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#25 - ataeru (05/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"If only this were true"   
   
Why? Are you really that desperate for sex?
"If only this were true"

Why? Are you really that desperate for sex?
User avatar #20 - wardylocks (05/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This is a sarcastic Illustration.. Just because you're being 'nice' to a girl doesn't suddenly mean that you deserve sex.
#28 - hopskotch (05/19/2013) [+] (22 replies)
The biggest problem that men like OP have is that there is alpha-nice and beta-nice. Alpha nice is being nice just to be nice. Beta nice makes up roughly 70% of nice guys, who are only nice because they desire the attention of women.

Bitches I'm nice to you because I ******* feel like it. And that drives them crazy.
#56 - flingwing (05/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
being nice to a girl will make her want to be your friend, being funny and making a girl laugh will make her want to hang out with you, but being honest, confident, flirty and complementary will make her want to date you. and i dont mean complementary as in "hey i like your shirt" i mean complementary in a way that will make her blush. "that blouse really brings out your figure, you should show it off more often".

everyone should be nice to each other, not just people you wanna bang. hold the door open for strangers and tell your friends they have a nice butt
User avatar #43 - herpaderpasaur (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not nice to girls because I want them to have sex with me, I'm nice to girls because they're people and it's not realistic to expect every attractive woman I know to be interested in me
#47 - snodder (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Or you can just try being confident for a change. It really is better than being nice and then start to whine when you don't have the balls to tell a girl that you like her. Nice girls are ignored too, while the "hot" girls are attracting boys towards them just like in this gif. And i know tons of people write this in comments, but clearly it doesn't come through peoples' thick skulls. Semi-butthurt/						***************					 done   
   
TLDR; The girls you are friendzoned by are probably like in this gif, while nice girls are ignored, just like you "nice guys".
Or you can just try being confident for a change. It really is better than being nice and then start to whine when you don't have the balls to tell a girl that you like her. Nice girls are ignored too, while the "hot" girls are attracting boys towards them just like in this gif. And i know tons of people write this in comments, but clearly it doesn't come through peoples' thick skulls. Semi-butthurt/ *************** done

TLDR; The girls you are friendzoned by are probably like in this gif, while nice girls are ignored, just like you "nice guys".
User avatar #14 - TheFreak (05/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Guys, I am going to tell you something now that will make your lives much less complicated. If you want a romantic relationship with a girl, you must make this clear to her within the first week. Seven days is more than enough time for a girl to decide whether or not you are sexually compatible with her, at least enough to risk dating. If she is already in a relationship (and by the way, you should try to find this out early as possible) don't even bother. It's not fair to her, you, or her boyfriend.
#22 - minthe (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You are really not a nice guy if you think you deserve something from being nice to a girl. You may act nice, but really you are nothing but an ass.
You are really not a nice guy if you think you deserve something from being nice to a girl. You may act nice, but really you are nothing but an ass.
User avatar #148 - vanoreo (05/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
but sex isn't what I want

I want cuddles and a loving personality

call me a fag, but that's more worthwhile
#102 - weenieandthebutt (05/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one around here who's nice to everyone regardless of gender or level of attractiveness?
Sure, I may go that slight extra mile for a girl I like or even a hot girl but I'm not going to be this lecherous manipulative bastard where I'd get her to become obliged to sex. If she likes me, awesome! If she doesn't, friendship's always cool.
#59 - helenwheels (05/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Try this, instead of being so desperate all the time, just be you. There are a countless amount of different people the world who all like different things and there are countless who would want you. And countless more who wont. Just be you and keep trying.
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#87 - augustusxxiv (05/20/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Yeah, in all honesty it's literally all about confidence. Sure, looks matter to a degree, but as long as you don't look like a monkey you're good to go. Just up to late January I had never received even my first kiss (I'm 16 and a junior), and then I had come to the realization that it was all about confidence, and now 4 months later I've gotten with 6 girls. So really it's all about willing to go after the girl, and recognizing opportunities when you see them.
Yeah, in all honesty it's literally all about confidence. Sure, looks matter to a degree, but as long as you don't look like a monkey you're good to go. Just up to late January I had never received even my first kiss (I'm 16 and a junior), and then I had come to the realization that it was all about confidence, and now 4 months later I've gotten with 6 girls. So really it's all about willing to go after the girl, and recognizing opportunities when you see them.
#90 to #87 - kommandantvideo (05/20/2013) [-]
What if you are an extremely photogenic monkey?
User avatar #79 - delphine (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
See, I've learned: It's the guys who are convinced they are good guys that you have to watch out for. No guy sees himself as an asshole or a douche bag. Just acting nice because you want a girl to notice you, or if they are nice the woman somehow owes them sex...that's not being nice. That's being manipulative.

It's the guys who are aware of their natural tendency to objectify women, and are honest about it, and earnestly try to overcome that tendency to treat women honorably... those are the guys who earn my respect.
#166 - theseventhalias ONLINE (05/20/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I hate fake nice guys..they make guys who are actually nice look bad..
#162 - bariummanisback (05/20/2013) [-]
If you expect something in return for being a nice guy, you're not a nice guy
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User avatar #246 - lightninghedgehog (05/20/2013) [-]
i too wish we lived in a world where the phrase "hot diggity" was used frequently
User avatar #21 - musicalninja (05/19/2013) [-]
To be honest I can't stand "nice guy's" or guys that are only nice to a person because they want something.
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