Found it. I always thought the "Found the vegan" jokes were exaggerations... oh how wrong I was.. Saw this and screen-capped/put it together for your
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I always thought the "Found the vegan" jokes were exaggerations... oh how wrong I was..
Saw this and screen-capped/put it together for your laughable pleasure. 100% OC

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We didn' t fight our way to the top of the food chain, we hung on the coat tails
of others who manipulated and abused their way to exploit a hormone enhanced, inbred,
over bred, super herd of captive mutants, which we get someone else to hack to bits so that
we can gnaw on bits of their body flesh and tissue.
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#1 - ilikechocalatemilk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 - crazyolitis (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Animals (and humans) are always looking for more and better food. In nature, getting more and better food can be done by becoming stronger and/or choosing good hunting tactics.    
   
Humans, however, have come to a point in evolution where we are fully aware of our surroundings, and have a good thinking capacity. So we use our brains to get ourselves more and better food.    
   
Both animal and human are willing to do whatever it takes to get a filled belly, so we do it. In my opinion, this is just a part in our natural, cultural and technological evolution.
Animals (and humans) are always looking for more and better food. In nature, getting more and better food can be done by becoming stronger and/or choosing good hunting tactics.

Humans, however, have come to a point in evolution where we are fully aware of our surroundings, and have a good thinking capacity. So we use our brains to get ourselves more and better food.

Both animal and human are willing to do whatever it takes to get a filled belly, so we do it. In my opinion, this is just a part in our natural, cultural and technological evolution.
#17 - fatlumpthefirst (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Once again the vegan makes eating meat and being at the top of the chain seem more badass. "Gnaw nastily on bits of body flesh and tissue"? This makes me hungry
#89 - Ulmer (05/18/2013) [-]
Everytime a vegan tries to make meat eating sound disgusting, it just comes out as one of the most fuckin' metal things I've ever heard and makes eating meat that much more awesome.

I do believe they need to rethink their strategy.
User avatar #9 - bigbeaufort (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Religion, food preference, music tastes. They're all like dicks.

It's nice that you have one, just don't go shoving it down my throat.
#50 - alucord ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, I kill the Super Mutants too
User avatar #45 - ainsley (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not a vegan, nor am I a vegetarian, but I do agree that factory farming is awful.
If regularly farmed meat weren't so hard to find and expensive nowadays, I'd try to eat just that.
It's not even that the animals are being killed, in fact, most farm animals don't mind being killed - because they know it's better than being killed in the wild.
It's like some weird ass farm animal instinct that tells them that being fed, protected, and taken care of but eventually being killed is better than taking their chances in the wild.
It's factory farming that pumps animals full of steroids and growth hormones. What they do in the factory farms are absolutely dreadful.
Like I said, not a vegan or vegetarian, just don't agree with factory farming.
#38 - skubasteve (05/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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**skubasteve rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at kid rape sloth ** MFW i'm a hunter that puts my own food on the table....
#27 - hellsjester (05/18/2013) [-]
how is that not top of the food chain..... we became such good predators our food practically butchers itself..... dumb vegans.
#70 - thatrainbowone (05/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
i'm a vegetarian but i dont give a fuck what other people eat, you want bacon? go ahead, you want a double bacon burger with cheese? go ahead, just dont use the "we didn't get to the top of the foodchain to be vegetarians" thing, thats like watching your friend do something amazing and saying "look what we did" if you have to use that say they not we
tl;dr you lazy fat bastards take credit for other people's work
User avatar #7 - allamericandude (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you want to feed 7 billion people, mass farming and genetic modification to increase production is crucial. Deal with it.

In fact, genetic modification of foods has been going on since the agricultural revolution. Farmers breed the good stuff and dispose of the bad stuff. It's man-made evolution.
User avatar #3 - fatherfucker (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As good as meat is, that person has a point, it is sometimes worrying to see the amount of hormones pumped into animals we eat...
User avatar #84 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
Vegans should really start writing songs for the death metal genre. Every vegan that describes the death of an animal is brutal as fuck.
#66 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well, not that I have enough self-control to not eat meat, but meat production IS pretty fuckin' awful

Cows are kept crowded in pens, they stand up to their knees in an ocean of cow shit that is never cleaned
They're fed corn instead of grass since it's cheaper, corn damages their bodies so they have to be pumped full of drugs that counteract the stomach problems
Sometimes they have to cut a hole in the cows neck to let it breath
Chickens are kept in foot by foot containers, tubes connected to collect eggs, until they're ready to be eaten
Most food production companies don't actually pass the health and safety regulations, they just pay off the fines for the violations and keep doing it because it's cheaper to do that than change
Some cows are bred to be so fat their legs break

Course, vegetable production is pretty bad too with all the pesticides and chemicals
#51 - goodcheese (05/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i'm only vegetarian because i have the luxury of not having to eat animals and since personally i don't want to eat things that have to be killed then i just choose not to. but if i was stranded on a desert island or something, yea i'd eat rats or fish whatever else i could find. i'm fortunate enough to live where it's possible to survive without meat so i take advantage of that. i really don't give a shit if other people eat meat, it doesn't bother me and i'm not gonna try and convert you or whatever. it's just my personal choice. personally i love meat and miss it a lot, just not the fact that an animal has to be killed to obtain it.
i'm only vegetarian because i have the luxury of not having to eat animals and since personally i don't want to eat things that have to be killed then i just choose not to. but if i was stranded on a desert island or something, yea i'd eat rats or fish whatever else i could find. i'm fortunate enough to live where it's possible to survive without meat so i take advantage of that. i really don't give a shit if other people eat meat, it doesn't bother me and i'm not gonna try and convert you or whatever. it's just my personal choice. personally i love meat and miss it a lot, just not the fact that an animal has to be killed to obtain it.
User avatar #43 - trollmobile (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
meat: reason why our brains are so big, thusly the reason why we can even grasp such concepts as vegitarianism.


your move veggies.
#35 - northamster (05/18/2013) [-]
"though I don't really like hamburgers, this looks really good!"
User avatar #32 - poiklman (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm a vegan, but became one because of health issues, which were pretty much resolved because of the vegan diet, and vegans thinking they stand on moral high ground talking down to everyone saying they're cruel, don't make anyone want to even consider being a vegan because of its high potential of making you a cunt.
#6 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
I love vegans.
They all taste just like chicken...
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