y haf u dun this. O.o. HIV FIRST ) tarry? in GEE! toftii this, i? my 331213 , HIE VII“ mum. ..But I came from the result of a C Section... yunonomyname You cant unthink some things
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#3 - alexdevlin (05/19/2013) [-]
..But I came from the result of a C Section...
#17 to #3 - thebw (05/19/2013) [-]
Casuals...
User avatar #50 to #3 - commandermunkee (05/20/2013) [-]
Consider yourself lucky. Then your mother doesn't constantly whine about how she pushed you out of her vag.
#44 to #3 - dcdt (05/20/2013) [-]
**** .

I was also a C-section.
User avatar #49 to #3 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (05/20/2013) [-]
Dos't thou not born of woman?!?!?!
User avatar #32 to #3 - nonanon (05/20/2013) [-]
So You can kill Macbeth?
#43 to #3 - TheSchwartz (05/20/2013) [-]
On the bright side, now you can kill Macbeth!
On the bright side, now you can kill Macbeth!
#18 to #3 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
I was too and my mother doesn't let me forget it.
I was too and my mother doesn't let me forget it.
User avatar #31 to #18 - greenstrongworld (05/20/2013) [-]
My mother doesn't let me forget either. She tears up my belly every night. :'(
#5 to #3 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
Then you were removed, not born.
User avatar #13 to #5 - josephwolfe (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, now All I can think of on my birthday is 'happy removal!'.


:c
User avatar #36 to #13 - tabarzins (05/20/2013) [-]
I kinda like the sound of that.
Maybe "Happy Extractionday"
User avatar #26 to #5 - graknab (05/20/2013) [-]
He's just like a cancerous tumor
#64 to #5 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
like a cancerous tumor
#28 - isaacbn (05/20/2013) [-]
>be 0
>mom is giving birth to me
>my dick touches her vagina
>never speak of it again
User avatar #60 to #28 - giguelingueling (05/20/2013) [-]
Dude that's nothing.

When my mom was giving birth to me, I fisted her with two hands.
+4
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#34 to #28 - Loradream (05/20/2013) [-]
Lol'd
Lol'd
#1 - snakefire (05/19/2013) [-]
Not what I expected.
User avatar #52 to #1 - hektoroftroy (05/20/2013) [-]
penis goes in, baby comes out
you can't explain that.
#2 to #1 - yunonomynameeh (05/19/2013) [-]
Well I hope not, if you're mom's vag is the first one you think of after reading the top portion -I've got some bad news for you.
#45 - cactusphalus (05/20/2013) [-]
At first I thought they were calling the cupcakes "vaginas"... took me a while
#46 to #45 - yunonomynameeh (05/20/2013) [-]
That's a fkn understatement...
User avatar #56 to #45 - Encule (05/20/2013) [-]
I thought the EXACT same thing... Idk if it's just because I'm high or what
#47 to #45 - yunonomynameeh (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry,  I clearly need to go eat a snickers....
I'm sorry, I clearly need to go eat a snickers....
User avatar #6 - kbvskoolaid (05/19/2013) [-]
i only found this funny because it is my birthday today ! Woot
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#33 to #6 - augustusxxiv (05/20/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday Comrade!
Happy Birthday Comrade!
#42 to #6 - picklepenis (05/20/2013) [-]
Happy birthday you faggot. Your a cancer to this world.
#58 to #6 - defacedcreeper (05/20/2013) [-]
happy Birthday, ******
User avatar #7 to #6 - takeoffthathat (05/19/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #8 to #6 - jellykuba (05/19/2013) [-]
Let us rejoice over yet another year of failed immortality attempts!
User avatar #9 to #6 - blaisexautopsy (05/19/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday Stranger!
User avatar #10 to #6 - Daemon Lord (05/19/2013) [-]
Happy vaginal expulsion day!
#11 to #6 - ForShizzleMyNizzle (05/19/2013) [-]
Happy birthday, friend.
Happy birthday, friend.
#41 to #6 - comanderspy (05/20/2013) [-]
****		 yo' birth day   
   
happy B-day bud
**** yo' birth day

happy B-day bud
#14 to #6 - jesuscf (05/19/2013) [-]
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#15 to #6 - jzpotter (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 - kaycie (05/20/2013) [-]
I thought it was addressing us girls at first.
"girls, we all remember..."
#22 - falcke (05/20/2013) [-]
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#4 - allnamesrtaken (05/19/2013) [-]
I kinda saw it coming
#19 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
They had to cut me out of my mother's stomach

even as a baby I thought it was too icky
#20 to #19 - yunonomynameeh (05/19/2013) [-]
That's a cute story, and now you celebrate the day you were removed like a cancerous tumor?

That's neat.
User avatar #23 to #20 - lolfire (05/20/2013) [-]
Well a fetus is basically a parasite...

Invade a host
Feed off the host
Grow inside the host
Explode out of the host and then try to infect a new host...
#25 to #23 - faithrider (05/20/2013) [-]
matrix ftw
User avatar #27 to #23 - doodogger (05/20/2013) [-]
The sperm never invaded. It was shot into the girl by the penis and the ova actually chooses which one is best. Sperm arent these masculine crusaders that go and take the ova.

#37 to #27 - hardongo (05/20/2013) [-]
that would be so awesome
User avatar #30 to #27 - lolfire (05/20/2013) [-]
It was basically a rush.
Fire your soldiers over the walls and one of them makes it to the castles and kills the king...
User avatar #63 to #30 - doodogger (05/20/2013) [-]
More like fire your retarded soldiers over the wall and then watch them run circles and **** until the king grabs the "best" one's sword and stabs himself with it.
User avatar #61 - urfunnyman (05/20/2013) [-]
(Laughing while reading).............................(Laughing while reading).....Laughing whi.........dafuq?!?!?
#54 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey OP, I've actually been in both our mothers...
#57 to #54 - yunonomynameeh (05/20/2013) [-]
I dispute the validity of this claim, on the grounds that you're clearly a faggot!.
User avatar #62 to #57 - sabcy (05/20/2013) [-]
Well, I was in your dad AND mom, so...
what now
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User avatar #53 - ilickrainbows (05/20/2013) [-]
Well isn't this a great way to end the day.
User avatar #16 - Aleafe (05/19/2013) [-]
My birthdays in two weeks but i have no idea what i want
User avatar #24 to #16 - meachummail (05/20/2013) [-]
I've got the same issue. What scares me though is what my family might get me if i dont think of something. Oh well ill find out on June 1st
User avatar #29 to #16 - sketchE (05/20/2013) [-]
big floppy donkey dick
#21 to #16 - collegedood (05/19/2013) [-]
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grow up and dont ask for anything. all i do is spend the evening with my family and get cards.
User avatar #51 to #21 - theturkeyburger (05/20/2013) [-]
grow up and dont ask for anything. all i do is spend the evening with my family and get cards. Ask for money
User avatar #12 - ComicBookGuy (05/19/2013) [-]
This is odd, today's my mom's birthday, although I haven't seen her in a while
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