only 1990s kids will understand. As well as anyone born before 2000. goldeneye : ous: use: when I' m old, kids will think I' m so ancient because it' s like Hal
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only 1990s kids will understand

only 1990s kids will understand. As well as anyone born before 2000. goldeneye : ous: use: when I' m old, kids will think I' m so ancient because it' s like Hal

As well as anyone born before 2000

goldeneye :
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use:
when I' m old, kids will think I' m so ancient because it' s like
Haly **** you were born in the nineteen hundreds'
We' ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with "I"
Saurce: hungarian
at ct I
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they' ll just
create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thaughts
Saurce:
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User avatar #1 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
what about the year 10,000?
User avatar #100 to #1 - drhoffable (05/20/2013) [-]
watch we evolve back into dinosaurs
#111 to #1 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
Now it's been 10,000 years, man has cried a billion tears...
User avatar #45 to #1 - crazyhindu (05/20/2013) [-]
The last kids born in a year starting with 1 for the next 8,000 years.
User avatar #3 to #1 - hanabro (05/20/2013) [-]
It's possible there won't even be people around at that point, especially given our current track record.
#16 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
I have a Disneyland pass from 8/20/07. If I live long enough, I want to see if they'll let me back in.
User avatar #31 to #16 - thedudeistheman (05/20/2013) [-]
That would imply you'd live to at least the year 2107. Even if you were born 8/19/07 (which you weren't), you'd have to live to be 100 years old.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Rockaman (05/20/2013) [-]
Quite the possibility with the rate of medical advances over the next few decades.
User avatar #34 to #32 - thedudeistheman (05/20/2013) [-]
Then the next problem would be: being 100 years old, what would you want to do at Disneyland? You wouldn't be able to move much.
User avatar #132 to #34 - hektoroftroy (05/20/2013) [-]
die on the tower of terror and make that **** really haunted
User avatar #162 to #132 - thedudeistheman (05/20/2013) [-]
That is an excellent idea. I would fund transportation from the nursing home.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Rockaman (05/20/2013) [-]
If we live to over 100, i'd doubt we'll be like the 100 year olds today. Baring in mind that 100 years ago, the average 40 year old would have probably looked like the average 60-70 year old today due to overworking in harsh conditions and bad living conditions due to smog and poor diet, the average 100 year old in 100 years time may look more like a 60 year old.
User avatar #164 to #35 - thedudeistheman (05/20/2013) [-]
Valid point. When the time comes that this is possible, I will contact you. Farewell.
User avatar #62 to #16 - fosforgasxiii (05/20/2013) [-]
Implying that in 2107 people still use something ancient as a pass. By then they probably scan your eyeballs or your bodychip or whatever to let you in.
#80 - drewbridge (05/20/2013) [-]
IN THE YEAARR 2525
IN THE YEAARR 2525
User avatar #116 to #80 - pulluspardus (05/20/2013) [-]
check out this cover, its awesome

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-lXXQ4LYbc
User avatar #117 to #80 - firehippie ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
all the stuff in the song could be really realistic if you think about it. it's crazy
User avatar #110 to #80 - pippysfleas (05/20/2013) [-]
........if man is still alive
User avatar #2 - Crusader (05/19/2013) [-]
Year 10 000
100 000
1 000 000
10 000 000

Although at that point we will use eras, and most likely each planet will use a different dating system.
#30 to #2 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
It's calculated that we won't reach outside our own solar system before at least 19 000 years.
So we're pretty good to go.
User avatar #104 to #30 - Crusader (05/20/2013) [-]
So, the calendar on Mars may be different than our own due to different day lengths, and different year lengths.
#81 to #2 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
Or mankind will become extinct
User avatar #12 to #2 - captchakid (05/20/2013) [-]
Humans are estimated to die out within 5000 years. Don't ask for a source, I don't remember it. Something about sentient species dying off really fast because of what we accomplish.
User avatar #126 to #12 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
I know how stupid humans are (that includes you and me), but we do move forward, however slowly. We dying out within 5000 years is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
#18 to #12 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
Human faces a 90% extinction in 50 years. If we can survive that barrier, we can survive 5000 years or whatever. Until the sun goes into giant red, probably.
User avatar #125 to #18 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
How
User avatar #74 to #12 - iaredumb (05/20/2013) [-]
unless we move up to a class 1 civilization (able to use the full amount our planet gives us...check out michio kaku on the subject)
User avatar #6 to #2 - ningyoaijin (05/20/2013) [-]
Do you really think people will continue using the Christian calendar for that long? I give us 1,000 years tops to come up with a more efficient calendar.
#7 to #6 - comanderspy (05/20/2013) [-]
idki think its pretty efficient, and it might be nearly imposible to change it into something else, look at the US, they tried to change into metric in the 80's and look at us now, still using the retarded imperial system, its too hard to change a multitude of people.
idki think its pretty efficient, and it might be nearly imposible to change it into something else, look at the US, they tried to change into metric in the 80's and look at us now, still using the retarded imperial system, its too hard to change a multitude of people.
#48 to #7 - thefifthgiraki (05/20/2013) [-]
That's a pretty bad example, though, since nearly the entire rest of the world has changed to metric, most of us from something more "traditional" but less consistant. Hardly anyöne here knows the old Swedish system beyond "xyz thumbs/inches is a large/small television".
User avatar #5 to #2 - pacoseago (05/20/2013) [-]
And we'll all be dead from North Korea's imminent threat.
User avatar #8 - Lambda ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
When I'm really really old, I'm just going to tell my grandkids about epic historical events that didn't happen. Before they're old enough to have gone to school and taken a history class, so they believe everything I say for a couple years before they realize I'm full of **** .
Like, I'll tell them about the time the Daleks invaded Earth, or how most of the world ended in 2012, or the war with the alien Buggers, those times the Transformers and those two Norse gods came to earth, and that one time we blew up a giant meteor headed for Earth.
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User avatar #95 to #8 - nooblesdooble (05/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that exactly what many of our grandparents do anyway, which we secretly hate them for?
User avatar #17 to #8 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Why did you guys have to make the tram take so long?
User avatar #10 to #8 - xladeterinas (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, but you have to remind them of the child soldier who was conned into playing an old simulation machine that seemed to have the first example of adaptive AI only to have the cruelty of reality brought into light as our military commanders revealed to him that his dirty third self had actually just murdered off an entire non-hostile race that we were only afraid of because we threatened them inadvertently the first time we met them.
#29 to #10 - Jowi (05/20/2013) [-]
what film is that from?
#144 to #29 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
From a book called Ender's Game. By Orson Scott Card. One of my all-time favorite authors, god, he's amazing. They're making it into a movie, so...
User avatar #167 to #144 - xladeterinas (05/20/2013) [-]
Dear sweet god I hope they don't ruin it with the adaptation into film...
#25 to #10 - brndnrsl (05/20/2013) [-]
Do you think the movie is gonna be good? Screw it i'm gonna watch it anyway
#43 - IcRetoast (05/20/2013) [-]
**IcRetoast rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at That comment ** <-- I was born when this was still aroud
User avatar #105 to #43 - luckass (05/20/2013) [-]
THIS.SHOW.WAS.AWESOME.! <3
User avatar #108 to #43 - soarinxdashie (05/20/2013) [-]
... WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SHOW
#72 to #43 - jonnyfunk (05/20/2013) [-]
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**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #1934996 at Friendly ** ikr?
User avatar #51 to #43 - thegamerslife (05/20/2013) [-]
You mean that show where they pit robots against each other in an arena, like a robotic cock fight?! I loved that **** !!
#33 - grimmapple (05/20/2013) [-]
2013 isn't really a relevant number, if you think about it. The human race is about 200,000 years old, the planet is at around 4.54 billion years, and the universe is at 13.77 billion years. Our measure of time isn't really reflecting the amount of years that out race or our universe or anything has actually existed. So by one method of representing time 1990s kids are the last to be born in a very long time in a year starting with 1, but what if we change our year system to reflect something new? Or if we just start our counter over? It doesn't really mean anything, then.
2013 isn't really a relevant number, if you think about it. The human race is about 200,000 years old, the planet is at around 4.54 billion years, and the universe is at 13.77 billion years. Our measure of time isn't really reflecting the amount of years that out race or our universe or anything has actually existed. So by one method of representing time 1990s kids are the last to be born in a very long time in a year starting with 1, but what if we change our year system to reflect something new? Or if we just start our counter over? It doesn't really mean anything, then.
User avatar #85 to #33 - caesarslegion (05/20/2013) [-]
Humans have had one of the smallest existence times on Earth, as you said; only 200,000 years. Yet in that time we changed more than EVERY other species on Earth could in the 4.5 billion years the Earth has existed.

Be proud to be human.
#89 to #33 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
The first humans actually first appeared about 2 million years ago.

And the influenza virus has actually changed (evolved) the most in recent years..
#121 to #33 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
if we started the counter over idk i would feel really depressed like we weren't going anywhere i just have this thing when things aren't moving forward, sometimes i'll take 2 steps back just to torture myself
User avatar #141 to #33 - rplix (05/20/2013) [-]
Our time is record from when Jeebus died.
User avatar #37 to #33 - sketchE (05/20/2013) [-]
or we ust wait another 8 thousand years
User avatar #165 to #37 - grimmapple (05/20/2013) [-]
I think statistically it's about 9,000 years before we go extinct, assuming we don't fall to nuclear war before then, or an asteroid hits us, or anything like that.
User avatar #166 to #165 - grimmapple (05/20/2013) [-]
But close enough, yeah.
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#122 to #114 - arrowinurbutt (05/20/2013) [-]
Here, now your roll has a bit more relevance.
User avatar #115 - SilentRaver (05/20/2013) [-]
In just 7 years, we'll technically be living in "the 20's" again.
User avatar #88 - Harkonnen (05/20/2013) [-]
Imagine being born on December 31st, 1999 at 11:59 PM. Literally the last human born in the 1000's
#146 to #88 - lazragoon (05/20/2013) [-]
You forgot: 11:59:59 mofo, gotta be exact.
#151 to #146 - Harkonnen (05/20/2013) [-]
11:59:59:999:999:999:999...
#153 to #151 - lazragoon (05/20/2013) [-]
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Bitch do you even infinity?
User avatar #57 - happygrowman (05/20/2013) [-]
year 10000 will be without humans
animation is nothing without voice actors.
#63 to #57 - leotjynx (05/20/2013) [-]
As a voice actor I would love to agree with you, but they can already make singing voices, it's not a far stretch to make proper speaking voices.

Inb4 "Its hard to capture emotion and make it feel real" But let's be honest, a lot of voice actors and video actors cant do that either.
User avatar #70 to #63 - tenaciousjon (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, just look at Nicki Minaj.
User avatar #86 to #63 - viscerys (05/20/2013) [-]
Wait, did you say you're a voice actor?
User avatar #175 to #86 - leotjynx (05/22/2013) [-]
Not professionally, just for some sillier stuff on youtube.
#78 to #63 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
I'd like to point out that all the vocaloids have voice actors to provide the basic sounds.
User avatar #73 to #63 - critality (05/20/2013) [-]
and with the rate at which technologies increasing, I doubt a lack of emotion in the voices will be a problem for long
#102 - whenyoudieyoudie (05/20/2013) [-]
Uhh.. How Interesting
Uhh.. How Interesting
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User avatar #82 - bitchplzzz (05/20/2013) [-]
Well even though its a long shot, the world COULD reach 10,000 ... its already 4.5 billion years old, another 8 thousand is like 2 days for this *****
User avatar #119 to #82 - youngfearless (05/20/2013) [-]
I think what he's saying is that we might evolve to a point where we won't be humans, but a different species
#11 - dolphinwing (05/20/2013) [-]
And we won't need singers cuz vocaloids will actually sound like humans
User avatar #13 - GodofTV (05/20/2013) [-]
What about in 8,000 years? Then they'll start with a 1 again. Just like when I'm 113 I'll be a teenager again.
User avatar #67 to #13 - goodguygary (05/20/2013) [-]
those damn 113 year olds having sex! don't you know you're supposed to wait until you're 118?
#15 to #13 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
No, you wont be a teenager again.
User avatar #36 to #15 - psykobear (05/20/2013) [-]
It ends in -teen.
User avatar #23 to #13 - stijnverheye (05/20/2013) [-]
you will be dust ....again
#40 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
its like we'll be part of some exclusive club of good cartoons, funny comedians and pretty good singers,

i am glad to be part of that club
User avatar #41 to #40 - dambusta (05/20/2013) [-]
that was me sorry i forgot i wasnt logged in
#143 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
But.. What about when the Muslims have taken over the world, wouldn't we all use the Arab calendar? Then it would still be 1.. etc.
#133 - rollmania (05/20/2013) [-]
Future... LOL.

(PS: The Last Light is soooo good, go play it.)
User avatar #148 to #133 - strangesir (05/20/2013) [-]
I WILL, IT IS MY DUTY, MY LIFE GOAL TO BUY IT.

Walmart's being an OP though, haven't seen copies come up yet.
#150 to #148 - rollmania (05/20/2013) [-]
It's so good I had to re-play it as soon as I got to the end!

Artyom the Savior of Metro

And those tits in strip club..hehe..
User avatar #152 to #150 - strangesir (05/20/2013) [-]
I played Metro 2033 before, and Angry Joe's review of the game made me hype-er.
THE HYPEST.

Stereotypical Russian Accent Statement Cus I Feel Like It (SRASCIFLI): ARRTYOM, WEE NEED TOU GETTA-TO THE-STYAYSHIUN OF-UH POLIS-UH. FOLLO MEE CUMRYAYDE!

Huehue, tits.
#154 to #152 - rollmania (05/20/2013) [-]
Angry Joe summed it up pretty good. The Ranger DLC is ******** I agree. But the game is awesome even on easy.. It's pretty much like 2033, the atmosphere I mean. The story gets to another level. I always loved the game of shadow and light in this game - fascinating "detail" really..

FOR DA MUTHERLEND!

Huehuehue..
User avatar #155 to #154 - strangesir (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm a semi-casual (AKA I like to play on easy), so that's good.... *GAAAAAAAAAAASP* DUDE. DUDE. DUDE. DUOUOUOUOUOUDE. I JUST HAD AN IDEA.

METRO MULTIPLAYER.
Think about that for a minute.

Я Есмь РОССИЯ, очень мило и СЕКС (I AM RUSSIA, VERY CUTE AND SEX)

Huehuehuehuehue
#156 to #155 - rollmania (05/20/2013) [-]
Gotta explore all those scary-as-hell locations with buddies.. and then watch some amazingly animated boob movement... YES!
User avatar #157 to #156 - strangesir (05/20/2013) [-]
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHY HASN'T SOMEONE MADE THAT **** YET??
#158 to #157 - rollmania (05/20/2013) [-]
I guess 4A Games haven't got enough military grade ammo, comrade... they went bankrupt if I remember right. So now the franchise is owned by Koch media.
User avatar #159 to #158 - strangesir (05/20/2013) [-]
DAMN THOSE FASCISTS, HECKLER AND KOCH MEDIA WILL PAY FOR THIS!!
#160 to #159 - rollmania (05/20/2013) [-]
Better find Miller und Uhlman to help us kill these damn nazis!
User avatar #161 to #160 - strangesir (05/20/2013) [-]
And Kahn and Bori-... Oh, right... Yeah, just Kahn.
#123 - hansenthirtysix (05/20/2013) [-]
Year 10000?
User avatar #60 - colonoscopy (05/20/2013) [-]
Only 1900's kids will remember.
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