sounds like my sister. .. its actually because of a virus that makes them go mental, much like the guy who tripped out on bath salts and ate a hobos face sounds like my sister its actually because of a virus that makes them go mental much the guy who tripped out on bath salts and ate hobos face
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#2 - holler
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(05/20/2013) [-]
its actually because of a virus that makes them go mental, much like the guy who tripped out on bath salts and ate a hobos face
its actually because of a virus that makes them go mental, much like the guy who tripped out on bath salts and ate a hobos face
#5 to #2 - Brookey
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(05/20/2013) [-]
No, female's do it because when they are laying the thousands of eggs, the female sometimes doesn't have enough food, so she starts to eat her limbs. And octopuses are cannibals, and will eat each other if they get the chance to.
#54 to #5 - psugo
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(05/21/2013) [-]
you wasted a perfectly good chance to use the word octopi
you wasted a perfectly good chance to use the word octopi
#58 to #54 - Brookey
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(05/21/2013) [-]
lol
#53 to #2 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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(05/21/2013) [-]
At first glance I thought you were DJ 4DM1N because of the text and thumbs.
#72 to #2 - colorparty **User deleted account**
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#7 to #2 - kingpongthedon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
There were no traces of bath salts in that case, or the one where the dude just started throwing entrails (can't remember if they were his own or not), they were just that ******* insane. It just happened to coincide when the ban was being put in place and people over-speculated.
#69 to #7 - bluslenderman
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(05/21/2013) [-]
the zombies are here
#96 to #69 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#89 to #7 - corso
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, he was just on marijuana.
#13 - captiancook
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(05/21/2013) [-]
The real question here is does it become twice as big or disappear completely?
#28 to #13 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(05/21/2013) [-]
pretty sure it dies of blood loss, and then decomposes
pretty sure it dies of blood loss, and then decomposes
#1 - unclegrumpybastard
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I tried eating myself once...but i fell off the couch.....
#4 to #1 - daskull ONLINE
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(05/20/2013) [-]
no wonder, your profile clearly states "mindBlower".
#12 to #1 - orangejulep
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(05/21/2013) [-]
You didn't have to stop. 5 second rule...
#15 - cupcakebomberer
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(05/21/2013) [-]
That's not overdramatic, calamari is just really tasty stuff.
#71 to #15 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
calamari is squid not octopus
#23 to #15 - TheFunnyJunkie
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(05/21/2013) [-]
....calamari is squid......right?
#10 - youdontknowmylife
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(05/21/2013) [-]
But they also are quite classy individuals.
#35 to #10 - zaiopeperse
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(05/21/2013) [-]
You wouldn't happen to have the template for that? =3
#17 to #10 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(05/21/2013) [-]
#22 - twdeathnote
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Nail chewing. That is all.
Nail chewing. That is all.
#56 to #22 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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(05/21/2013) [-]
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#64 - jedisquirrel
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(05/21/2013) [-]
don't eat yourself
#11 - windmagevaati
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(05/21/2013) [-]
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#47 - ninjasquirle
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(05/21/2013) [-]
That's nothing, Holothuroidea when threatened by a natural predator such as the sun star will release its "guts" through its mouth. This actual process of chucking your internal organs at your enemy is called evisceration.
#51 - leagetshitpack
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(05/21/2013) [-]
when a squid get's stressed out its spits ink
when a squid get's stressed out its spits ink
#91 to #51 - ichbinzweijahrealt
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Ink..Sure it is ink
Ink..Sure it is ink