The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!!. Found on Buzzfeed, YouTube Link: http: //www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XQDtoHpAWhg.. these aint around bkdelivers dot com
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#20 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/17/2013) [-]
these ****** aint ****** around
#553 to #20 - SILENCEnight
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#801 to #20 - xast
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(05/18/2013) [-]
MFW reading your comment
MFW reading your comment
#809 to #20 - ekiouja
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Jolly good laugh, my fine chap.
#645 to #20 - jwash
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I've seen many steemer comments and loved them all but.. I think you just painted a masterpiece.
#689 to #20 - zhader
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(05/18/2013) [-]
For anybody who wants a link for the Kitchen nightmares episode featuring the nutjobs, here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0
For anybody who wants a link for the Kitchen nightmares episode featuring the nutjobs, here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0
#730 to #689 - makonendrak
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(05/18/2013) [-]
******* copyright blocks.
#800 to #730 - rulesixtythree
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(05/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJFH8wgegI

For the UK residents.
#786 to #730 - cryingchicken
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(05/18/2013) [-]
UK resident? Here, just use this link:

https://www.cantseemenow.com/permalink.php?url=xIQ0pQ5KYfPxWSu2MueIUEqG6h4V1AQY8 8f71wGygrUkWUdXHPVXgPbj8KzqHCMm6ZWMSKQuraS0ul%2BVy%2BmT6Q%3D%3D
#810 to #689 - arsyro
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(05/18/2013) [-]
"...talent for culinary arts..."
"...talent for culinary arts..."
#435 to #20 - zorororonoa
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(05/18/2013) [-]
That is awesome.
#795 to #20 - iseewhatididthere
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#42 - kingpongthedon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
"America is about ressling"
#428 to #42 - Keat
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Hulkamania's running wild!
#637 to #42 - therealrainbowdash
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Made my month, thank you.
Made my month, thank you.
#395 to #42 - maaarknuuuut
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#708 to #42 - archiehicox
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Even Hogan runs a better restaurant than these people.
#249 to #42 - lasmamoe
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(05/18/2013) [-]
"Wrasslin"
#59 to #42 - zetche
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(05/17/2013) [-]
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#294 to #59 - jarofdirt
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I love how the fat guy is like "I don't give a ****" as the wrestler backflips off of him.
#52 to #42 - sanguinesolitude
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(05/17/2013) [-]
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#101 - redtooth
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I watched this episode earlier today, **** was HILARIOUS. The woman is ******* insane, she is downright NUTS.    
   
Amy:"Oh we have three kids."   
Ramsay:"Oh that's nice!"   
Amy:"but they're trapped in the bodies of cats. meow!"   
Samy:"Oh, she means our cats... we have three cats..."   
   
<-----ramsay's face when   
   
   
Then it cuts out into Amy talking to the camera, something along the lines of   
   
"I speak feline."   
Then she starts randomly meowing. At that point I was, as tumblr would say in the situation, ******* done(unlike the meat in their burgers)
I watched this episode earlier today, **** was HILARIOUS. The woman is ******* insane, she is downright NUTS.

Amy:"Oh we have three kids."
Ramsay:"Oh that's nice!"
Amy:"but they're trapped in the bodies of cats. meow!"
Samy:"Oh, she means our cats... we have three cats..."

<-----ramsay's face when


Then it cuts out into Amy talking to the camera, something along the lines of

"I speak feline."
Then she starts randomly meowing. At that point I was, as tumblr would say in the situation, ******* done(unlike the meat in their burgers)
#319 to #101 - dapianoman
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Ohhhhhh shiiiiiit burrn
#410 to #101 - midgetnigger
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(05/18/2013) [-]
And just like the dough on their pizza too!
#806 to #101 - heartgoldawesome
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Well of course her sons would be cats, she speaks feline!
#328 to #101 - Durp
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'm watching the episode right now on demand and just saw that part, I was like what in the actual ****?
#330 to #328 - episode
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(05/18/2013) [-]
meow meow.
#529 to #101 - foreverarone
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(05/18/2013) [-]
you mean ******* crazy?
i'll leave now
#12 - europeanswallow
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(05/17/2013) [-]
OH GUYS WE DUN GOOFED UP NOW, THEY'RE BACK-TRACING US THROUGH THE CYBER POLICE!
#476 to #12 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Sorry to ruin your fun, but that guy was just angry after some people tried to get his daughter [a child] to take her clothes off for them. It's pretty sick to mock the guy while supporting what a bunch of pedophiles said.
#690 to #476 - redtooth
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(05/18/2013) [-]
While he did try to protect her, and in that respect he wasn't a bad father, he came down to the level of the bullies, started making empty threats and whatnot. And anyways, he's not a very good parent in the first place if his daughter goes online and makes stupid ass videos about how she's going to make "brain slushies out of your head" IIRC, and then takes off her clothes when she gets bullied.
#478 to #12 - cycloneclone
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Who are they?
#641 to #478 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Who are they? Oh man...

Jessi
Slaughter

Internet basics 101
#642 to #641 - cycloneclone
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Thanks. I dont much about things like that.
#796 to #12 - cakezs
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Same girl from picture?
Same girl from picture?
#222 to #12 - sexwithyourwife
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Is she crying?
#213 to #12 - kitsunemochalite
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Consequences!
#231 to #12 - VaultTechy
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#33 to #12 - HighLitedHelios
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I was genuinely saddened to hear that this man had passed
#427 to #33 - spysappinmysasha
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(05/18/2013) [-]
he passed? damn, i mean sure he was a bit loony, but he was only looking out for his daughter....
#37 to #33 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Ohh I actually feel bad for laughing now.
#124 to #37 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Will you feel bad when this couple commit suicide Hitler and Eva style in the kitchen of their bankrupt restaurant?
#438 to #124 - midgetnigger
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Nope.
Nope.
#123 to #37 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I don't
#72 - rel
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(05/17/2013) [-]
...I sort of want to call and ask if they have battletoads.
#445 to #72 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Do it, DO IT, DO IT!
#450 to #445 - rel
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(05/18/2013) [-]
May 21st, I shall. OP WILL DELIVER
#453 to #72 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
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(05/18/2013) [-]
:you must record it.
#455 to #453 - rel
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'll do what I can. I'll maybe it put it on speaker phone and record myself doing it.
#551 to #72 - theuglypanda
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(05/18/2013) [-]
pls
#560 to #72 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
PLEASE upload a post withtheir response. I'm begging you man!
#585 to #72 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
We must call the reinforcements. We need /b/ and reddit too!
#626 to #72 - matttboyagain
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(05/18/2013) [-]
With any other person or business I would say they'd just have their phone disconnected after a few calls. But these people....they're just crazy enough to fight with every single person on the phone that day.
#627 to #626 - matttboyagain
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Be like "I HAVE CALLER ID AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE I'LL COME FIND YOU AND SHOW YOU! EVEN MY WIFE CAN BEAT YOU UP! GOD'S ON OUR SIDE, YOULL SEE!"
#748 to #72 - wellfuckmylife
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Someone started with Battletoads on her Tumblr account
( You need to login to view this link dunno if it's legit )
#232 to #72 - xldarkking
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(05/18/2013) [-]
This. Spread this now.
#454 to #232 - rel
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I will do it on May 21st.
#88 to #72 - trishaferr
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(05/17/2013) [-]
DO IT
#94 to #88 - rel
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Will do in a few moments
#844 to #840 - trishaferr
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(05/22/2013) [-]
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#262 to #72 - Superhell
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(05/18/2013) [-]
10/10   
   
I see success in your future.
10/10

I see success in your future.
#452 to #262 - rel
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I will do it May 21st, and post it as content for the site to see.
#649 to #262 - ugottanked
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(05/18/2013) [-]
sauce on the gif?
#756 to #649 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
sora no woto
#282 to #72 - cooldudexy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Heres the number 480) 607-0677 BATTLETOADS
PIC COMPLETELY RELATED

I thinks there something to the caps idea.
#291 to #282 - cooldudexy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
there mail box is full LOL
#451 to #282 - rel
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(05/18/2013) [-]
OP will deliver May 21st. Just you wait. I'll put down the whole conversation and post it as content.
#155 to #72 - samxdaxman
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(05/17/2013) [-]
You magnificent genius.
#841 to #838 - samxdaxman
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(05/22/2013) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
#842 to #841 - rel
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(05/22/2013) [-]
I know ;D
#843 to #842 - samxdaxman
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(05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not really one to call and ask for battletoads, but this may be one of the times I do. I'm gonna save that number for a rainy day and follow in your footsteps.
#269 to #72 - nighkey
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Guess what I'm doing all day on the 21st..
#111 to #72 - emawee
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(05/17/2013) [-]
no no, they have closed their restaurant till the 21st, the are having a grand opening that day. Let's do it then.
no no, they have closed their restaurant till the 21st, the are having a grand opening that day. Let's do it then.
#115 to #111 - rel
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Oh ho ho ho yes
#696 to #111 - powellrebecca
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(05/18/2013) [-]
omg that gif.
omg that gif.
#30 - phantomi
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(05/17/2013) [-]
after doing some digging I found out Amy's an ex stripper from Vegas and she is a felon for Identity theft that has yet to serve her sentence, so yeah gods on your side...
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#279 to #278 - phantomi
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#104 to #30 - redtooth
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I also heard she's charged with assault and battery and bank fraud, the only one which would surprise me would be bank fraud 'cause it'd surprise me that she would be smart enough to even attempt that
#237 to #104 - ViXi
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#130 - trishaferr
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(05/17/2013) [-]
This has to be my all-time favourite review on Yelp
#470 to #130 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
holy ****! I hardly find humor worth more than a little snort thing and that had me crying with laughter, especially after the bikes with giant front wheels and tiny back wheels bit!
#673 to #130 - miniwilliam ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
&quot;Samy you rascal&quot; is what got me, my ******* god I laughed so hard at that.
"Samy you rascal" is what got me, my ******* god I laughed so hard at that.
#148 to #130 - Dap
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I've seen the entire 40 minute episode, and I read this entire review.

Honestly best thing i've seen online all month.
#158 to #148 - trishaferr
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(05/17/2013) [-]
It's been a whole night of crying with laughter for me.
Wasted about 2 hours watching old Party Quirk clips from Who's Line Is It Anyway, watching the whole Kitchen Nightmares episode on Youtube, and reading all the funny reviews on Yelp.
#27 - DinosaurLassie
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Jesus christ.. She made a girl cry for asking a question.
Poor girl.

#46 to #27 - iwebby
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(05/17/2013) [-]
and the question was

are you sure?

*******, hell man,
#140 to #46 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Wasn't the girl being a smartass anyway?
You just need to look at here face the moment she ask.
The outcome certainly isn't appropriate, but she did truly feel superior to here boss at that exact moment.
#181 to #140 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Nnnnnnnno I just watched the episode. She said it without a hint of sarcasm and a genuine smile on her face
#201 to #181 - anonefgthree
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(05/17/2013) [-]
At what part in the video was it? I don't really wanna watch the whole thing for this
#225 to #223 - anonefgthree
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what a bitch. Thanks
#432 to #223 - cabbagemayhem
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#252 to #140 - lasmamoe
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(05/18/2013) [-]
See, i dont know how people did not get this.

Of course she wasn't being over the line, but she did without a doubt have an attitude when she asked "Are you sure?".
#47 - zumbs
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I was on their facebook page when this all was happening and they actually threatened to get the FBI on this.
#45 - chubbycharmer
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Man social media sure slapped Amy's Baking Company in the face. Wonder how Gordon Ramsey felt when he found out the desserts were ordered in.
Man social media sure slapped Amy's Baking Company in the face. Wonder how Gordon Ramsey felt when he found out the desserts were ordered in.
#246 to #45 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
wuuuuut, i really thought she made the desserts, was dicussing with my girlfriend that it would fit them to only be a bakery since they hate speaking to customers and hav such a clean place, but since they don't make the kakes they can just become a cleaning company
#702 to #45 - Gedziuzzz
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Can you provide any sort of evidence about the deserts being ordered in? I would really love to see that!
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#205 to #45 - undeadwill
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(05/18/2013) [-]
They order in deserts?