Signals. . What girls think is enough Sim] of their in MB tills sillily. It's not that women expect you to magically make the first move, it's just that girls are more tactile than men (tactile meaning you speak with your body). This
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What girls think is enough
Sim] of their in MB
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Submitted: 05/17/2013
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#26 - epicburana ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Isn't this a sign enough?
Isn't this a sign enough?
User avatar #31 to #26 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I would just assume she has to pee
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (72 replies)
It's not that women expect you to magically make the first move, it's just that girls are more tactile than men (tactile meaning you speak with your body). This is why women can have a whole bunch of different conversations with eachother while never speaking a word, or get a sense of how things happen or events unfold just based upon body language alone. However, the problem arises out of two things, 1. Because most women are not TRAINED to notice body language, they just do it subconsciously (which is why they have a lot of 'feelings' about things, but never anything definite), and 2. They believe men to be just as tactile, although most men are not. This is why, for a woman, "I'm fine" can mean a hundred different things, while for a man "I'm fine" just means you're fine; and as a result, because women are tactile and expect men to be as well, they read far more into our "I'm Fine"'s than they should, which is why they often get hysterical, because MEN give off the wrong body language and we honestly don't know what's wrong when we think we do, and WOMEN don't understand why they're feeling the way they're feeling but they do and they think we're causing it. And so, when that women at the coffee shop gives you that smile and flirts with you, she thinks she's giving off every hint she can and you're simply not interested, while you, not being tactile, don't get nuances and subtlety and as a result you just think she's just being friendly

In Laymans terms: Everything wrong between a man and a women is just a big, massive misunderstanding
#4 - holler (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#50 - BillyRyan (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I fix that problem by having no girls interested in me.
#86 - chopsaw (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
this reminds me of some female hair (or something) commercial. where it goes
"he could be the man of your dreams, father of your children, now all you have to do is get him to say hello."
or you could say hello, and initiate the conversation ... ******* bitch
#5 - jusmumbo (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What she's thinking...
"I'll go this side so you can lift from the other"
Amirite?
User avatar #7 to #5 - usernameluisdjlols (05/18/2013) [-]
her face looks like a dog sneezing
#192 - blaankie (05/18/2013) [-]
MFW I find out a girl likes me
#173 - manirock (05/18/2013) [-]
**manirock rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Team Rocket ** mfw a girl smiles at me
#89 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I can't pick up on anything like that, I don't pick up on hints or gestures because I don't have good enough social skills to know how AND because I generally assume everyone hates me by default.

Ah, the wonders of incredibly low self esteem and self hatred.
#126 - anotherponyaccount (05/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**anotherponyaccount rolled a random image posted in comment #466 at It's pop not soda ** what girls think i need
#129 to #127 - xxfireflyxx (05/18/2013) [-]
**xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Perfect loop **
What you get.
#104 - cmurphyjrjrjr (05/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"LET US NOW BEGIN COURTSHIP HUMAN"   
   
pretty much got no choice after that right
"LET US NOW BEGIN COURTSHIP HUMAN"

pretty much got no choice after that right
#190 - Rellikthebrit (05/18/2013) [-]
What you actually get!
#37 - rhc (05/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is a real tough thing for me. I've been kind of an awkard asshole my entire school career, but this year, my senior year, girls have started being attracted to me. Like, mostly ugly or annoying girls, but also a few really pretty or hot ones too. The problem is I'm still an autistic betafag and I don't know what to do with girls unless they act first. It's not like I'm afraid of girls, I flirt lots, but I seem to have no capacity for romance beyond that.
This is a real tough thing for me. I've been kind of an awkard asshole my entire school career, but this year, my senior year, girls have started being attracted to me. Like, mostly ugly or annoying girls, but also a few really pretty or hot ones too. The problem is I'm still an autistic betafag and I don't know what to do with girls unless they act first. It's not like I'm afraid of girls, I flirt lots, but I seem to have no capacity for romance beyond that.
#169 - thebritishguy (05/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
once a girl I liked shook her ass a little as I walked by and then giggled, I glanced down awkwardly and thought "she's probably just joking". WTF am I so virgin?!
#151 - sirfisticuffs (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just use accio bum.
I just use accio bum.
#1 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That is sasha grey that is about all you need as "go ahead" to start ******* the **** out of her i mean seriously pounding that ass
#2 to #1 - pooflinger (05/17/2013) [-]
This is actually Sasha Grey.
#103 - cmurphyjrjrjr (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sufficient
sufficient
#57 - faithrider (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
oh i see. you like girls with a landing strip...   
   
that's enough internet for me....
oh i see. you like girls with a landing strip...

that's enough internet for me....
#187 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a hard time differentiating friendliness with flirtation... So a girl smiles at you, what does it mean? What if she's just really outgoing and smiles at everyone?

I missed afew opportunities in High-School I know, but honestly I was so awkward back then(still am, just slightly less so) that I had no idea what to do anyway.
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