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#32 - kanali ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Has anyone else noticed that despite the fact that Wolverine is currently around 150 and looks like someone in their 30's, every future version of him (even those as soon as 20 years in the future) have already gone grey? Like those 150 years were fine, but an extra 20 and he looks like an old fart.
#69 to #32 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
loved that comic though
User avatar #139 to #32 - SweetJesus (05/19/2013) [-]
Picture of comic is Old Man Logan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAD0fTBn2I
#41 to #32 - whaleman (05/19/2013) [-]
well he might also have a **** ton of stress, just look at obama he grayed fast in 4 years.
User avatar #38 to #32 - theguythatisnotyou (05/19/2013) [-]
150/30=5 so for every five years Wolverine ages 1 combined with his smoking and drinking habits 34 is a decent age to have gray hair. Granted, not as much as full gray but there would still be some.
#17 - rambleon (05/19/2013) [-]
all Norse gods are mortal. Thor is prophesied to drown in the blood of the Midgard serpent after he slays it during Ragnarok.
all Norse gods are mortal. Thor is prophesied to drown in the blood of the Midgard serpent after he slays it during Ragnarok.
#108 to #17 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
that is not the norse god. just a replica
#218 to #17 - diroccodoodleedoo (05/20/2013) [-]
Drowning in the blood of a giant serpent you killed during the apocalypse. That's the most metal death I have ever heard/.
User avatar #40 to #17 - dyllygaf (05/19/2013) [-]
That's why it said "death in the MORTAL sense" isn't a concern
User avatar #105 to #40 - paiwithapple (05/19/2013) [-]
actually, the Norse gods aren't immortal. if you were to chop the head of one of them, they would die. they do have very long lives due to iduns apples, who make you live longer,, and they also have superhuman powers, so actually killing them would be hard, but still, not impossible.
#29 to #17 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
He slays the serpent then he dies from its venom after taking nine steps.
User avatar #23 to #17 - wishingwell (05/19/2013) [-]
Ragnarok has taken place in the marvel universe before, where he dies fightng the Midgards worm (the serpent).
Loki, with the aid of the silver surfer, revives him tho.
- But that was the same Marvel Thor, who turned into a doctor house-esque cripple, if he let go of Mjølnir/miaw miaw for more than 60 sec.
so i don't thnk we should compare ancient lore and modern comics to such an extend ^.^
User avatar #90 to #23 - ilikebigdick (05/19/2013) [-]
Jorgamundr!
#31 - ZalgotheImminent (05/19/2013) [-]
Also immortal because Thanos is a jealous dick.
User avatar #130 to #31 - SweetJesus (05/19/2013) [-]
Actually, they cured his cancer **** so now he is normal.
User avatar #263 to #130 - ZalgotheImminent (05/20/2013) [-]
Doesn't stop him from being unable to die thanks to Thanos being a jealous dick.

Thanos did something to Deadpool because Thanos wanted Death. Like, in a rather intimate way. Problem is that Deadpool also wanted Death in an intimate way. Thanos, being almost god-like in power, get jealous, removed Deadpool's ability to die so he would never be able to have Death.

That is why Deadpool is immortal.
#58 to #31 - trimageryan (05/19/2013) [-]
Now he can never get the one thing he wants the most.
#15 - nickmandemon (05/19/2013) [-]
sooo... Rick is a super hero now?
#16 to #15 - iluvharrypotter (05/19/2013) [-]
I think they mean comics, because the TWD started off as a comic. Even so, he's as much as a super hero as everyone else in the comics.

The image is also wrong too, there's doctors in the TWD universe, even after Hershel dies in the comics Carl gets shot in the eye and gets healed by a nurse with medicine to stop infection, not to mention Rick takes medicine after his arm gets cut off and Dwight uses eyedrops for his burnt face which is medicine.
User avatar #53 to #15 - brunorosa (05/19/2013) [-]
it would take a superhero to be married to lori and not want to kill her
#4 - givingtree (05/19/2013) [-]
Considering the frequency with which she breaks her spine, I'll be surprised if Catwoman lives past 40.
#229 to #4 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
At least she's got_ nine lives_. Dear Christ I suck.
User avatar #19 - shinku (05/19/2013) [-]
not a very accurate char seeing how superman becomes god and wolverine has already lived longer than that
#258 to #19 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
superman has died by the hands of doomsday
#1 - yolvag (05/19/2013) [-]
hulk... 200 years? unless he some how manages to turn back into banner and cure him self of the gamma radiation. not to mention he has almost killed Thor a few times. I'm sure theres a few other out there that will say much longer than 200 years.
#2 to #1 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
This was all simple guesswork and that is well over twice the normal life expectancy for a normal human.
User avatar #3 to #1 - asthmetheus ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Theres a comic where hulk lives past everyone and its banner really old walking and as banner dies he turns into hulk and hulk seals himself in a cave never able to die.
#57 to #3 - manueldomingues (05/19/2013) [-]
source pls
source pls
#257 to #129 - rokkarokkaali (05/20/2013) [-]
Gonna think about wishing for immortality to never be.
#226 to #57 - asthmetheus ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Hulk: The End
#68 to #57 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
i think what he was talking about is called the hulk the end or something similiar. ifd
User avatar #190 to #3 - cadencee (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm not one for comics but that was ******* awesome
User avatar #27 to #3 - yyh (05/19/2013) [-]
Wo, that's pretty intense.
#141 - mraye (05/19/2013) [-]
Catwoman has a life expectancy of 70... shouldn't that be 70 times 9?
User avatar #146 to #141 - vatra (05/19/2013) [-]
Good point! Guess she is between blade and superman.
#201 to #141 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
All of the comments so far are people arguing that x superhero should live longer because it says so in this comic. And then there's this comment
User avatar #39 - lordvimless (05/19/2013) [-]
dafuq is deadpool at
User avatar #113 - maskedhippo (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, because Rick Grimes is a superhero. Totally.
User avatar #122 to #113 - angrybarts (05/19/2013) [-]
cOMIC BOOKS
User avatar #131 to #122 - maskedhippo (05/19/2013) [-]
comic book character =/= superhero
#126 to #113 - ColonelHansLanda (05/19/2013) [-]
Well neither is Batman considering he's human. It's really just a list of comic book characters. I'm surprised Alfred isn't there.
#76 - hurleyy (05/19/2013) [-]
pretty sure spiderman dies taking a bullet for captain america
#128 to #76 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he dies from a gunshot to the head by deadpool
User avatar #167 to #128 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
He's talking about the death of ultimate spiderman. You're talking about the death of Spiderman in the one shot series "Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe" story.
#172 to #76 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
the **** did he do that for, he is a far better character than cap
User avatar #79 to #76 - spectrethief (05/19/2013) [-]
That's Spiderman Ultimate bro.
User avatar #104 to #79 - bloodspider ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
You mean ultimate spiderbro.
User avatar #81 to #79 - hurleyy (05/19/2013) [-]
i know but doesn't that still kinda count?
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User avatar #94 to #86 - spectrethief (05/19/2013) [-]
What this guy said bro, the Ultimate Spiderman is waaaaaayyyyyyyyyy younger than the 616 Spiderman too, so his inexperience is something that has to be factored too.
#48 - studbeefpile (05/19/2013) [-]
dafuq? I'm pretty sure Superman becomes immortal after he becomes Superman Prime.
User avatar #156 to #48 - tehcashew (05/19/2013) [-]
Superman Prime One Million*
#37 - takedatsociety (05/19/2013) [-]
Welp, probably should have finished reading Watchman before seeing this. God dammit
Welp, probably should have finished reading Watchman before seeing this. God dammit
#173 to #37 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
that movie sucked, people just liked it because of the sex scene
User avatar #22 - puppyfood (05/19/2013) [-]
Wasn't Wolverine born in like the early 1700s? He's well over 300 years old already...
#30 to #22 - kanali ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Nope, Wolverine was born in the 19th century, he is around 140-150 years old at the moment.
#133 - snodder (05/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget about Merle, he just went to another dimension, where he could be the amazing main character he really is.
#132 - dumbasshunter (05/19/2013) [-]
wolverine at the moment (say 2009-2013, and having been born in the late 1800's) is over 350 years old, and her lives into the distant future, after almost all mutant life has been completely vanquished. and baring in mind that he looks about 30 old now, in the future, he looks about 60-70, meaning he should be well on his way to being over 600-700 years old. however, due to him binding his soul to the muramasa blade, if he should suffer another injury capable of killing him, he will NOT be able to fight lazaer again to reclaim his life...
User avatar #192 to #132 - mutzaki (05/19/2013) [-]
Wait, if he was born in the late 1800's, doesn't that make him more like 114-150 today?
User avatar #268 to #192 - dumbasshunter (05/20/2013) [-]
i dunno, **** maths
#168 - IcRetoast (05/19/2013) [-]
"Rorschach... our favorite Watchman", Rorschach was part of the Crimebusters, they were not called The Watchmen (except in the movie [and while typing this comment I guess they meant as a regular watchman, but even then he is a vigilante not really a watchman]).
"Rorschach... our favorite Watchman", Rorschach was part of the Crimebusters, they were not called The Watchmen (except in the movie [and while typing this comment I guess they meant as a regular watchman, but even then he is a vigilante not really a watchman]).
User avatar #140 - jebuss (05/19/2013) [-]
Daredevil fit and healthy huh. So he's not blind anymore?
User avatar #143 to #140 - vatra (05/19/2013) [-]
He is fit, as for physically healthy, yes he is, despite his blindness. Blindness doesn't make him physically weak, or frail.
User avatar #153 to #143 - trimageryan (05/19/2013) [-]
If anything it could be argued that it has made him stronger, being as he can see things our eyes can't.
User avatar #155 to #153 - vatra (05/19/2013) [-]
Good point, he was forced to develop extra sensory abilities.
User avatar #103 - idylex (05/19/2013) [-]
www.ign.com/top/comic-book-heroes/26
Rick Grimes was announced number 26 on IGN's top 100 comic book heroes. Not for being superhuman, but for being history's greatest survivor. You cant tell as much from the show, but in the comics... the **** the guy goes through.
User avatar #107 to #103 - ningenpoop (05/19/2013) [-]
It sucks that not a lot of people read the comics they are way more badass
User avatar #209 to #107 - basicargentinian (05/20/2013) [-]
Potential 105th issue spoiler.

Carl is the badassest in the comic. ******* going after the saviours and **** .
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