22/2013) [-]
mdmdkmvcnmkvxfjjmfdsjdxfjmcxfdjmcxfm kjszjk,fdxjfkdlkkskj,sdk *fixed
#10 to #4 - samoaspider (05/21/2013) [-]
I feel you
I feel you
#23 to #4 - headhunternl (05/21/2013) [-]
I just saw the episode to see what all the fuzz was about.   
   
   
   
I'm.. I'm speechless..
I just saw the episode to see what all the fuzz was about.



I'm.. I'm speechless..
User avatar #128 to #23 - ompalomper (05/21/2013) [-]
just went to see it

hoo-lee shieet

he is a doormat and it's a shame he met that devil

she? she is full blown psychotic
User avatar #325 to #128 - thighhighkneesocks (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually, he's the gangster there.
#32 to #4 - vladhellsing (05/21/2013) [-]
I tried to suppress my rage and respond in a calm manner.   
   
Didn't work out.
I tried to suppress my rage and respond in a calm manner.

Didn't work out.
#65 - nymikemet ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
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#18 - vangoz (05/21/2013) [-]
OP they won't be open long.....
www.change.org/AmysBaking

I just got off the phone with the Regional Office of the Department of Labor in AZ, and I was given OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION that an investigation has been opened!

WE DID IT!

I'll keep you posted as they update me...VICTORY for the servers may just be in sight! *fingers crossed*

As always...THANK YOU ALL! Each and every one of you has proved that even a debacle like the "Kitchen Nightmares" episode can be turned into something positive for those who need it most. I hope justice is fair and good, and grants these young, industrious men and women the monies and apologies they so rightly deserve.

Sincerely,

(a very grateful) A.J. Bray
User avatar #112 to #18 - paintmered (05/21/2013) [-]
Did you just post your name? Why?
#116 to #112 - vangoz (05/21/2013) [-]
>I'm just going to leave this here and wait for you to click on the link
User avatar #119 to #116 - paintmered (05/21/2013) [-]
k got it
#339 to #18 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
To be honest, I'm rather impressed with just how much support this is receiving. Thank you guys. You're all very amazing.
#348 to #18 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Wow, this may actually happen. Amazing. Purely amazing.
#6 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
FckingGoddamnitThismakessomuchsenseohmyoneeyednakedmusclepillarhoneyspewer

Nice post OP.
#268 to #6 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
wait what?
#104 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
>Never waited this long for a game
>EA releases games like a ******* factory
User avatar #50 - manicekman (05/21/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3 was amazing and I think it was the best game of the series. People just call it bad because of the ending (I still stay behind the Indoctrination theory and will never step down). Also the game probably sucks for people who didn´t play ME and ME 2.
User avatar #121 to #50 - giguelingueling (05/21/2013) [-]
Mass effect 3 was especially bad if you played ME and ME 2, but yeah if you can recon IT, the ending is really good.

and the extended cut did solve a lot of the plots holes. but not all and for me, the harm was already done
User avatar #123 to #50 - Fgner (05/21/2013) [-]
I love the game itself, it's wonderful. We don't say Bioware sucks or anything though, they're the developers. It's EA that sucks. Because it's not the game's fault - it's theirs.

The game wasn't ready for production. They couldn't meet the deadline given, it was such a huge daunting task and they didn't have near enough pre-production time. But EA refused to let them finish. Basically "meet the ******* deadline or else", and when a publisher says something - you do it. Otherwise you'll get ****** so hard in your poophole you won't be getting ANY royalties.

Anyway, EA put it out - they didn't care about the ending, they didn't care about the people or Bioware or anyone but themselves. Then, when people bitched - they made a new ending, sure - for a price. They gave us an incomplete game, then tried to make us pay for what they broke by rushing it!

THAT is why we hate EA. We love Battlefield, we love Crysis, we love Mass Effect - but for the love of God, we hate EA.

And that's not even getting into the Origin issue or their horrible "always online" deals. EA is really ******* themselves up.
User avatar #127 to #123 - Fgner (05/21/2013) [-]
Amendum:

> The "fixed" ending was hardly a fix at all though. If a plane crashes in the ocean and sinks, it's too late - it's crashed. Putting new wings on it won't make it fly again.
> They also committed false advertising by stating there were hundreds of different endings and **** and how the ending and the world was so dependant on your choices - when it really didn't matter. This is illegal.
> I cried at the ending. All those hours led up to that ending - synthesis. I didn't care if it was bad at the time, it was a beautiful ending to a wonderful series that I'll never forget. It was only after playing it again and I was less attached that I saw the ending for what it was and how ****** it was. And how much of a Deus Ex Machina that Starchild ******** really was. But I never complained online. I wrote myself a short ending of my own to replace the one they gave me - one that I felt really reflected my gameplay and such. Sure it's not canon, but I'll always remember my ending alongside, and that's good enough for me to continue enjoying my gaming experience.
User avatar #135 to #127 - Fgner (05/21/2013) [-]
Found it:

Everything is right up until the choice part, even killing the Illusive Man (who was in the Crucible already because he was put their by Harbringer... he was indoctrinated). As you are about to lose consciousness it's shot in first person. Your vision is blacking-out and you you can hear your heartbeat echoing. As you start to fade, you see/hear flashbacks of all of those people that died, all of your friends. You look up and see the console, only feet away and you reach your arm out. You lose your balance and fall onto your side. Suspensfully, you begin to drag yourself with that one good arm closer and closer to the console, where you pull yourself, struggling, up just enough to smash the button and fall to your back, unconscious. You activate the crucible and destroy every reaper (NO, it doesn't destroy all technology. **** that.) by releasing a supermassive (insert future tech) transmission with a frequency that only Reapers can pick up. This force-feeds a virus into the Reapers, deactivating all of their systems - effectively killing them. The scene goes to Earth, gentle music playing in the background - sorrowful yet full of hope-, where the reapers just stop everything and their husks drop dead, once and for all. The soldiers just look in awe as their blood-red eyes fade for the last time. In space, as the reapers cease firing back, the fleets follow suit, merely stunned in awe by the success of Shepard.
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User avatar #134 to #131 - Fgner (05/21/2013) [-]
Admiral Hackett gives the first smile of the game as he looks at Earth. right outside the command, the Normandy flies by and the shot jumps to Joker and Eve and Eve jumps over the console into Jokers lap and kisses him (assuming you gave them romance from your good-guy ness). In the background you can see and hear the Normandy crew cheering. Back on earth, from the ruble of the building Harbringer brought down, the crumbling debris is pushed away as Wrex, broken and bloody, gets up from the debris and looking at the Crucible, gives one more "heh - Good Job, Shepard." As he stares at the Crucible, soldiers start cheering and the scene fade away, slowly zooming in. The next scene opens up on the Quarian homeworld. The camera follows a small bird-like creature as it flies over the cloudy. It dives down and a huge city is in view, full of geth and the human-like quarians. Together they have built a massive city, they walk amongst each other and a lot of the talk as the bird flies through the streets. Coming to a cliff, the bird and camera (camera still faces horizontally) fly straight up. As it gets closer to the top, the camera slows down and the bird goes off. It strafes up to Shepard and Tali standing and watching the city below, holding each other tight. Tali is without her suit. The shot goes from behind them, they're watching the city being rebuilt with a sunset backdrop. A little quarian-human kid comes up running and Shepard puts him on his shoulders. He holds Tali as the sunset goes down and the world fades until the sun is fully set and the game ends.

(Sorry if bad grammar or change in perspective, I just copy and pasted that - and half of it referenced a previous comment where I was using a different perspective (saying I instead of you or Shepard) so I just quickly changed that.
#185 to #134 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
So, like many people, you want Shepard to live. Truth be told, Shepard dying helps Mass Effect move on. There is so much more lore that they can explore and people will complain no matter what they do. If Shepard lived at the end, people would complain they are just doing the same ideas. Atleast with Shepard dead, they can move on. And really, why play as Shepard's kid when you can go over 100 years in the future and see the changes. It would be epic.
User avatar #192 to #185 - Fgner (05/22/2013) [-]
That's like saying a good book or a good movie or a good game have to kill the main character to move on. No they don't. Shepard can live and we can move on easily. Why? Because it's over. Sure, they could continue **** if they wanted to - but then they're just playing off the success of the franchise and people would obviously be able to tell and they could hurt their reputation and the reputation of their already released game. Shepard living or dying has no relevance; after 3 the series ended.

And really, I don't want to see 100 years in the future. Why? Because that means whatever I did in Mass Effect obviously wasn't all that important because we're back to ******* fighting. We defeated the Reapers and united the universe, why the **** do you think we'd want more conflict - proving the Reapers and StarChild and **** right? It wouldn't be epic, it would make the original game feel worthless. And they'd never incorporate all the things we did. So it's not like it would be your universe anyway.

Yeah, there's lore. I read every Codex entry, I did every side quest, I did every quest, I played through numerous times. You know what, it's an amazing game - almost perfect, actually. The only thing I had a problem with was the ending which was obviously employing a Deus Ex Machina because EA was so forcefully pushing a deadline onto Bioware.

And doing the same ideas? The Hell are you talking about? By that extension, if he dies he's just doing the same idea of the Bioshock series or Far Cry series or whatever.
#174 to #50 - extremistavenger (05/22/2013) [-]
I can recall playing Mass Effect a total of 7 times   
Mass Effect 2 for a total of 10 times   
but I've only played Mass Effect 3 about only once along with my second playthrough cut short.   
   
It's not even the ending, I just had a whole lot more fun with Mass Effect 2, it had that charm and pride Bioware coated their games with before filthy EA grabbed their hands all over Mass Effect 3.
I can recall playing Mass Effect a total of 7 times
Mass Effect 2 for a total of 10 times
but I've only played Mass Effect 3 about only once along with my second playthrough cut short.

It's not even the ending, I just had a whole lot more fun with Mass Effect 2, it had that charm and pride Bioware coated their games with before filthy EA grabbed their hands all over Mass Effect 3.
User avatar #55 to #50 - noblexfenrir (05/21/2013) [-]
The ending wasn't even actually that bad. I get why people are angry but I think it was kind of a better message in the sense of saying, hey sometimes you can't control everything, some things are just unavoidable.

but the very fact that a substitute ending was released because people complained enough saddens me.
#79 to #55 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Wasn't the original just different colored beams of light for whichever choice you picked?
User avatar #58 to #55 - manicekman (05/21/2013) [-]
Well the ending disappointed me a lot the first time. I didn´t even choose destroy as I wanted but synthesis because I was confused liek **** so I jsut walked straight to the beam. Seriously, the moment when u get hit by Harbinger was the last moment that made sense for me. I was like wtf this gun had infinite ammo? Then I was like "hold on, I am in the middle of the Citadel and there are human numbers and letters what the **** ?" And the ********* just finished me. Extended Cut made it better. But does cream on **** make the **** taste good? I don´t think so. Indoctrination theory is still the best ending so far. And I hate conspiracy irl, but here I watched hours of videos and it actually makes sense.
User avatar #62 to #58 - noblexfenrir (05/21/2013) [-]
Well I'm eh on the mass effect series from the start. It's good no doubt, but it never really grabbed me in enough to make me love it.

I just have a problem with giving gamers this mentality that games are no longer an art form you need to accept at their value and then act accordingly. No, if it isn't how YOU want it then **** that we have to cater to your whims, artistic integrity means absolutely nothing anymore. I think Yahtzee put it right when he said that if we follow this route it will no longer be the "creators ending" but more like "Democratically agreed upon ending by the consumers, input here".
#66 to #62 - manicekman (05/21/2013) [-]
Amen on that.

I mean when something sucks, feel free to complain. But tons of people just wanted the perfect ending. Pic related.
User avatar #67 to #66 - manicekman (05/21/2013) [-]
Small pic, crap.


It goes sort of like this:
"You´ve done it Sheaprd, you turned all the Reapers into ice-cream."
"Since now you are space commander supreme"
"And it´s your birthday, we amde you cake"
User avatar #24 - thatonesmartdude (05/21/2013) [-]
Everyone is talking **** about something I know nothing about, so I go on YouTube to check it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0
I'll take down my thoughts and disposition as I watch...

-First few seconds, I see nothing wrong.
-0:40 "*Squawk* understand this whole substitution thing." What?
-0:45 "...these reviewers and these bloggers decided to make up lies..." Annoyed.
-0:55 through 2:45 Dislike evolves into contempt.
-3:22 "Sammy doesn't realize he's actually messing everything up." Mild hate.
-3:55 through 6:26 Hate evolves into slightly trembling rage
-6:35 *Ramsey approaches* Maybe there's some hope for these idiots.
-11:14 That would be no: No hope.
-12:06 "I speak feline: meow meow meow meow meow." Dear god, she's an idiot.
-12:13 "You are both [ ******* ] nuts." Agreed.

There's not enough room for my entire commentary, so I'll post the second half in a reply to this comment here. If anybody wishes to reply to my commentary, please reply to the second half so as to keep everything in order.
#342 to #24 - jakeattack (05/22/2013) [-]
Or Lordy these ******* ! They can't take criticism, first thing she says "we fight back and retaliate against online bullies" way to go princess what a real trooper. Lol it's ironic we retaliate rather then try and improve our food and cooking skill. Lol the way they treat customers my god it's like how do they legally get away with verbally attacking someone like that because they didn't like the food. Lol I'd say call the ******* police. They wanted him to pay for Somthing he didn't get. I remember visiting italy how different some of the people were in food industry. I'm in the Tuscan countryside they have no mushrooms for my omelet. So I'm like awh dang oh well no big deal. Well guess what? Next day somone went and got ******* mushrooms. I didn't even ask for that I would have been fine! But sure as hell was nice, THAT is real service. These ******* are a disgrace to the food industry
#344 to #24 - jakeattack (05/22/2013) [-]
And the ******* tips, props to all those poor girls for taking this and especially poor server:/
User avatar #120 to #24 - Kadzait (05/21/2013) [-]
**** you I do what I want
User avatar #25 to #24 - thatonesmartdude (05/21/2013) [-]
-12:31 "I don't make tips." Seriously?
-12:41 "So where do the tips go?" "The owner." These morons can go **** a cactus, catch hepatitis, go through a woodchipper, and spend eternity choking on Satan's dick.
-14:16 "...this is what God wants me to do." No, he doesn't.
-14:38 "For the first time in my career, a pot washer has a doorbell." That's funny.
-15:29 *Ramsey eats pizza with knife and fork.* Like a sir.
-17:53 "They have a lot of nerve calling this a Blue Ribbon Burger." lol
-19:19 "That has to be one of the most confused ravioli dishes I've ever seen and tasted in my entire life." Hahaha... I like Ramsey, he's funny."
-19:45
I'm starting to fear for Ramsey's health with food like that._
-20:16 "...it is like eating dry cat food. Do you wanna take a sample?" Ramsey is hilarious; I think I'm starting to develop a man-crush on him.
-21:47 "I've had people tell me it's the best pizza that they've ever had in their life." BULL **** !
-22:41 "I have never had a problem with that hamburger. Ever." I seriously doubt that and it looks like Ramsey agrees with me.

For the rest of the video, I just keep think things to the effect of I hate these people so much over and over again. Meanwhile, my affection for Ramsey increases: He keeps chewing them out, but he has every right to do so, plus he watches out for the customers and the waitress.
#95 to #25 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
3 words. Are you sure?
User avatar #358 to #25 - revengeforfreeze (12/02/2013) [-]
i thought you guys were citing bible verses because of the numbers

i am not a clever man
User avatar #11 - cryingchicken (05/21/2013) [-]
"gabe start the car"
>gabe newell drives a car
>car is 3 letters
>3
>half life 3 confirmed
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#324 to #11 - corkscrew (05/22/2013) [-]
too forced, stop with this ******** already
User avatar #357 to #15 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
3/3*
#213 - RealJoker (05/22/2013) [-]
"I've tried cranking it twice and I got nothing. I won't try a third time. Sounds like a valve is busted."
#97 - lolfire (05/21/2013) [-]
But.... his brand.....
But.... his brand.....
#14 - holler (05/21/2013) [-]
good 			****		 op
good **** op
#35 - zekeon ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Hey, that's today!
Hey, that's today!
#54 - GmCity (05/21/2013) [-]
Mass effect 3
Dead space 3
BF 3
Gabe
Half life 3 confirmed.
#248 to #54 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
His face is like: "3... what does it mean"
User avatar #177 to #54 - goochmckooch (05/22/2013) [-]
worth the weight!
#183 to #177 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
>weight
#240 - navestotwo (05/22/2013) [-]
Hey, OP here, I just want to thank everyone for breaking my frontpage virginity today. Toay I also got accepted into UC Berkeley...So, it's been a good day, didnt expect this at all! I love you guys!
Hey, OP here, I just want to thank everyone for breaking my frontpage virginity today. Toay I also got accepted into UC Berkeley...So, it's been a good day, didnt expect this at all! I love you guys!
#246 to #240 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
oh OP, I like you even more    
(sauce?)
oh OP, I like you even more
(sauce?)
User avatar #255 to #246 - navestotwo (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks man, and FJ.
I have no idea where I got it, but i make my girlfriend see it so she can give a perfect, no -nails, handjob.

still working on it...
#318 - hatebutlove (05/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #243 - thatguyontheright (05/22/2013) [-]
I need a someone to photoshop the Amy's head on Homers body in the pic where Homer burnt cereal.
#247 to #243 - gingeraletwo (05/22/2013) [-]
That would be so awesome
That would be so awesome
#254 to #247 - navestotwo (05/22/2013) [-]
since i know you may not get to see it because you won't be notified...
User avatar #352 to #254 - thatguyontheright (05/22/2013) [-]
Love it.
User avatar #355 to #352 - navestotwo (05/22/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #350 to #254 - gingeraletwo (05/22/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #354 to #350 - navestotwo (05/22/2013) [-]
As do i.
#253 to #243 - navestotwo (05/22/2013) [-]
It's not perfect, but here ya go.
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