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Batman can just pay for life

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#1 - yolvag (05/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
hulk... 200 years? unless he some how manages to turn back into banner and cure him self of the gamma radiation. not to mention he has almost killed Thor a few times. I'm sure theres a few other out there that will say much longer than 200 years.
User avatar #3 to #1 - asthmetheus (05/19/2013) [-]
Theres a comic where hulk lives past everyone and its banner really old walking and as banner dies he turns into hulk and hulk seals himself in a cave never able to die.
#17 - rambleon (05/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
all Norse gods are mortal. Thor is prophesied to drown in the blood of the Midgard serpent after he slays it during Ragnarok.
all Norse gods are mortal. Thor is prophesied to drown in the blood of the Midgard serpent after he slays it during Ragnarok.
#15 - nickmandemon (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sooo... Rick is a super hero now?
#32 - kanali (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Has anyone else noticed that despite the fact that Wolverine is currently around 150 and looks like someone in their 30's, every future version of him (even those as soon as 20 years in the future) have already gone grey? Like those 150 years were fine, but an extra 20 and he looks like an old fart.
#31 - ZalgotheImminent (05/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Also immortal because Thanos is a jealous dick.
#4 - givingtree (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Considering the frequency with which she breaks her spine, I'll be surprised if Catwoman lives past 40.
#76 - hurleyy (05/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
pretty sure spiderman dies taking a bullet for captain america
User avatar #104 to #79 - bloodspider (05/19/2013) [-]
You mean ultimate spiderbro.
User avatar #22 - puppyfood (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't Wolverine born in like the early 1700s? He's well over 300 years old already...
User avatar #19 - shinku (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
not a very accurate char seeing how superman becomes god and wolverine has already lived longer than that
#141 - mraye (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Catwoman has a life expectancy of 70... shouldn't that be 70 times 9?
User avatar #113 - maskedhippo (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah, because Rick Grimes is a superhero. Totally.
#48 - studbeefpile (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dafuq? I'm pretty sure Superman becomes immortal after he becomes Superman Prime.
User avatar #39 - lordvimless (05/19/2013) [-]
dafuq is deadpool at
#37 - takedatsociety (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Welp, probably should have finished reading Watchman before seeing this. God dammit
Welp, probably should have finished reading Watchman before seeing this. God dammit
#132 - dumbasshunter (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wolverine at the moment (say 2009-2013, and having been born in the late 1800's) is over 350 years old, and her lives into the distant future, after almost all mutant life has been completely vanquished. and baring in mind that he looks about 30 old now, in the future, he looks about 60-70, meaning he should be well on his way to being over 600-700 years old. however, due to him binding his soul to the muramasa blade, if he should suffer another injury capable of killing him, he will NOT be able to fight lazaer again to reclaim his life...
#158 - leotjynx (05/19/2013) [-]
Minus the fact that Thor dies in Norse mythology.
#133 - snodder (05/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget about Merle, he just went to another dimension, where he could be the amazing main character he really is.
#8 - angelious (05/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
supes should be higher on the list.not only is supes able to live forever as long as he has yellow sun radiation supply he is able to regenerate himself from just his skeleton.and in one of the story archs about supermans future he had gone past the need for yellow sun and had grown immune to kryptonite and red sun light(also his magical resistance was better) and he was by then alot older than few thousand years.

also volwerine will die if his brains get damaged and hulk has far more better regenerative ability and has lived to be over 1000 years old.



just saying
#28 to #25 - cartmanymen (05/19/2013) [-]
no he some how does retain all his memories after a bullet through the eye
#54 - zendragan (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Don't wanna say something but isnt Wolverine like.... 400 some odd years old? I could be completely wrong.
#62 to #54 - Xyhpon (05/19/2013) [-]
He's around 120-130 years old, being born in the late 1800's.
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