Uppity Negroes, pop!. The Negroes. Now remember son, to always "l put your extra /38 in my take protection when you go waistband, just in case l run out on a da black People
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#36 - manirock (05/21/2013) [-]
I have extremely frail blood vessels around my eyes so I can get subconjunctival hemorrhages (burst blood vessels) that make the whites of my eyes entirely blood red if I flex too hard. I also decided to take latin as my language in high school. One time I was walking home from school and this kid I knew who was clearly high as 			****		 jumped me with a switchblade and told me to give him my backpack and wallet. He was a lot bigger than me so he probably could have beat me up and taken my stuff if he wanted to. The thing was that I had an engagement ring for my girlfriend in my backpack that I had worked a long ass time to pay off. I put my hands together and closed my eyes and stated saying a prayer in latin. I spoke softly at first and then got louder and faster. I flexed real hard and after I felt my blood vessels burst I opened my eyes while I kept chanting louder and louder. The dude freaked out and ran off. MFW that kid probably thinks I'm a demon or satanic
I have extremely frail blood vessels around my eyes so I can get subconjunctival hemorrhages (burst blood vessels) that make the whites of my eyes entirely blood red if I flex too hard. I also decided to take latin as my language in high school. One time I was walking home from school and this kid I knew who was clearly high as **** jumped me with a switchblade and told me to give him my backpack and wallet. He was a lot bigger than me so he probably could have beat me up and taken my stuff if he wanted to. The thing was that I had an engagement ring for my girlfriend in my backpack that I had worked a long ass time to pay off. I put my hands together and closed my eyes and stated saying a prayer in latin. I spoke softly at first and then got louder and faster. I flexed real hard and after I felt my blood vessels burst I opened my eyes while I kept chanting louder and louder. The dude freaked out and ran off. MFW that kid probably thinks I'm a demon or satanic
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User avatar #78 to #71 - brettyoke (05/21/2013) [-]
I really hope you're not serious that you would kill yourself if you had no siblings. First world problems all up in this bitch.
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#93 to #86 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
There's almost no reason to commit suicide. I really just can't think of any circumstances that call for suicide, except in a situation where a painful, unavoidable death is certain.    
   
What's so wrong with your life, other than you're "too ordinary and very unsocial."
There's almost no reason to commit suicide. I really just can't think of any circumstances that call for suicide, except in a situation where a painful, unavoidable death is certain.

What's so wrong with your life, other than you're "too ordinary and very unsocial."
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User avatar #96 to #95 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not about your life sucking.

You have to share a room? Wah, it's not like there aren't millions of other kids who do the same.
As to the whole gay thing, I can't believe that a dad would do that under raw suspicion that their son was gay. There must have been another factor in that fight.
#97 to #96 - ghouleyed ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Yea i was bit drunk when i wrote that but those were facts we actually fought with fists until both decided it was gone long enough so we both were in pretty bad condition and that happened when i turned 18.   
   
My father is narcissist, drunkard whos very homophobic   
and becomes very angry when someone touches hes vodka bottle.   
   
Sorry didn't mean to even speak of this in FJ since this is funny site not some self pouring site so i delete all my comments from here other than this one.
Yea i was bit drunk when i wrote that but those were facts we actually fought with fists until both decided it was gone long enough so we both were in pretty bad condition and that happened when i turned 18.

My father is narcissist, drunkard whos very homophobic
and becomes very angry when someone touches hes vodka bottle.

Sorry didn't mean to even speak of this in FJ since this is funny site not some self pouring site so i delete all my comments from here other than this one.
User avatar #98 to #97 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
Hey, I understand. I was just trying to figure out why you would want to do that. Every kid fights with their father at some point, and the fact that you stood strong means that you weren't as queer as he thought.
User avatar #39 to #36 - nephritho (05/21/2013) [-]
sauce is from Balls of steel - annoying devil.
Just saying for the curious.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ronyx ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
good guy nephritho gives sauce without being asked.
#1 - kingsombra (05/20/2013) [-]
You walk into KFC and these uppity negroes slap your girlfriends ass. Wat do?
#72 to #1 - qubot (05/21/2013) [-]
ask then to try that again
ask then to try that again
#89 to #1 - unclegrumpybastard (05/21/2013) [-]
<---- throw this at them an leave while they are distracted
#9 to #1 - fantomen (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm always ready and prepared for deadly combat.
#18 to #1 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Slap theirs. They are on show after all.

I will then be brutalized or murdered.
User avatar #23 to #1 - hitlersoneballsack (05/21/2013) [-]
push one over, it will be like badly zipped up dominoes and then run away with an army of black penguins waddling towards me
#3 to #1 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
Pull a Tsarnaev
#2 to #1 - kommandantvideo ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Depends on how lucky I'm feeling about my accuracy.
User avatar #74 to #2 - qubot (05/21/2013) [-]
then roll for accuracy

1) your ******
2) you get some shots in but you are taken down
3) spot on
4) you run like a bitch
5) you missed, and the other negros have uzi's
6) roll again
7) GET LAID
8) last bullet stand off with the final negro (you win BTW)
9) take them out max Payne style
User avatar #75 to #74 - kommandantvideo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
**kommandantvideo rolls 9**
User avatar #85 to #74 - itrustyoutokillme (05/21/2013) [-]
**itrustyoutokillme rolls 9**
#90 to #74 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #81 to #74 - stanleys (05/21/2013) [-]
**stanleys rolls 5**
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#11 to #1 - datsheriff (05/21/2013) [-]
Whip out my trusty cision pro mk.4 and whiten their teeth.

Huge image is kinda big.
User avatar #29 to #1 - sirhyden (05/21/2013) [-]
Get out pops .38, don't you ******* pay attention.....
#6 to #1 - tigasingy (05/21/2013) [-]
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#22 to #1 - mephiblis ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
peacefully negotiate the terms of their demise
peacefully negotiate the terms of their demise
#27 to #1 - csakat (05/21/2013) [-]
tell them to stop touching my hand, cause that's gay
#68 to #1 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
My boyfriend would call them all faggots (he doesn't know what a faggot is, and he calls a lot of things gay). Then he'd take my hand, get me into his car, and we'd drive off. If it was only one guy, he might kick his ass, but the reality of the situation is that fighting multiple people at once is too difficult, and I don't know how to fight.
User avatar #62 to #1 - evilpapagali (05/21/2013) [-]
I don't know man, a high five is always appreciated.
User avatar #48 to #1 - fyaq ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
i will buy an entire 12 piece bucket,

turn it over

and empty the contents on the ground.


they will fear me, and i will let them live, if only to tell the other negroes what they witnessed.
#20 to #1 - durkadurka ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Pic related.
#60 to #1 - ADeadlYLepricoN (05/21/2013) [-]
Run.   
   
   
&lt;---TFW
Run.


<---TFW
#31 to #1 - leagetshitpack ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
i get my gun and nail them
#34 to #1 - slashendrix (05/21/2013) [-]
Do those guys even need belts?
User avatar #19 to #1 - toastandbananas (05/21/2013) [-]
throw my chicken at them and run
#32 to #1 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
C4 in a watermelon
#13 to #1 - freetoplay ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Tell them that their ex just gave birth to triplets and they all look like you. Watch the little ******* run into the night. Order my 20 pc. bucket and go home to my roommates and all enjoy being white males with full ride scholarships to our engineering college here in America. Pretty good evening I'd say
User avatar #7 to #1 - theugandanhero (05/21/2013) [-]
Tell them "the cops are coming" and watch as they try to run and inevitably trip over themselves because they were too busy being uppity negroes to pull up their pants.
User avatar #10 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
Throw some fried chicken and run.
#77 to #1 - fastforward (05/21/2013) [-]
Remember that I forgot to bring cash.
#54 to #1 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Given their pants are at or below their knees, push em over and walk away.
#47 to #1 - xzayviaaeyeres (05/21/2013) [-]
I would pull down their pants and run, But they've already taken the liberty of doing that themselves
#66 to #1 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
i sit back and laugh my ass off as my girlfriend proceeds to destroy them all.





i mean, uh...
what girlfriend?
#45 to #1 - elynichujy (05/21/2013) [-]
I'd say
"I don't speak wanksta, but I've got a damn good translator" To which I pull out a silenced pistol and pop a cap in those bitches arses.
(Yes I'm English and yes I have an "English" accent.)
#57 to #1 - asimplepotato (05/21/2013) [-]
Slap them and run, watching hillariously as they try to run after you with their pants so far down.
Slap them and run, watching hillariously as they try to run after you with their pants so far down.
User avatar #25 to #1 - niggernazi (05/21/2013) [-]
throw some job aplications on them so they will burn and become ashes wich i sell on the local black magic market.
#5 to #1 - torchictoucher (05/21/2013) [-]
Me? have a girlfriend that's funny

I will say ' ******* . They will respect me for it
#61 to #37 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Dude I need to see that thing in action.
#35 - archiehicox (05/21/2013) [-]
MFW Title
MFW Title
#49 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
#43 - eighthzeus (05/21/2013) [-]
Because of the hair cut on the man to the left, i ended up reading what he was saying in Forest Gump's voice.
#88 to #43 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
its a regulation military haircut
#21 - agentmoleman (05/21/2013) [-]
Another great advice from Forrest Gump..
Another great advice from Forrest Gump..
#26 - jorjebicboi (05/21/2013) [-]
******		 be like
****** be like
#12 - gfdagy (05/21/2013) [-]
showed my black friend this, he laughed
User avatar #17 to #12 - secretdestroyers (05/21/2013) [-]
You should get him to make an account here. Absolutely nothing here he would object to!

Unless, of course, he finds mysoginistic, antisemetic, conservative, athiest, brony, **** material offensiive in any way.
#38 to #17 - owmowmow (05/21/2013) [-]
**** , who would...
User avatar #79 to #17 - brettyoke (05/21/2013) [-]
Isn't Funnyjunk more liberal?
User avatar #91 to #79 - secretdestroyers (05/21/2013) [-]
In terms of content...kinda. But, I see way too many conservative dickbags spamming the comments with their ******** .
User avatar #94 to #91 - brettyoke (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, we're all the way for gay rights, that's obvious.

Most people I see are for the right to have an abortion.

Whatever else... blah blah blah...
User avatar #40 to #17 - DoktorHax (05/21/2013) [-]
you forgot racist, sexist and chauvinistic
User avatar #92 to #40 - secretdestroyers (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but I figured misogynistic was more accurate, we seem to have a mutual loathing for anything with XX chromosomes. Adding sexist and chauvinistic to that would be somewhat redundant.
#73 - buckyforever (05/21/2013) [-]
Rev up those punchlines in the title!
#59 - alucardshellhound (05/21/2013) [-]
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#33 - potatophucker (05/21/2013) [-]
&quot;Uppity negroes&quot;
"Uppity negroes"
#55 - skysailor (05/21/2013) [-]
I finally get it now... "pop pop pop, watching ****** drop." It's in memory of the one thing their "pop" told them before leaving...




I'm going to hell
#84 - slaughterface (05/21/2013) [-]
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#80 - harryblazer (05/21/2013) [-]
go big or go home
User avatar #76 - thekingofwubs (05/21/2013) [-]
It looks like Forrest Gump.
#67 - cincomuertes (05/21/2013) [-]
Nope.. Bring your Crocs. That will keep the pussy and the sane away..
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