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#1 - yolvag
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hulk... 200 years? unless he some how manages to turn back into banner and cure him self of the gamma radiation. not to mention he has almost killed Thor a few times. I'm sure theres a few other out there that will say much longer than 200 years.
#2 to #1 - anon id: 9a03faeb
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This was all simple guesswork and that is well over twice the normal life expectancy for a normal human.
User avatar #3 to #1 - asthmetheus
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Theres a comic where hulk lives past everyone and its banner really old walking and as banner dies he turns into hulk and hulk seals himself in a cave never able to die.
#57 to #3 - manueldomingues
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source pls
source pls
User avatar #129 to #57 - SweetJesus
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#257 to #129 - rokkarokkaali
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Gonna think about wishing for immortality to never be.
#226 to #57 - asthmetheus
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Hulk: The End
#68 to #57 - anon id: aab9171e
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i think what he was talking about is called the hulk the end or something similiar. ifd
User avatar #190 to #3 - cadencee
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I'm not one for comics but that was ******* awesome
User avatar #27 to #3 - yyh
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Wo, that's pretty intense.
#17 - rambleon
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all Norse gods are mortal. Thor is prophesied to drown in the blood of the Midgard serpent after he slays it during Ragnarok.
all Norse gods are mortal. Thor is prophesied to drown in the blood of the Midgard serpent after he slays it during Ragnarok.
#29 to #17 - anon id: eb3e20b2
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He slays the serpent then he dies from its venom after taking nine steps.
#108 to #17 - anon id: 9cb8090b
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that is not the norse god. just a replica
#218 to #17 - diroccodoodleedoo
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Drowning in the blood of a giant serpent you killed during the apocalypse. That's the most metal death I have ever heard/.
User avatar #40 to #17 - dyllygaf
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That's why it said "death in the MORTAL sense" isn't a concern
User avatar #105 to #40 - paiwithapple
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actually, the Norse gods aren't immortal. if you were to chop the head of one of them, they would die. they do have very long lives due to iduns apples, who make you live longer,, and they also have superhuman powers, so actually killing them would be hard, but still, not impossible.
User avatar #23 to #17 - wishingwell
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Ragnarok has taken place in the marvel universe before, where he dies fightng the Midgards worm (the serpent).
Loki, with the aid of the silver surfer, revives him tho.
- But that was the same Marvel Thor, who turned into a doctor house-esque cripple, if he let go of Mjølnir/miaw miaw for more than 60 sec.
so i don't thnk we should compare ancient lore and modern comics to such an extend ^.^
User avatar #90 to #23 - ilikebigdick
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Jorgamundr!
#15 - nickmandemon
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sooo... Rick is a super hero now?
User avatar #16 to #15 - iluvharrypotter
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I think they mean comics, because the TWD started off as a comic. Even so, he's as much as a super hero as everyone else in the comics.

The image is also wrong too, there's doctors in the TWD universe, even after Hershel dies in the comics Carl gets shot in the eye and gets healed by a nurse with medicine to stop infection, not to mention Rick takes medicine after his arm gets cut off and Dwight uses eyedrops for his burnt face which is medicine.
User avatar #53 to #15 - brunorosa
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it would take a superhero to be married to lori and not want to kill her
#32 - kanali
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Has anyone else noticed that despite the fact that Wolverine is currently around 150 and looks like someone in their 30's, every future version of him (even those as soon as 20 years in the future) have already gone grey? Like those 150 years were fine, but an extra 20 and he looks like an old fart.
#69 to #32 - anon id: aab9171e
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loved that comic though
User avatar #139 to #32 - SweetJesus
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Picture of comic is Old Man Logan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAD0fTBn2I
#41 to #32 - whaleman
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well he might also have a **** ton of stress, just look at obama he grayed fast in 4 years.
User avatar #38 to #32 - theguythatisnotyou
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150/30=5 so for every five years Wolverine ages 1 combined with his smoking and drinking habits 34 is a decent age to have gray hair. Granted, not as much as full gray but there would still be some.
#31 - ZalgotheImminent
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Also immortal because Thanos is a jealous dick.
User avatar #130 to #31 - SweetJesus
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Actually, they cured his cancer **** so now he is normal.
User avatar #263 to #130 - ZalgotheImminent
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Doesn't stop him from being unable to die thanks to Thanos being a jealous dick.

Thanos did something to Deadpool because Thanos wanted Death. Like, in a rather intimate way. Problem is that Deadpool also wanted Death in an intimate way. Thanos, being almost god-like in power, get jealous, removed Deadpool's ability to die so he would never be able to have Death.

That is why Deadpool is immortal.
#58 to #31 - trimageryan
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Now he can never get the one thing he wants the most.
#4 - givingtree
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Considering the frequency with which she breaks her spine, I'll be surprised if Catwoman lives past 40.
#229 to #4 - anon id: a4bfa9f5
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At least she's got_ nine lives_. Dear Christ I suck.
#76 - hurleyy
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pretty sure spiderman dies taking a bullet for captain america
#128 to #76 - anon id: 6696b6e7
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I'm pretty sure he dies from a gunshot to the head by deadpool
User avatar #167 to #128 - guymandude
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He's talking about the death of ultimate spiderman. You're talking about the death of Spiderman in the one shot series "Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe" story.
#172 to #76 - anon id: 3babf327
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the **** did he do that for, he is a far better character than cap
User avatar #79 to #76 - spectrethief
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That's Spiderman Ultimate bro.
User avatar #104 to #79 - bloodspider
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You mean ultimate spiderbro.
User avatar #81 to #79 - hurleyy
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i know but doesn't that still kinda count?
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User avatar #94 to #86 - spectrethief
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What this guy said bro, the Ultimate Spiderman is waaaaaayyyyyyyyyy younger than the 616 Spiderman too, so his inexperience is something that has to be factored too.
User avatar #22 - puppyfood
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Wasn't Wolverine born in like the early 1700s? He's well over 300 years old already...
#30 to #22 - kanali
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Nope, Wolverine was born in the 19th century, he is around 140-150 years old at the moment.
User avatar #19 - shinku
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not a very accurate char seeing how superman becomes god and wolverine has already lived longer than that
#258 to #19 - anon id: c06c51d9
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superman has died by the hands of doomsday
#37 - takedatsociety
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Welp, probably should have finished reading Watchman before seeing this. God dammit
Welp, probably should have finished reading Watchman before seeing this. God dammit
#150 to #37 - alucord
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#173 to #37 - anon id: 3babf327
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that movie sucked, people just liked it because of the sex scene