The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!!. Found on Buzzfeed, YouTube Link: http: //www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XQDtoHpAWhg.. these aint around bkdelivers dot com
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#130 - trishaferr (05/17/2013) [-]
This has to be my all-time favourite review on Yelp
#470 to #130 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
holy **** ! I hardly find humor worth more than a little snort thing and that had me crying with laughter, especially after the bikes with giant front wheels and tiny back wheels bit!
#673 to #130 - miniwilliam ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
"Samy you rascal" is what got me, my 			*******		 god I laughed so hard at that.
"Samy you rascal" is what got me, my ******* god I laughed so hard at that.
User avatar #148 to #130 - Dap (05/17/2013) [-]
I've seen the entire 40 minute episode, and I read this entire review.

Honestly best thing i've seen online all month.
#158 to #148 - trishaferr (05/17/2013) [-]
It's been a whole night of crying with laughter for me.
Wasted about 2 hours watching old Party Quirk clips from Who's Line Is It Anyway, watching the whole Kitchen Nightmares episode on Youtube, and reading all the funny reviews on Yelp.
User avatar #72 - rel (05/17/2013) [-]
...I sort of want to call and ask if they have battletoads.
#445 to #72 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Do it, DO IT, DO IT!
User avatar #450 to #445 - rel (05/18/2013) [-]
May 21st, I shall. OP WILL DELIVER
User avatar #453 to #72 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
:you must record it.
User avatar #455 to #453 - rel (05/18/2013) [-]
I'll do what I can. I'll maybe it put it on speaker phone and record myself doing it.
User avatar #551 to #72 - theuglypanda (05/18/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #560 to #72 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
PLEASE upload a post withtheir response. I'm begging you man!
#585 to #72 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
We must call the reinforcements. We need /b/ and reddit too!
User avatar #626 to #72 - matttboyagain (05/18/2013) [-]
With any other person or business I would say they'd just have their phone disconnected after a few calls. But these people....they're just crazy enough to fight with every single person on the phone that day.
User avatar #627 to #626 - matttboyagain (05/18/2013) [-]
Be like "I HAVE CALLER ID AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE I'LL COME FIND YOU AND SHOW YOU! EVEN MY WIFE CAN BEAT YOU UP! GOD'S ON OUR SIDE, YOULL SEE!"
#748 to #72 - wellfuckmylife (05/18/2013) [-]
Someone started with Battletoads on her Tumblr account
( You need to login to view this link dunno if it's legit )
User avatar #232 to #72 - xldarkking (05/18/2013) [-]
This. Spread this now.
User avatar #454 to #232 - rel (05/18/2013) [-]
I will do it on May 21st.
User avatar #88 to #72 - trishaferr (05/17/2013) [-]
DO IT
User avatar #94 to #88 - rel (05/17/2013) [-]
Will do in a few moments
#262 to #72 - Superhell (05/18/2013) [-]
10/10   
   
I see success in your future.
10/10

I see success in your future.
User avatar #452 to #262 - rel (05/18/2013) [-]
I will do it May 21st, and post it as content for the site to see.
User avatar #649 to #262 - ugottanked (05/18/2013) [-]
sauce on the gif?
#756 to #649 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
sora no woto
#282 to #72 - cooldudexy (05/18/2013) [-]
Heres the number 480) 607-0677 BATTLETOADS
PIC COMPLETELY RELATED

I thinks there something to the caps idea.
#291 to #282 - cooldudexy (05/18/2013) [-]
there mail box is full LOL
User avatar #451 to #282 - rel (05/18/2013) [-]
OP will deliver May 21st. Just you wait. I'll put down the whole conversation and post it as content.
#155 to #72 - samxdaxman (05/17/2013) [-]
You magnificent genius.
User avatar #841 to #838 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #842 to #841 - rel (05/22/2013) [-]
I know ;D
User avatar #843 to #842 - samxdaxman (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not really one to call and ask for battletoads, but this may be one of the times I do. I'm gonna save that number for a rainy day and follow in your footsteps.
User avatar #269 to #72 - nighkey (05/18/2013) [-]
Guess what I'm doing all day on the 21st..
#111 to #72 - emawee (05/17/2013) [-]
no no, they have closed their restaurant till the 21st, the are having a grand opening that day. Let's do it then.
no no, they have closed their restaurant till the 21st, the are having a grand opening that day. Let's do it then.
User avatar #115 to #111 - rel (05/17/2013) [-]
Oh ho ho ho yes
#696 to #111 - powellrebecca (05/18/2013) [-]
omg that gif.
omg that gif.
User avatar #30 - phantomi ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
after doing some digging I found out Amy's an ex stripper from Vegas and she is a felon for Identity theft that has yet to serve her sentence, so yeah gods on your side...
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User avatar #279 to #278 - phantomi ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #104 to #30 - redtooth (05/17/2013) [-]
I also heard she's charged with assault and battery and bank fraud, the only one which would surprise me would be bank fraud 'cause it'd surprise me that she would be smart enough to even attempt that
#101 - redtooth (05/17/2013) [-]
I watched this episode earlier today, 			****		 was HILARIOUS. The woman is 			*******		 insane, she is downright NUTS.    
   
Amy:"Oh we have three kids."   
Ramsay:"Oh that's nice!"   
Amy:"but they're trapped in the bodies of cats. meow!"   
Samy:"Oh, she means our cats... we have three cats..."   
   
<-----ramsay's face when   
   
   
Then it cuts out into Amy talking to the camera, something along the lines of   
   
"I speak feline."   
Then she starts randomly meowing. At that point I was, as tumblr would say in the situation, 			*******		 done(unlike the meat in their burgers)
I watched this episode earlier today, **** was HILARIOUS. The woman is ******* insane, she is downright NUTS.

Amy:"Oh we have three kids."
Ramsay:"Oh that's nice!"
Amy:"but they're trapped in the bodies of cats. meow!"
Samy:"Oh, she means our cats... we have three cats..."

<-----ramsay's face when


Then it cuts out into Amy talking to the camera, something along the lines of

"I speak feline."
Then she starts randomly meowing. At that point I was, as tumblr would say in the situation, ******* done(unlike the meat in their burgers)
User avatar #319 to #101 - dapianoman (05/18/2013) [-]
Ohhhhhh shiiiiiit burrn
#410 to #101 - midgetnigger (05/18/2013) [-]
And just like the dough on their pizza too!
User avatar #806 to #101 - heartgoldawesome (05/18/2013) [-]
Well of course her sons would be cats, she speaks feline!
#529 to #101 - foreverarone (05/18/2013) [-]
you mean ******* crazy?
i'll leave now
User avatar #328 to #101 - Durp (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm watching the episode right now on demand and just saw that part, I was like what in the actual **** ?
User avatar #330 to #328 - episode (05/18/2013) [-]
meow meow.
#45 - chubbycharmer (05/17/2013) [-]
Man social media sure slapped Amy's Baking Company in the face. Wonder how Gordon Ramsey felt when he found out the desserts were ordered in.
Man social media sure slapped Amy's Baking Company in the face. Wonder how Gordon Ramsey felt when he found out the desserts were ordered in.
User avatar #702 to #45 - Gedziuzzz (05/18/2013) [-]
Can you provide any sort of evidence about the deserts being ordered in? I would really love to see that!
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User avatar #205 to #45 - undeadwill (05/18/2013) [-]
They order in deserts?
#246 to #45 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
wuuuuut, i really thought she made the desserts, was dicussing with my girlfriend that it would fit them to only be a bakery since they hate speaking to customers and hav such a clean place, but since they don't make the kakes they can just become a cleaning company
#42 - kingpongthedon (05/17/2013) [-]
"America is about ressling"
User avatar #428 to #42 - Keat (05/18/2013) [-]
Hulkamania's running wild!
#637 to #42 - therealrainbowdash (05/18/2013) [-]
Made my month, thank you.
Made my month, thank you.
#708 to #42 - archiehicox (05/18/2013) [-]
Even Hogan runs a better restaurant than these people.
#249 to #42 - lasmamoe (05/18/2013) [-]
"Wrasslin"
#59 to #42 - zetche (05/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #294 to #59 - jarofdirt ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I love how the fat guy is like "I don't give a **** " as the wrestler backflips off of him.
#20 - Cleavland Steamer (05/17/2013) [-]
these ****** aint ****** around
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#801 to #20 - xast (05/18/2013) [-]
MFW reading your comment
MFW reading your comment
#809 to #20 - ekiouja (05/18/2013) [-]
Jolly good laugh, my fine chap.
#689 to #20 - zhader (05/18/2013) [-]
For anybody who wants a link for the Kitchen nightmares episode featuring the nutjobs, here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0
For anybody who wants a link for the Kitchen nightmares episode featuring the nutjobs, here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0
User avatar #730 to #689 - makonendrak ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
******* copyright blocks.
User avatar #786 to #730 - cryingchicken (05/18/2013) [-]
UK resident? Here, just use this link:

https://www.cantseemenow.com/permalink.php?url=xIQ0pQ5KYfPxWSu2MueIUEqG6h4V1AQY8 8f71wGygrUkWUdXHPVXgPbj8KzqHCMm6ZWMSKQuraS0ul%2BVy%2BmT6Q%3D%3D
#810 to #689 - arsyro (05/18/2013) [-]
&quot;...talent for culinary arts...&quot;
"...talent for culinary arts..."
User avatar #645 to #20 - jwash (05/18/2013) [-]
I've seen many steemer comments and loved them all but.. I think you just painted a masterpiece.
User avatar #435 to #20 - zorororonoa (05/18/2013) [-]
That is awesome.
#12 - europeanswallow (05/17/2013) [-]
OH GUYS WE DUN GOOFED UP NOW, THEY'RE BACK-TRACING US THROUGH THE CYBER POLICE!
User avatar #478 to #12 - cycloneclone (05/18/2013) [-]
Who are they?
#641 to #478 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Who are they? Oh man...

Jessi
Slaughter

Internet basics 101
User avatar #642 to #641 - cycloneclone (05/18/2013) [-]
Thanks. I dont much about things like that.
#796 to #12 - cakezs (05/18/2013) [-]
Same girl from picture?
Same girl from picture?
User avatar #222 to #12 - sexwithyourwife (05/18/2013) [-]
Is she crying?
#476 to #12 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Sorry to ruin your fun, but that guy was just angry after some people tried to get his daughter [a child] to take her clothes off for them. It's pretty sick to mock the guy while supporting what a bunch of pedophiles said.
User avatar #690 to #476 - redtooth (05/18/2013) [-]
While he did try to protect her, and in that respect he wasn't a bad father, he came down to the level of the bullies, started making empty threats and whatnot. And anyways, he's not a very good parent in the first place if his daughter goes online and makes stupid ass videos about how she's going to make "brain slushies out of your head" IIRC, and then takes off her clothes when she gets bullied.
#213 to #12 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
Consequences!
User avatar #33 to #12 - HighLitedHelios (05/17/2013) [-]
I was genuinely saddened to hear that this man had passed
#37 to #33 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Ohh I actually feel bad for laughing now.
#124 to #37 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Will you feel bad when this couple commit suicide Hitler and Eva style in the kitchen of their bankrupt restaurant?
#438 to #124 - midgetnigger (05/18/2013) [-]
Nope.
Nope.
#123 to #37 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
I don't
User avatar #427 to #33 - spysappinmysasha (05/18/2013) [-]
he passed? damn, i mean sure he was a bit loony, but he was only looking out for his daughter....
#133 - happyflowerkid (05/17/2013) [-]
I`ve just grown to hate those People more and more... ******* retards
#126 - sjrigney (05/17/2013) [-]
"AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING"

"AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING"

"AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING"
#361 to #126 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
america is about rusting
[url deleted] ckeyRourke-RustledJimmies-1336560539l.jpg
#362 to #361 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
well **** , that was supposed to be a link to a picture of mickey rourke as "The Rustler"
User avatar #208 to #126 - shishabar (05/18/2013) [-]
is that nacho libre?
#364 to #208 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
that's silly, it is obviously captain america
User avatar #456 to #364 - zorororonoa (05/18/2013) [-]
No! It is the Iron Patriot!
User avatar #711 to #456 - shishabar (05/18/2013) [-]
catwoman
#628 to #126 - matttboyagain (05/18/2013) [-]
That's not WRASTLING!
#98 - allamericandude (05/17/2013) [-]
I watched that episode last night. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Amy is clearly psychotic and in need of some serious help. That doesn't detract from the fact that she's also a cunt, and so is the husband. Taking tips from your servers? That's just low.   
   
I was expecting Ramsey to tear both of them a new asshole, but I think he realized he was fighting an uphill battle. That place was literally too much for Gordon Ramsey--which says a lot.   
   
And it's pretty apparent that the restaurant is a front. This guy makes a pretty good case for it:   
pastebin.com/Sm865BWi
I watched that episode last night. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Amy is clearly psychotic and in need of some serious help. That doesn't detract from the fact that she's also a cunt, and so is the husband. Taking tips from your servers? That's just low.

I was expecting Ramsey to tear both of them a new asshole, but I think he realized he was fighting an uphill battle. That place was literally too much for Gordon Ramsey--which says a lot.

And it's pretty apparent that the restaurant is a front. This guy makes a pretty good case for it:
pastebin.com/Sm865BWi
#132 to #98 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Pretty unlikely. If the guy is smart enough to launder money, he is smart enough to know not to take an unnecessary risk for a pointless publicity stunt. I believe they are genuinely that stupid. That being said, the man is pretty old, clearly not from a family that has been multi-generational U.S. citizens, and has a significantly younger wife who would indeed be considered a trophy wife if she wasn't so ******* dumb. I would say he has plenty of money but is just greedy. Perhaps from an illegal past of dealings in another country, or inheritance, or whatever. But they just don't seem smart enough to be able to pull that **** off.
User avatar #321 to #132 - abstract (05/18/2013) [-]
I read in the comments that the wife is a felon for identity theft, so I don't think it's too far fetched to think they still dabble in some illegal practices.
User avatar #475 to #132 - cabbagemayhem (05/18/2013) [-]
You don't have to be a genius to launder money. You just have to know how it's done, and not care about making a legitimate living. Also, don't assume a criminal too smart to go on national television. Narcissistic criminals might risk a lot to maintain their self-image, which is usually hard to get validation for in the first place.
User avatar #688 to #475 - redtooth (05/18/2013) [-]
But here's the thing, a criminal would never use money laundering front itself to go on national TV - and they've done everything possible to draw publicity. If it's really a front for laundering money, they've gone out of their way to draw attention to it. There's some parts of self preservation that even narcissists won't dare risk, and I think this falls under the category; I don't think they're laundering money, they're both just rather touched in the head and have learned to have everything their way. They've been so spoiled to the point that they've become delusional.
#771 to #98 - despare (05/18/2013) [-]
But if they were doing illegal business, why the flippity flop would they want a TV crew to come poking around there?
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#47 - zumbs (05/17/2013) [-]
I was on their facebook page when this all was happening and they actually threatened to get the FBI on this.
#27 - DinosaurLassie (05/17/2013) [-]
Jesus christ.. She made a girl cry for asking a question.
Poor girl.

User avatar #46 to #27 - iwebby (05/17/2013) [-]
and the question was

are you sure?

******* , hell man,
#140 to #46 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Wasn't the girl being a smartass anyway?
You just need to look at here face the moment she ask.
The outcome certainly isn't appropriate, but she did truly feel superior to here boss at that exact moment.
#181 to #140 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Nnnnnnnno I just watched the episode. She said it without a hint of sarcasm and a genuine smile on her face
User avatar #201 to #181 - anonefgthree (05/17/2013) [-]
At what part in the video was it? I don't really wanna watch the whole thing for this
User avatar #225 to #223 - anonefgthree (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what a bitch. Thanks
User avatar #252 to #140 - lasmamoe (05/18/2013) [-]
See, i dont know how people did not get this.

Of course she wasn't being over the line, but she did without a doubt have an attitude when she asked "Are you sure?".
User avatar #26 - motherfuckingkenji (05/17/2013) [-]
I will admit; in the pictures, it does looks like a nice place.
I'd probably go in, sit at a table, and when a waiter/waitress comes over and asks if they could get me anything, I'd just say "Nah, I'm good." and pull out McDonalds or something. And just eat it right there in front of them.
It would probably be better than the Jesusburgers they're serving.
#172 to #26 - Visual (05/17/2013) [-]
YFW pulling out the food
#509 - billybong (05/18/2013) [-]
&quot;You're all jealous&quot;
"You're all jealous"
User avatar #524 to #509 - xCONGiEx (05/18/2013) [-]
someone just went full retard.
#6 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Hacked? Please *rolls eyes* Also, they keep throwing 'God' into every other post just sad that you think that makes you better than other people? No god has nothing do with you making **** food and acting crazy. Grow up and start taking responsibility for your actions.
#8 to #6 - SimianLich (05/17/2013) [-]
God doesn't protect ****** people. He kicks them down and then asks if they've learned their lesson. If not he then sets them on fire.
User avatar #425 to #8 - ilovehitler (05/18/2013) [-]
It's been a long while since I've read the bible, but I'm fairly sure that's accurate.
#344 - discardedslinky ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
This is my favorite thing ever.
#295 - commandermunkee (05/18/2013) [-]
Filthy little Redditses!
User avatar #324 to #295 - mapleknight (05/18/2013) [-]
Wet, crunchy little Yelpses!
#404 to #377 - teenytinyspider (05/18/2013) [-]
I'll just take that image and leave you with a thumb, thanks.
User avatar #510 to #404 - amishparadise (05/18/2013) [-]
Me too
User avatar #493 to #377 - cormy (05/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE9BRhshvoI#t=5061s
Or maybe you've become so unbelievably enraged that you've come full circle.
User avatar #494 to #493 - huntergriff (05/18/2013) [-]
eh. i'm not in the mood to watch the first two seasons of DBZ abridged.
User avatar #495 to #494 - cormy (05/18/2013) [-]
My link has the extension #t=5061s which will bring you to the exact moment that particular quote is said in that video.
User avatar #811 to #495 - huntergriff (05/18/2013) [-]
it played it from the beginning
User avatar #812 to #811 - cormy (05/18/2013) [-]
Funny =\ Mayhaps you need a browser/flash player update...? I dunno
User avatar #100 - trishaferr (05/17/2013) [-]
Calling all Arizonians... Arizonites... PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN ARIZONA!

You need to start some **** and call it a protest. Show up with plates of cooked food and eat it, standing directly across the street, wearing satisfied expressions and holding signs proclaiming: "This is what good foos tastes like!"

They cannot legally do anything. You are not on their property. You are not slandering them, as your statement is only implied and not directly related to them. It will seriosly piss them off.

Somebody do this, AND FOR THE LOVE OF ODIN, FILM AND POST THE RESULTS!!

TL;DR Let the ********* commence!
User avatar #203 to #100 - rockamekishiko (05/17/2013) [-]
i don't get what they did in the first place, though
User avatar #322 to #203 - polofolo ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0

(sent the wrong link before)
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#769 to #100 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
snakefire
User avatar #235 to #100 - soflyy (05/18/2013) [-]
they are too far from Phoenix dude
#485 to #100 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh I'll stay in Mesa
User avatar #430 to #100 - ilovehitler (05/18/2013) [-]
Arizonan masterrace reporting in for duty

And, I think we could get away with more than just saying "this is what good food tastes like". I mean, look at all the **** the WBC gets away with, and that's WITH most everyone hating them. In this case, it seems that most people are annoyed/mad/rustled at the bakery.
User avatar #449 to #100 - zorororonoa (05/18/2013) [-]
They cannot "legally" do anything yes. But knowing those two, they would most likely illegally do something. That Samy guy gets violent.
#360 to #100 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Hey i can actually do something this time...
#190 to #100 - bulbakip (05/17/2013) [-]
They're not worth my time.
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