Manlet Reality Check. Stay mad now!. GETTING TALL HERE, UNLESS YOU PLAY BASKETBALL Ill) ME WILL FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE. PEOPLE SEE YOU " A LAN“ MID rumor k I " DUA
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Manlet Reality Check

Stay mad now!

GETTING TALL HERE, UNLESS YOU PLAY BASKETBALL
Ill) ME WILL FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE. PEOPLE SEE YOU " A
LAN“ MID rumor
k I " DUANE IF YOU' BEEN FROM CHILD, AND ATLEAST
IN'' SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE PERFECT MALE HEIGHT. PERIOD.
FRESH, NEW AND WET ***** EVERYWHERE TOO M.
weight insoles TII"
E 5' 10” J KING or MAILLOTS
titted E 5' 9"
short people = under BO (average -- ' 62)
People don' t give you the same respect
they give taller people.
You' re only attractive to pint size girls ' 3)
Any girl taller won' t go out with you cause
she'" be taller than you when she wears heels.
You' ll always look like a child when standing
next to an actual lull grown male .
You' ll never be able to light properly with a
tall person cause your punches will be aff-
balance.
Even if you did get in a Faht with a tall dude
would just see you as “trying to act like
the trig guy" we compensating).
No matter how much you work out you' ll
never have I girl say "omg you’ re so much
taller than my last M” .
You can' t reach the top shelf in some stores.
People will assume you' got a Napoleon complex
just because you want a -big strong body” that you
never had
People will assume you' got a small dick
not just cause you' re compensating, but cause
s. mall height)
Most young girls nowadays are ' 9, that
means that you’ re " above the height of
a child.
mo one really cares about manlets unless they' re exceptionally
beautiful, my arado. etc etc.
A and even then, they all wear heel lifts cause they' re ' as
insecure as you.
Tall people are actually ‘mired irl. The first thing a girls says to Moser
a tall dude is "omg you’ re so tall”
The lint thing they say to you is "her small in stop skipping the
glorft fool yourself, the actual avergae of a male is 5' ’ .
The government just doesn' t want to Increase the height stats k I I
cause people all liver the world will kill themself. I yo U rse
Mother’: dun? tell their daughters to go out and find a “small,
dark luau” .. Dad’: don’! tell their sun’: to be “small and strong"
t' s animal drive that makes women seek out the tallest dude,
st means they are more intune with nature; taller people do
Her in life, make more money, get more girls etc.
m, sum p, no one cares about you that much cause you' re small.
Being ta s the only thing that matters in the world, and you don’! WOMEN AND SHORT MEN DON' T GO HAND IN HAND:
have It.... Sox hro. CA G https:/ /twitter. com/
OVERCOMPENSATING
overcompensating
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Submitted: 05/19/2013
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#13 - psyrendrifter (05/20/2013) [-]
Im just barely 5'11''. What do you think? Should I kill myself?
Im just barely 5'11''. What do you think? Should I kill myself?
#6 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
What does in between 6'1 and 2 mean?
Oh well, I have a bigger dick than all of you, no matter.
#5 - davidavidson (05/19/2013) [-]
And we just got our first red thumb!!!

Stay Short kiddo!!
#7 to #5 - icheatjews (05/19/2013) [-]
They so mad!
#3 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Duuuuuude. This makes me want to kill myself...
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidavidson (05/19/2013) [-]
Hey small fry, quit skippin' the line.
User avatar #1 - mayormilkman (05/19/2013) [-]
The last time I checked, I'm 5'10 and a half''. Is that okay?
#2 to #1 - davidavidson (05/19/2013) [-]
That'll do Mayor... That'll do
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