Best XXX Ever (Mom, don't read). What my 10 year old self imagined my 13 year old self to be like. is so Saul) look . I com: and do A sue" olle over “at couch W
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Best XXX Ever (Mom, don't read)

Best XXX Ever (Mom, don't read). What my 10 year old self imagined my 13 year old self to be like. is so Saul) look . I com: and do A sue" olle over “at couch W

What my 10 year old self imagined my 13 year old self to be like

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#76 - scooge (05/20/2013) [-]
This is all I saw when I first scrolled down, I thought this was the end of the story.
User avatar #125 to #76 - xCONGiEx (05/20/2013) [-]
best comment here
#33 - bloodmachine (05/20/2013) [-]
"She thinks that I'm cool so we make out with tongues. It's so awesome even though it's kinda gross but shes hot so it's not gross.
"She thinks that I'm cool so we make out with tongues. It's so awesome even though it's kinda gross but shes hot so it's not gross.
#230 to #33 - internist (05/20/2013) [-]
reminded me of this
User avatar #5 - dafatpenguin (05/19/2013) [-]
still better than 50 shades of grey
#233 to #5 - luquaz (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, you've read it then?
#4 - holeymoley (05/19/2013) [-]
i cum evertim.
User avatar #160 to #4 - Shadow Guardian (05/20/2013) [-]
whyisthisgivingmeaboner.jpg
User avatar #158 to #147 - killerliquid ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
You know you can fap to it.
#253 to #158 - John Cena (05/20/2013) [-]
you can Always fap to rugidibat
#75 - John Cena (05/20/2013) [-]
skateboard, tongue kiss, switchblade comb, play as mother ******* sonic, second base

Directed by Michael Bay
#136 to #75 - hektoroftroy (05/20/2013) [-]
here have this....
#157 to #75 - SilentRaver (05/20/2013) [-]
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
#217 to #26 - John Cena (05/20/2013) [-]
They now sell candles that smell like BACON, U KNOW, THE MORE U NO?WHO U DR NO$$
User avatar #9 - cristianpopescu (05/19/2013) [-]
Little innocent kid..doesn't know that boobs actually feel like bags of sand
#248 to #9 - slashendrix (05/20/2013) [-]
Answer me this right now. Are you a virgin?
User avatar #249 to #248 - cristianpopescu (05/20/2013) [-]
40 years old virgin, to be exact
#250 to #249 - slashendrix (05/20/2013) [-]
I was making a reference to the movie as well. The black guy (I don't remember his name) says it to Andy when he talks about the bag of sand.
User avatar #19 to #9 - stimtheone (05/20/2013) [-]
Somebody gave you the wrong implants. Yes, they might behave like bags of sand but much, much lighter. It's not wrong to say that they are like jello or pudding.
#97 to #19 - John Cena (05/20/2013) [-]
It's a 40 year old virgin reference
User avatar #22 to #9 - SpicerHyx (05/20/2013) [-]
Mine are more like those fancy pillows you see at department stores that are unnecessarily expensive but you'd love to sneak in at night and sleep in the giant pile of them
User avatar #91 to #22 - baryonyxer (05/20/2013) [-]
I think most people would rather use the boobs than the pillows...
User avatar #63 to #9 - srskate (05/20/2013) [-]
Can you tell me where you buy bags of sand?
#34 - Tvfreek (05/20/2013) [-]
Found this a while back.
#43 to #41 - Tvfreek (05/20/2013) [-]
It begains.
#61 to #45 - houseofbrick (05/20/2013) [-]
This is better than the content
User avatar #74 to #61 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/20/2013) [-]
Fuko. I miss you Fuko.
User avatar #234 to #61 - xehanortscrack (05/20/2013) [-]
thumb 'cause Fuko
#51 to #45 - nonnotitiapono (05/20/2013) [-]
i must read the rest of this story
i must read the rest of this story
User avatar #85 to #51 - Tvfreek (05/20/2013) [-]
Tis a mystery. The tale of Bro-edon is long forgotten.


There was no second part, sorry.
#98 to #45 - sliferzpwns ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Bro, do you even -ndyn
User avatar #56 to #45 - spoogeyboi (05/20/2013) [-]
Holy **** , my name is Brandon.
User avatar #80 to #56 - mitchellking (05/20/2013) [-]
Bro-ndon
#236 to #45 - John Cena (05/20/2013) [-]
I've laughed way harder than I should xD
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#152 to #41 - popkornking (05/20/2013) [-]
"Big Rack"
"Big Rack"
#7 - Take (05/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#220 to #7 - John Cena (05/20/2013) [-]
You do it left handed?
#58 - mondprinzessin (05/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#82 - hippymofuka (05/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #8 - reigndrac (05/19/2013) [-]
Is he standing on their tits on the cover?
#182 - Dodde (05/20/2013) [-]
He used "you're" correctly. My body is ready.
He used "you're" correctly. My body is ready.
#18 - vikingpizza (05/20/2013) [-]
Gotta love those Sonic fans
User avatar #31 to #18 - kotos (05/20/2013) [-]
your just mad because you haven't learnt how to fite!
User avatar #23 to #18 - grrphc (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh the autism reeking from this..
User avatar #30 to #23 - demandsgayversion (05/20/2013) [-]
I feel like nobody on the internet understands exactly what autism is.
+1
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User avatar #93 to #87 - TheTurnbull (05/20/2013) [-]
Then probably you and me are the only people who really know what it is
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#99 to #95 - TheTurnbull (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey man, that's great! Congratulations! I hope it works out great for you!
Hey man, that's great! Congratulations! I hope it works out great for you!
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#106 to #105 - TheTurnbull (05/20/2013) [-]
THE TAKE OVER IS COMPLETE
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User avatar #245 to #112 - TheTurnbull (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm an ex-brony, I really don't care
User avatar #57 to #18 - spoogeyboi (05/20/2013) [-]
peopel.....
User avatar #65 to #57 - vikingpizza (05/20/2013) [-]
Dude, your avatar...
User avatar #66 to #65 - spoogeyboi (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #67 to #66 - vikingpizza (05/20/2013) [-]
This is the second time this has happened to me, is all
#180 - radonboy (05/20/2013) [-]
I don't think you can get more ballin than this 			****		. Bitch is playing sanic. Wang Fire approves of the alpha male.
I don't think you can get more ballin than this **** . Bitch is playing sanic. Wang Fire approves of the alpha male.
User avatar #54 - horribleperson (05/20/2013) [-]
I hope to be this cool in 3 years...
#1 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
does anyone know where I can find the continuation of this?
Also, this kid right here, has better hand writing than me.
#189 to #1 - John Cena (05/20/2013) [-]
(probably because it was an older person pretending to be a kid)
User avatar #39 to #1 - maxismahname (05/20/2013) [-]
I'll try it out.
then she said "wow your a good boob toucher" and we started making out with tounges again. then I took off her pants and underwear and started kissing her private parts. then she touched my peepee and mohawk and said "wow your peepee and mowhawk are so cool and nice". then I started to do xxx with her and when I finished I started smoking very cool drugs and I shared with her and she said "I love you" and I said "I love you to" then we did more xxx
User avatar #42 to #39 - maxismahname (05/20/2013) [-]
then we played sonic while making out all day. also doing xxx was gross but she was hot so it wasnt gross
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