Don't be a Dick. . Why long distance relationships don' t work Distance mm Chicago lo Les Angeles Average penis Imam Miles. 1 pixel/101 pixels = 0.00990099009% 0.00990099009% x 500 miles = 4.9504950495 miles 4.9504950495 miles = 313663 inches so that's the average penis size? Don't be a Dick Why long distance relationships don' t work Distance mm Chicago lo Les Angeles Average penis Imam Miles 1 pixel/101 pixels = 0 00990099009% x 500 miles 4 9504950495 313663 inches so that's the average size?