The main problem of short men. . When your height is and BELOW How I see myself when I go outside How ms see me. I am 1.69 meters. And I'm Dutch. You don't know the definition of feeling short. short Girl friendzone
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#37 - rocksterjewunit (05/19/2013) [-]
how your friends see you when you get excited
how your friends see you when you get excited
#62 to #37 - hairibar (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm 1.72 cm and I'm just as tall as most teenagers of 15 years
#193 to #62 - frankpolard (05/19/2013) [-]
that's motherfriggen small
#488 to #193 - hairibar (05/20/2013) [-]
maybe, just maybe, i've said cm instead of m. JUST MAYBE.
User avatar #65 to #62 - deadrevolver (05/19/2013) [-]
1.72 cm?
#2 - crazyolitis (05/18/2013) [-]
I am 1.69 meters. And I'm Dutch. You don't know the definition of feeling short.
#42 to #2 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Dat is niet veel nee, als je je bedenkt dat de gemiddelde man 1.80 is..
User avatar #63 to #42 - blbrian (05/19/2013) [-]
No you can't start enslaving a race, stop it
User avatar #74 to #63 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
No, he wasn't talking about enslaving them, just about getting warlords to enslave other and then selling them, you racist.
User avatar #91 to #74 - blbrian (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh well, carry on then
User avatar #98 to #91 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
You see, there's a major difference. We were actually making profit.
User avatar #191 to #2 - friendlysniff (05/19/2013) [-]
What are those measurments in american
User avatar #194 to #191 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
5.48 feet.
User avatar #274 to #194 - thinegame (05/19/2013) [-]
About 5' 6" for us true 'muricans. None of this fancy demical placers things.
#73 to #2 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
i am 1.68 and i live in norway, you don't know short
#77 to #73 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm 19. 1.64 and also from Norway. Not that I mind.
#81 to #77 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
I guess i'm just going to go combo breaker with 1.97 from Norway
#100 to #81 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
**** you
#239 to #2 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
1.45
~4' 5"
YOU don't know the definition of being short.
User avatar #240 to #239 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
Dutch?
User avatar #106 to #2 - vancecore (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm Asian.
#195 to #2 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm 1.86. And I live in the Netherlands.

I'm still growing, and It's pretty cool being asian and taller than most dutch people.
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User avatar #387 to #2 - fitta (05/19/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #89 to #2 - blargchikahonkhonk (05/19/2013) [-]
Im 6 foot 3 and spent a year studying in china you dont know tall
#293 to #2 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm 5'3 and both my brother and my father are over 6 foot, I work with children and there are 10 year olds taller than me You don't know short.
User avatar #396 to #293 - mrdoombringerfj (05/19/2013) [-]
thats cause your korean.
im 5'4
#188 to #2 - frankpolard (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm 19 and 184 cm
I'm 19 and 184 cm
User avatar #140 to #2 - Timmietim (05/19/2013) [-]
Ik ken dit gevoel broeder
User avatar #164 to #2 - WhattheNorris (05/19/2013) [-]
1.57 negro
User avatar #165 to #164 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
I stopped growing by the way. Unless you're 18+, there's still hope for you.
User avatar #166 to #165 - WhattheNorris (05/19/2013) [-]
Haven't grown taller in like 5 years
#167 to #166 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
I know how you feel, bro.
I know how you feel, bro.
#168 to #167 - WhattheNorris (05/19/2013) [-]
tfw never able to reach top shelves, and barely able to reach middle ones
#169 to #168 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
At least we'll be roughly average size in much of the rest of the world.
At least we'll be roughly average size in much of the rest of the world.
User avatar #171 to #169 - WhattheNorris (05/19/2013) [-]
Nah, I'm in America

Everyone here is tall too, really tall
User avatar #172 to #171 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
I've got 3 friends who are 1.95+ meters. Even most of the women are taller than me.
User avatar #173 to #172 - WhattheNorris (05/19/2013) [-]
My brother is 1.90 I think, all of my friends are taller than me.

All of them
User avatar #174 to #173 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
It's kind of awkward when even girls at the age of 13 are taller than you.
User avatar #175 to #174 - WhattheNorris (05/19/2013) [-]
Those girls are taller than me too

That would be kind of awkward
#177 to #175 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
This has been quite a pleasant conversation, fellow little bro. Unless you've got more to tell, I bid you farewell, and a future of growth
This has been quite a pleasant conversation, fellow little bro. Unless you've got more to tell, I bid you farewell, and a future of growth
#228 to #178 - chiefbonebiter (05/19/2013) [-]
A friend of mine is about 140cm and has stopped growing. How about that?
#229 to #228 - WhattheNorris (05/19/2013) [-]
On a plus side, being short can be cute
#11 - renzard (05/19/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, who let Moriarty in here?
Goddamnit, who let Moriarty in here?
User avatar #141 to #11 - mycroft (05/19/2013) [-]
Damn it Sherlock, this is why I'm the successful one.
#16 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm only five five, but once I tell the ladies I have an extra eight inches...


they don't believe me.

So I rape them with my two inch dick
#463 to #16 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Do they even notice?
#67 - thechosentroll (05/19/2013) [-]
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196 cm or 6' 7" Since that's pretty ******* tall for my country, most things are a lot shorter and I keep hitting my head on stuff. Especially trafic signs (don't ask). On the plus side, all the hitting has made my forhead extremely tough. Combined with my love of metal and headbanging, that's pretty freakin' sweet. I can use my skull to crack open wallnuts or knock people down Zidane style.
User avatar #219 to #67 - jonajon (05/19/2013) [-]
Hooray for tall metal heads!
User avatar #264 to #67 - zedong (05/19/2013) [-]
well, 196 cm is pretty tall for every country in the world
#122 - dwarfman (05/19/2013) [-]
6.3 master race. Ironic considering my user name.
#48 - vikingfaen (05/19/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 1.93 meters.
User avatar #288 to #48 - ihaveakeyboard (05/19/2013) [-]
dude, exact same height. coincidence, I think not!
User avatar #301 to #48 - thereoncewasaman (05/19/2013) [-]
1.93 m master race!!!
#370 to #48 - broskidoo (05/19/2013) [-]
1.88m reporting in
User avatar #440 to #48 - suiker (05/19/2013) [-]
I highly doubt you're Asian if you're that tall
#446 to #48 - masterfuck (05/19/2013) [-]
Same. Feels good, but with height comes responsibility. You don't want people to see you as a tall lanky awkward faggot. You want to be a Thor-mode king with no flaws, you want women and men both to acknowledge you as the timeless perfection of humanity.

Pic related. W. Klitschko, 198cm and 113kg. Get on his level.
#316 to #48 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
1.94 and Im proud as well!
#59 to #48 - domitius (05/19/2013) [-]
feels good doesn't it?
feels good doesn't it?
User avatar #64 to #59 - vikingfaen (05/19/2013) [-]
Sure does.
#207 to #64 - mrloopyman (05/19/2013) [-]
Damn I'm 1.91, were almost the same!
#275 - salmonellabeam (05/19/2013) [-]
I... I just don't care about how tall everyone is on this site.
User avatar #320 to #275 - popkornking (05/19/2013) [-]
Then what are you doing down in the comments?
#362 to #320 - salmonellabeam (05/19/2013) [-]
Drowning.
#473 to #362 - popkornking (05/19/2013) [-]
Okay, have this broken gif to make you feel better
Okay, have this broken gif to make you feel better
#321 - marcalo (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm 5'2'', I forget I'm so short until I see a reflection of myself next to my friends. Then I get the feels
User avatar #381 to #321 - bulbakip (05/19/2013) [-]
are you a boy or a girl? this is important.
User avatar #478 to #381 - marcalo (05/19/2013) [-]
Guy.
User avatar #395 to #321 - nervaaurelius (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm also 5'2 and a guy. The feel is intense.
#479 to #395 - marcalo (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm a guy. Forgot to add that.
User avatar #26 - Titanasgr (05/19/2013) [-]
170 cm is short for you? Where the **** do you live? Jurassic park or something?
#90 to #26 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Middle Europe here, 185 and I feel average among the others.
#291 to #26 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
I am 195 cm tall. I am from Norway
User avatar #439 to #26 - suiker (05/19/2013) [-]
In the Netherlands, 1,70 is the average age for 13 year olds
User avatar #471 to #26 - meganinja ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm from American and everybody must be tall as **** in Europe.


inb4 getting called stupid
#41 to #26 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Where the **** do YOU live?

I'm Irish and six feet for a fully grown man is definitely the average. There's exactly one fully grown dude who's five foot seven or shorter in my entire town.
User avatar #142 to #26 - Timmietim (05/19/2013) [-]
Netherlands: average was 1.84 or 1.83 last time i checked.
User avatar #38 to #26 - cantremember (05/19/2013) [-]
Average height for men & women in Norway.

men: 179 cm, women: 168 cm.
#259 to #38 - moggycore (05/19/2013) [-]
True, I'm pretty average, about 182 cm
User avatar #49 to #38 - fuckdamnshitcunts (05/19/2013) [-]
Based on those numbers I'm losing a few manly-points....(if I even have anyone to begin with)
#12 - Take (05/19/2013) [-]
i'm 5'11 and a girl, i could destroy you
i'm 5'11 and a girl, i could destroy you
#13 to #12 - mollike (05/19/2013) [-]
Giant!! I'm 5'10, man. Not that many in my country are over 6'2.
User avatar #323 to #12 - benedicto (05/19/2013) [-]
do you get mentioned often?
#436 to #12 - blanketandpillow (05/19/2013) [-]
My friend (female) was 6'2 in 7th grade. It was rather despressing to hang out with a girl 6 inches taller than I was.
User avatar #29 to #12 - Daemmerung (05/19/2013) [-]
I have to say, I wish I could meet a girl that tall. I'm 6'0," most girls I know are 5'4" or shorter with the exception of my friend Mandy, who is 5'9" xD Makes me feel like a giant, I swear...
User avatar #40 to #29 - thebigoddone (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm 6'6"..
User avatar #244 to #12 - therichie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
pics or didn't happen
#123 - thefasrdog (05/19/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 5'9...
#442 to #123 - suiker (05/19/2013) [-]
>shirt says banana
>holding a pineapple

damn, he should be illegal
#324 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
You see yourself as Moriarty when you're inside, and you see yourself as Tyrion when you're outside. What the hell are you complaining about!
#287 - zhao (05/19/2013) [-]
im 185 cm Asian.   
people always give me this wierd look, like im a myth or some rare animal.   
   
it would be nice to just be 178 or 175 cm fast and smooth.....perfect for rape. Nobody will ever notice me....
im 185 cm Asian.
people always give me this wierd look, like im a myth or some rare animal.

it would be nice to just be 178 or 175 cm fast and smooth.....perfect for rape. Nobody will ever notice me....
#308 - fuckadeer (05/19/2013) [-]
being 5'7" makes snu snu all the more enjoyable




I find tall girls frighteningly sexy
#489 to #308 - dusha (05/20/2013) [-]
but they don't
#190 - youfuckers (05/19/2013) [-]
5'8" isn't that short... >.>
User avatar #318 to #190 - popkornking (05/19/2013) [-]
I have friends who are 5' 8", let's just say it definitely isn't tall...
#340 - cheated (05/19/2013) [-]
6'3 here.
#344 to #340 - lazaman (05/19/2013) [-]
6'3" bro here aswell.   
   
Tall bros 4 lyfe.   
   
<Broke ass gif.
6'3" bro here aswell.

Tall bros 4 lyfe.

<Broke ass gif.
#363 to #344 - larski (05/19/2013) [-]
6'3&quot; reporting in!   
MFW being taller than average.
6'3" reporting in!
MFW being taller than average.
#225 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
For those who feel bad about being short:

Shorter people are much more capable of becoming fighter pilots and astronauts because they have a significantly higher G-force tolerance from their heart being closer to their brain and having less places in their body for blood to pool that isn't their brain.

In fact, the fact that they gave Tom Cruise stilts in Top Gun is total ******** , because they're basically getting rid of his natural advantage. I understand the normal audience wouldn't have understood that... but ya. Tom Cruise is pretty normal for a fighter pilot at 5'7"
User avatar #227 to #225 - octavia (05/19/2013) [-]
But what if we have no interest in being an astronaut or a fighter pilot?
User avatar #253 to #227 - youarenotspecial (05/19/2013) [-]
Become a jockey?
#232 to #227 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Then **** me if I know what the advantage is...
#319 to #232 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Short people tend to live longer.
User avatar #180 - reaperriley ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
6'6" giant master race reporting in!
#162 - kampi ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Glorius at-least-180cm/5'9 masterrace!
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