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User avatar #114 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Then came AMURKAH
#109 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
Nope/ dee WALKED THE ******* PLANK LISING HEAD$$$
User avatar #105 - girguy (05/18/2013) [-]
I read about her in school on a practice test prompt.
I wish I would've known she was a prostitute to ***** up my essay.
User avatar #100 - willindor (05/18/2013) [-]
You need a really big fist if you want to keep all those pirates under your command.
User avatar #98 - arizonastar (05/18/2013) [-]
a prostitute controlling 1500 "vessels" (she can play with my vessel....)
#95 - DrollHumor ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
She was represented as one of the pirate lords in POTC III. "Powerful Mistress Ching"
#90 - sphinxe (05/18/2013) [-]
Tomoe Gozen was another pretty badass woman, she was one of the only female samurai in existence.

"Tomoe was especially beautiful, with white skin, long hair, and charming features. She was also a remarkably strong archer, and as a swordswoman she was a warrior worth a thousand, ready to confront a demon or a god, mounted or on foot. She handled unbroken horses with superb skill; she rode ********* down perilous descents. Whenever a battle was imminent, Yoshinaka sent her out as his first captain, equipped with strong armor, an oversized sword, and a mighty bow; and she performed more deeds of valor than any of his other warriors."
User avatar #88 - articulate ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
It was so long ago I'm almost certain those numbers are exaggerated.
User avatar #82 - nomiscaveman (05/18/2013) [-]
She died when she was 69 is all I remember
User avatar #79 - harbingerwolf (05/18/2013) [-]
Who is this bogleech?
I got a tonne of views on my flickr account from their tumblr according to the stats.
Not sure if famous or freaky coincidence -_-
#77 - geomancer (05/18/2013) [-]
I like big boats, and I cannot lie.
#85 to #77 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
Ain't usually my thing, but source?
Ain't usually my thing, but source?
User avatar #86 to #85 - geomancer (05/18/2013) [-]
Dragon Age 2
User avatar #76 - bootyballs (05/18/2013) [-]
The day I learned more in one post than an entire year of history class
#71 - idzi (05/18/2013) [-]
Bring it bitch
#74 to #71 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
So was I the only one who thought of Boa Hancock?
#75 to #74 - idzi (05/18/2013) [-]
nope
#70 - fukyeahraptorr (05/18/2013) [-]
for those who think this is TLDR you should deffo read it its really worth it
for those who think this is TLDR you should deffo read it its really worth it
#66 - trollmobile (05/18/2013) [-]
the ghengis kahn of women.
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#58 - TreesyDoesIt has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - tiredofannon ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
It was to keep the sailors in line and doing their duty. Clearly she was fine with them having sex while they were off duty, that would be the whole point of taking the women on board. Several other pirates were ultimately caught or killed because their crew were caught off guard and were surprised by navies before it was too late.
#54 - freddychavez (05/18/2013) [-]
I love history's badass women.
I love history's badass women.
#68 to #54 - Kabutops (05/18/2013) [-]
*history's only badass woman
*history's only badass woman
User avatar #83 to #68 - freddychavez (05/18/2013) [-]
I guess you never heard of Queen Boudica, Anne Bonny, Mary Reade, Lydia Litvyak and Katya Budanova.... Need I go on?

Ofcourse I do
the Trung Sisters, Zenobia, Tomoe Gozen, Elizabeth Bathory, Tamar of Georgia, Joan of Arc, Rani Lakshmibai,Lozen, Jennie Irene Hodges...
#117 to #83 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Elizabeth Bathory was not a badass warrior. She was a countess who tortured and ******** her servant girls; she was a serial killer/ ******** . I have no objections with the other women in your list.
User avatar #118 to #117 - freddychavez (05/19/2013) [-]
Just threw her in because I actually thought she was kind of interesting
User avatar #84 to #83 - Kabutops (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah but are they pirates?
User avatar #96 to #84 - freddychavez (05/18/2013) [-]
They're all warriors
#53 - internetrage (05/18/2013) [-]
its a cool story but these 						*******					 tumblrites and their unfunny and irrelevant after comments, i swear to god...
its a cool story but these ******* tumblrites and their unfunny and irrelevant after comments, i swear to god...
User avatar #93 to #53 - tigersstripes (05/18/2013) [-]
are you referring to one on here in particular? Bogleech's was pretty relevant....
#64 to #53 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
Why can I not thumb you up more than once.
#51 - angelious (05/18/2013) [-]
well this just depends on how you look at it.

henry avery for example only looted two ships and is still considered to have gotten more loot than all the famous pirates (bartholomew blackbeard etc) did in their entire co rear .
User avatar #47 - redstag (05/18/2013) [-]
**** pirates of the Caribbean I wanna see a bad ass hot asian pirate ****** kicking ass and taking names.
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