If only this were true. dont look at me.. "If only this were true" Why? Are you really that desperate for sex?
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#338 - mrdrpage ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
This is nice. This is real nice.
User avatar #332 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
The reason why guys get "friendzoned" so often is because of how our brains work. Thanks to evolution, everyone is generally attracted to the same thing (with regards to sex). Girls go after "bad boys" because strong, *********** males had a higher chance of survival back when we were still living in caves over their relatively scrawny and nice brothers. The purpose of sex is, after all, to create offspring, and you want offspring that have the best chance of surviving.

However, outside of sex, girls prefer nice guys because, well, nobody wants to be friends with an ******* (and if there is someone who wants to be friends with ******** they're probably an ******* themselves).

That's where the friendzone comes in. Girls want to have friends who are nice, but don't necessarily feel sexually attracted to them.

Either way, I don't really give a **** . I'm perfectly happy to be by myself. Less distractions that way.
#329 - thatkiddonovan (05/20/2013) [-]
>"being a nice guy" only for what you might get out of it.

I have some bad news for you guys
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User avatar #328 to #323 - bronybox (05/20/2013) [-]
That's the point/
#321 - potatophucker (05/20/2013) [-]
"Hot giggity"
User avatar #316 - kiermatv (05/20/2013) [-]
WAIT
before you go down this rabbit hole, be warned
there is reading ahead
thou hast been warned
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#311 - IcRetoast (05/20/2013) [-]
MFW, laughing at the content on FJ.
MFW, laughing at the content on FJ.
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#298 - Macnub (05/20/2013) [-]
If you're only pretending to care about the person, you're not a nice guy that got friend zoned

You're a beta with no game. You have only yourself to blame.
User avatar #294 - roliga (05/20/2013) [-]
"omfg i just get friendzoned all da tiem "


It's because you're ugly. You're just really ugly.
#293 - harrytheheadcrab (05/20/2013) [-]
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If you are expecting to get laid just by being a nice guy you're doing it wrong.
#272 - baditch (05/20/2013) [-]
I hate to say this but If you expect something in return for being a nice guy...

you're not such a nice guy
User avatar #267 - responsibletim (05/20/2013) [-]
Lol, this is what most people think will happen.
User avatar #264 - rocksteady (05/20/2013) [-]
No, no, no, you got it all wrong. Ya gotta be a jerk. "Women love being treated like crap." -Stewie Griffin
User avatar #259 - Shenanigins ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
If you act friendly, you'll get put into the friendzone. Because you're friendly. And being friendly makes you friends.
User avatar #260 to #259 - Shenanigins ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm not saying be a dick, but don't just expect to be friendly and get a girlfriend. Flirt a bit.
#275 to #260 - responsibletim (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but the friendzone does not exist.
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#256 - tacoarecrazy (05/20/2013) [-]
Epic Skillz
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User avatar #246 - lightninghedgehog (05/20/2013) [-]
i too wish we lived in a world where the phrase "hot diggity" was used frequently
User avatar #229 - chuca (05/20/2013) [-]
im nicer to women than guys definitely, but not because i think i'll get something or even actually nice, but because i've been conditioned that way by being raised by mostly women, or at least that's my theory

it kinda sucks because i've been put in the situation where i have the chance to basically use a chick that i have no feelings for what so ever, and as a virgin who hasn't even kissed a girl it's very tempting but i just can't make myself do it
#223 - janagirlff (05/20/2013) [-]
I feel like this man explains why the whole 'nice guy' concept is problematic and retarded    
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rZu-tBi7DM
I feel like this man explains why the whole 'nice guy' concept is problematic and retarded
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rZu-tBi7DM
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