We're Never Safe from A Woman's Wrath. . WHEN IS IT' OKAY' TC) ASK A 'WC) IF SHE IS PREGNANT? NO NO NO NO NO. MS Paint skills below average.
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We're Never Safe from A Woman's Wrath

WHEN IS IT' OKAY'
TC) ASK A 'WC) IF SHE IS PREGNANT?
NO NO NO NO NO
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Submitted: 05/19/2013
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User avatar #94 - deathcampforjewtie (05/20/2013) [-]
If she's holding the baby, still don't ask.
User avatar #84 - lasmamoe (05/20/2013) [-]
I had a friend who was so overweight, she went through 9 months of pregnancy and gave birth without a single one of her friends noticing anything.
User avatar #66 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
When you're wearing a bluetooth.
User avatar #71 to #66 - strangesir (05/20/2013) [-]
You missed the most important part.

How far away you have to be.
#61 - oliphan (05/20/2013) [-]
Made this a long while ago.
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#63 to #61 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#86 to #63 - shadowbreech (05/20/2013) [-]
stepping out of the usual age group are we
#60 - sirhyde (05/20/2013) [-]
Nope, Never a good Time
Nope, Never a good Time
User avatar #59 - zeniix (05/20/2013) [-]
i think it'll be really easy to tell when someone is pregnant, as the only fat thing will be their spherical belly, while someone who's just fat will have large legs, quadruple chin etc. Only thing that could make it difficult would be if the person was fat with a spherical belly
User avatar #91 to #59 - kinsanity (05/20/2013) [-]
Some women's bodies swell when they get pregnant. My sister is normally very fit, but when she got pregnant her whole body blew up. She lost the weight right after my niece was born, and the swelling went down.
User avatar #93 to #91 - zeniix (05/20/2013) [-]
looks like i'd offend your sis
User avatar #46 - dieterkaiser (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm at the point in my life where I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing on the train than see a fat girl sitting down crying.
#41 - macrohunter (05/20/2013) [-]
Is it okay if you ask her if she's swallowed a planet instead?
User avatar #45 to #41 - MrMouz (05/20/2013) [-]
who the **** is john hurt
#74 to #45 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
He's also the first person to be killed on screen by a xenomorph.
#48 to #45 - macrohunter (05/20/2013) [-]
Besides a tyrannical dictator who gets assassinated by his right hand man, who was hired by a burn victim? No idea.
User avatar #50 to #48 - MrMouz (05/20/2013) [-]
you know what I ******* meant.
#51 to #50 - macrohunter (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, then maybe you're thinking of the founder of the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, and adoptive father of the Antichrist?
#52 to #51 - MrMouz (05/20/2013) [-]
god damn it man i just dont understand
#53 to #52 - macrohunter (05/20/2013) [-]
Or maybe you're thinking of the master Wandmaker who supplied Harry potter with his first MAGIK STIK?!
User avatar #64 to #53 - BlueToaster (05/20/2013) [-]
Holy **** ! That was him, wasn't it? Damn....
#54 to #53 - MrMouz (05/20/2013) [-]
no the other one
#55 to #54 - macrohunter (05/20/2013) [-]
Ah, the close friend of Dr. Indiana Jones, who was driven mad by exposure to an alien psychic artifact?
#56 to #55 - MrMouz (05/20/2013) [-]
NAH MATE, THIS ONE
#57 to #56 - macrohunter (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, that.

Well yeah, that's obvious.
#58 to #57 - MrMouz (05/20/2013) [-]
what does it mean, i mean, matt's still alive
what does it mean, i mean, matt's still alive
User avatar #92 to #58 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Speculation is that he's Valeyard. A sort of personification of the doctor that's in between his 12th and 13th reincarnation according to the master in the old series. He was basically a massive douchbag that got in the doctors way at some point that he later found out might be his future self.
#37 - kaycie (05/20/2013) [-]
i was just thinking about this when i was working yesterday
i was just thinking about this when i was working yesterday
User avatar #36 - ScottP (05/20/2013) [-]
There was this girl at my school who was flipping out at the front office and cursing at the women who were working the desk. They asked her to calm down and she was like "I'm a senior, I'm pregnant, and I'm cranky, and I just want to go home."
#35 - praisetalos (05/20/2013) [-]
lol I'm pregnant and find this hilarious. I get those awkward stares of like " I know better to ask..... but..... "
User avatar #40 to #35 - thetattooedone (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm pregnant too and I haven't been able to do the "I'm not pregnant, what are you talking about?" thing yet. I look obviously pregnant so I am pretty sure it wouldn't work anyway.
User avatar #34 - Ottovan (05/20/2013) [-]
It's easy.

Ask her if she's pregnant.

If she say's "No" Just say, "Oh, Well Then I guess you're just fat."
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User avatar #65 to #22 - climatus (05/20/2013) [-]
"what baby?"
"huuaaaahhhaahhh"
User avatar #12 - beatmasterz (05/20/2013) [-]
I don't get how people could mistake a fat woman for a pregnant woman. The difference is obvious, different women have giant meaty arms and legs and a fat, greasy face with 5 chins. Pregnant women just have a larger belly.
User avatar #67 to #12 - meganinja (05/20/2013) [-]
not all women are fat all over. There's quite a few women that I know with large bellys, but are not fat in any other way.
User avatar #42 to #12 - thetattooedone (05/20/2013) [-]
I just looked fat for a bit. Now my belly is way more pronounced but for a while there, I just looked like I had a gut.
#39 to #12 - casinoer (05/20/2013) [-]
This one is not pregnant. She just ate a lot in a small period of time.
User avatar #16 to #12 - trollchildxy (05/20/2013) [-]
Pregnant fat woman. Where's your god now?
#11 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
When you see her holding her baby in her arms, only then may say, "Oh, you were pregnant?"
User avatar #13 to #11 - dzubelyudee (05/20/2013) [-]
Actually, the adoption process was extremely arduous!

*Breaks down into tears*
User avatar #10 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Clearly you have no idea how to talk to women. The correct thing to do is ask every woman you ever meet if she is pregnant,fat or not. Then you know whether or not she's prone to random mood swings. If she gets mad at you for asking she's obviously just on her period and is acting irrationally. On a completely unrelated note, every girl I have ever met has been on her period.
#23 to #10 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
My husband duz that/ your just wrong for living huh??
#1 - miscarriage (05/19/2013) [-]
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MS Paint skills below average.
#49 to #1 - qubot (05/20/2013) [-]
When did big foot have a baby!?
#38 to #1 - lazragoon (05/20/2013) [-]
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#28 to #1 - ajperry (05/20/2013) [-]
This plus your username.   
   
Perfect.
This plus your username.

Perfect.
User avatar #26 to #1 - zenagirl (05/20/2013) [-]
I just burped at the same time I laughed and I can't even omfg
#33 to #26 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
Go back to tumblr.
User avatar #24 to #1 - kyouko (05/20/2013) [-]
I suppose that's what happens when you get a miscarriage.
#21 to #1 - EdwardNigma (05/20/2013) [-]
Well, if the baby is out and on the floor, she isn't pregnant anymore...
#62 to #21 - SgtBaha (05/20/2013) [-]
He's right.
He's right.
#20 to #1 - ReignFox ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
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#19 to #1 - ianus (05/20/2013) [-]
hell yeah ^^
hell yeah ^^
#43 to #19 - ironsoul ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
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#17 to #1 - carlfroch (05/20/2013) [-]
laughed so hard I died... then the memory of this glorious Paint job brought me to life   
   
Thank you for this hehe!
laughed so hard I died... then the memory of this glorious Paint job brought me to life

Thank you for this hehe!
#15 to #1 - fishinyourface ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
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#75 to #14 - miscarriage (05/20/2013) [-]
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tropfly pls
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#77 to #76 - miscarriage (05/20/2013) [-]
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omg don steel my maskot
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#79 to #78 - miscarriage (05/20/2013) [-]
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no I love you
#83 to #79 - sparkytwl (05/20/2013) [-]
I just got back from buying twilight princess
#89 to #83 - miscarriage (05/20/2013) [-]
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Sweet.

It's easily my favorite Zelda game.

It's under rated imo
User avatar #96 to #89 - sparkytwl (05/20/2013) [-]
Ya same my old disk Broke when my tv fell and I finally got around to getting a new one
User avatar #97 to #96 - miscarriage (05/20/2013) [-]
My friend hasn't given mine back ;-;
User avatar #98 to #97 - sparkytwl (05/20/2013) [-]
That sucks
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#7 to #1 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - sparkytwl (05/20/2013) [-]
mfw username
#4 to #2 - dragonpaint (05/20/2013) [-]
mfw mfw username
#18 to #4 - walnoot (05/20/2013) [-]
mfw mfw mfw username
#27 to #18 - turjake (05/20/2013) [-]
I love how taking this one step further suddenly made it funny again
#68 to #27 - sweateagle (05/20/2013) [-]
I think it's funny because of the squinty eyes and the dark-blue name 'n 						****					.   
   
   
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I think it's funny because of the squinty eyes and the dark-blue name 'n **** .


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#6 to #4 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
HEY! Stop downvoting this guy, he was way more funnier than skarkytwl . STOP thumbing him down and thumb up!
#44 to #6 - ironsoul ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #6 - ajperry (05/20/2013) [-]
Found the logged out user.
User avatar #9 to #6 - chrisruler (05/20/2013) [-]
>downvote
User avatar #8 to #6 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Don't you ever ******* tell me what to do phagget.

I'll fukin rek u m8.
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