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The Big Question

TOU WON' T
BELIEVE ME
AND ACCUSE
we our same
DISHONEST.
rre
t WOULD LIKE TO KNOW,
WHY ARE YOU ASKING
ME THIS?
OR... WHAT IS THE
REAL QUESTION
ow AM I SUPPOSED
TO ANSWER A
QUESTION YOU' RE
NOT EVEN ASKING?
I THINK YOU' RE
WAY TOO HOT.
ANSWER YOUR
QUESTION .
wwy imfunny. net
THAT' S A VERY
TRICKY QUESTION.
THAT HAS NO
GOOD ANSWER.
FOR SOME REASON,
THAT OUTFIT DID MAKE
YOU LOOK BIG AND
I STUPIDLY DECIDED TO
BE HONEST AND SAY
YOU WOULD
DUMP MY ASS.
I' M SURE THIS IS NOT
ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT.
BUT ABOUT SOMETHING
ELSE WORRYING YOU.
OF HOW MUCH
I DESIRE YOU?
MAYBE, YOU ARE VERY
ABOUT YOUR BODY,
BUT YOU SHOULDN' T BE.
IF IT WAS FOR ME,
I WOULD HAVE SEX
WITH YOU ALL OF
THE TIME... WHATEVER
YOU WERE WEARING.
LOOK SEXY AS **** .
BUT NOT AS SEXY
AS WHEN YOU' RE
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#1 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (05/20/2013) [-]
Dayum.
#5 to #1 - vlandis (05/21/2013) [-]
Look at that middle wolf.....definatly Moon Moon
#6 to #5 - vlandis (05/21/2013) [-]
definitely*
#7 - hollyisthebest (05/21/2013) [-]
"Sweetie, you will always look perfect to me"
Would usually calm their tits.
#14 to #7 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
but what if they take it like "yeah,so I'm actually fat to everyone else?"
User avatar #21 to #14 - hollyisthebest (05/21/2013) [-]
But, they don't dress up for everyone, they dress up for their boyfriend.
Unless she's a cheating whore, but, hey.
#4 - bitchplzzz (05/21/2013) [-]
WWW IMFUNNY NET???

**** YOU
**** YOU **************

AAAARGH
#8 - sdeco (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - templarofsteel (05/21/2013) [-]
>reassuranse

Ya blew it.
#12 - muffinssnuffims (05/21/2013) [-]
This is retarded. Did you ever think that possibly they just want to know if the outfit is flattering for their figure?

Yes there are some crazy bitches out there, but most women do just like to get a second opinion on how different outfits look. If you were to go suit shopping you would ask your girl if she thought it made you look good, no?

Other than that, most women don't even ask this phrase except in joking because of how infamous the phrase is and how funny a man's reaction often is.


TL;DR: When asked this, you're most likely either being trolled or trolling yourself.
User avatar #18 to #12 - settlwlvs (05/21/2013) [-]
Girls usually don't ask their boyfriends for serious clothing advice. That's what girlfriends and gay friends are for, most straight men wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a cami and a tank if the relationship depended on it.
User avatar #20 to #18 - wtfareu (05/21/2013) [-]
what is a cami
User avatar #22 to #20 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #10 - mytrueface (05/21/2013) [-]
Holy **** this sucks balls.
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#19 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
If this 			******		 was any smoother, I could slide around on some hard grip shoes on his colossal 			*******		 dick.   
   
Not gonna lie, I kinda wanna gag his bean bag.
If this ****** was any smoother, I could slide around on some hard grip shoes on his colossal ******* dick.

Not gonna lie, I kinda wanna gag his bean bag.
#15 - markonj (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I like the fact that you people think that most and if not all of the girls have the mentality of a stereotypical bitch. And you won't get dumped for answering that question nor will she over react. ******* god dammit **** .
User avatar #16 to #15 - settlwlvs (05/21/2013) [-]
You've never met the girls I go out with... I once asked if she wanted to drink with me and a few friends, and she got offended that I asked her to get out of her comfort zone (She doesn't like to drink with anybody but me or her best friend), told her I was pissing her off for even asking such a thing, then made me stop the car and got out. Then again, I'm pretty sure she was on her period.
User avatar #17 to #16 - settlwlvs (05/21/2013) [-]
told me I was pissing her off*
User avatar #13 - lieutenantpansy (05/21/2013) [-]
I did that a few months ago, when this was reposted again and at first she was offended but then laughed.
No sex, though
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#2 - caau (05/21/2013) [-]
Awesome!
Awesome!
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