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WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!!

WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!!. Don't look at the tags. File: ks, woven, ) Amy' s Baking Company 7366 E Shea Blvd Ste 112 Scottsdale, AZ 85260 480) c- on ii E er

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Amy' s Baking Company
7366 E Shea Blvd
Ste 112
Scottsdale, AZ 85260
480)
c- on ii E er It L E I Chillpill o. I
is this Amy' s Baking Company?
oh: Yeah, what the **** do you want?
with. I wasjust wanting to make a reservation.
eh: Yeah? Is this another one ofyou haters trying to make me look like a crazy fool? You think I' m going to fall foryour stupid gamess?
me? I think you have me mistaken for someone else. I' been out ofthe country forthe last 2 weeks and I got in tonight. My friends recommended your restaurant, so I thought I' d make a reservation.
Hit: (Oh, , I thought you were those other internet punks trying to ruin my business.
solo. I tryto avoid the Internet. I nevermid like tit. Too many innocent, hard working people suffering as a result fatrolls. I internet should be banned and those trolls sent to Africa.
so: Oh my god, I' been saying the exact same thing!
how about that reservation?
Hit: (Oh, yeah, right! Ofcourse! We are currently closed for remodelling, but we will be having a grand reopening on the 21st May, and the soonest reservation available would be on the 22nd.
ll be perfect, gives me time to catch up on sleep and my wife should fly back into town that morning.
eh: Great! So what name can I book you under?
Irustled, Jimmies Rushed- For around, say Tom?
Hit: (OK, Jimmy Russel, that' ll be fine I' got you booked in for c,
h wait!!! One last thing!
silo you serve battletoads? I haven' t experienced that since I was a kid and,
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#92 - TheCynic (05/19/2013) [-]
"Go mop up the kitchen"
"Okay, where's the mop?"
" **** you, you're fired!"
#178 to #92 - newspice ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
"You think you can question ME?"
User avatar #351 to #92 - heartgoldawesome (05/19/2013) [-]
"Are you sure?"
"NO ONE CAN HAVE ATTITUDE IN MY KITCHEN, LEAVE NOW"
#30 - holler (05/18/2013) [-]
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#43 to #42 - holler (05/18/2013) [-]
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#54 to #50 - holler (05/18/2013) [-]
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#62 to #54 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Hands down, this is the best thing I have ever seen on funnyjunk
#60 to #54 - mummyslittlebitch (05/18/2013) [-]
BEST THREAD EVER
BEST THREAD EVER
#386 to #60 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
No, shadowrated is a brony so thumbed down and reported ; )
User avatar #429 to #386 - spyrothehedgehog (05/19/2013) [-]
you are why we can't have nice things
#334 to #54 - captainpatters (05/19/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		.....
Holy **** .....
#274 - Falkor (05/19/2013) [-]
i can only imagine this is how she will look for a long while after all this
i can only imagine this is how she will look for a long while after all this
User avatar #276 to #274 - jibbablabba (05/19/2013) [-]
then the whole state of arizona and the internet ******* celebrates that we successfully snuffed out one of the world's problems
#112 - ragged (05/19/2013) [-]
"Yeah, what the **** do you want?"

Now that's how a professional greets her customers. Let'em know you won't take their ******** from the start.
User avatar #61 - Shenanigins (05/18/2013) [-]
Answers the phone, "yeah what the **** do you want?"

Do they ******* expect to get business like that?
#80 to #61 - Kaellnx (05/18/2013) [-]
**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #2003097 at Friendly ** all I have hear in the back of my head was Albuquerque
User avatar #295 to #61 - Shenanigins (05/19/2013) [-]
Why is this getting so many thumbs?
User avatar #298 to #295 - ugoboom ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Because it's 1000% true.
#311 to #295 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
Don't question it, just accept it
User avatar #52 - Silver Quantum (05/18/2013) [-]
she should have caught on that he was a troll the moment he said that someone recommended him the restaurant
User avatar #53 to #52 - manformen (05/18/2013) [-]
wow, Um.. I... BUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#86 - setofreakinkaiba (05/19/2013) [-]
I lost it at Jimmies Rustled.
#399 to #86 - diegotan (05/19/2013) [-]
He looks like Skips from Regular Show!
He looks like Skips from Regular Show!
#305 - meximan (05/19/2013) [-]
When Gordon Ramsay gives up on you, it's time to close up shop
When Gordon Ramsay gives up on you, it's time to close up shop
User avatar #411 to #305 - itsnotbutthurt (05/19/2013) [-]
Do you happen to have the sauce of that gif?
User avatar #441 to #411 - meximan (05/19/2013) [-]
It's from the youtube game commentator cr1tikal, but his account name is penguinz0. I think this is when he plays Cry of Fear.
User avatar #442 to #441 - itsnotbutthurt (05/19/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you.
User avatar #443 to #442 - meximan (05/19/2013) [-]
Anytime
#280 - filipnocd (05/19/2013) [-]
Miranda is pretty cute...
#79 - gustaviaable (05/18/2013) [-]
>Rustled, Jimmie Rustled
Lost it.
Pic related I always lmao when reading it.
#75 - awesomenessdefined (05/18/2013) [-]
That would have been hilarious if it happened.
#33 - flixoe (05/18/2013) [-]
/b/ thread
#34 to #33 - flixoe (05/18/2013) [-]
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#40 to #33 - KyoFanGirl (05/18/2013) [-]
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#331 - bitey (05/19/2013) [-]
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#219 - betaguy ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
mfw that whole episode
#41 - AirborneAlpha (05/18/2013) [-]
I bet the Battletoads are frozen too.
I bet the Battletoads are frozen too.
#73 to #41 - astraldeity ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #278 to #41 - toncheky (05/19/2013) [-]
Don't you mean Combatfrogs?
#283 to #278 - combatfrogs (05/19/2013) [-]
what?
#284 to #283 - toncheky (05/19/2013) [-]
oh lawdy
#48 to #41 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
And drenched in White Truffle Oil
And drenched in White Truffle Oil
#90 to #48 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
Meow meow
Meow meow
User avatar #439 to #90 - billybeee (05/19/2013) [-]
im aroused by this
#47 to #41 - alstorp (05/18/2013) [-]
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#216 - thehumor (05/19/2013) [-]
This place really deserved it. It was on an episode of chef Ramses and he quit. HE 			*******		 QUIT. They were rude, arrogant, couldn't take criticism or blame, and just all around terrible people   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0   
   
This is the episode if you want to see for yourself
This place really deserved it. It was on an episode of chef Ramses and he quit. HE ******* QUIT. They were rude, arrogant, couldn't take criticism or blame, and just all around terrible people

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0

This is the episode if you want to see for yourself
User avatar #287 to #216 - sidnineonefourtwo (05/19/2013) [-]
Guy had every right and should have knocked him the **** out! 5:50
#226 to #216 - sonicg ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Hey now. Be nice, it's gotta be hard being one of the few women who can speak feline.
User avatar #236 to #226 - urfunnyman (05/19/2013) [-]
MEOW MEOW MEOW.....MEOW MOEW..MEOW
User avatar #257 to #236 - deathcampforjewtie (05/19/2013) [-]
Haha you said it man.
#2 - godofdickcheese (05/18/2013) [-]
Not sure if I should laugh or pity them, they are clearly not well.
#133 to #2 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally the sentence
User avatar #244 to #2 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
Wow, I was wondering if the show was just making them look worse than they really were, but the fact that all of those comments were made in 2010 clinches it for me
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