We're Never Safe from A Woman's Wrath. . WHEN IS IT' OKAY' TC) ASK A 'WC) IF SHE IS PREGNANT? NO NO NO NO NO. MS Paint skills below average.
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#1 - miscarriage (05/19/2013) [+] (45 replies)
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User avatar #12 - beatmasterz (05/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get how people could mistake a fat woman for a pregnant woman. The difference is obvious, different women have giant meaty arms and legs and a fat, greasy face with 5 chins. Pregnant women just have a larger belly.
User avatar #16 to #12 - trollchildxy (05/20/2013) [-]
Pregnant fat woman. Where's your god now?
User avatar #10 - tinglyturtletaint (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Clearly you have no idea how to talk to women. The correct thing to do is ask every woman you ever meet if she is pregnant,fat or not. Then you know whether or not she's prone to random mood swings. If she gets mad at you for asking she's obviously just on her period and is acting irrationally. On a completely unrelated note, every girl I have ever met has been on her period.
#11 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When you see her holding her baby in her arms, only then may say, "Oh, you were pregnant?"
User avatar #13 to #11 - dzubelyudee (05/20/2013) [-]
Actually, the adoption process was extremely arduous!

*Breaks down into tears*
#61 - oliphan (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Made this a long while ago.
#41 - macrohunter (05/20/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Is it okay if you ask her if she's swallowed a planet instead?
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User avatar #34 - Ottovan (05/20/2013) [-]
It's easy.

Ask her if she's pregnant.

If she say's "No" Just say, "Oh, Well Then I guess you're just fat."
User avatar #46 - dieterkaiser (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm at the point in my life where I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing on the train than see a fat girl sitting down crying.
#35 - praisetalos ONLINE (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lol I'm pregnant and find this hilarious. I get those awkward stares of like " I know better to ask..... but..... "
User avatar #40 to #35 - thetattooedone (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm pregnant too and I haven't been able to do the "I'm not pregnant, what are you talking about?" thing yet. I look obviously pregnant so I am pretty sure it wouldn't work anyway.
User avatar #59 - zeniix (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i think it'll be really easy to tell when someone is pregnant, as the only fat thing will be their spherical belly, while someone who's just fat will have large legs, quadruple chin etc. Only thing that could make it difficult would be if the person was fat with a spherical belly
User avatar #94 - deathcampforjewtie (05/20/2013) [-]
If she's holding the baby, still don't ask.
User avatar #84 - lasmamoe (05/20/2013) [-]
I had a friend who was so overweight, she went through 9 months of pregnancy and gave birth without a single one of her friends noticing anything.
User avatar #66 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When you're wearing a bluetooth.
#60 - sirhyde (05/20/2013) [-]
Nope, Never a good Time
Nope, Never a good Time
#37 - kaycie (05/20/2013) [-]
i was just thinking about this when i was working yesterday
i was just thinking about this when i was working yesterday
User avatar #36 - ScottP (05/20/2013) [-]
There was this girl at my school who was flipping out at the front office and cursing at the women who were working the desk. They asked her to calm down and she was like "I'm a senior, I'm pregnant, and I'm cranky, and I just want to go home."
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