woof. . rang E: greet; st] my friend' s dog died and she lives in new york city and SC) she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in
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rang E: greet;
st] my friend' s dog died and she lives in new york city and SC) she had to
take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase
en the subway and it was a pretty big dog and same dude saywhat she
was struggling with the suitcase SC) he asked if she needed help with it
and he said do [gnu mind me asking what' s in it and she didnt wantto
say a dead dog SC) she SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SC) HE
TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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#10 - Sylphion (05/18/2013) [-]
I never understoof why would your bring a dead dog to the vet. What are you going to do, double tap it?
I never understoof why would your bring a dead dog to the vet. What are you going to do, double tap it?
#48 to #10 - Colbatwolf (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm honestly at a loss for this as well. I actually live in NYC; when my dog died I just called someone to pick her up. In my case, the ASPCA.
I'm honestly at a loss for this as well. I actually live in NYC; when my dog died I just called someone to pick her up. In my case, the ASPCA.
User avatar #60 to #10 - wiredguy (05/18/2013) [-]
Well, they might have to check for diseases, but mainly I was thinking they would be able to facilitate cremation, or whatever.
Perhaps, as someone mentioned below, there could be a call service to have the animal picked up, but having it laying around while you sit doing nothing would probably feel pretty upsetting, so the woman chose to preoccupy herself and take it manually.
User avatar #75 to #10 - missrainbowdash (05/18/2013) [-]
I agree, bring it to the park and give it a burial fit for a king.
User avatar #76 to #10 - arktorious (05/18/2013) [-]
In Finland, the vet sends the deceased pet to be cremated, and then to some kind of pet cemetery.
#41 to #10 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
They don't check to see what killed it unless you request a necropsy and 9/10 no one gives a **** . Unless it's a rabies case, then the head gets cut off and sent to the lab (it's the only way to test for rabies). You take your dog to the vet when it dies because it is illegal to bury it in your yard, in AZ anyway.
#45 to #41 - hellfiazz (05/18/2013) [-]
As said in the content, this was supposedly in New York.
#11 to #10 - Sylphion (05/18/2013) [-]
*understood
#30 to #10 - ohhitheree (05/18/2013) [-]
Dunno about you, but when my dog had to be put down the vet took care of the body.
#13 to #10 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
They have freezers for storage until you can organise a burial or burning or whatever.
Also they can check for cause of death.
User avatar #14 to #10 - raxis (05/18/2013) [-]
They have to make sure it wasn't something that could harm other people or animals.
#24 - gotbannedicusvile (05/18/2013) [-]
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#70 to #24 - mrbobert ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Beat me to it...
#27 - fireprincess (05/18/2013) [-]
I laughed way too hard at this. I can just imagine him opening it and freaking out.

Pic related. Hfw he opens the suitcase.
#15 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
that is the longest ******* run on sentence ever.
User avatar #17 to #15 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
What is that thing please tell me I'm not comfortable with this I was happy before I saw this my life was simple what have you done please undo this thing that you have done to my life and human experience as a whole I would prefer if you did not perform these acts of frivolous intention this is worrying why would you think that this is a good thing to do I don't like you because you did this thing that has nulled my happiness and I am no longer comfrotable with your username seriously is that a bat what is it and don't lie to me thinking you're funny I know it's not just doritos or something you probably think you're so cool but you're actually probably an evil monster who eats faces, I'd know because I have experience with people who eat faces and they usually do these unjust acts and it makes me sad because they're not being kind so please don't even do these things again it makes me want to cry it makes me feel like the human race is being taken over by these face eaters who eat faces seriously just why would you want to be a face eater and not a nice person like me who is kind and funny and strapping you should really reconsider your life mr face eater because you will never reach true happiness if you continue on like this you just have to believe that kindness is the path to your true unveiling and you will be a face eater no longer because hey being a face eater must suck I mean nobody respects you because you eat faces and you do this sort of stuff please don't continue doing what it is that you're doing I don't like this I don't like this at all so please if you may just reconsider everything that you've done because face eaters suck, yeah that's right face eaters suck and you just gotta respect the fact that there are other nicer people on this site who do not deserve to be opressed by your face-eating shenanigans and your dilly-dallying and foul behaviour. Face-eating scum.
#18 to #17 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Reading this was like snorting powdered tumblr
#81 to #18 - iwebby (05/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 to #18 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Genius
User avatar #19 to #17 - Smidgit (05/18/2013) [-]
excuse me?
User avatar #3 - mattdoggy (05/18/2013) [-]
>be hanging out with drunken old redneck uncles
>they ask me to help them check traps
>in one of them is a sick bobcat who is at deaths door
>rather than putting it out of its misery we nurse it back to health
>it is still super crazy to everyone but me who had to feed the joker every few hours
>aunt tells me it has to go and that we should also get rid of the garbage and some old suit cases
>rather than doing the sensible thing my uncles in a moonshine fueled brainstorm came up with a great idea
>they get the biggest suitcase and put the agitated bobcat in it which makes him only the crazier
>we drive down towards a dump and leave the suitcase on the side of the road just around a corner where we can hide but see it
>we see a group of black people in an black SUV drive around the corner and slow down as they pass it
>they even back up and pick it up
>everythingisgoingacordingtotheplan.jpg
>they drive for about 5 seconds before the first victim ejects himself from the vehicle
>4 others quickly follow with what had to be the worlds angriest bobcat on their backs
>Even though it was at a distance i derived more joy than i thought possible from the situation
>still can't believe i never got a picture of that thing when i owned it, but it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen
#58 to #3 - frysandaburger (05/18/2013) [-]
still funny.
#32 - boodlight (05/18/2013) [-]
Her face watching him run away
Her face watching him run away
#35 to #32 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
i would have cried
#6 - ojenais (05/18/2013) [-]
what's the 			*******		 deal with tumblers writing half-page posts without a single punctation or comma?
what's the ******* deal with tumblers writing half-page posts without a single punctation or comma?
#28 to #6 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
it short hand the issue here is people like thing in certain way while I do the point this I am guilty of doing it then again I don't point out people spelling mistake for the sole perpose of insulting them for osmthing that is moreh t likely a mistake the issue I have people flip there **** over something silly as mistake or sotmhing thye usedwas wrong instead of just correct them thye call them stupid for doing so yet ive seen epopel with perfect grammar and spelling crash cars no ****** is perfect to assume people are capble of acheveing the same amount as one antoehr is folly you can two people study the samething but come to different concaluisn dpedning on what part they were intresting studying I could study programming but make game while the other is make application for sctisnt to sue for simulation both are pretty much the same aart for mthe end result in getting result whiel theo ther is pure enhment but also be argeum the other away around depdn perpansl intrest hahaha
User avatar #93 to #28 - ojenais (05/19/2013) [-]
this was really hard to read, hahah
#44 to #6 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
as long as its not too bad then i dont give a **** .
it's the ******* internet, get over.
#12 to #6 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
^This. Couldn't pass the 2nd line because of it. There might be a joke there, amid that **** , I'll never know.
User avatar #59 to #6 - staticwolf (05/18/2013) [-]
Was literally just about to make thIS COMMENT AND OMG SO HILARIOUS
User avatar #16 to #6 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
It's tumblr's style, I for one like it
User avatar #21 to #6 - zzforrest (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh and the
"aND sO I waS alL lIKE Oh mY gOD"
User avatar #25 to #6 - ninjask (05/18/2013) [-]
tumblr thinks saying words really fast and loudly is humour.
+1
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#92 to #38 - ojenais (05/19/2013) [-]
not really
not really
#94 to #92 - broorb (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, it is. It completely is. Each website's sociality evolves differently, being exposed only to each other, and they all develop their own ways of telling stories.
User avatar #95 to #94 - ojenais (05/19/2013) [-]
oh, I'm sorry, i seem to have misunderstood your first comment, my bad
I thought you meant that 4chan also writes without punctation or commas, but ith the >, and that it was basically the same, but now i see what you mean, good day
#96 to #95 - broorb (05/19/2013) [-]
Ooohh right. No worries, man, haha. It wasn't me who made that point, but I saw where he was coming from. Fair enough mate, good day to you also
#97 to #96 - ojenais (05/19/2013) [-]
I do that alot, reply like that referring to a previous comment, without looking at the username that replied to me, ohwell have this gif
I do that alot, reply like that referring to a previous comment, without looking at the username that replied to me, ohwell have this gif
#82 to #6 - blanketandpillow (05/18/2013) [-]
I actually like it most of the time.It gives me an idea of what the person was feeling and for me adds emotion to their words.
#7 to #6 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
i think its actually funnier that way as it reflects the rush in which they want to tell the story because they are so excited because its so hilarious
User avatar #8 to #7 - ojenais (05/18/2013) [-]
hmm, kinda know what you mean
#9 to #6 - broorb (05/18/2013) [-]
I guess it's how they've evolved to type their stories
4chan green-texts, tumblr spews rushed ****
neither are grammatically accurate but I like 'em both
#1 - papitodeloshelados (05/17/2013) [-]
hfw he realizes it's a dead dog
hfw he realizes it's a dead dog
#40 - manofparody (05/18/2013) [-]
Because 			****		 punctuation...   
   
Read that 			****		 in one breath.. 			*******		 aggravating.
Because **** punctuation...

Read that **** in one breath.. ******* aggravating.
#26 - ieatyououtaldaylon (05/18/2013) [-]
I thought of this
User avatar #68 - Pestilence (05/18/2013) [-]
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
User avatar #79 to #68 - tippidyt (05/18/2013) [-]
Well if Christians is turtle-necks around an drill, then why not did they went so hard that the DJ didn't was if paper plates?
User avatar #83 to #68 - comexx (05/18/2013) [-]
Maybe
#77 to #68 - Nameloc (05/18/2013) [-]
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
#69 to #68 - thedandude (05/18/2013) [-]
you just accidently that entire sentence
you just accidently that entire sentence
#74 to #72 - thedandude (05/18/2013) [-]
well excuse me for not memorising every single copypasta on 4chan   
take this unrelated gif by way of an apology
well excuse me for not memorising every single copypasta on 4chan
take this unrelated gif by way of an apology
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User avatar #87 to #86 - HarvietheDinkle (05/18/2013) [-]
seriously? We're starting to use the term "summer" again?

people calling others "summerfags" or "newfags" just look green themselves.
#66 - nyankat (05/18/2013) [-]
his fw opening the suitcase
his fw opening the suitcase
#64 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
why the random caps?
User avatar #67 to #64 - blayck (05/18/2013) [-]
It's a tumblr thing.
#23 - zorororonoa (05/18/2013) [-]
Punctuation ************ ! Can you use it?
#34 - rayeslegend (05/18/2013) [-]
**rayeslegend rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Innocence Lost ** HFW he opened the suitcase
User avatar #36 to #34 - rayeslegend (05/18/2013) [-]
>Open stolen suitcase, Excited to sell all them laptops!
>Dead dog with the stench of a thousand horse butts drops down on the floor
>MFW I just stole a Dead dog
>MFW I accidentaly Dragonborn
#62 to #36 - minoschur (05/18/2013) [-]
>Decide to fake death
>Bitch owner actually falls for it
>Before i can react, she stuffs me in a suitcase
> ******* cramped, **** myself all over
>Suddenly suitcase starts flailing like ****
>Start making a mess, **** all over my eyes
>Some ************ opens the suitcase and throws me on the ground
>MFW he's wearing a horned helmet
>MFW he screams so ******* loud i get thrown 100 feet away
>MFW i'm a dog
User avatar #80 to #62 - iwebby (05/18/2013) [-]
What the ****
#43 - roleplayingplant (05/18/2013) [-]
Hey guys i'm from tumBLR AND I THINK THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPS AND TRY TO BE FUNNY HAHAHA. I hope they all ******* burn.
User avatar #46 to #43 - theholytoast (05/18/2013) [-]
im so done with this site.
User avatar #63 to #43 - mondominiman (05/18/2013) [-]
Im assuming FJ says those things more often than the original sites do. I visited 9gag and saw absolutely 0 "le rage comics" yet we still say that's all they are. Im sure Tumblr is the same way, they don't do that **** anymore but we still rip on them like they do.
User avatar #55 to #43 - garaichu (05/18/2013) [-]
I'd write a prescription for some chill pills with all the mad you're experiencing, but I'm not a doctor.
#84 - deathcampforjewtie (05/18/2013) [-]
**deathcampforjewtie rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at It's always his fault ** his face when he opens the suitcase.
#2 - xmeatshieldx (05/18/2013) [-]
fixed
#65 to #2 - tomegg (05/18/2013) [-]
about two weeks late with a joke.   
   
you got raped my man
about two weeks late with a joke.

you got raped my man
#39 to #2 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
you don't deserve those red thumbs my friend
User avatar #20 to #2 - bushingenna (05/18/2013) [-]
i actually thought it was kind of funny
#4 to #2 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Being a redundant ass isn't going to make You funny.
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