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User avatar #5 - trojanmannn (05/19/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I'm bored so I'm gonna make a list of all the things I'd do if I was rich
>Buy Clothes. I have literally nothing I ever wear ever
>Get a maid because I hate doing laundry
>Get the most expensive gaming pc out there
>Buy out EA and make them not be assholes
>Be iron man
>My teeth are sorta crooked and it pisses me off so I'd get the best mouth possible
>I'd buy Emma Stone
>Buy a fucking spyker c12 or an huayra
>Buy funnyjunk
Alright I've exerted that bit of fun.
#10 - coolchalkyxxx (05/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
> Buy a yacht, but instead of an anchor hire a team of scuba divers to take the chain to the seafloor and hold it down.
>Hire a boys choir, and sit in the audience as they perform with a blow dart gun picking them off one by one. (bonus points for nailing them as they hit their falsettos)
>Hire Morgan Freeman to follow me around narrating my life.
>Hire a famous top 100 singer to write a romance song about my burps and it has to be totally serious.
>Summon Cthulhu and bring about chaos and destr- oops wrong list.....
>Hire uptight butlers from high society England to take place in a human size chess game in which all players are armed with sporks. Fight to the death.
>Finally find out the Colonels' secret recipe.
> Can believe it's not better.


There is probably a reason I am not rich. Probably a very good reason.
#53 - manirock ONLINE (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>First become immortal   
>Buy/breed millions of koala bears   
>Equip them with infant-sized military uniforms with cute little helmets   
>Genetically engineer for extreme aggression and thirst for blood   
>Buy brain wash device   
>Convince them I am their general   
>Go to 9 year old's birthday party   
>Release my horde   
>Hire several mexican janitors for cleanup   
>Head back to base   
>Repeat until no humans survive past age 9   
>Make children become fertile at infancy   
>Babies continue to spawn   
>Convince all children I am God and koalas are my angels   
>Beautiful peace for a time   
>Eventually get bored   
>Order koalas to execute all other humans   
>Remove immortality   
>Kill self   
>Allow koalas to live and evolve on their own   
>Planet of the Koalas
>First become immortal
>Buy/breed millions of koala bears
>Equip them with infant-sized military uniforms with cute little helmets
>Genetically engineer for extreme aggression and thirst for blood
>Buy brain wash device
>Convince them I am their general
>Go to 9 year old's birthday party
>Release my horde
>Hire several mexican janitors for cleanup
>Head back to base
>Repeat until no humans survive past age 9
>Make children become fertile at infancy
>Babies continue to spawn
>Convince all children I am God and koalas are my angels
>Beautiful peace for a time
>Eventually get bored
>Order koalas to execute all other humans
>Remove immortality
>Kill self
>Allow koalas to live and evolve on their own
>Planet of the Koalas
User avatar #8 - midgetmayhem (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what i would do i i am rich:
> Buy a plane
> Buy a tank
> Put tank in the plane
> fly over westboro church
> drop my paylload of death
> then go home and hire mexican strippers to help me study spanish ( It is a good motivator)
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User avatar #4 to #1 - lorddrake (05/19/2013) [-]
People are posting this because they find it funny. And they want to share it.

Who care's where it's from.
User avatar #13 - peanutbuttahjellah (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Buy a sort of top of the line gaming PC, something that won't need to be upgraded for about 4 years or so
>Laptop as well
>Do some investing
>Give shit loads to charity
>Buy a helicopter
>Smallish house because I will end up living and dying alone
>Cry
User avatar #97 - fredthemilkman (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be rich
>Buy Funnyjunk
>ban everybody
>unban tardaasa and Ray Bingo
#106 - pehtran (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i love the fact that noone would use their cash to stop war,hunger, poverty, ecc...   
picture semi-related
i love the fact that noone would use their cash to stop war,hunger, poverty, ecc...
picture semi-related
User avatar #35 - calawesome (05/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If I was rich I'd do two things.

1) give enough to my mum and the other people I love so that they can live comfortably for the rest of their earthly lives.

2) go to every major city I can and open a homeless hotel type thing. A place sort of like a youth hostel, but for homeless people with a good few thousand beds so that they have somewhere to sleep at night.
#86 - drewbridge (05/19/2013) [-]
If I was rich, I'd invest. Land, stock, interest, etc.    
Keep a faction, buy 20-40 acres, build a house. Buy guns, rare earth minerals and other shit.    
   
While you stupid jews spend it on women and video games, my great grandkids will have an extremely bright future, and guaranteed college education if they choose, they'll invest, and then world domination and the new world order success is a sure thing.
If I was rich, I'd invest. Land, stock, interest, etc.
Keep a faction, buy 20-40 acres, build a house. Buy guns, rare earth minerals and other shit.

While you stupid jews spend it on women and video games, my great grandkids will have an extremely bright future, and guaranteed college education if they choose, they'll invest, and then world domination and the new world order success is a sure thing.
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#52 - violentpixi (05/19/2013) [-]
every girl wants neck down alopecia
every girl wants neck down alopecia
#41 - unoletmehavename (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I would buy a good gaming PC
I would buy a good gaming PC
#95 - devout feminist (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #9 - AliceZ (05/19/2013) [-]
Should I become rich:
>Buy a house.
>Furnish said house.
>Buy a car. Nothing fancy, just a regular car.
>Travel a bit.
>Put away rest of money.
>Maybe buy a dog.
#113 - flyingtrees (05/19/2013) [-]
>Open a chain of pet food stores all over the country and it would be called Shit Ass Pet Fuckers.
>Dog food would cost a million dollars for one can, that’s the price, fuck you, you don’t like it? Fuck off, it's Shit Ass Pet Fuckers.
>Nobody will ever, ever spend a dime at Shit Ass Pet Fuckers, but i will keep it open for years and decades and never close, keep expanding like we’re doing great… Open a new one every day next to another one, surround every Starbucks with five shit ass pet fuckers all facing each other.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_XiA4U_XsE
User avatar #14 - deathcampforjewtie (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>build my dream home(architect as fuck)
>pay for my dad's surgery
>hire a black butler
>force him to answer to "Geoffrey" and pretend to be Geoffrey from Fresh Prince 24/7.
>get my Rubicon some new tires and my Golden Knee a new terrarium.
#100 - devout feminist (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd pay off the national debt.

Oh wait, even rich people can't do that.
User avatar #104 to #100 - ofmiceandmen (05/19/2013) [-]
So fahny joke.
#87 - ixcarnifexxi (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ixcarnifexxi rolled a random image posted in comment #63479 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Thing I'd do if I become rich
#111 to #87 - tormain (05/19/2013) [-]
you would turn yourself into a Mii...
#6 - Temari ONLINE (05/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What I would do if I was rich:   
-Buy a gaming laptop   
-Buy a gaming PC   
-Buy a Mac (just because I like the platform for simple things like internet browsing, I had to use one for a year but it grew on me, so I bought an old iBook for $100, but it's mad old)   
-Buy a Rolex (I like two tone submariners, okay?)   
-Buy a BMW (New and pimped out with all the good stuff)   
-Get laser hair removal (it's a good idea actually, get everything that isn't my eyebrows, eyelashes or face done)   
-Get laser eye surgery (I have terrible vision)   
-Buy a house near the lake (there's a really nice, private neighbourhood in my town with nice cottage-like houses right by the lake that I love, but even terrible tiny houses far from the lake go for half a million, like any other average house in my town)   
   
I think that's it.
What I would do if I was rich:
-Buy a gaming laptop
-Buy a gaming PC
-Buy a Mac (just because I like the platform for simple things like internet browsing, I had to use one for a year but it grew on me, so I bought an old iBook for $100, but it's mad old)
-Buy a Rolex (I like two tone submariners, okay?)
-Buy a BMW (New and pimped out with all the good stuff)
-Get laser hair removal (it's a good idea actually, get everything that isn't my eyebrows, eyelashes or face done)
-Get laser eye surgery (I have terrible vision)
-Buy a house near the lake (there's a really nice, private neighbourhood in my town with nice cottage-like houses right by the lake that I love, but even terrible tiny houses far from the lake go for half a million, like any other average house in my town)

I think that's it.
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