The world is an alright place sometimes. .. "American foundation FOR suicide"? The world is an alright place sometimes "American foundation FOR suicide"?
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#2 - ZeGerman
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(05/20/2013) [-]
"American foundation FOR suicide"?
#266 to #2 - largeheadphones
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(05/20/2013) [-]
You do know that that's not the name of the foundation, right? please tell me your just trollin.
#42 to #2 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
yeah, it's kinda a problem
#413 to #2 - anon
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(06/10/2013) [-]
it's actually called American Foundation for Suicide Prevention (AFSP)
so yeah
don't get butthurt
#414 to #413 - ZeGerman
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(06/11/2013) [-]
Thx for clearing that up.
#396 to #2 - angelusprimus
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(05/21/2013) [-]
also known as
American Eugenics Foundation.
#114 to #2 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Oi, sometimes you do need a lift 'till the bridge or the downtown so you find a skyscraper.
#395 to #2 - madkip
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(05/21/2013) [-]
#28 to #2 - roarflmao ONLINE
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Well maybe he wanted to kill himself because of the people who only exist because of warning labels?
#53 to #2 - metalmind
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(05/20/2013) [-]
#11 to #2 - yunablade
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Some people just need to be assisted.
#126 to #11 - arcticassassin
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(05/20/2013) [-]
"Uh, yeah, could you instruct me on the proper way to tie a noose? I keep sliding through."
#138 to #11 - ultimatebuffalo
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#143 to #138 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
u wot m8?
#12 to #2 - herpaderpasaur
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(05/20/2013) [-]
their motto
#200 to #12 - peptobismalk
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(05/20/2013) [-]
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#393 to #200 - biguglyface **User deleted account**
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#4 - lstimpact
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(05/20/2013) [-]
This has actually managed to improve my mood
This has actually managed to improve my mood
#174 to #4 - rossthomson
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Holy hell that guy is hot.
#275 to #174 - brettyoke
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(05/21/2013) [-]
And you sir, are a faggot.
#277 to #275 - rossthomson
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(05/21/2013) [-]
You can pretty much count on that.
You can pretty much count on that.
#177 to #174 - lstimpact
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(05/20/2013) [-]
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#22 - slikmonkey
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I thought his head was just stuck
#21 - suewingyu
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(05/20/2013) [-]
They couldn't think of a better name than "American Foundation for Suicide"   
Maybe "Suicide Prevention"   
MFW
They couldn't think of a better name than "American Foundation for Suicide"
Maybe "Suicide Prevention"
MFW
#366 to #21 - angryconklin
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(05/21/2013) [-]
what's the source on that gif? I've seen it before and it looks hilarious
#380 to #366 - suewingyu
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(05/21/2013) [-]
PokeAwesome - Just a Pokemon Battle
Perhaps my favorite Pokemon-related video of all time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHG-JO8gIGk
#382 to #380 - angryconklin
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(05/21/2013) [-]
thanks man I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF
#385 to #382 - suewingyu
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(05/21/2013) [-]
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#108 - tenthdivine
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(05/20/2013) [-]
#6 - electromuffin
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I never actually understood jumping off a bridge into water to kill yourself.
Wouldn't you just float back to the top?
#84 to #6 - jinkazama
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Drown?
#112 to #6 - thisisyourmission
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(05/20/2013) [-]
The survival rate for jumping off the Golden gate bridge is 0.01%
#9 to #6 - Thenewguygunther
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(05/20/2013) [-]
above a certain height, and depending on how you land in the water, an impact to water becomes equal to landing on solid cement

essentially if you jump off a 200+ foot bridge and hit the water with your body spread out, the impact would kill you
#10 to #6 - yunablade
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Eh... water has superficial tension, which means the faster you hit water, the harder its resistance is.

If you have ever belly flopped to a pool you know it hurts more than diving head or feet first.

Depending on the height from where you jump, you will die when hitting the water, just like if you where hitting concrete.
#81 to #10 - psugo
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(05/20/2013) [-]
but... but... Pocahontas...
#87 to #81 - yunablade
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Actually... even though its a cartoon, the height from where pocahontas jumps its believable that she would survive (if she dives in correctly).

Pearl divers now use scuba diving equipement, but on the old days (and in the case of poor communities still today) they used to jump from the highest possible cliffs close to an oister area with rocks tied to them to collect pearls.

That way they reach the bottom faster, reducing the time they have to hold their breath (having great care on the knife they will use to both open the oister and cut the ties to the rocks once they are done)

#206 to #87 - psugo
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(05/20/2013) [-]
why thank you wise man, that was actually pretty interesting.
#128 to #10 - bighairyfart
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Actually, you can jump into water from many, many stories up before it does any real damage. Yes belly flops hurt like hell, but the idea that water is like concrete from just a couple of stories up is completely false. However, if you are jumping into water from one of those bridges like that, chances are the currents are so strong you will lose control & won't be able to surface, thus you will drown. The height required for water to kill you from G-forces alone is ridiculously high.

Pic semi-related, only one I have for this situation.
#139 to #128 - yunablade
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(05/20/2013) [-]
They hit will be likely lethal unless you enter foot/head first and yeah, its more likely that you lose conciousness and drown than die from the impact directly.

However if you enter any other way, its very probable your back/neck will snap, leaving you paraplegic and/or dead, it does not require a really great fall to do some damage if you dont dive properly.
#148 to #139 - bighairyfart
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(05/20/2013) [-]
...I completely forgot about bones breaking. My mind was just thinking about it from a G-forces standpoint.
#105 to #10 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
*were
#103 to #10 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
however, it is possible to survive such a jump, if the skin of the water has been broken or of you take a special possition.
(: i have heard, i am not a reliable source, please show me how wrong i am
#104 to #103 - yunablade
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah correct, mentioned them below
#68 to #10 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
How would you have to jump to survive a fall like that? (Im just thinking about how they do it in all the movies)
#73 to #68 - yunablade
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Well, you try to enter the water using a figure with the less possible area, thats why divers enter the water head first, arms extended, so the arms help break the water surface tension first, and then the rest of the body follows in a less violent matter.

In nowaday movies most of those high falls to water are just computer generated, in older movies some of the falls to water used mannequins using the same clothing.

It has to be really high to be mortal, divers (specially those that perl havesters oisters) usually jump from very high altitudes but because they land in a smart way they dont suffer the damage they could if they landed incorrectly.
#90 to #73 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I think the word you were after was fatal, not mortal
#93 to #90 - yunablade
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah thanks. (non-native speaker)
#188 to #93 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
He's wrong, fatal and mortal can both work in this situation. They're synonyms.
#259 to #188 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
i am mortal fool.
#101 to #68 - genasi
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(05/20/2013) [-]
you can also go on youtube for "world record high dives", some people do this for fun/challenge.

They basically do a controlled flip or two to make sure to go in with their feet first as straight as possible. If you don't control your rotation by flipping you will most likely land at a very awkward angle from such heights - I can't even get it right from a 5 meter tower because I don't have the balls to do a flip
#45 to #10 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Not just water. It's the same reason meteors explode when they hit the atmosphere.
#27 - lemonpepsiking
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Anyone else see a resemblance between Berthia and Jamie Foxx (Django)?
#308 to #27 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
You're racist, thats clearly Kony you ******* ass
#325 to #27 - cockasian
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(05/21/2013) [-]
"I like the way you kill yourself, boy"
#33 to #27 - schwerdaddy
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Yes, they are both black. There is a resemblance indeed.
#75 - ghettograndpa
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Married with two kids


#242 - masterboll
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(05/20/2013) [-]
(what I saw...)
#189 - zaach
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(05/20/2013) [-]
That man should be arrested, damn pedophile. Married with not only one, but TWO kids...