pick one only one.. I would become a companion.. Fight with tht: Became a Jedi. Play , Ave we re- Became an Travel at Warp Speed. JUST CHOOSE C) Jump the Starga doctor who
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#32 - thechosentroll (05/19/2013) [-]
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Stay a human, go home and masturbate.
User avatar #38 to #32 - tenthdoctorrocks (05/19/2013) [-]
OR
Become a companion and go to a time and place where there's tons of porn and where no one will disturb you, fap as much as you like, days, weeks,months... and go home in time for dinner.
#45 - pidgeon (05/19/2013) [-]
A companion? What do you do, fetch the mead?
A companion? What do you do, fetch the mead?
#47 to #45 - bannedfartoooften (05/19/2013) [-]
No, you travel through time and space helping a thousand year old alien kick alien ass.
No, you travel through time and space helping a thousand year old alien kick alien ass.
#50 to #47 - themightydarwin (05/19/2013) [-]
Just to be dumped a few adventures later or possibly die
User avatar #52 to #50 - bannedfartoooften (05/19/2013) [-]
Whatever.
I would give anything to see an alien planet.
User avatar #60 to #52 - dwraith (05/19/2013) [-]
And what do you think Jedi do? Only they do it with bitchin' Force powers.
User avatar #61 to #60 - bannedfartoooften (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's the Doctor.
You can't compete with the Doctor.
#49 to #45 - xxbutthurtxx (05/19/2013) [-]
you so cheesy m8
you so cheesy m8
#30 - iwantfun (05/19/2013) [-]
Wheres the "Become a Pokémon trainer" option?
#17 - neighsayer (05/19/2013) [-]
to those picking jedi. dont fool yourselves. you know you would end up joining the sith.
User avatar #34 to #17 - finni (05/19/2013) [-]
I'd thought it be cool to learn the darkside of the force's powers but use them for good
#113 to #17 - telamatoes (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, there are some Sith that just go around helping people. Not all are evil.
#99 - shigiddy (05/20/2013) [-]
Let's assume that all the universes presented follow their respective rules. In order to join the first three, I'd have to have extraordinary fighting abilities, Talent with the Force, or be a wizard. Since None of these apply to me, then we can exclude the top three.

Thus, we are left with companion, stargate, and warp speed. TARDIS can travel anywhere, to any point in the space/time continuum. Stargates can oly travel to their connecting gate (not spun up on stargate lore, correct me if this is wrong) and warp speed only allows me to travel across space, and then it will take time to reach a destination. Thus, my choice falls to be a companion, since it is the choice that grants me the most options, given the scope of my abilities.
User avatar #101 to #99 - winalot (05/20/2013) [-]
theres hawk eye and black widow and to be honest they're pretty suck. I like harry potter as much as the next guy but their powers are a bit 'meh' to me, i'd have to roll with jedi
#105 to #101 - electro (05/20/2013) [-]
BOOM - WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT: GANDALF OR DUMBLEDORE
User avatar #106 to #105 - winalot (05/20/2013) [-]
gandalf barely uses magic to my knowledge, im going with Big D.
#109 to #106 - electro (05/20/2013) [-]
i agree. Sounds like you dont know much about the two characters, but my friends and I often have heated arguments about it. We all like Gandalf better, and he is most likely far more powerful, but then Dumbledore's spells just kinda trump anything Gandalf could throw at him. So.. yeahh...
User avatar #110 to #109 - winalot (05/20/2013) [-]
haha i honestly don't know much about either of them, but gandalf kinda seems to use a sword alot even if he is cooler i think dumbledoor has the wise old wizard feel to him
User avatar #102 to #99 - irishwolven (05/20/2013) [-]
I'd have to agree, but with being a companion your time will eventually come to an end and you'd be replaced. Personally I think I'd go for the Stargate since unless I'm killed on a off world planet at least i can continue to keep exploring different worlds without the fear of being replaced. That unless the only way I could use the Stargates is to be a part of the military, till I am retired. So be a companion for maybe a few months or travel through Stargates for 30+ years.
User avatar #123 to #99 - profarnsworth (05/20/2013) [-]
Star gates can connect to any other star gate as long as it isn't destroyed. You can dial the gate to another gate with millions upon millions of possible worlds to discover. Its kind of like a phone. Where as if a gate is destroyed it wont connect. However there is a problem where if the gate is blocked or burried or something obstructing it when you go through you could be splattered up against a wall or hurt or buried or something. There is also the possibility of dying if the "call" is disconnected before you get to the other side. Since when you walk through the star gate it breaks apart your atoms or something like that and then puts you back on the other side. In case you were wondering, this isn't instantaneous and depending on the distance it could take you longer to reach the other side.
#100 to #99 - electro (05/20/2013) [-]
you might be right about "fight with the avengers" and "play quidditch" if you want to be technical about it, but number two says "BECOME a jedi" so there are no restrictions based on what you currently are.
#103 to #100 - shigiddy (05/20/2013) [-]
I see your logic, but Jedi is merely an organization of Force users. Force talent is still a requirement. For instance, I could become a Sith, but in weither case, Force talent is a prerequisite. If the choice was become a Force user, then it would be a viable option.
#104 to #103 - electro (05/20/2013) [-]
now I see what you are getting at. basically its the same thing as saying "become a member of the avengers"? you get to become a Jedi in title only. you dont have the skills that all the other jedis have?
#108 to #104 - shigiddy (05/20/2013) [-]
Correct. The options say nothing about gaining abilities or powers, only membership in said group. Since joining does not grant powers, while it would be cool to have the title of Jedi, the TARDIS grants you something you would not have otherwise, namely the ability to travel through time and space.
#78 - samanthathepylon **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
Stargate
Stargate
#79 to #78 - iyr (05/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #80 to #79 - samanthathepylon **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
If you think about it...

Warp speed = Hyperdrive
Tardis ~ Modified jumper
Avengers/jedi = Various mutations

We're only missing flying brooms...
User avatar #43 - hirollin (05/19/2013) [-]
The only ones that are long lasting are I assume companion and jedi. I don't even like Star Wars, but Jedi seems like the best choice.
#26 - kenaabi (05/19/2013) [-]
Jedi..
Jedi..
User avatar #35 to #26 - iLiekToFap (05/19/2013) [-]
Dude, this gif... thank you.
User avatar #58 - mcfriture (05/19/2013) [-]
jedi
#107 - doctorhorrible (05/20/2013) [-]
Didn't say what type of Companion
User avatar #93 - Mr Ronok (05/19/2013) [-]
theres no question to this, jedi all the way
User avatar #75 - FuckYouFatBen (05/19/2013) [-]
If I fought alongside the Avengers, who knows what powers I would get...Might not be the one I wanted. So Jedi for me. This way, i can pick and choose my life.
User avatar #44 - warbob (05/19/2013) [-]
Why would I fight with the Avengers?I stand no chance against them.
User avatar #41 - givingtree (05/19/2013) [-]
Much as I'd love to travel at warp speed, I'd have to pick Companion.
Companions of the Doctor are special, thousands of people travel on each starship.
User avatar #57 to #41 - ColorfulPenguin (05/19/2013) [-]
But being a companion is something you do once, and then the following part of your life will always, no matter how good it would be for anyone else, seem like **** in comparison to those time-and-space-travelling memories.
#68 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
COMPANION COMPANION COMPANION!
COMPANION COMPANION COMPANION!
User avatar #120 - nerdicorn (05/20/2013) [-]
Jedi
#112 - telamatoes (05/20/2013) [-]
Like I would be some Jedi hypocritical piece of trash. Sith FTW.
#28 - Hanyuu (05/19/2013) [-]
I already play Quidditch, can I pick another one? :3
#12 - tydrodron (05/19/2013) [-]
Jedi. the only logical choice.
Though, never says you get a lightsaber. but I can still use the force to **** with people.
Fight with the Avengers. It never says you get superpowers and will just die.
Play Quidditch? **** Quidditch, you will prolly die.
Become a Companion. You **** around in time then you die slowly. Nothing special.
Jump the Stargate. Only good once. Useless.
Travel at warp speed? Never says you get a ship.
User avatar #19 to #12 - Maroon (05/19/2013) [-]
well, you don't just **** around in time, you **** around in ALL of time. And space. And you die at the same rate as you would if you were jedi so I don't see your point.
#22 to #19 - tydrodron (05/19/2013) [-]
All his companions last a few years at most.
User avatar #73 to #22 - negitivzero (05/19/2013) [-]
Well they only stay with him for a short amount of time but they don't die when they leave.
User avatar #11 - dotachii (05/19/2013) [-]
Companion <3
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