sounds like my sister. . ii. i' lailii' lilli" , when I' m. its actually because of a virus that makes them go mental, much like the guy who tripped out on bath salts and ate a hobos face
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#2 - holler (05/20/2013) [-]
its actually because of a virus that makes them go mental, much like the guy who tripped out on bath salts and ate a hobos face
its actually because of a virus that makes them go mental, much like the guy who tripped out on bath salts and ate a hobos face
User avatar #5 to #2 - Brookey (05/20/2013) [-]
No, female's do it because when they are laying the thousands of eggs, the female sometimes doesn't have enough food, so she starts to eat her limbs. And octopuses are cannibals, and will eat each other if they get the chance to.
#54 to #5 - psugo (05/21/2013) [-]
you wasted a perfectly good chance to use the word octopi
you wasted a perfectly good chance to use the word octopi
User avatar #58 to #54 - Brookey (05/21/2013) [-]
lol
#53 to #2 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
At first glance I thought you were DJ 4DM1N because of the text and thumbs.
#7 to #2 - kingpongthedon (05/21/2013) [-]
There were no traces of bath salts in that case, or the one where the dude just started throwing entrails (can't remember if they were his own or not), they were just that ******* insane. It just happened to coincide when the ban was being put in place and people over-speculated.
User avatar #69 to #7 - bluslenderman (05/21/2013) [-]
the zombies are here
#96 to #69 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #89 to #7 - corso (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, he was just on marijuana.
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#15 - cupcakebomberer (05/21/2013) [-]
That's not overdramatic, calamari is just really tasty stuff.
#71 to #15 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
calamari is squid not octopus
#23 to #15 - TheFunnyJunkie (05/21/2013) [-]
....calamari is squid......right?
#13 - captiancook ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
The real question here is does it become twice as big or disappear completely?
#28 to #13 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
pretty sure it dies of blood loss, and then decomposes
pretty sure it dies of blood loss, and then decomposes
#10 - youdontknowmylife (05/21/2013) [-]
But they also are quite classy individuals.
User avatar #35 to #10 - zaiopeperse (05/21/2013) [-]
You wouldn't happen to have the template for that? =3
#22 - twdeathnote (05/21/2013) [-]
Nail chewing. That is all.
Nail chewing. That is all.
User avatar #1 - unclegrumpybastard (05/20/2013) [-]
I tried eating myself once...but i fell off the couch.....
User avatar #4 to #1 - daskull (05/20/2013) [-]
no wonder, your profile clearly states "mindBlower".
User avatar #12 to #1 - orangejulep (05/21/2013) [-]
You didn't have to stop. 5 second rule...
#64 - jedisquirrel (05/21/2013) [-]
don't eat yourself
#11 - windmagevaati (05/21/2013) [-]
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#47 - ninjasquirle (05/21/2013) [-]
That's nothing, Holothuroidea when threatened by a natural predator such as the sun star will release its "guts" through its mouth. This actual process of chucking your internal organs at your enemy is called evisceration.
#51 - leagetshitpack (05/21/2013) [-]
when a squid get's stressed out its spits ink
when a squid get's stressed out its spits ink
#91 to #51 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/21/2013) [-]
Ink..Sure it is ink
Ink..Sure it is ink
#21 - othagovna (05/21/2013) [-]
I recall learning about how some species of tarantula will pull out their ass hairs when they get stressed/angry and throw them at whatever is pissing them off.   
   
I'm so glad humans (most humans at least) don't do that. Otherwise I imagine too many of those posts and uploads about Dark Souls or the water temple from Ocarina of Time would involve details about having to stop to clean all the bloody ass hair off the television screen while playing.
I recall learning about how some species of tarantula will pull out their ass hairs when they get stressed/angry and throw them at whatever is pissing them off.

I'm so glad humans (most humans at least) don't do that. Otherwise I imagine too many of those posts and uploads about Dark Souls or the water temple from Ocarina of Time would involve details about having to stop to clean all the bloody ass hair off the television screen while playing.
User avatar #46 to #21 - ninjasquirle (05/21/2013) [-]
Actually alot more logic behind the hair thing for arachnids. The hairs on Tarantulas are actually so fine that they get stuck in your skin like a tiny splinters that cause a **** ton of irritation. But the Tarantula only does that as a defense, if its comfortable with you it won't let it hairs fall.
User avatar #97 to #46 - othagovna (05/21/2013) [-]
I guess that makes tarantulas a little more civilized than the humans who throw their own ass hairs, since I doubt that many (if any) of the humans doing that are doing so in self defense.
#43 - bullcut (05/21/2013) [-]
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#44 to #43 - horaquan (05/21/2013) [-]
Almost related, I guess…
#70 - checkandmate (05/21/2013) [-]
When I'm nervous, I chew on my cheek from the inside. Technically, I'm eating bits of myself when I'm nervous
User avatar #82 to #70 - bitchplzzz (05/21/2013) [-]
I like to perform auto-fellatio. Also a form of self eating
#84 to #82 - playcolt (05/21/2013) [-]
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#29 - mentalreboot (05/21/2013) [-]
Meh
Meh
User avatar #62 to #29 - cormy (05/21/2013) [-]
This kills the octopede?
User avatar #79 to #62 - mentalreboot (05/21/2013) [-]
No; it's IDGAF octo. Instead of eating itself it just.... Meh.
#33 - Forfunaccount (05/21/2013) [-]
Pff. I'd eat myself for fun.
Pff. I'd eat myself for fun.
#32 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
I wanna open a kalimari place in NYC called Octopi Wall Street.
User avatar #9 - reaperssprint (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, when stressed a lot of people tend to bite their nails or chew on the skin around them. So, technically...
#87 - imofcnotharveydent (05/21/2013) [-]
was going to pull a joke...   
   
mfw the joke in the title would beat mine anyday.
was going to pull a joke...

mfw the joke in the title would beat mine anyday.
#78 - yroncrow (05/21/2013) [-]
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