Don't be a Dick. . Why long distance relationships don' t work Distance mm Chicago lo Les Angeles Average penis Imam Miles. 1 pixel/101 pixels = 0.00990099009% 0.00990099009% x 500 miles = 4.9504950495 miles 4.9504950495 miles = 313663 inches so that's the average penis size?
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#11 - simeonc (05/20/2013) [-]
1 pixel/101 pixels = 0.00990099009%
0.00990099009% x 500 miles = 4.9504950495 miles
4.9504950495 miles = 313663 inches
so that's the average penis size?
#112 to #11 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
you've obviously never seen my penis
#71 to #11 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, depends on how cold the weather is...
Well, depends on how cold the weather is...
User avatar #27 to #11 - armoredfish (05/20/2013) [-]
Obligatory "Mine is" joke, despite scientific limitations if interpreted in the literal sense.
#82 to #11 - arjunz (05/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm throwing off the average.
#89 to #11 - icwhatididthere (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes sir, it is.
#17 to #11 - veryspecialagent (05/20/2013) [-]
Are we erally supposed to believe that you're smart enough to figure out average penis size using math, but that you can't figure out that it must use a full pixel, because 1/500000 of a pixel can't be used.
#63 to #17 - stepsword (05/21/2013) [-]
1/500000 of a pixel rounds down bro, shoulda used 0 pixels if he wanted to approximate
#86 to #63 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Can't a graph just use a different dimmer color to make it appear like it's shorter than one pixel? I'm pretty sure that's how upscaling works with games where individual lines are processed and altered slightly to get rid of edgy looks. I'm pretty sure that same effect could be used on a graph if you want to be that precise. Might be called anti-alising, I'm very uninformed about that stuff but from some high end upscalers that I've seen it's pretty nifty looking from what I've seen on various websites when I see a screenshot comparison of a game. I could be very wrong though and it might only work on more complex images.
#70 to #11 - timmyyocum (05/21/2013) [-]
yeah, when i am flaccid
yeah, when i am flaccid
#61 to #11 - TheTurnbull (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah man, yours isn't? I sometimes terrorize Japan with cockzilla
#55 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
If you guessed that the comments section would be filled with statistical anomalies going on about their long-distance relationships then congratulations, you've guessed right
If you guessed that the comments section would be filled with statistical anomalies going on about their long-distance relationships then congratulations, you've guessed right
User avatar #130 to #55 - organiclead ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Is that a bad thing? We love anomalies in most other cases, why is it a bad thing here?
#87 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
online relationship worked for me! my boyfriend and i met on runescape and we were talking for a couple years as friends, and then we met in real life. he asked me out that time (we had been talking about it before) and then we moved in together about 2 and half months after we started going out. we have been living together since and we are at our 2 year mark in 3 days.

ive had other long distance relationships work but you definitely have to have someone worth your effort, and both be willing to work at the relationship because with just one person working hard it gets frustrating. also once youve met in person its all you think about doing again
User avatar #94 to #87 - jesusfrankenstein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Dude this almost exactly describes my relationship!!
User avatar #98 to #96 - jesusfrankenstein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
No... lol And my 2 year mark is in one day. That's the only difference really
#99 to #98 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
so you didnt meet on rs?
User avatar #101 to #99 - jesusfrankenstein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
No, sorry I kind of skimmed the runescape part XD
#97 to #96 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
nvm my bf doesnt come on here ppptsh



did you meet on rs too?!
User avatar #100 to #97 - jesusfrankenstein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Nah, we met met on Myyearbook before it became MeetMe.. which just SOUNDS like a whore site so thank god we met before the name change.
#102 to #100 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
lol yeah meetme does sound desperate. congratulations btw
User avatar #103 to #102 - jesusfrankenstein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Thanksss you too! 2 years is an accomplishment in this day and age.
#104 to #103 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
yeah no kidding. and living together, and not fighting, and going on a europe trip for a month (month of july) and about to move into a different apartment but we will do that when we get back. its just so perfect y'know? like everything is working out so easily and wonderfully
User avatar #106 to #104 - jesusfrankenstein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, me and my boyfriend do fight, but are able to work it out, so thats all that matters really
#107 to #106 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
another thing that matters is that you arent making up over serious things. my dumb ass cousin is pregnant, boyfriend is cheating on her and beat her up when she found out and beat up the other girl. and is trying to work it out -.-
User avatar #108 to #107 - jesusfrankenstein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah **** that. If he ever cheated it'd be over before I could say sayonara.
User avatar #119 to #108 - cheated (05/21/2013) [-]
You are a beautiful human being.
#111 to #108 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
i wish i could talk that kind of sense into her. she keeps saying shes going to work it out, but if she gets back with him the ministry will take the baby away because she cant even keep herself safe let alone a baby. and she knows they will, and still wants to get back together...
User avatar #44 - xyxoz (05/21/2013) [-]
That's still a mile long dick.
User avatar #110 - Zeratul (05/21/2013) [-]
**Zeratul rolls 4** my penis length in inches
User avatar #139 to #110 - agentpurplek (05/21/2013) [-]
**agentpurplek rolls 9** my penis length in inches
User avatar #142 to #139 - paradoxofnight (05/21/2013) [-]
**paradoxofnight rolls 90** my penis length in inches
#66 - gibroner (05/21/2013) [-]
I like graphs
#15 - brockton (05/20/2013) [-]
my hand to my dick    <3
my hand to my dick <3
#68 to #15 - ryuryu (05/21/2013) [-]
You lick your own dick?
User avatar #77 to #68 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Like you wouldn't if you could
#35 - fivefs (05/21/2013) [-]
You had to pick Chicago to LA, I'm in Chicago and my GF of three years is in LA.
Guess I have one ******* hell of a dick
And no OP you can't suck it
User avatar #69 to #35 - goodcheese (05/21/2013) [-]
yea most of these things don't work out unless you're less than two hours from each other and you both make equal effort, otherwise she'll probably cheat on you.
#46 to #35 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
but shes sucking someone elses
#38 - tropicalbonerfish (05/21/2013) [-]
It's not the same for everybody   
Long distance relationship for a year and still going strong
It's not the same for everybody
Long distance relationship for a year and still going strong
#90 to #38 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
I hope you know she gets pounded on the reg
#109 to #90 - tropicalbonerfish (05/21/2013) [-]
I happen to be the she and I am not getting pounded at all.we are both studying and working our asses off to make things better.
I happen to be the she and I am not getting pounded at all.we are both studying and working our asses off to make things better.
User avatar #129 to #109 - italianrambo (05/21/2013) [-]
skype dates make things way easier too
#58 to #38 - MrMeatStick (05/21/2013) [-]
3 feet isnt a long distance (distance-ish from hand to face)
User avatar #60 to #38 - italianrambo (05/21/2013) [-]
Girlfriend just got home after her freshman year at college in Rhode Island, and here I am in Oregon going to college.

She's currently laying on the couch next to me, obviously we (and tropicalbonerfish) are doing it right.
#117 to #60 - soulterminatorm (05/21/2013) [-]
You don't have to rub it in
You don't have to rub it in
User avatar #127 to #117 - italianrambo (05/21/2013) [-]
didnt mean for it to come off that way man

I also do not have the proper reaction picture to say im sorry
User avatar #132 to #127 - soulterminatorm (05/21/2013) [-]
It's alright, bro. I was just joking. You're all good.
#105 to #60 - tropicalbonerfish (05/21/2013) [-]
hell yeah we are
User avatar #128 to #105 - italianrambo (05/21/2013) [-]
why did you get thumbed down...?
#52 to #50 - tropicalbonerfish (05/21/2013) [-]
I must have a super long hand that can support life then
User avatar #95 - arisaka (05/21/2013) [-]
Montreal to Florida. It's like she's at the other end of the world.
User avatar #92 - rel (05/21/2013) [-]
My boyfriend and I are in college together, and we're sort of long distance this summer (New Jersey to Boston), but Skype works wonders, plus we're going to actually try to make trips to see each other, despite our work schedules.
User avatar #67 - fannypackattack (05/21/2013) [-]
They work, in my experience. Plus, relationships that aren't long-distance aren't guaranteed to work out, either.
#49 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm jealous of a lot of people commenting. I was dating someone for two years before we both went to college and had to become long distance. We didn't even last the first semester after that ):
Congrats though to everyone who is making it work please tell me your secret
User avatar #134 to #49 - organiclead ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
The secret? Damn luck and a certain kind of person. Most people I know who've tried to do this with college have both changed into different people thanks to their different experiences and are no longer dating he same person they knew in high school. Or they lose contact. Both are pretty common.

The other factor is likely the fact that these are people who don't see sex as a big deal in their relationship. Or might be in open relationships. Each interaction is different. There is no magic "make this relationship work" button. If there was, the US wouldn't have a 50% divorce rate.
User avatar #93 to #49 - arisaka (05/21/2013) [-]
Communication. It's not about talking often (it helps) it's just about being able to communicate openly and honestly with your partner. You must trust them with everything. And you have to surrender to the realization that there is little under your control. You have to be ready to miss that person dearly, but rejoice in the fact that missing them is proof you care about them, and that they miss you too.
User avatar #37 - awildniglet (05/21/2013) [-]
I've been in a long distance relationship from New Jersey to Maryland for 3 years, I would say it's working pretty well
#32 - WtfStrawberries (05/21/2013) [-]
Im going to see my long distance bf in july, and will move out to where he is in 1 year. We've already been together for a year and a half now
Im going to see my long distance bf in july, and will move out to where he is in 1 year. We've already been together for a year and a half now
#91 to #32 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
I hope you know he pounds bitches on the reg
User avatar #115 to #91 - WtfStrawberries (05/21/2013) [-]
Eh. you dont really know the situation, so that comments pretty useless
User avatar #123 to #32 - coolmcbob (05/21/2013) [-]
And I'm seeing my long distance gf in 3 days for my highschool grad. I've been with her for a collective of 10 days in the year and 7 months we've known each other and we are more in love than most couples I see at my school.

You aren't alone in this crazy thing we call distance, and I hope your relationship is going as well as ours is
User avatar #125 to #123 - WtfStrawberries (05/21/2013) [-]
Its pretty much the same with mine! A week and 3 days ive seen him, since we started dating in October a year and 7 months ago.
I wouldnt say its going well though, but all i can do is hope that everything works out until I can actually be with him.
User avatar #126 to #125 - coolmcbob (05/21/2013) [-]
Question: Did you and him need to discuss when your anniversary was because you two just kind of realized you were in love but there wasn't really a definitive date?

May I ask what's wrong? Maybe I can be of some help or solace. Me and my girlfriend have been through rough times as well (nothing pertaining to things really directly within the relationship itself [we have never really fought besides small disagreements/sometimes when I mess up in a situational way]) but I wish to help you
User avatar #131 to #126 - WtfStrawberries (05/21/2013) [-]
No, i sort of remember everything about it. We talked about when we seriously fell in love before or when both of us realized it, but we count the first time that we said "i love you" as our anniversary.

And its more than small disagreements, but a lot of things have happened between us, and a little under 2 months ago we had broken up. We're trying again now, but Id rather only talk about it in private message
User avatar #133 to #131 - coolmcbob (05/21/2013) [-]
Fair enough. For us we just sat down (figuratively, we are 3000 miles apart) and I basically thought of 3 random days because neither of us could really remember the one defining day that we became boyfriend girlfriend, and it wasn't until months later when we found the original comments on fj that made us meet, so we kept the date we decided on, but we still celebrate september 8th as like a mini anniversary.

But enough about me sorry. But if you want to discuss then send me a private message. I don't know if I can help, and obviously I'd need much background information to be effective, but if you wish for me to help then I am here
User avatar #135 to #133 - WtfStrawberries (05/21/2013) [-]
Thats nice xD I wish i couldve found something like that, seeing when we first talked to eachother. I know the general time I first met him but nothing exact like that. And I do feel like i could use some help with this, so i guess i will. Any advice or insight is better than none , and would help me a lot
User avatar #137 to #135 - coolmcbob (05/21/2013) [-]
Well me and her are an extremely lucky, and even more extremely rare couple. We just so happen to be a match for each others personalities and mannerisms and philosophies and general thoughts on things and stuff, that honestly we would be stupid to ever leave the other.

But I will try and help you the best I can, tell me everything
User avatar #13 - fuckberries (05/20/2013) [-]
New Jersey to California..
User avatar #146 - bitchitroll (05/21/2013) [-]
i live in kentucky and my fiance' lives in england. things are great and im scheduled to go back to england in august. please tell me more about how these kind of relationships dont work
User avatar #152 to #146 - captainwow ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Supposedly, only 2.9% of US citizens are in long distance relationships. So I'd bet that 96.1% would be capable of saying they don't.
User avatar #181 to #152 - hoorayforboobs (05/22/2013) [-]
Did you simply kill 1% of the US citizens?
User avatar #159 to #146 - thalfak (05/21/2013) [-]
The things that works on films and series doesn't work in real life, vise versa, things that works in real life doesn't work of films and series. Hollywood baby
User avatar #72 - payseht (05/21/2013) [-]
I've been in two long distance relationships. One ended after 3 years, and the other I'm currently in for about 2.
Sex isn't everything, and Skype is great.
#78 to #72 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
skype sucks monkey balls. it never works properly for me
User avatar #80 to #78 - payseht (05/21/2013) [-]
Mobile skype is horrible... it keeps crashing and the video call takes ages before it connects properly.
For the desktop version, though, I can say I had 0 problems with. Sorry if you did.
#154 to #80 - crystalia (05/21/2013) [-]
If you want a good mobile app for long distance calls and texts try Kakaotalk. It uses wifi/data, but is ten times better than mobile Skype.
#83 to #80 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
every time i ever use it, and i only use it on my laptop. it crashes. i set the computer priority to max on skype and it still crashes, if i somehow get my camera to work then i cant move or it freezes. pain. in. the. ass
User avatar #84 to #83 - payseht (05/21/2013) [-]
Never had such issues. Have you tried deleting system32?
#88 to #84 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
i deleted everything and just recently downloaded the new one thats combined with msn. couldnt do video on that version either
User avatar #147 to #72 - bitchitroll (05/21/2013) [-]
nice text
User avatar #14 - swtorpro (05/20/2013) [-]
Ohio to Ipswich
User avatar #12 - drumtastic (05/20/2013) [-]
Miami to New York <3
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