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I won't take that bet.. . Baum: ' Inital. lloll Hm mun sun "lellel ' nun mun [WITHIN roman. My mom took almost everything and the kids. < My face when me.

Baum: ' Inital. lloll
Hm mun sun "lellel '
nun mun [WITHIN roman

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#6 - cantfindausername (05/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)

My mom took almost everything and the kids.

< My face when me.

My mom took almost everything and the kids.

< My face when me.

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#13 - kentravyon (05/18/2013) [-]

Then even though you hold your end of the bargain and love them, they run away for some other guy taking half your **** with them >.>

Unless your our glorious stallion of liberty, no one leaves him.

Then even though you hold your end of the bargain and love them, they run away for some other guy taking half your **** with them >.>

Unless your our glorious stallion of liberty, no one leaves him.

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#20 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]

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#36 - lieutenantpansy (05/18/2013) [+] (26 replies)

I like the thought a lot...spending my whole life with my current gf
I mean
It makes me smile, when I think of calling her wife and imagining our life as we age.
Could be only me

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#68 to #36 - youlosthegame (05/18/2013) [-]

yeah, i thought that for a while, till bout 2 weeks ago when she left me for another guy, lol

yeah, i thought that for a while, till bout 2 weeks ago when she left me for another guy, lol

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#72 to #36 - moshthun (05/18/2013) [-]

One thing, that's where the sweet spot is, don't change it.

Marriage is just a piece of paper these days that can do nothing but screw you up. If you fear that she won't get anything when you die, write in your testament that you want it so. If she wants a ceremony, fine, but do not get the government in this, because that screws you up. Just write down that you want her to be able to decide over your fate when you are unable to, and you will have every perk marriage has, but it won't be able to screw you over.

Marriage was only done so that two people could love one another without anyone shunning them. In these days that is unneccesary. If you want to call her your wife, get her the golden ring, get kids, but do not get married.

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#74 to #36 - makethingsworse (05/18/2013) [-]

She's probably ******* someone right now. That's what you get for having a happy thought.

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#38 to #36 - sloot (05/18/2013) [-]

I literally hate women... I love dating them and sleeping with them, but I literally hate them with a passion. They are soooo shady and manipulative even toward each other. I have gotten ****** over one too many times... I am not even going to consider getting married until I turn 30. I am going to let the single life ride until girls quit being so ******* insane about everything...

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#26 - sheperdofthestars (05/18/2013) [-]

Why is this the first thing I thought of?

Why is this the first thing I thought of?

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#30 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [+] (20 replies)

Ever so slightly related.

Ever so slightly related.

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#35 to #30 - Lintutu (05/18/2013) [-]

boy there sure are a lot of double standards in there

the only one that really got to me was number 21. I've had mostly male friends my whole life because i could relate to them better and got along with them more. Girls hated the **** out of me for some reason

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#60 to #30 - kjpuffin (05/18/2013) [-]

Okay, let me tell you right now, buddy, why this list of expectations is unrealistically high.
I'm going to attempt to cover this with the rough sense chronology in which each issue appears.

1: Do you know how many marriages these days end in divorce? Roughly half. Plenty of children have been raised by single mothers and have become perfectly well adjusted people. This is just a blind assumption of character based on one environmental factor. Don't let this cloud your judgment of the person you're considering. Take each as an individual case rather than just lumping them into a collective.

2, 4, 10, 12, 14, 24, 25: If you are just sitting there waiting for someone without a single insecurity in the world to come dropping on by and swooping you off your feet, then you are sadly mistaken. We all have baggage of some kind or another, both men and women. I can understand if you feel you are incapable of handling these problems, and that's okay, but know that in relationships, it is your job, as a significant other, to be as supportive and understanding of your partner as you can be. It takes time, patience, and effort to come to an understanding of these problems and it takes work to get past them. If you can't take the heat of it, get out of the kitchen. Just don't expect a perfect woman on a silver platter to be waiting around the corner.

3,5: I would like to take this time to ask you to find a women within your social ring without a single form of bodily art. Tattoo, piercing, or otherwise. Good luck to ya kiddo, because that ****** harder to find than the holy grail these days. Same with women who have dated. This isn't the 1950s anymore, kid. Women will experiment. In order to discover what they're looking for in a spouse, they will have to. And a part of that experimentation will mean sex. The likely hood is you are not going to bang a virgin. Deal with it.

Okay, let me tell you right now, buddy, why this list of expectations is unrealistically high.
I'm going to attempt to cover this with the rough sense chronology in which each issue appears.

1: Do you know how many marriages these days end in divorce? Roughly half. Plenty of children have been raised by single mothers and have become perfectly well adjusted people. This is just a blind assumption of character based on one environmental factor. Don't let this cloud your judgment of the person you're considering. Take each as an individual case rather than just lumping them into a collective.

2, 4, 10, 12, 14, 24, 25: If you are just sitting there waiting for someone without a single insecurity in the world to come dropping on by and swooping you off your feet, then you are sadly mistaken. We all have baggage of some kind or another, both men and women. I can understand if you feel you are incapable of handling these problems, and that's okay, but know that in relationships, it is your job, as a significant other, to be as supportive and understanding of your partner as you can be. It takes time, patience, and effort to come to an understanding of these problems and it takes work to get past them. If you can't take the heat of it, get out of the kitchen. Just don't expect a perfect woman on a silver platter to be waiting around the corner.

3,5: I would like to take this time to ask you to find a women within your social ring without a single form of bodily art. Tattoo, piercing, or otherwise. Good luck to ya kiddo, because that ****** harder to find than the holy grail these days. Same with women who have dated. This isn't the 1950s anymore, kid. Women will experiment. In order to discover what they're looking for in a spouse, they will have to. And a part of that experimentation will mean sex. The likely hood is you are not going to bang a virgin. Deal with it.

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#39 to #30 - sloot (05/18/2013) [-]

I have had some psycho girlfriends in the past and admittedly they all fell under at least a few of those categories you posted..

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#34 - Lintutu (05/18/2013) [-]

ha ha prenuptial agreement

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#32 - TrueFUCER (05/18/2013) [-]

2 words: Prenuptial Agreement

2 words: Prenuptial Agreement

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#28 - fourtwentt ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#87 - Durp (05/18/2013) [-]

My dad took $13k and spent it on a hooker/whore/whatever. Needless to say, my parents are divorced now.

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#78 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2013) [-]

**wilfredfanforever rolls 49** dubs and I fap

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#71 - roastedchicken (05/18/2013) [-]

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#31 - rainbowrush (05/18/2013) [-]

Good thing you usually don't have to give anything but child support in any civilized country, let alone half you own.

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#18 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I've heard of cases where judges threw out the pre-nup because "It wasn't fair."

Rage inducing.

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#17 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]

>Get Prenup

"DO YOU NOT TRUST ME!?"

There's one perfect response to this.

"It will never be an issue, because we'll always be married."

Sloots gunna sloot.

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#5 - roliga (05/18/2013) [-]

Hey psst... ever hear of a... prenuptial agreement?

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#4 - colegaleener ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]

or you can take marriage seriously, actually love and trust the person 100%, knowing they love you too?

that's the problem with gay marriage, people don't think the fags will be successful, but who are you to make that decision if you can't keep your own ******* marriage together?

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#1 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Pre-nup...

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#67 - funshine (05/18/2013) [-]

Sounds good to me

Sounds good to me

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#24 - thedarkestrogue (05/18/2013) [-]

Thats what a prenuptial agreement is for.

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