LOL History. There's also the Battle of Karánsebes in which the Austrians attacked themselves (although that may not happened. oh DI if you dbn' t thins history
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There's also the Battle of Karánsebes in which the Austrians attacked themselves (although that may not happened

oh DI
if you dbn' t thins history is amusing then ybu' re wrong because
one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once
and they all each other and it was basically the
funniest thing ever
what abaut that time the Lichtenstein army sent as men to Italy to tight
and came back with 81
what abaut that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in notice
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User avatar #1 - Zaxplab (05/20/2013) [+] (22 replies)
What about when the Roman Emperor, Caligula, declared war on Poseidon? He marched his men into the sea and stabbed at the sea floor for three days before he declared victory.
#24 - beerholder (05/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
>Be pope Innocent the III.
>hear the muslims took Jerusalem again
> **** , not again. ******* ********
>call crusade, 40 000 men join
> ******** .jpg
>general suggest taking boats instead of marching
>says "anatolya's **** dangerous, yo".
>believe him, hire venetians to build boats
>venetians be cray, build the largest fleet since romans
>only 13000 crusaders come to venice fuuuuuu
>they didn't had the cash to pay for the ride, stuck in town fuuuuuu
>venetians deal with crusaders to conquer Zara for the ride
> I rage out excommunicating crusaders and venetians alike, since Zara's christian.
> ************ , Byzantines are pointing and laughing by now
>they fail to conquer Zara, retards still stuck in Venice
>byzantine would be king promises them money if they fight to put him on the throne
>retards accept
>they put the faggot on the throne, but he fails to acquire money
>crusaders rage, sack Constantinople, the largest city in Christendom.
>Oh god, this crusade backfired bigtime!
>mfw no crusaders got to Jerusalem
#65 - crazyolitis (05/21/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Einstein would have nothing but a bathing robe on when women women were visiting. He would 'accidently' drop it, and proceed to have sex with the woman if she had a good reaction.
Einstein would have nothing but a bathing robe on when women women were visiting. He would 'accidently' drop it, and proceed to have sex with the woman if she had a good reaction.
User avatar #3 - kridane (05/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
LOL remember when the nazis killed all those jews? I'm still laughing about that 68 years later.
User avatar #6 - thefasrdog (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Also Austria once fought themselves on accident and lost 10,000 men...
#7 - klldarkness (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the Great Emu War?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
#26 - fatimmortal (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the three "Popes" had to fight over an 8 year old boy to settle the score.
#175 - wakkakid (05/21/2013) [-]
I always loved the one about a Chinese emperor dying and his son was too young to take over, so the mother took his place and then japan, i think it was, declared war on china and when they Chinese went to fire their guns and stuff, nothing happened because she had sold the army's gunpowder to fund the construction of her bitchin garden/palace.   
   
Cfw they figure out their guns don't have any powder.
I always loved the one about a Chinese emperor dying and his son was too young to take over, so the mother took his place and then japan, i think it was, declared war on china and when they Chinese went to fire their guns and stuff, nothing happened because she had sold the army's gunpowder to fund the construction of her bitchin garden/palace.

Cfw they figure out their guns don't have any powder.
User avatar #12 - mattdoggy (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How could we forget the Battle of Kiska Island in WW2 where allied troops attacked an island for a month and suffered over 300 casualties to find that there was nobody their to attack.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleutian_Islands_Campaign
#104 - Nameloc (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
More often than not I find Zoology to be extremely amusing.
For instance, Bees:
>All the females work really hard
>Females even feed the males
>Males don't do **** except eat and wait to mate
>When the Queen wants to mate, she takes all the males out
>Only one gets lucky
>The one that gets lucky dies right after mating
>Later on in the fall, the females go ******* *******
>Females tired of working and feeding the males
>Females kill off all males
>Females die shortly afterwards
>Only Queen is left until Spring

TL;DR Female bees are ******* nuts and kill everyone, then die.

Also, birds mate through their ass.
#162 - sweateagle (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't forget about France's GLORIOUS Plan 17 in World War 1: Overwhelm the enemy by wearing red pants!

And also Alfred Redl, a Russian spy who had gay spy orgies with those he spied on.
or sporgies for short
#86 - grizzlydiplomat (05/21/2013) [-]
Remember that time when the Austrian forces fought each other and lost 10,000 men?
User avatar #240 - Lilstow (05/21/2013) [+] (39 replies)
So if I waste my life studying something that guarantees I'll never be able to do anything but teach, I might occasionally get a slight chuckle out of it?

Well sign me the **** up, because this just sounds like the dream life doesn't it?
User avatar #249 to #245 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
History's okay, but nowhere near as practical as most any of the sciences in today's world.
User avatar #129 - lightarcanine (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Shortly after 9/11, Morocco gave the US 20,000 monkeys.
For detecting land mines.
And no, we didn't use them.
User avatar #116 - darthlegolas (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
During the third Crusade the leaders of the two warring armies exchanged gifts while their armies fought. The leaders were Saladin and Richard the Lionhearted. These gifts include: ice, food and water, medicine (I think a nurse) and even a horse.
#127 to #116 - mraye (05/21/2013) [-]
You live in a desert? Here, have some ice.

Then the next day...

The English have made fools of us! WAR!
#170 - hammarhead (05/21/2013) [-]
Austria is confused!

Austria hurt itself in it's confusion!



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#45 - thegamefaceman (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sometimes history isn't funny. Here in Australia, we had the great war of '07. We had to get on our kangaroos to fight off the arachnids and snakes. Many fatalities. RIP in peace. (Pic semi related, it's how I rode my kangaroo. All actual photos were stolen and burned by the enemy)
#115 - Cleavland Steamer (05/21/2013) [-]
historically hardcore
User avatar #193 - theshadowed (05/21/2013) [-]
In 1066, there were 2 invasions. The Norman one and the Viking one. The Viking one was first.
King Harold marched north to fight the Viking King Harald, and he caught them unaware at Stamford Bridge.
The Vikings were slaughtered while they drank and slept and **** .
Apart from one guy who stood on a bridge with no armour and just an axe. He killed about 40 people.
Then this spear man hopped in a barrel, floated under the bridge and stabbed him the arse
#140 - pariahlol (05/21/2013) [+] (11 replies)
my favorite is how Henry Ford was actually a huge douchebag
User avatar #144 to #143 - PubLandlord (05/21/2013) [-]
I was going to say that was one of his other positive points

awkward
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