Only letters, numbers and basic punctuat. tumblr .. Leave it in a bag of dry rice over night. It'll attract Asians who will fix it for you. Only letters numbers and basic punctuat tumblr Leave it in a bag of dry rice over night It'll attract Asians who will fix for you
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#3 - ningyoaijin
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Leave it in a bag of dry rice over night. It'll attract Asians who will fix it for you.
#9 to #3 - europe
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Damn you... sir..
#20 to #3 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account**
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#73 to #3 - freespeech
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#125 to #3 - jellyphish
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(05/21/2013) [-]
9fag is stealing your jokes :
#104 to #3 - confusedasian
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I can confirm this ritual for contacting us.
I can confirm this ritual for contacting us.
#37 to #3 - thedeadlypajamas
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(05/19/2013) [-]
ThatsnotwhatIexpected.jpg
#122 to #3 - SILENCEnight
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(05/20/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at More from mr CK ** im asian and i approve
#4 to #3 - sanguinesolitude
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(05/19/2013) [-]
leave it in a bag of ice, shake well, strain into cocktail glass. Martiniphone
#5 to #3 - beefkakes ONLINE
Reply +33
(05/19/2013) [-]
you mean this?
#11 to #5 - crazycowhimself
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(05/19/2013) [-]
lol "asians"
#22 to #11 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account**
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#40 to #22 - Blarge **User deleted account**
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(05/19/2013) [-]
actually it would be 'asians' becase wheny you quote a quote you use an apostrophe
#92 to #40 - srskate
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(05/20/2013) [-]
yeah but you need the big quotes too "'asians'"
#32 to #22 - suiker
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I stand corrected, I initially misunderstood
#31 to #22 - suiker
Reply 0
(05/19/2013) [-]
that's now how punctuation works though
#1 - Zaxplab
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Who does everyone on Tumblr have such a bad problem with run-on sentences?
#69 to #1 - pwoneill
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(05/20/2013) [-]
"Who does everyone"
Question someone's grammar, while using bad grammar....
#85 to #69 - hektoroftroy
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(05/20/2013) [-]
but that isn't grammar that was syntax
#2 to #1 - snakefire
Reply +46
(05/19/2013) [-]
You have to pay to use punctuation on tumblr. But you get a discount if half of your sentence is in all capital letters.
#51 to #2 - goodguygary
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(05/20/2013) [-]
i think i love this comment
i think i love this comment
#59 to #51 - snakefire
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I try my best.
#7 - inevitabledeath
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#47 to #7 - rimalus
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I respect you sir, you go down with your post.
But as part of the FJ hivemind I'm legally obligated to thumb you down and call you mean names. I hope you understand.

"HURR DURR unfunny fukin fagot. I'm gonna take your mom on a nice romantic seafood dinner and never call her again!!!"
#28 to #7 - whydoniggers
Reply +11
(05/19/2013) [-]
lets thumb this ****** down for no reason!!
#41 to #28 - originalanonymous
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(05/20/2013) [-]
We have a reason it's not very good though.
#56 to #41 - whydoniggers
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(05/20/2013) [-]
well then, lets thumb him down for a slightly reasonable reason!!
#8 to #7 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
Reply +70
(05/19/2013) [-]
No hashtags.
#70 to #8 - dapianoman
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(05/20/2013) [-]



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#10 to #8 - inevitabledeath
Reply -43
(05/19/2013) [-]
too bad
#12 to #10 - blbrian
Reply +19
(05/19/2013) [-]
Man, you are badass
#13 to #12 - inevitabledeath
Reply -30
(05/19/2013) [-]
you know it
#14 to #13 - blbrian
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I.. I expected to get caps locked at
#15 to #14 - inevitabledeath
Reply -32
(05/19/2013) [-]
that's the way I roll...
#18 to #15 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
redthumbsmeansstopposting.jpg
#44 to #18 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
#redthumbsmeansstopposting
#45 to #44 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I refer you to comment #8
#127 to #45 - inevitabledeath
Reply 0
(05/22/2013) [-]
you all lose
#128 to #127 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/23/2013) [-]
you got raped hahhahaha
#33 to #15 - onionbubs
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(05/19/2013) [-]
**onionbubs rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at Fat people ** this is the way I roll
#63 to #33 - falconxmard
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(05/20/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #2125285 at Friendly **
the way I roll
#30 to #15 - icecreamonnips
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 to #15 - rokkarokkaali
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(05/20/2013) [-]
You got banned on a one month old account. Good going.
#48 to #43 - goodguygary
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(05/20/2013) [-]
i remember a blue name posted porn not too long ago, good times.
#49 to #48 - goodguygary
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(05/20/2013) [-]
posted porn and got b&
#36 to #10 - iloveyourass
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(05/19/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
#21 - Thevaultboy
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I expected "Siri, I dropped you in the toilet" to be a pun.
#23 to #21 - droktoberfest
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Siriously?
#24 to #23 - Thevaultboy
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(05/19/2013) [-]
This better not bring on a Siries of bad puns.
#105 to #24 - thirsteternum
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(05/20/2013) [-]
well, at least siri died in a flash... wait...
#35 to #24 - reginleaf
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Siri was phone'd dead.

There doesn't seem to be too many.
#29 to #24 - icecreamonnips
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(05/19/2013) [-]
are you Sirious?
#19 - breakfastlunch
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#79 - majortomcomics
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Why does she remind me of GLaDOS?
#82 to #79 - Byte ONLINE
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#83 to #82 - majortomcomics
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(05/20/2013) [-]
SiRI.
#86 to #83 - Byte ONLINE
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(05/20/2013) [-]
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#89 to #86 - majortomcomics
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#25 - dragonpaint
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(05/19/2013) [-]
******* Siri
#80 - Byte ONLINE
Reply +8
(05/20/2013) [-]
She fulfilled her "duty", and was brought to an end by a toilet.
She fulfilled her "duty", and was brought to an end by a toilet.
#75 - whitprather
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Mfw "thats a lot" was last thing siri ever said
#54 - frankiemm
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I feel really dumb because I don't get it. Can someone please explain?
#58 to #54 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
Reply +6
(05/20/2013) [-]
Look... I'll be honest... I didn't expect this to get to front Page.

I didn't even think it was funny to be honest. So I don't know why its here.
#60 to #58 - frankiemm
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(05/20/2013) [-]
So....there is no joke?
#61 to #60 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
Reply 0
(05/20/2013) [-]
I think the joke is the "More dramatic than Romeo and Juliet".... but I don't really see the funny in it...