Chair. . French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!" Italian: This chair is feminine! "La medial" German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stiull" English: This c
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Chair

French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La medial"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stiull"
English: This chair is a ******* abject. I dont see a skirt er a pair of
trousers anywhere an its cold hard surface, you people are *******
insane.
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Submitted: 05/18/2013
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#165 - sometimeswefuck (05/19/2013) [-]
lmao english is probably the most inconsistent and complicated language.

rules are only partially true and break every which way. so many special cases and special situations.
#166 to #165 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
English is the most pure language in the world after maths.
#181 to #166 - sometimeswefuck (05/22/2013) [-]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
#177 to #166 - thefifthgiraki (05/19/2013) [-]
And your source on that statement is...?
User avatar #161 - insaneiare (05/19/2013) [-]
but noone is ******* me!
+1
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#151 - knightsend (05/19/2013) [-]
"harry, it's an inanimate 						*******					 object"
"harry, it's an inanimate ******* object"
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User avatar #149 - thalfak (05/19/2013) [-]
Implying that Skirts are only meant for women and trousers are only meant for men
User avatar #157 to #149 - mads (05/19/2013) [-]
Actually that isn't implied here at all. In fact that is something that you have inferred from the post.
#144 - jakekel (05/19/2013) [-]
Checkmate
User avatar #159 to #144 - thelordofbutthurt (05/19/2013) [-]
you win this round.
#143 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
English actually used to have gendered nouns, until it mixed with some other language that used different genders for the same objects. They decided it was pointless and confusing, so they got rid of it. Themoreyouknow.gif
User avatar #139 - ninjasquirle (05/19/2013) [-]
Der Stuhl sounds like a german pilot of ww1. Just imagine fighting Van Der Stuhl in the skies above europe.
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User avatar #130 - thekinganon (05/19/2013) [-]
Then you remember that without French, German and Latin created the English language...
#137 to #130 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
latin had next to no influence on english.
#164 to #137 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
latin has loads of influence on english. hence all the latin words, and adapted latin words. idiot
User avatar #163 to #137 - Crusader ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Romans spoke latin, and had it as the default language for Catholicism, so when they took over Britain and brought catholicism, people would have learned latin.
User avatar #140 to #137 - randomserb (05/19/2013) [-]
georgecostanza.jpg
#141 to #140 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
The romans spoke latin. But they never attempted to 'merge' with the Britons, but rather invade. SO the common man on England wasnt influenced by latin because they were never taught it (unless they were monks, but they often kept themselves away writing the bible) etc. Then the Romans left and no latin was put into the public language.
User avatar #142 to #141 - randomserb (05/19/2013) [-]
georgecostanza.jpg
#127 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
german not dutch
#124 - diegotan (05/19/2013) [-]
In polish it's also an object!
In polish it's also an object!
User avatar #132 to #124 - moseph (05/19/2013) [-]
A masculine object
User avatar #133 to #132 - diegotan (05/19/2013) [-]
Nope. It's "to krzesło". "To" means "that".
User avatar #135 to #133 - moseph (05/19/2013) [-]
but "that well" would be "ta studnia". "to" is a masculine "that" , thus implying that the chair is masculine
#123 - thefifthgiraki (05/19/2013) [-]
Swedish: The chair is common! "Stolen!"

You know, common gender, as opposed to neuter.
Beat that, era rövhattar.
User avatar #153 to #123 - alhemicar (05/19/2013) [-]
So swedish has 4 genders?
#175 to #153 - thefifthgiraki (05/19/2013) [-]
No, just common and neuter, but common used to be masuline/feminine, like in German.
It provides maximal confusion beause there is absolutely no actual quality something can have to determine which one it should have.
It's also worth noting that the other Norse languages have lots of nouns that are identical, except they have different gender, so that's fun.
User avatar #176 to #175 - alhemicar (05/19/2013) [-]
Wow, this makes me sure I'll never start learning Swedish.
anyway ty
#122 - dantemp (05/19/2013) [-]
English - grammar for idiots, spelling for ******* geniuses.
#119 - conordalymcr (05/19/2013) [-]
Polish not only has masculine and feminine words, but ******* neutral words too.
User avatar #154 to #119 - alhemicar (05/19/2013) [-]
That's like every language that has genders
User avatar #121 to #119 - midnightrain (05/19/2013) [-]
so does german it has masculine, feminine and "it"
User avatar #112 - screamingdemon ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
But you still say "she" about stuff like boats.
#138 to #112 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
I dont... I never understood why some people do. I think its because some people take their vehicles too seriously, thus why some give them names.
User avatar #118 to #112 - ingabenwetrust (05/19/2013) [-]
That's just tradition, you would be just as correct to say "it"
#111 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
der stuhl - the stool, and french never capitilizes things...
User avatar #107 - turtlecat (05/19/2013) [-]
Anglo Master Race
User avatar #155 to #107 - alhemicar (05/19/2013) [-]
pfft.

Slavs ftw!
User avatar #173 to #129 - turtlecat (05/19/2013) [-]
I mean, I was referring to the United Kingdom, US, Australia, and Canada, but okay.
#174 to #173 - itsbendingtime ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I know the whole anglosphere is master race, but the st georges cross is probably the flag most associated with Anglo-Saxons.
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User avatar #116 to #107 - joshythehipster (05/19/2013) [-]
Anglo Master Race reporting in
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