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#8 - Lambda
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(05/20/2013) [-]
When I'm really really old, I'm just going to tell my grandkids about epic historical events that didn't happen. Before they're old enough to have gone to school and taken a history class, so they believe everything I say for a couple years before they realize I'm full of ****.
Like, I'll tell them about the time the Daleks invaded Earth, or how most of the world ended in 2012, or the war with the alien Buggers, those times the Transformers and those two Norse gods came to earth, and that one time we blew up a giant meteor headed for Earth.
#95 to #8 - nooblesdooble
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that exactly what many of our grandparents do anyway, which we secretly hate them for?
#20 to #8 - spokenwun
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#17 to #8 - CrowbarNinja
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Why did you guys have to make the tram take so long?
#10 to #8 - xladeterinas
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, but you have to remind them of the child soldier who was conned into playing an old simulation machine that seemed to have the first example of adaptive AI only to have the cruelty of reality brought into light as our military commanders revealed to him that his dirty third self had actually just murdered off an entire non-hostile race that we were only afraid of because we threatened them inadvertently the first time we met them.
#29 to #10 - Jowi
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(05/20/2013) [-]
what film is that from?
#144 to #29 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
From a book called Ender's Game. By Orson Scott Card. One of my all-time favorite authors, god, he's amazing. They're making it into a movie, so...
#167 to #144 - xladeterinas
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Dear sweet god I hope they don't ruin it with the adaptation into film...
#25 to #10 - brndnrsl
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Do you think the movie is gonna be good? Screw it i'm gonna watch it anyway