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#130 - azroth (05/18/2013) [-]
It turns out that the crazy bitch actually spent some time in prison about a decade ago for social security fraud or some **** .. Given the fact that she said her husband was some playboy in Vegas who obviously has enough money to brag about, i'm guessing that after she got out of prison she became a stripper of some sort and met her husband in Vegas and being the gold digger that she probably is, she seduced him and they got married and she started sprouting **** about her passion for cooking and then he bought the amy's baking company business for a million dollars like she said he did, obviously having no ******* clue how to run a business.. And i guess that explains why the husband didn't know **** about how to treat customers or how to run the technological/money side of it, and explains why she was such a terrible ******* cook and she treats everyone else like trash because she was a stripper and that knocks her insecurity about having to be better than everyone now that she thinks she is a big enterprise owner and probably why she treats her employees like **** because she probably got treated like **** in vegas when she was an employee there
User avatar #546 to #130 - nastoy (05/19/2013) [-]
Bitch just got A-NA-LYZED
User avatar #605 to #546 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
anal eyes
#512 to #130 - cockasian (05/19/2013) [-]
that's a really plausible theory, and the longest ******* run-on sentence iIve ever had the pleasure of reading. Congratulations on both accounts.
User avatar #404 to #130 - xldarkking (05/18/2013) [-]
Its even better to know that they got married 5 months after meeting (Don't know if it was after meeting or after dating)
#385 to #130 - yunghunt (05/18/2013) [-]
I bet she makes good toilet wine then.
User avatar #315 to #130 - guymandude (05/18/2013) [-]
My theory is that Samy was willing to pay the money to make it so that he could continue to get laid, all while also creating the perfect outlet for laundering the money he has earned with all his gangster-related activities.

actually that would kind of explain why they manage to stay afloat despite having very few customers
User avatar #566 to #315 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
So you're saying, as a playboy, you need to leave all the other women and open up a million dollar business for one woman, just so you can continue getting laid?
User avatar #575 to #566 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
maybe he's only good at the laundering money part, and not at the getting laid part. He just needed to find a woman who desperately needed money.
#577 to #575 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
In reality, I felt a bit bad for Sammy. I'm sure he's the one who called Ramsey. He's losing money, and he wanted help. It seemed like there were times he hated Amy, but was too scared to say anything.
User avatar #578 to #577 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
yeah I felt the same. It seemed like every time he got angry it was only because he was trying to defend that ******* crazy woman, and the rest of the time he seemed somewhat sensible.

Even that part of the episode where he goes to the table to find out what the person didn't like about their food, he made some sense in his reaction. He asks the guy whats wrong with the food and he says "...I don't really know, something's just off" and "I don't like how it tastes." He was probably just thinking "maybe you don't like the type of food you ordered then?"
User avatar #351 to #315 - witislimited (05/18/2013) [-]
As if to suggest they have real customers.
User avatar #249 to #130 - Nameloc (05/18/2013) [-]
Not bad theory.
Just ran on a bit.

But yeah, it's entirely possible that's how it happened.
#148 to #130 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
You should right screenplays.   
This is an entirely plausible backstory.
You should right screenplays.
This is an entirely plausible backstory.
#151 to #148 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
I need a friggan nap.
#131 to #130 - azroth (05/18/2013) [-]
but i couldn't be arsed reading into everything fully so who the **** knows
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