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#1 - kingsombra
Reply +100
(05/20/2013) [-]
You walk into KFC and these uppity negroes slap your girlfriends ass. Wat do?
#89 to #1 - unclegrumpybastard
Reply 0
(05/21/2013) [-]
<---- throw this at them an leave while they are distracted
#77 to #1 - fastforward
Reply 0
(05/21/2013) [-]
Remember that I forgot to bring cash.
#72 to #1 - qubot
Reply 0
(05/21/2013) [-]
ask then to try that again
ask then to try that again
#70 to #1 - johnnygat
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(05/21/2013) [-]
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#68 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/21/2013) [-]
My boyfriend would call them all faggots (he doesn't know what a faggot is, and he calls a lot of things gay). Then he'd take my hand, get me into his car, and we'd drive off. If it was only one guy, he might kick his ass, but the reality of the situation is that fighting multiple people at once is too difficult, and I don't know how to fight.
#66 to #1 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
i sit back and laugh my ass off as my girlfriend proceeds to destroy them all.





i mean, uh...
what girlfriend?
#62 to #1 - evilpapagali
Reply 0
(05/21/2013) [-]
I don't know man, a high five is always appreciated.
#60 to #1 - ADeadlYLepricoN
Reply +3
(05/21/2013) [-]
Run.   
   
   
&lt;---TFW
Run.


<---TFW
#57 to #1 - asimplepotato
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Slap them and run, watching hillariously as they try to run after you with their pants so far down.
Slap them and run, watching hillariously as they try to run after you with their pants so far down.
#54 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/21/2013) [-]
Given their pants are at or below their knees, push em over and walk away.
#48 to #1 - fyaq
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(05/21/2013) [-]
i will buy an entire 12 piece bucket,

turn it over

and empty the contents on the ground.


they will fear me, and i will let them live, if only to tell the other negroes what they witnessed.
#47 to #1 - xzayviaaeyeres
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I would pull down their pants and run, But they've already taken the liberty of doing that themselves
#45 to #1 - elynichujy
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I'd say
"I don't speak wanksta, but I've got a damn good translator" To which I pull out a silenced pistol and pop a cap in those bitches arses.
(Yes I'm English and yes I have an "English" accent.)
#34 to #1 - slashendrix
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Do those guys even need belts?
#32 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/21/2013) [-]
C4 in a watermelon
#31 to #1 - leagetshitpack
Reply +1
(05/21/2013) [-]
i get my gun and nail them
#30 to #1 - EdwardNigma
Reply +3
(05/21/2013) [-]
<-
#29 to #1 - sirhyden
Reply +12
(05/21/2013) [-]
Get out pops .38, don't you ******* pay attention.....
#27 to #1 - csakat
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(05/21/2013) [-]
tell them to stop touching my hand, cause that's gay
#25 to #1 - niggernazi
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(05/21/2013) [-]
throw some job aplications on them so they will burn and become ashes wich i sell on the local black magic market.
#23 to #1 - hitlersoneballsack
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(05/21/2013) [-]
push one over, it will be like badly zipped up dominoes and then run away with an army of black penguins waddling towards me
#22 to #1 - mephiblis
Reply +18
(05/21/2013) [-]
peacefully negotiate the terms of their demise
peacefully negotiate the terms of their demise
#20 to #1 - durkadurka
Reply +2
(05/21/2013) [-]
Pic related.
#19 to #1 - toastandbananas
Reply +1
(05/21/2013) [-]
throw my chicken at them and run
#18 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/21/2013) [-]
Slap theirs. They are on show after all.

I will then be brutalized or murdered.
#13 to #1 - freetoplay
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Tell them that their ex just gave birth to triplets and they all look like you. Watch the little ******* run into the night. Order my 20 pc. bucket and go home to my roommates and all enjoy being white males with full ride scholarships to our engineering college here in America. Pretty good evening I'd say
#11 to #1 - datsheriff
Reply +7
(05/21/2013) [-]
Whip out my trusty cision pro mk.4 and whiten their teeth.

Huge image is kinda big.
#10 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(05/21/2013) [-]
Throw some fried chicken and run.
#9 to #1 - fantomen
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I'm always ready and prepared for deadly combat.
#8 to #1 - fuckingyourbuffalo
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(05/21/2013) [-]
#7 to #1 - theugandanhero
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Tell them "the cops are coming" and watch as they try to run and inevitably trip over themselves because they were too busy being uppity negroes to pull up their pants.
#6 to #1 - tigasingy
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(05/21/2013) [-]
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#5 to #1 - torchictoucher
Reply +34
(05/21/2013) [-]
Me? have a girlfriend that's funny

I will say '*******. They will respect me for it
#4 to #1 - markusantonius
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(05/20/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Pull a Tsarnaev
#2 to #1 - kommandantvideo [OP]
Reply +167
(05/20/2013) [-]
Depends on how lucky I'm feeling about my accuracy.
#74 to #2 - qubot
Reply +4
(05/21/2013) [-]
then roll for accuracy

1) your ******
2) you get some shots in but you are taken down
3) spot on
4) you run like a bitch
5) you missed, and the other negros have uzi's
6) roll again
7) GET LAID
8) last bullet stand off with the final negro (you win BTW)
9) take them out max Payne style
#90 to #74 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8**
#85 to #74 - itrustyoutokillme
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(05/21/2013) [-]
**itrustyoutokillme rolls 9**
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#81 to #74 - stanleys
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(05/21/2013) [-]
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#75 to #74 - kommandantvideo [OP]
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(05/21/2013) [-]
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