What brings a Breton to Skyrim?. Hehe.. Isn't it obvious? Why, the wonderful weather and hospitable people, of course! Not to mention my great fondness for dragons and petty political power struggles. hugh hue Huey Huwey Hwey Heawooay
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User avatar #8 - belethor (05/18/2013) [-]
Isn't it obvious? Why, the wonderful weather and hospitable people, of course! Not to mention my great fondness for dragons and petty political power struggles. Ah, but without a doubt, the most compelling feature of this frozen wasteland is the volley of inane questions leveled at me on a regular basis.
#6 - Rascal (05/18/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks that the Nords were really prickish, looking for independence, while persecuting Bretons? Double standard ************* ************* .
User avatar #2 - gallifreyan (05/17/2013) [-]
I've never played Skyrim, so this joke is lost on me.

However, I thumbed you up anyway. Give you a small boost.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jettom (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah, then allow me to explain! "Breton" is one of the playable races in Skyrim, and the description is a quote heard in the start if you are, in fact, playing as a Breton.
User avatar #7 to #3 - mattmuch (05/18/2013) [-]
hi Jettom
User avatar #13 to #7 - jettom (05/18/2013) [-]
Hi MattMuch
User avatar #15 to #13 - mattmuch (05/18/2013) [-]
It showed Titan-Eren in the new episode.
#10 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
Mmmm yes
User avatar #5 - ductapeone ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm going to be honest here, in every elder scrolls game I've played I choose to be a Breton be cause when the NPCs call me that It sounds like they're saying my name wrong. My name is actually Brenton
User avatar #18 to #5 - brenton (05/19/2013) [-]
I am the original.
User avatar #12 - churrundo (05/18/2013) [-]
I can't believe how much has Dark Souls drifted me apart from Skyrim. Now it's unplayable for me.
User avatar #14 to #12 - herpi (05/18/2013) [-]
what do you mean? they're both pretty different games
User avatar #16 to #14 - churrundo (05/18/2013) [-]
yes, but I have tried getting into skyrim again, and my gameplay now consists of killing everyone and stacking a price on my head until I get bored.
User avatar #17 to #16 - herpi (05/18/2013) [-]
manus would be proud
#11 - levchenko (05/18/2013) [-]
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Every things for sale!
User avatar #9 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/18/2013) [-]
Glorious Bosmer master race
User avatar #4 - cannibeasty ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I stock those gay ass British crackers in my aisle.
#1 - afireinsidebrad ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
man im not used to seeing the standard case, both me and my roommate shelled out the $150 lol, bug good joke
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