Never again. .. I work at GameStop, and I purposefully say "Hope you enjoy that game!" instead of "have a nice day" when I finish a transaction, just so I c
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User avatar #5 - indecisivejew (05/20/2013) [-]
I work at GameStop, and I purposefully say "Hope you enjoy that game!" instead of "have a nice day" when I finish a transaction, just so I can watch the awkward neckbeards say "y-you too" and then panic and run away.
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User avatar #17 to #6 - indecisivejew (05/20/2013) [-]
Never did I imply anything that you are saying.

Obviously not only neckbeards play games; I am example of someone who does not have a neckbeard and loves video games. And I genuinely do hope that people enjoy the games they buy from me. Its just funny to see their reaction to having to deal with a sentence to which they can't just reply "you too".
User avatar #9 to #6 - thedippestofshits (05/20/2013) [-]
no, he's implying only awkward neckbeards are.. you know.. awkward.
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User avatar #18 to #15 - indecisivejew (05/20/2013) [-]
Its cool man. I hope you enjoy your video games.
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User avatar #30 to #6 - SaucyBoy (05/21/2013) [-]
found the neckbeard
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#27 to #5 - cakezs (05/20/2013) [-]
>neckbeards
>neckbeards
#84 to #5 - manwithanopinion (05/21/2013) [-]
I work at gamestop. I'm trying this tomorrow. Thank you for the idea.
#28 - jollyjolieisjolly (05/21/2013) [-]
One time I was on the phone with the people from Verizon and the guy asked "Is there anything else I can help you with?" and I said (out of habit) "Love you too. Bye"
One time I was on the phone with the people from Verizon and the guy asked "Is there anything else I can help you with?" and I said (out of habit) "Love you too. Bye"
#34 to #28 - tropicalbonerfish (05/21/2013) [-]
I though I was the only one that did that
I though I was the only one that did that
#14 to #3 - Blarge **User deleted account** (05/20/2013) [-]
the **** i have to put up with fine
#20 to #19 - Blarge **User deleted account** (05/20/2013) [-]
look in the top panel on the right
#16 to #3 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
I love this face.
#43 - Yojimbo (05/21/2013) [-]
I can't even social
#49 - djequalizee (05/21/2013) [-]
"What kind of cheese do you want?"
"Yes."
#70 to #49 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
******* hate that one!i worked at subway and id stare at them a while not moving for any cheese til they say something. then i ask them again
User avatar #78 to #70 - umybitchnigga (05/21/2013) [-]
i wouldve been a total dick and said we dont make Yes cheese here asshole
#79 to #78 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
i might have been able to get away with "thats not even a cheese"
#58 - breakfastlunch (05/21/2013) [-]
It's so goddamn embarrassing when this happens...
#83 to #58 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
Think about it this way.

If you were on the opposite side of the table, would you think "Wow, this guy ****** up. I'm gonna tell everyone about this later" or would you think "Haha, that was weird" and then forget it in like 5 minutes?
#4 - Lmaoplanes (05/20/2013) [-]
>Had senior project presentation
>judges told me good luck on presentation
>reply with "you too".
>poker face.jpg
>finally start presentation after 1 min of awkwardness.
User avatar #59 - Lintutu (05/21/2013) [-]
I accidentally called my teacher mom
#91 to #59 - paulthehero (05/21/2013) [-]
Anyone remember the Recess episode where Spinelli called the teacher mom?
#81 to #59 - triggathepirate (05/21/2013) [-]
MF immediately after.
MF immediately after.
#35 - Strudel (05/21/2013) [-]
imma just leave this here....
#39 to #35 - kakkakrabbypatty (05/21/2013) [-]
when you're passing someone and your hand accidentally brushes against their hand and you're just standing there like
#71 to #39 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
or their ass
User avatar #103 to #39 - Strudel (05/21/2013) [-]
I went to see The Avengers with a friend and when we got our tickets the guy said, "Enjoy the show." and I went, "You too." We made eye contact. It happened again at the concession stand not moments later.
User avatar #46 - AvatarAirBender (05/21/2013) [-]
I once gave a homeless man a dollar and he said "thank you" and I said "thank you" back.

**** working customer service jobs.
#45 - Schwarzenegger (05/21/2013) [-]
"You too!"
#47 to #45 - darkforces ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Here, just for you.
#48 to #47 - Schwarzenegger (05/21/2013) [-]
.....thank you.
#50 to #48 - darkforces ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
...I'm so sorry...
#67 to #50 - Schwarzenegger (05/21/2013) [-]
I am amused.
#29 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
THANK YOU. Say "Thank you." Always.

Even if it's an occasion to actually say "You too", it's better to reply with "Thank you" and then process your thoughts on whether "You too" is actually necessary.
User avatar #38 to #29 - meganinja ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
people call me an asshole for always using 'thanks' as my response.
#72 to #38 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
i have people bitch at me for saying have a good one. and i hardly ever say it!
User avatar #73 to #72 - meganinja ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
just goes to show that you can't win no matter what you say.
#75 to #73 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
just stare them right in the eyes and say very firmly. "good bye!"
User avatar #86 to #75 - meganinja ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
"M-matashta, stranger-kun, I-I-I, I've gotta go home and... eto... IT'S NOT LIKE I'M LEAVING BECAUSE OF YOU ARE ANYTHING... BAKA!!!"

Alpha as **** .
#11 - chaosheartless (05/20/2013) [-]
You can return all the same. If the individual finds it necessary to confront you about it (which is very unlikely), You can simply state that it was about that time of the day when most people have their meals. You simply wanted to throw it out there because you where unaware of the specific time they would be out to eat.
You can return all the same. If the individual finds it necessary to confront you about it (which is very unlikely), You can simply state that it was about that time of the day when most people have their meals. You simply wanted to throw it out there because you where unaware of the specific time they would be out to eat.
#26 - hopskotch (05/20/2013) [-]
Did anyone else not get the joke at first because it seemed normal, and then you realize it's because you say stupid things like this all the time..
#85 - shugudugs (05/21/2013) [-]
then act a bit embarrassed, apologize for spilling your spaghetti, and try to talk to her bu subtly hitting on her, works most of the time. Something about showing a bit of vulnerability that girls are really into, just a bit though.   
   
Pro-tip: control your hands while talking to her, don't be jumpy, and try to mimic her movements to sync to yours.
then act a bit embarrassed, apologize for spilling your spaghetti, and try to talk to her bu subtly hitting on her, works most of the time. Something about showing a bit of vulnerability that girls are really into, just a bit though.

Pro-tip: control your hands while talking to her, don't be jumpy, and try to mimic her movements to sync to yours.
#74 - potatophucker (05/21/2013) [-]
*steps out of taxi cab at airport*
Taxi Driver: "Have a nice flight."
Me: "Thanks, you too!"

<HFW
#90 - ishotthedeputy (05/21/2013) [-]
"Ma'am, it's your son. He was killed by an alcohol"
"Thanks! You too!"
User avatar #87 - dreamfall (05/21/2013) [-]
I work at a theater and it happens like 20 times a day. Me: "Enjoy your movie!". Customer: "You Too!"....."oh wait"
User avatar #92 to #87 - SirMartin (05/21/2013) [-]
same here, just another setting.

I work at a airport and i'm saying " have a nice holyday!" they answer "Thanks! you too" and 1-2 sec after they laugh and say "No, that's wrong"
#101 to #92 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - haxorman (05/21/2013) [-]
looks like a Dsend comic
User avatar #66 to #63 - darkdragonswrath (05/21/2013) [-]
Did he die or something?
User avatar #76 to #66 - haxorman (05/21/2013) [-]
I think . He just stopped existing out of nowhere
User avatar #68 to #66 - WizardOfTheLawl (05/21/2013) [-]
his profile no longer exists
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