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#15 - felixjarl (05/18/2013) [-]
So the prostitute had a lot of seamen?
#65 to #15 - festinas (05/18/2013) [-]
*Trying not to giggle*
#42 to #15 - yuvesh (05/18/2013) [-]
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#52 to #49 - yuvesh (05/18/2013) [-]
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#73 to #15 - bigsaltyballs (05/18/2013) [-]






[chuckles internally]
User avatar #30 - jokersaysamuseme (05/18/2013) [-]
Was a prostitute

Died at 69

I find that humorous.
#4 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
but did she find one piece?
User avatar #46 to #4 - NutHut (05/18/2013) [-]
YA YO YA YOOOOOO
#61 to #46 - sheepysquirrel (05/18/2013) [-]
No you stop that!   
There was never any english dub of one piece.
No you stop that!
There was never any english dub of one piece.
#67 to #4 - mugiwaraluffy (05/18/2013) [-]
That's a damn good question!
#16 to #4 - rockmanneos (05/18/2013) [-]
But everybody knows where the strip club is...
#29 to #16 - swarthywaffles (05/18/2013) [-]
I think he means REAL happiness Zoro.
#25 to #4 - clickythepirate ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
She was one piece... One fine piece of ass that is!
She was one piece... One fine piece of ass that is!
#9 - EdwardNigma (05/18/2013) [-]
This was very fascinating to say the least.
This was very fascinating to say the least.
#95 - DrollHumor ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
She was represented as one of the pirate lords in POTC III. "Powerful Mistress Ching"
#2 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
I think I know why China seems to hate women so much ... they are afraid of another version of this glorious woman!
User avatar #32 to #2 - Loppytaffy (05/18/2013) [-]
Like Mulan?
#116 to #32 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Mulan was ******* badass too, I agree.
User avatar #47 - redstag (05/18/2013) [-]
**** pirates of the Caribbean I wanna see a bad ass hot asian pirate hooker kicking ass and taking names.
#6 - johnnygat (05/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - daIRONman (05/18/2013) [-]
Reminds me of that old Chinese woman from Pirates of the Caribbean
#66 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
the ghengis kahn of women.
#77 - geomancer (05/18/2013) [-]
I like big boats, and I cannot lie.
#85 to #77 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
Ain't usually my thing, but source?
Ain't usually my thing, but source?
User avatar #86 to #85 - geomancer (05/18/2013) [-]
Dragon Age 2
#70 - fukyeahraptorr (05/18/2013) [-]
for those who think this is TLDR you should deffo read it its really worth it
for those who think this is TLDR you should deffo read it its really worth it
#7 - SILENCEnight (05/18/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4420629 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ... should've asked japan for some ninjas
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4420629 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ... should've asked japan for some ninjas
User avatar #26 to #7 - dilara (05/18/2013) [-]
lol
#54 - freddychavez (05/18/2013) [-]
I love history's badass women.
I love history's badass women.
#68 to #54 - Kabutops (05/18/2013) [-]
*history's only badass woman
*history's only badass woman
User avatar #83 to #68 - freddychavez (05/18/2013) [-]
I guess you never heard of Queen Boudica, Anne Bonny, Mary Reade, Lydia Litvyak and Katya Budanova.... Need I go on?

Ofcourse I do
the Trung Sisters, Zenobia, Tomoe Gozen, Elizabeth Bathory, Tamar of Georgia, Joan of Arc, Rani Lakshmibai,Lozen, Jennie Irene Hodges...
User avatar #84 to #83 - Kabutops (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah but are they pirates?
User avatar #96 to #84 - freddychavez (05/18/2013) [-]
They're all warriors
#117 to #83 - John Cena (05/19/2013) [-]
Elizabeth Bathory was not a badass warrior. She was a countess who tortured and murdered her servant girls; she was a serial killer/murderer. I have no objections with the other women in your list.
User avatar #118 to #117 - freddychavez (05/19/2013) [-]
Just threw her in because I actually thought she was kind of interesting
User avatar #98 - arizonastar (05/18/2013) [-]
a prostitute controlling 1500 "vessels" (she can play with my vessel....)
User avatar #33 - Loppytaffy (05/18/2013) [-]
Bad luck to have a woman aboad.
Even worse to disobey her.
**** , Asia, how come you didn't take advantage of your scary ass women and conquer the world like European Empires did?
User avatar #13 - awesomenessdefined (05/18/2013) [-]
But when a guy does it, he's a monster.
User avatar #41 to #13 - hudis ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Don't bring any "boohoo it's so hard being a middle-class white male" **** here, please.
#50 to #41 - azsx (05/18/2013) [-]
well it is
User avatar #110 to #41 - awesomenessdefined (05/18/2013) [-]
Did I even mention white or middle class?
User avatar #112 to #110 - hudis ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
No, but that's usually the case whenever someone begins a sentence with, "But when a guy does it--".
User avatar #113 to #112 - awesomenessdefined (05/18/2013) [-]
Not here.
User avatar #55 to #13 - andalitemadness (05/18/2013) [-]
Well, I don't know about that. Captain Blackbeard is pretty admired as a badass. Plus, no one is saying Ching Shih was a good person.
User avatar #56 to #13 - onionbubs (05/18/2013) [-]
No, when a guy manages to beat the government into letting him stay there, He's still a ******* badass
User avatar #23 to #13 - herecomesjohnny (05/18/2013) [-]
forbidding rape?
User avatar #111 to #23 - awesomenessdefined (05/18/2013) [-]
Because that outweighs everything else.
#71 - idzi (05/18/2013) [-]
Bring it bitch
#74 to #71 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
So was I the only one who thought of Boa Hancock?
#75 to #74 - idzi (05/18/2013) [-]
nope
#19 - imsodrunk ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
yonko
yonko
User avatar #69 to #19 - damnusername (05/18/2013) [-]
wouldn't she technically be a Shichibukai
User avatar #78 to #69 - ljxjlos ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Not really. The Shichibukai work for the Navy, the Yonkou are like the women from the story. To strong and powerfull that the Navy could just go and attack one of them. She´d be kinda lika an inactive yonko. Or something between yonko and shichibukai
User avatar #89 to #78 - imsodrunk ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
shed be closer to yonkou though no other pirates wanted to **** with her and the navy didnt either
User avatar #101 to #89 - imsodrunk ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
but i also thought this the pefect reaction gif
User avatar #102 to #101 - imsodrunk ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
perfect*
#53 - internetrage (05/18/2013) [-]
its a cool story but these 			*******		 tumblrites and their unfunny and irrelevant after comments, i swear to god...
its a cool story but these ******* tumblrites and their unfunny and irrelevant after comments, i swear to god...
User avatar #93 to #53 - tigersstripes (05/18/2013) [-]
are you referring to one on here in particular? Bogleech's was pretty relevant....
#64 to #53 - John Cena (05/18/2013) [-]
Why can I not thumb you up more than once.
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