Why women cant drive... . staking he Earrape brental car has 3 pedals were yen kidding me? Why yen guys have 3 pedals??? C) Anonymous : % 9 Hit is clutch, middl
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Why women cant drive..

staking he Earrape
brental car has 3 pedals
were yen ******* kidding me?
Why yen guys have 3 pedals???
C) Anonymous : % 9
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this is the origin at the saying that whitemeat can' t drive
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#25 - kridane (05/18/2013) [-]
4chan people are stupid, the 1 in the middle is the maximum overdrive peddle, i know, i watch top gear.
4chan people are stupid, the 1 in the middle is the maximum overdrive peddle, i know, i watch top gear.
User avatar #36 to #25 - bakkenbears (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah just like in fast and the furious!
#149 to #25 - kingrui (05/19/2013) [-]
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#62 to #25 - jurto (05/19/2013) [-]
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#5 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
what if you are getting a blowjob while driving then?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mephiblis ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
That's why we Europeans have 2 dicks.
#7 to #5 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
Ever heard of there are no brakes on the rape train? Same rules apply.
#177 to #7 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
you guise
you guise
you guise

what if he responded to himself?
User avatar #213 to #177 - yoloswaggins (05/19/2013) [-]
you can tell by clicking 'hide all' on his comment. The other anon post still comes up.
#217 to #213 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Is that true?
#218 to #217 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Yes it is
#220 to #218 - bfandgfthumbwar ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
i know it is true because i hid your comments, and you responded to yourself.
User avatar #42 to #7 - HSkieth (05/18/2013) [-]
This made me laugh way harder then the actual content.
User avatar #133 to #7 - iksdistek (05/19/2013) [-]
HURR DURR DEES MAEK MI LAFF HURRDUR THAN AKSHOOL CONTANT
#4 - dsrtpnk (05/18/2013) [-]
What if it's your nut sack that reaches the pedal first?
What if it's your nut sack that reaches the pedal first?
#10 to #4 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
(fukken saved)
#12 to #10 - skysailor (05/18/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
User avatar #41 to #4 - zaxzwim (05/18/2013) [-]
that's a cool ass picture
#73 to #41 - killapa (05/19/2013) [-]
Want more I got some like that.
Want more I got some like that.
#75 to #73 - killapa (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 to #75 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Link is fat as ****
User avatar #81 to #80 - killapa (05/19/2013) [-]
8bit link is about 4 pixels from his hips to his stomach so not really.


Oh yeah btw MATHS.
#77 to #75 - killapa (05/19/2013) [-]
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#78 to #77 - killapa (05/19/2013) [-]
May have more hidden on my PC still looking.
May have more hidden on my PC still looking.
User avatar #151 to #78 - kingrui (05/19/2013) [-]
find red pls
User avatar #76 to #73 - zaxzwim (05/19/2013) [-]
sure, do a dump
#13 to #4 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
it gets really ugly if the nut sack gets under the pedal without you noticing it.
#119 to #13 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
oh god
oh god
#159 to #13 - cazabrow (05/19/2013) [-]
*****		 lol'd
***** lol'd
User avatar #9 - backupclover (05/18/2013) [-]
I feel happy to be in the 3 pedal master race.
#146 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Also why Asians are bad drivers.
#203 to #146 - konradkurze (05/19/2013) [-]
related
related
#178 to #146 - ludislavonac (05/19/2013) [-]
At least they can read minds then
#107 - iheartdubstep (05/19/2013) [-]
i guess this also explains why asians can't drive
User avatar #152 to #107 - irockhard (05/19/2013) [-]
I guess this also explains why asians can't drive
User avatar #153 to #152 - irockhard (05/19/2013) [-]
I guess this also explains why asians can't drive.
User avatar #154 to #153 - theoriginalzombie (05/19/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
User avatar #155 to #154 - irockhard (05/19/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
#204 - neokun (05/19/2013) [-]
Because our cars don't drive us places. We drive the cars places.
Because our cars don't drive us places. We drive the cars places.
User avatar #135 - pulluspardus (05/19/2013) [-]
>Driving for a few hours with no traffic
"Oh god, I love manual"

>Driving for a few hours in a traffic jam
"I ******* HATE MANUAL"

Basically my experience with it.
#197 to #135 - internetrage (05/19/2013) [-]
there is no greater feeling on this earth than banging the car into 4th
there is no greater feeling on this earth than banging the car into 4th
#207 to #197 - itsbendingtime (05/19/2013) [-]
Accelerating really ******* hard through the lower gears is also a great feeling.
User avatar #143 to #135 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I love my manual regardless.
User avatar #145 to #135 - chuckbillrow (05/19/2013) [-]
>two seconds at the drivers seat of a manual car
"some one else drive!"

i dont know how to drive manual the clutch scares me
User avatar #169 to #145 - octaviano (05/19/2013) [-]
>press clutch
>shift gear
>release clutch
Welcome to the 2nd Gear.
User avatar #211 to #169 - chrystof (05/19/2013) [-]
The most annoying thing when I learnt was the whole biting point thing though
User avatar #147 to #145 - pulluspardus (05/19/2013) [-]
Its nothing scary, you get used to it about the first or second time of using it.
User avatar #148 to #135 - arrogant (05/19/2013) [-]
I've found that I love the control that a manual provides. As lame as it sounds, being in an auto and having it start to roll without me pressing the accelerator always felt weird
#165 to #148 - urbemarmis (05/19/2013) [-]
see i kind of like that. if i have to move a foot or two id rather have it roll by itself at a slow pace than me having to feather the gas.
User avatar #226 to #165 - arrogant (05/23/2013) [-]
when you drive a manual, you can often roll by releasing the clutch slowly, and relying on the torque from the idling engine
User avatar #171 to #135 - anteatereatingants (05/19/2013) [-]
It requires a little more of your focus to be on driving if you're in a traffic jam with a manual. I don't know about you, but for me that's a good thing.
#179 to #135 - ludislavonac (05/19/2013) [-]
I've never even driven an automatic car, the stick shift is like a part of me when I drive
#1 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
as a swede i can confirm this. Both the pedals and the dick, but i have to say that a 5 hour trip can be quite exhausting.
#139 to #1 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #167 to #139 - alexthebest ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
u wot?
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#17 - insanefreak (05/18/2013) [-]
You mean to say that there are countries where there are no cars with three pedals? I know some of the cars here are so called 'automatics' who only have two, but having three is easier to me, and that's the most common over here (Belgium).

Is this a true thing, or is this just a joke I'm misinterpreting?
User avatar #23 to #17 - doombunni (05/18/2013) [-]
Depends where you live. I'm from the south, where knowing how to drive a stick shift is almost mandatory. Most other places, particularly in urban areas, are where a majority of people drive automatic.
User avatar #96 to #23 - psychopsychedelic (05/19/2013) [-]
I live in the South and drive an automatic. I would love a manual.
User avatar #137 to #96 - doombunni (05/19/2013) [-]
The only sucky part about driving a manual is hills. I'm not too used to them since I live on the coast
User avatar #223 to #137 - arkytior (05/19/2013) [-]
The hills and sharp turn are the best part! You speed up and go around and change gears and have FUN!
User avatar #225 to #223 - doombunni (05/20/2013) [-]
No, that is fun,especially if you're 4wheeling, I meant when I'm in a town and have to stop uphill for a light or something, then start again
User avatar #168 to #17 - failtolawl ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
saying that manual is "easier" than automatic is pretty stupid. you can get used to it and it can be easy for you, but having to not use a clutch nor shift would always be easier.
User avatar #21 to #17 - arkytior (05/18/2013) [-]
I thought it's known all over the world that the anti-theft system for your car in America is having a manual car xD
#121 to #21 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
not in the south.
#150 to #121 - xpeh (05/19/2013) [-]
Not in the north, either
User avatar #19 to #17 - GeneralLeeInsane (05/18/2013) [-]
Many city-folk in America are accustomed to automatic transmission.
Numerous rednecks and car aficionados still drive standards.
User avatar #27 to #17 - mcatheistnuggets (05/18/2013) [-]
There was a reason that automatic was invented. It's easy. There isn't a learning curve to it, and there's no risk of stripping your gears.
User avatar #116 to #27 - kevinator ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Having a leg problem in my left leg, I can't drive a clutch.

I do drive, a stepthronic car though, more fun than an automatic.

I live in Canada.
User avatar #18 to #17 - aldheim (05/18/2013) [-]
I imagine all countries have at least one manual car in them.
#39 - mexicandudeinsd (05/18/2013) [-]
i live in the us but i learned to drive manual from riding bikes and trucks. my dad is a trucker and i used to drive his truck when he taught me
i live in the us but i learned to drive manual from riding bikes and trucks. my dad is a trucker and i used to drive his truck when he taught me
#117 - harryblazer (05/19/2013) [-]
id prefer it when the women pleasures me with her feet
#157 to #117 - dcdt (05/19/2013) [-]
Lindsey Stirling?
Lindsey Stirling?
#118 to #117 - guythatdisagrees (05/19/2013) [-]
Athlete's foot on dick?
User avatar #120 to #118 - iamkagji (05/19/2013) [-]
That's called Jock Itch
User avatar #122 to #120 - alphawolffifteen (05/19/2013) [-]
No..it's called athlete's foot...
User avatar #123 to #122 - iamkagji (05/19/2013) [-]
Jock itch is when the same fungus that causes athlete's foot infects the groin. It's pretty common, especially in contact sports where you have to wear a cup.
#125 to #123 - tyroneisanigger (05/19/2013) [-]
i get jock itch a lot.
it's sweaty down there (especially in summer)
User avatar #126 to #125 - iamkagji (05/19/2013) [-]
I got it when i used to work as a stable hand in high school. Between the friction and heat and everything, it was horrible.
#128 to #126 - tyroneisanigger (05/19/2013) [-]
I get it working in a damn kitchen in McDonald's, holy **** does it get got back there, it makes it worse that you are not allowed to wear shorts too. It can easily get up to 95 degree on a good day.
User avatar #129 to #128 - iamkagji (05/19/2013) [-]
Jeez. That only reinforces my refusal to work in the food industry.
#130 to #129 - tyroneisanigger (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can't get much better right now, I don't have a diploma and I'm under 18. Two key qualifications basically anywhere that pays over minimum wage.
I'll join the LAPD once I'm 18 with my diploma while going to college there.
Sucks that LA is 1900 miles away though.
User avatar #132 to #130 - iamkagji (05/19/2013) [-]
Huh. Well, I lose my job next week, and I will be training to join the Marine Corps. I wish you well in joining the LAPD.
#158 to #117 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 88**

dubs and thread
#97 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
wait so...when you drive to get your license you learn automatic only?

One would think that if you're going to be driving around in a ton of steel at high speeds you would learn the hardest way of driving.

-You get good at driving manual
-You get even better at automatic.
-Win/win
#156 to #97 - mwsorensen (05/19/2013) [-]
Personally i don't really care which having driven both i now own an automatic mostly because i drive cross country and its nice to just click on cruise control when your driving for 8 hours straight. also i don't think it matters which one you learn on because ****** drivers are always going to be ****** drivers and if your a good driver it doesn't matter which one you learn on
User avatar #170 to #156 - oliverbass (05/19/2013) [-]
Cars with manual gearboxes have cruise control too. Just sayin'.
Still, an automatic is more convenient.
#28 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
Have some people honestly never seen a stick shift these days?
User avatar #35 to #28 - bakkenbears (05/18/2013) [-]
Amaricans
#65 to #35 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
They're actually pretty common where I live.
User avatar #108 to #65 - hedgehogman (05/19/2013) [-]
Really? Where I live it feels like one in a million. At my school it's me and like 4 other kids.
#194 - fukyeahraptorr (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - vatra (05/19/2013) [-]
Do other countries really thing that Americans don't know what a manual transmission is? For ***** sake, everyone I know knows what a stick shift is not all of them know how or have experience driving one, but I've yet to meet one person that doesn't know what that is.
User avatar #193 to #51 - Seventeen (05/19/2013) [-]
we know you know what manual cars are, we just hate that you call them 'stick shifts'.
User avatar #198 to #193 - vatra (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh really? Why is that?
#57 to #51 - doyouevenllft (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, some countries really thing that
User avatar #58 to #57 - vatra (05/19/2013) [-]
Oops..
User avatar #64 - chuca (05/19/2013) [-]
as a american i feel i have to point out that every single person i know knows the difference between auto and manual, and that almost every person i know that drives either has or would rather have a manual

inb4 her der dumbass americans don't know anything
#138 to #64 - mattzoman (05/19/2013) [-]
Haha. My Jeep Patriot is a manual. I love that car.
User avatar #74 to #64 - zorororonoa (05/19/2013) [-]
I am learning how to drive manual. I am liking it a lot better than automatic
#110 to #64 - evanistheman (05/19/2013) [-]
I've been driving a manual since I've been able to drive. I hate it at this point.
#68 to #64 - alhemicar (05/19/2013) [-]
her der dumbass americans don't know anything
her der dumbass americans don't know anything
#71 to #68 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Says the guy who thought a car couldn't have only 2 pedals
User avatar #72 to #71 - alhemicar (05/19/2013) [-]
*double facepalm*
#50 - huntergriff (05/19/2013) [-]
>staking he Earrape
>he Earrape
>Earrape

User avatar #175 - bobbybeats (05/19/2013) [-]
I don't even drive and I knew what that was.
#180 to #175 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
most people know
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