I'm 252 months old. stop doing the math to find out how old i am. Yeah, If VIII] SIM] to BM 3 year Old as 36 tiid i marii' BE GREAT.... I'm 0 months old. I never made it out of the womb.
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#24 - himyouknowwho (05/21/2013) [-]
well then i'm 139272 hours old
well then i'm 139272 hours old
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User avatar #25 to #24 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm 159,216 hours
User avatar #26 to #25 - himyouknowwho (05/21/2013) [-]
18, right?
User avatar #27 to #26 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
uh-huh, and you're 15? 16 soon?
#28 to #27 - himyouknowwho (05/21/2013) [-]
birthday on 1 july. so yes
#72 to #28 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
fagget
User avatar #151 to #24 - hotrodman (05/21/2013) [-]
i am 8,415,360 minutes old
#165 to #24 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
you're only 15.89 years old?
#166 to #165 - himyouknowwho (05/21/2013) [-]
pretty much
pretty much
User avatar #140 to #24 - fluttersquee (05/21/2013) [-]
LEMONS?!?!
User avatar #141 to #140 - himyouknowwho (05/21/2013) [-]
YES!! LEMONS!!!
User avatar #143 to #141 - fluttersquee (05/21/2013) [-]
Water.
Almonds.
Lemons.
LEMONS!?!
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User avatar #103 to #30 - himyouknowwho (05/21/2013) [-]
already counted them in
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User avatar #157 to #150 - himyouknowwho (05/21/2013) [-]
and then i say you're a nice person
User avatar #240 to #30 - whatevsnicktrololo (05/21/2013) [-]
Also minus 24h every 400 years. Every 400 years there is no leap year.

Themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #4 - miscarriage (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm 0 months old.

I never made it out of the womb.
#230 to #4 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Winrar
User avatar #265 to #4 - ajperry (05/21/2013) [-]
You never made it out of the father.
User avatar #267 to #265 - miscarriage (05/21/2013) [-]
that's not how it works.
User avatar #271 to #267 - ajperry (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm confused again.
User avatar #269 to #4 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I am a plant in the body of a girl, what mean?
User avatar #232 to #4 - mikaelkid ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled user jollypiratedonut **


pls god
#8 to #4 - megustan (05/21/2013) [-]
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#40 to #4 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
when you do, your penis touches your mothers vagina
User avatar #10 to #4 - iitoxictz (05/21/2013) [-]
I applaud you.
User avatar #15 to #4 - motherfuckingkenji (05/21/2013) [-]
Partially related: I told my friend about our template sharing from before and he said something like "Neat, it's like you're now bros with miscarriage."

I wasn't sure how to respond to that.
User avatar #94 to #4 - albinozino (05/21/2013) [-]
what's it like in there?
User avatar #188 to #94 - miscarriage (05/21/2013) [-]
dark and moist
#7 to #4 - thenewmaroi (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #125 - soopergrover (05/21/2013) [-]
180 months... am I the only young'un here?
User avatar #127 to #125 - soopergrover (05/21/2013) [-]
Woah, didn't count the extra months... 185!
#167 to #127 - kito (05/21/2013) [-]
188
188
User avatar #170 to #167 - hammarhead (05/21/2013) [-]
204. This site is such a strange place.
User avatar #169 to #167 - soopergrover (05/21/2013) [-]
You sonuvabeetch!
#171 to #169 - kito (05/21/2013) [-]
Now, if you really want to get technical. I am 188 months and 15 days
Now, if you really want to get technical. I am 188 months and 15 days
User avatar #172 to #171 - soopergrover (05/21/2013) [-]
Well then.
#174 to #172 - kito (05/21/2013) [-]
I just like these pictures, even Daft Punk approves!
I just like these pictures, even Daft Punk approves!
User avatar #259 to #125 - picklerbob (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm right with ya bro
User avatar #130 to #125 - mythichyphen (05/21/2013) [-]
168
User avatar #134 to #130 - soopergrover (05/21/2013) [-]
Ahh, cool.
User avatar #168 to #125 - himyouknowwho (05/21/2013) [-]
139272 hours here. so no
User avatar #181 to #125 - SavageBAMFx (05/21/2013) [-]
198.
User avatar #6 - Temari (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hate that.

"Oh, my baby is 16 months old <3"
" ***** , JUST SAY YOUR BABY IS 1 AND 1/2 YEARS OLD!"
#19 to #6 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
that would be 1 and a quarter...
#31 to #19 - whatsawilly (05/21/2013) [-]
If you're going to correct someone at least make the correction right, it would be one and  third.
If you're going to correct someone at least make the correction right, it would be one and third.
#222 to #31 - sandervalk (05/21/2013) [-]
Or you could just ******* say that the baby is 1 year old.
User avatar #9 to #6 - rogueninja (05/21/2013) [-]
I think it's okay up to 18 but then it's just kinda dumb.
User avatar #11 to #9 - sausageparty (05/21/2013) [-]
I hope you mean 18 months.
User avatar #16 to #11 - lordlolland (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm 227 months old
User avatar #21 to #16 - sausageparty (05/21/2013) [-]
Har du så fået din egen traktor?
User avatar #22 to #21 - lordlolland (05/21/2013) [-]
Hvem skulle give mig den, og hvad i alverden skulle jeg bruge en traktor til?
User avatar #277 to #22 - sausageparty (05/22/2013) [-]
Haha xD ved jeg sgu ikke.. Bare fordi du har angivet på din profil at du kommer fra Lolland, så tænkte jeg lige det kunne være sjovt at pisse dig lidt af ved at spørge om du havde fået en traktor.
User avatar #278 to #277 - lordlolland (05/22/2013) [-]
Der skal sku mere til at pisse mig af... Såsom folk der bruger rørsukker.
User avatar #279 to #278 - sausageparty (05/22/2013) [-]
De skulle klynges op
User avatar #20 to #11 - rogueninja (05/21/2013) [-]
I did. Thanks XD
User avatar #162 to #6 - condormcninja (05/21/2013) [-]
16 months is okay, since babies change a lot in a few months.
User avatar #76 - Jenisist (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm a little over 536584390 seconds old.
Anyone wanna guess?
P.S. Birthday was yesterday to make for a hint
User avatar #88 to #76 - garymuthafuknoak (05/21/2013) [-]
I would but I'm too lazy
User avatar #173 to #76 - catdogdora (05/21/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday
#91 to #76 - opchow (05/21/2013) [-]
You're 17.
You're 17.
#248 - Darianvincent ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
&quot;Today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.&quot;   
   
6706 Days so far.
"Today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again."

6706 Days so far.
User avatar #255 to #248 - trollgiggity (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm exactly 6200 days old, including leap years.
User avatar #2 - nsali (05/21/2013) [-]
im 431 months old
#14 - euthyphro (05/21/2013) [-]
There is a reason why newborns' ages are referred to in months rather than years -- and it has to do with development.
The largest amount of growth (relatively speaking) occurs in the first 5 years of a human's life. The changes that take place between 1 and 2, 2 and 3, and certainly 1 and 3, are absolutely enormous. So, instead, parents show the child's age in months.
The child isn't 2 years old, it's 28 months old (yes, I know that 2 years is 24 months, there is a reason I chose 28).

Regardless, it has to do with the massive rate of development that occurs in the first 5 years of life -- that's why we refer to their ages in terms of months rather than years.
#149 to #14 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
I understand this, as I have a young kid. I did the whole month thing with my daughter up until 18 months.... she's now almost 2, I couldn't give a **** how many months old she is now, almost 2 is fine.
#36 to #14 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
so it's hard to say 2 years and 4 months?
#52 to #14 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
As someone who has taken college developmental psychology (and passed with a 100% A)....

No average person gives a **** what developmental stage your kid is in. They just want to know how old.
#190 to #52 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Add extra salt on my fries
#268 to #52 - vedomajkatrololol (05/21/2013) [-]
oh my god thank you, somebody had to say it
oh my god thank you, somebody had to say it
User avatar #258 to #52 - cakezs (05/21/2013) [-]
And most of the time they don't actually want to know
User avatar #223 - flarewolfthegame (05/21/2013) [-]
I AM 5.99582e+11 MILLISECONDS OLD.
User avatar #160 - Das (05/21/2013) [-]
I was just ranting about this last night. How people measure their kid's age with months even after 12 months old. Once they hit 12, in my eyes that's when you start using years.

I hate whenever news and media use months to make a kid sound younger and make a person look guiltier. Like for example say they're trying to exaggerate some situation with a parent and a child, and they're trying to get the parent in trouble for some questionable thing they did, and they say like 36 months instead of 3 years just to make them sound younger.

They also do it on the show Bet on Your Baby too.

Although technically I'm pretty sure clothing sizes go up to 34 months or so before it starts in years.
#161 to #160 - muffinssnuffims (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, there is a really big difference in development all around between 1 year and 1 year and a few months. So I can understand wanting to use fractions of years. And in many ways in math, mixed fractions are more impractical to use, so maaayyyybe that has something to do with it.

But I think it would probably be best to just use mixed fractions. It isn't like they need to add or multiply the ages of their children. So probably best would be like 1 year, 4 months.
User avatar #105 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/21/2013) [-]
Ich bin vierundzwanzig Monaten Jahre alt.
User avatar #260 to #105 - alexclement (05/21/2013) [-]
You're 24 months years old?
#270 to #260 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/22/2013) [-]
I forgot to delete Jahre, since the first thing I wrote was zwei Jahre alt
As you can see, I'm not very proficient at German. Please accept my apologise.
User avatar #228 to #105 - suiker (05/21/2013) [-]
no, invading Poland won't solve any of your problems!
#245 to #228 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/21/2013) [-]
Can't stop laughing
Can't stop laughing
User avatar #99 - garymotherfingoak (05/21/2013) [-]
13208832000 seconds
#98 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
casual jacket, if you could stop stealing all your content from reddit, that'd be great
#85 - jameshill (05/21/2013) [-]
dear god OP is 21 years old
User avatar #78 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
228 months old today.
I hope someone figures this out.
User avatar #86 to #78 - vrthbvyfa (05/21/2013) [-]
Nice profile pic...
User avatar #87 to #86 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Hahah thanks, it's a bit.. hypnotic?
#89 to #87 - vrthbvyfa (05/21/2013) [-]
Makes me feel a bit like I should visit the furry board. It took a few minutes to respond because I kept looking at it and forgetting what I was writing about.

Oh yeah my S&W folder is fairly big too, took a while to decide on which pic to use as well.
User avatar #107 to #89 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
That's okay, I had lunch lol.
And the furry board is relatively nice, I'm there a lot
User avatar #79 to #78 - lordmacflurri (05/21/2013) [-]
You're 19, I am 300 months old.
User avatar #80 to #79 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Indeed!
Today's my birthday
#108 to #80 - kaycie (05/21/2013) [-]
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#116 to #108 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Why thank you, 			*****
Why thank you, *****
User avatar #82 to #80 - jettom ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
User avatar #83 to #82 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Oh shiet, thanks Jet.
Long time no see
User avatar #81 to #80 - lordmacflurri (05/21/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday then!
User avatar #84 to #81 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Thanks mate!
User avatar #51 - flusteredmoose (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm 214 months.
User avatar #261 - ninjagladiator (05/21/2013) [-]
Also, I don't want to hear about your kid.
User avatar #243 - omegadeltatri (05/21/2013) [-]
"but why ?it just makes it that much more harder for you to figure out my age" and i can sit back and relax while you do the math...
User avatar #238 - iatedub (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm 228 Months old tomorrow.
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