Meet Batshit Amy. Man this was one crazy bitch. Laughed hard at the episode .. I felt so, so bad for Gordon that entire episode.
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User avatar #1 - beasert (05/18/2013) [-]
I felt so, so bad for Gordon that entire episode.
User avatar #450 to #1 - DiabloStrawhat (05/18/2013) [-]
No kidding. Despite how much fun it is to see Ramsey get angry, you know he cares about helping people. These two were just generally bad people with no skill in the restaurant business and what appears to be a pathological fear of criticism. I wasn't even that surprised that he quit. I was more surprised that he lasted that long.
#551 to #1 - SILENCEnight (05/19/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2176082 at Friendly ** i was actually surprised at how calm he was throughout the episode
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2176082 at Friendly ** i was actually surprised at how calm he was throughout the episode
#17 to #1 - zeto (05/18/2013) [-]
Could you please tell which season and episode?
User avatar #24 to #17 - craxxet (05/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0

Found it down in the comments, posted by zukabazuka, incase you didn't find it yourself.
User avatar #431 to #24 - hole (05/18/2013) [-]
This was actually frightening...! Is it possible to be this ****** up?
User avatar #26 to #17 - controlstickone ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
season 6 episode 16
User avatar #25 to #17 - theunknownman (05/18/2013) [-]
If you want to watch the episode, just type in "Kitchen Nightmares - Amy's Baking Company" on YouTube and click the first video that shows up, the entire episode is on there.

It's Season 6 Episode 16.
User avatar #309 to #17 - noket (05/18/2013) [-]
last season, last episode
User avatar #185 to #1 - trollwoopnazi (05/18/2013) [-]
I did too - you could tell he was really trying, he really wanted to help them turn it around but they just weren't having it.
User avatar #124 to #1 - maxismahname (05/18/2013) [-]
I felt really bad for the 1 employee
User avatar #453 to #124 - DiabloStrawhat (05/18/2013) [-]
"Are you sure?"

"Wut the fuq you say u cheeky cunt, you're fired."

What an absolute bitch.
User avatar #583 to #453 - maxismahname (05/19/2013) [-]
I know, and she's so religious. dumb bitch
User avatar #586 to #583 - DiabloStrawhat (05/19/2013) [-]
Is she? I never got that vibe from the show
User avatar #587 to #586 - maxismahname (05/19/2013) [-]
well on the facebook posts she kept mentioning god and how he loves her, and same on the show...
User avatar #588 to #587 - DiabloStrawhat (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's wincing and trying to avoid eye contact with her and her "restaurant."
User avatar #589 to #588 - maxismahname (05/19/2013) [-]
haha probably
User avatar #2 to #1 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
I felt worse for the waiters and ex-staff who had to deal with *********** .
User avatar #205 to #2 - christopherdolan (05/18/2013) [-]
Yea, especially miranda, she was ******* awesome. The way she kept her cool, was as nice as possible to the costumers, and spoke her mind to ramsay was ******* badass. I might have fallen in love with her
#207 to #205 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
I wouldn't go that far.
I wouldn't go that far.
User avatar #211 to #207 - christopherdolan (05/18/2013) [-]
I do what I want, you don't know what you like, you just come in her and disrupt me when I try to comment, who do you think you are, I am the gangster not you, I'm gonna **** you
#215 to #211 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
.... Really now? be gentle.
#418 to #244 - janagirlff (05/18/2013) [-]
Damn, I never see this show on here!! Can we get a LOST thread over here?
Damn, I never see this show on here!! Can we get a LOST thread over here?
User avatar #268 to #215 - linktheherooftime (05/18/2013) [-]
What anime is that?
User avatar #557 to #268 - yodacan (05/19/2013) [-]
Maria Holic bro but prepare to be disappointed or not based on your preference
User avatar #559 to #557 - linktheherooftime (05/19/2013) [-]
I would ask why, but I don't like spoilers. I'll watch it after I'm done Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sunkai Next!, K-On!, Oreimo.
User avatar #269 to #268 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm not sure but it looks alot like Misa from Death Note
Try reverse image searching it.
User avatar #314 to #269 - chilleh (05/18/2013) [-]
Could be "Maria Holic". Never saw this scene in death note.
User avatar #3 to #2 - roderick (05/18/2013) [-]
I know right?
User avatar #455 to #246 - DiabloStrawhat (05/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for sharing!
#165 to #2 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I hope they found a new workplace.
The fact that they could deal with these two so long just shows that they deserve it.
User avatar #285 to #283 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
dude... the comment under you.
#286 to #285 - newborn (05/18/2013) [-]
oh whoops, i didn't see it. just ignore me then.
#43 - defectivetoast (05/18/2013) [-]
just got this fresh out of the oven, unlike her cooking. Enlarge
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User avatar #267 to #43 - samxdaxman (05/18/2013) [-]
Any responses from the Bitch-Queen herself?
User avatar #276 to #267 - defectivetoast (05/18/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - samxdaxman (05/18/2013) [-]
Did Amy's bakery respond to this post?
#348 to #277 - clockworkphysicist (05/18/2013) [-]
There are so many problems with your comment.   
The post is a common copypasta, and it was implied that THEY posted it. Why would they reply to something they posted.
There are so many problems with your comment.
The post is a common copypasta, and it was implied that THEY posted it. Why would they reply to something they posted.
User avatar #349 to #348 - samxdaxman (05/18/2013) [-]
**** . I thought someone else posted it on THEIR facebook page. Damn i feel stupid.
#352 to #349 - clockworkphysicist (05/18/2013) [-]
You are absolved.
You are absolved.
User avatar #354 to #352 - samxdaxman (05/18/2013) [-]
Thank you master.
User avatar #358 to #43 - alleksi (05/18/2013) [-]
cmon dude, at least alter the pasta so it makes sense in the context. it's not really funny if there's no context
#477 to #43 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
So I guess they did actually get hacked.
#526 to #43 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
I live in IL, and this works for me for some reason....
User avatar #65 to #43 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
I call bull
User avatar #74 to #65 - defectivetoast (05/18/2013) [-]
No **** , I made it.
#79 to #74 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh okay. I'm sorry then.
#299 to #74 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
If it was real I would reply "Gorilla warfare, huh? Sounds about right."
#35 - fuckedbyapony (05/18/2013) [-]
She needs to learn how to take a few tips!

oh wait..
#61 to #35 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
This.
This.
User avatar #8 - temporalguardian (05/18/2013) [-]
I can imagine the two of them when they go home after work all they do is make fake reviews until they have to go back to work again
#7 - potatos (05/18/2013) [-]
Looks like she remarried after the Grinch ditched her ass.
User avatar #542 to #522 - potatos (05/19/2013) [-]
OMG I REPOSTED A COMMENT
no wait
did just a lot of people who has seen the same movie every christmas since the year 2000 think the same thing?

That might be it.
User avatar #553 to #542 - gentlemanpyro (05/19/2013) [-]
OMG I TOTALLY SAID YOU REPOSTED MY COMMENT!
no wait
Maybe I was just pointing out I said it before you

That might be it.
User avatar #555 to #553 - potatos (05/19/2013) [-]
Actually, you didn't point out anything. All i saw was a picture and a link.
And considering how people on this site generally act when it comes to reposting, my reaction was to defend myself. I realize it might have been a bit harsh.
I am sorry if i pissed you off in any way, sir. I did not mean to be a douche like that.

It's my fear of reposting that got me. Sorry. really.
User avatar #19 to #7 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
I think thats leonards mom from Big Bang Theory
#128 to #7 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I knew I recognized her face.
#353 - checkandmate (05/18/2013) [-]
Ahh those eyes... Just the perfect shade of psycho.
User avatar #356 to #353 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
I hope someone rolls this and it becomes a thing.
User avatar #357 to #353 - vilememory (05/18/2013) [-]
The eyes are the windows to the soul and I see nothing but cob webs and dead birds...
#130 - azroth ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
It turns out that the crazy bitch actually spent some time in prison about a decade ago for social security fraud or some **** .. Given the fact that she said her husband was some playboy in Vegas who obviously has enough money to brag about, i'm guessing that after she got out of prison she became a stripper of some sort and met her husband in Vegas and being the gold digger that she probably is, she seduced him and they got married and she started sprouting **** about her passion for cooking and then he bought the amy's baking company business for a million dollars like she said he did, obviously having no ******* clue how to run a business.. And i guess that explains why the husband didn't know **** about how to treat customers or how to run the technological/money side of it, and explains why she was such a terrible ******* cook and she treats everyone else like trash because she was a stripper and that knocks her insecurity about having to be better than everyone now that she thinks she is a big enterprise owner and probably why she treats her employees like **** because she probably got treated like **** in vegas when she was an employee there
User avatar #249 to #130 - Nameloc (05/18/2013) [-]
Not bad theory.
Just ran on a bit.

But yeah, it's entirely possible that's how it happened.
User avatar #315 to #130 - guymandude (05/18/2013) [-]
My theory is that Samy was willing to pay the money to make it so that he could continue to get laid, all while also creating the perfect outlet for laundering the money he has earned with all his gangster-related activities.

actually that would kind of explain why they manage to stay afloat despite having very few customers
User avatar #566 to #315 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
So you're saying, as a playboy, you need to leave all the other women and open up a million dollar business for one woman, just so you can continue getting laid?
User avatar #575 to #566 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
maybe he's only good at the laundering money part, and not at the getting laid part. He just needed to find a woman who desperately needed money.
#577 to #575 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
In reality, I felt a bit bad for Sammy. I'm sure he's the one who called Ramsey. He's losing money, and he wanted help. It seemed like there were times he hated Amy, but was too scared to say anything.
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User avatar #578 to #577 - guymandude (05/19/2013) [-]
yeah I felt the same. It seemed like every time he got angry it was only because he was trying to defend that ******* crazy woman, and the rest of the time he seemed somewhat sensible.

Even that part of the episode where he goes to the table to find out what the person didn't like about their food, he made some sense in his reaction. He asks the guy whats wrong with the food and he says "...I don't really know, something's just off" and "I don't like how it tastes." He was probably just thinking "maybe you don't like the type of food you ordered then?"
User avatar #351 to #315 - witislimited ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
As if to suggest they have real customers.
#385 to #130 - yunghunt ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I bet she makes good toilet wine then.
User avatar #404 to #130 - xldarkking (05/18/2013) [-]
Its even better to know that they got married 5 months after meeting (Don't know if it was after meeting or after dating)
#512 to #130 - cockasian (05/19/2013) [-]
that's a really plausible theory, and the longest ******* run-on sentence iIve ever had the pleasure of reading. Congratulations on both accounts.
User avatar #546 to #130 - nastoy (05/19/2013) [-]
Bitch just got A-NA-LYZED
User avatar #605 to #546 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
anal eyes
#148 to #130 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
You should right screenplays.   
This is an entirely plausible backstory.
You should right screenplays.
This is an entirely plausible backstory.
#151 to #148 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
Write.
I need a friggan nap.
#131 to #130 - azroth ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
but i couldn't be arsed reading into everything fully so who the **** knows
#112 - leetpwnzer (05/18/2013) [-]
Are they gunna call the cyber police on everyone?
#227 to #112 - irokk ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
U dun guf'd
#326 to #112 - thatscottishguy (05/18/2013) [-]
Nah I think we need to call these guys on them.
User avatar #18 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
I found a version that works in the UK!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJFH8wgegI
#21 to #18 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
Thanks! Yesterday on the other front page OC posted I posted a link that worked in the UK like 20 times over and over so it wouldn't die out... No one cared enough before me to actually look for one.
Thanks! Yesterday on the other front page OC posted I posted a link that worked in the UK like 20 times over and over so it wouldn't die out... No one cared enough before me to actually look for one.
#23 to #18 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #121 to #18 - jackdh (05/18/2013) [-]
Thank you/.
User avatar #471 to #18 - prepareuranas (05/18/2013) [-]
oh my god why did i watch that
#230 to #18 - mehy (05/18/2013) [-]
Damn you british lucky bastard ! I wish i was born in UK  !
Damn you british lucky bastard ! I wish i was born in UK !
#72 to #18 - roarasaur (05/18/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard I've been looking all day for a video
You glorious bastard I've been looking all day for a video
User avatar #73 to #72 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
All day? I just searching something on youtube and the top result worked.
Guess I'm a super mega hacker then.
User avatar #75 to #73 - roarasaur (05/18/2013) [-]
I look on youtube and all the videos were restricted to the US
#34 to #18 - heartgoldawesome (05/18/2013) [-]
Thank you very much, I couldn't find the video.
Thank you very much, I couldn't find the video.
#16 - WillWalrus (05/18/2013) [-]
SHE'S MY JEWEL IN THE DESERT
#214 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
I gagged a little when chef bit into that nasty ass 'Blue Ribbon' burger and grease just poured out.
#425 to #214 - witislimited ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
American food is dangerous.
User avatar #216 to #214 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
I full out gagged...
User avatar #218 to #216 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
It was bad enough when his fingers were all greasy just from removing the ******* bun, but then when he bit it I went full on EWWW mode.
User avatar #223 to #218 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
I thought it was so unproffesional when Samy touched his pizza too

Ramsay:"The dough is undercooked"
Samytouch*
Ramsay: "Yeah touch it, it's undercooked".

He should have waited to be invited... touching the dough means he doubted his judgement, when the customer says its undercooked, even if it isn't, you say "I believe you"
User avatar #224 to #223 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
Wtf... ******* smilies -______-
User avatar #228 to #224 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
Yo...you hitting on me bro? That smily is very promiscuous....
Yeah I though the same thing when he put his grubby finger in that pizza. And those raviolis with the corn and pepper thrown on it!? ECK It looked like straight up barferoni
User avatar #231 to #228 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
This restaurant is horrid.

Are the deserts hers? or are they stolen too?
User avatar #239 to #231 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't even know because the desserts look fine, but I am willing to bet she has all those poor girls working for her doing all of the real work.
User avatar #240 to #239 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah the desserts looked really good... but Idk if they really are her or not.

If they are, then she should've just been a Bakery instead of a restaurant.
User avatar #242 to #240 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
A restaurant with an hour plus wait for a raw pizza and 60 other menu items that are unnecessary for such a small kitchen.
#245 to #242 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
Exactly!!! She should have had 25 items MAX!    
   
ANYONE WITH COMMON SENSE... too much rage right now -_____- .   
   
It would have been better as a bistro... with a proper Chef... theres just too much wrong with the damn restaurant... ugh.
Exactly!!! She should have had 25 items MAX!

ANYONE WITH COMMON SENSE... too much rage right now -_____- .

It would have been better as a bistro... with a proper Chef... theres just too much wrong with the damn restaurant... ugh.
User avatar #247 to #245 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
And to add insult to injury, THEY KEEP THE WAITRESS TIPS
How, just hooooooow!?
User avatar #252 to #247 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
If I were a waiter there, I wouldn't stand for that **** bro. I'd either quit or tell them to pay up b4 calling the police on them.
#256 to #252 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
How could you even get a word edge wise with those people!? Remember when that guy was trying to leave and the old dude was like, 'You pay and get the **** out, no no police!'. That dude was trying to leave when he didn't get his food and they expected him to wait for that **** and pay. Ridiculous, they totally take advantage of their staff and customers. Customers don't know what to eat or how to eat it apparently.
#89 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Their restaurant is literally a 10 minute drive from me... Today is a good day to not enjoy my food and be yelled at.
#188 to #89 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I live less than 10 miles away. they are closed till the 21st of may, and they are booked for all of their grand reopening.
#253 to #188 - Nameloc (05/18/2013) [-]
Why the hell do only Anons live near?   
I've love to see videos online showing people trolling Amy and 'Samy.'   
   
Hell, if they can complain about the food and get Samy to start cursing them out, they could threaten to sue them on the grounds of verbal abuse. Then maybe call the cops too, for a domestic dispute.   
That and if Samy get's too close to them and invades their personal space, all the while verbally abusing them, they are allowed to attack him until he's out of their way.   
(Like in the episode when the 3 guys talk to Samy and he starts cursing them out and gets in their face; The one guy would've been legally able to beat punch Samy.)
Why the hell do only Anons live near?
I've love to see videos online showing people trolling Amy and 'Samy.'

Hell, if they can complain about the food and get Samy to start cursing them out, they could threaten to sue them on the grounds of verbal abuse. Then maybe call the cops too, for a domestic dispute.
That and if Samy get's too close to them and invades their personal space, all the while verbally abusing them, they are allowed to attack him until he's out of their way.
(Like in the episode when the 3 guys talk to Samy and he starts cursing them out and gets in their face; The one guy would've been legally able to beat punch Samy.)
User avatar #107 to #89 - evilwheatleycore (05/18/2013) [-]
I'd just walk in, do normal stuff, complain about the food, ask to see her, then when she shows her face, scream, "Oh, God it's you!", throw whatever I ordered at her and run
User avatar #567 to #107 - deathstare (05/19/2013) [-]
You would never get to see her. She never receives the complaints. Sammy just tosses the evidence into the trash bin, and the compliant out the door.
User avatar #51 - budbrown ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Miranda (the waitress) seems absolutely great according to the episode
User avatar #600 to #51 - junkmanrs (05/19/2013) [-]
She's cute
User avatar #606 to #51 - temporalguardian (05/19/2013) [-]
Miranda's gunna get her own fanbase cause of that episode, Just you watch..
#102 to #51 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
i would **** her
#45 - slyve (05/18/2013) [-]
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I just watched the whole god damn episode. I really, really hope that bitch dies soon. Just knowing that she exists makes me feel physically ill.
User avatar #66 to #45 - thelordofbutthurt (05/18/2013) [-]
It was too funny.
#120 - falloutreaper (05/18/2013) [-]
MFW &quot;our food's the best food ever&quot;
MFW "our food's the best food ever"
#208 - tomowrath (05/18/2013) [-]
Those little ***** ....
User avatar #191 to #144 - johndapro ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
hhahahaha. god
User avatar #254 - armwulf (05/18/2013) [-]
Alright. A few notes.
Every 35 seconds, like clockwork, this woman claims that god is telling her to do this-
That her 'Talent' is god-given
Etc, etc.
I saw that she makes good deserts. That's what I saw.
But she doesn't know how to cook anything else.
With respect, she tries her heart out but she needs to stock up the kitchen, learn multitask cooking, and to take criticism.
When nearly all of your customers complain, and you have nearly no regulars-
You're doing it wrong.
The guy needs to take a step back, and let his employees do their job.
He assumes they aren't competent, when in reality they are.
The tips are for the servers, not for him. That's actually hitting illegal right there.
They need to grow up, and act like professionals.
#407 to #254 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
read somewhere yesterday that the desserts were storebought too
User avatar #483 to #407 - armwulf (05/19/2013) [-]
Got a source for that?
I'm curious now.
User avatar #330 to #254 - cullenatorguy (05/18/2013) [-]
They can't act like professionals, especially when Amy is a convicted felon.
User avatar #273 to #254 - garaichu (05/18/2013) [-]
Dayumn, a sensible comment with great criticism.

That's a rare gem, take a well-deserved thumb.
User avatar #482 to #273 - armwulf (05/19/2013) [-]
Someone who actually understands what that means an appreciates it
Likewise
#288 to #254 - mion (05/18/2013) [-]
"Oh my god, I'm not going to take this **** from you.
Who do you think you are? You aren't my boss. You can't talk to me like that.
You know what, you can go home!
Gimme a break, ugh!"
User avatar #270 to #117 - samxdaxman (05/18/2013) [-]
It's scary how similar Vaas and Amy are. Not just in appearance.
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