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#50 - northamster (05/18/2013) [-]
I thought he just grew a pair of random ass arms and wasn't sure where it was headed.
I thought he just grew a pair of random ass arms and wasn't sure where it was headed.
#66 to #50 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Yes of course 'ass arms'
#86 - badgerbaiting (05/18/2013) [-]
No one loves me, I don't care.   
   
I swear I don't
No one loves me, I don't care.

I swear I don't
User avatar #127 to #86 - RisenLichen ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I convince myself I don't
User avatar #133 to #86 - garymotherfingoak (05/18/2013) [-]
>no one loves you

i call ******** .
User avatar #251 to #86 - zove (05/18/2013) [-]
Hey anon... I love you man <3
User avatar #93 to #86 - ooscarymvsboo (05/18/2013) [-]
I love you...
User avatar #94 to #86 - krasnogvardiech (05/18/2013) [-]
That can be seen as a good thing, albeit morbidly. With no-one to love us, we can go on to work, to go do the things worth of the greatest recognition.
Then again, we could **** up on an epic scale and we'd still get recognition.

TL;DR Epic win or Epic fail, work to pick.
User avatar #95 to #94 - badgerbaiting (05/18/2013) [-]
Even Tesla loved a pigeon.
#148 to #86 - stanleys ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
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#96 to #86 - orionthegreat ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Badgerbaiting, I'd badgerbate you any day. In a totally manly way.
User avatar #97 to #96 - badgerbaiting (05/18/2013) [-]
You'd tie me to a stake and poke me with a stick? Kinky devil.
#98 to #97 - orionthegreat ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh you ******* know it
User avatar #26 - Shenanigins (05/17/2013) [-]
In next weeks edition of, "Things That Will Never Happen," magazine...
#9 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
Relevant & relatable? How exactly? My extraordinarily fast metabolism and aversion to exercise makes me look borderline malnourished. And I've never had a girlfriend due to me being cynical, kind of an ass, and a socially awkward beta.
#222 to #9 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
hi kyler
User avatar #230 to #9 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
you just described me.
User avatar #268 to #9 - battledude (05/18/2013) [-]
having a fast metabolism is a gift
User avatar #302 to #268 - icameheretotroll (05/18/2013) [-]
No, No it's not
you are hungry every 5 minutes
working out barely gives you anything
and you also look like a corpse
#201 to #9 - olesc (05/18/2013) [-]
Implying being fat instantly gets you a girlfriend who think youre cute.
Implying being fat instantly gets you a girlfriend who think youre cute.
User avatar #204 to #201 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
How? I said I didn't have a girlfriend because I'm cynical, a prick, and social awkward. The weight thing was more of a side note if anything.
User avatar #233 to #204 - olesc (05/18/2013) [-]
No sorry I was actually referring to the post not your comment.
User avatar #234 to #233 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
Ah, I see, then carry on good sir.
User avatar #56 to #9 - dbBlues (05/18/2013) [-]
I think I might be the black you, assuming you're not black. Except the girlfriend thing, but my last one was 7 years ago and I'm 21 now, so we might as well be palette swaps of each other.
#59 to #56 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
Well I am white and a fairly pale on at that, so the pallet swap comment is appropriate.
#145 to #9 - wiredrage (05/18/2013) [-]
did you just describe me?
#181 to #9 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I used to be exactly the way you described. I was 6'1 and weighing 130 pounds. Looked frail as **** . That was because of my high metabolism which I still do have. Then I started going to the gym lifting weights 4-5 times a week. Forced food down until I wanted to puke to get a good amount of good calories. After 2 years, I reached 165 muscular body. And with that high metabolism, almost all the weight gain is muscle.

Basically, not everyone is born equal, but you can always make the best out of it. Your "beta-ttitude" is a result of how much you want something. You and I will probably never achieve one of those magazine-worthy bodies, but with hard work we can get something better. The same applies in other aspects of life.

TL;DR Stop complaining and do something about it.
User avatar #197 to #181 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
When did I ever imply that I wanted to change?
#215 to #197 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
When you started describing yourself in a negative way.
User avatar #273 to #9 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
almost same here except I started working out about 4 months ago so even though Im skinny, I have some muscle definition and dont look like death. Also I used to be a smart-ass all my life until Junior year of high school which is when I realized I have no friends (almost definitely because of the smart-ass comments, and because I was antisocial. Never had a gf either), so I stopped being an asshole and what do you know? My life got flipped, turned upside down.
#335 to #9 - foxxywithpaws (05/18/2013) [-]
STOP

BEING

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#343 to #9 - empithree (05/18/2013) [-]
are you me?
are you me?
#108 to #9 - jeegusithus (05/18/2013) [-]
im actually 340 lbs and 6'3'' at 16. still i share personalities with everyone on this site(for the most) but this doesnt make me feel any better about my weight.
pic semi-related
#328 to #9 - niggernazi (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah i can totally relate to that, i never drown in pussy though i am sexy as ****

pic related, its me
#354 to #328 - taurusguy (05/18/2013) [-]
I have got a decent body, decent abs, they show a bit, biceps are decent, usually do 30 push up's daily+20 or so after every 2 minutes later and total is about 100. Also crunch up's, but i dont do them daily, like weekly and a TON.
User avatar #214 to #9 - seniorawesomesauce (05/18/2013) [-]
Holy **** this hits me where I didnt think it would. Like, hold on: People say stuff like that just because "haha jokes" but this is... Man...
User avatar #196 to #9 - haydn (05/18/2013) [-]
This.
#73 to #9 - xjosequeervox (05/18/2013) [-]
Kinda like him? That's my fiance
User avatar #74 to #73 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
Well I actually know what the word haircut means, other than that I can't really see him all that well.
#76 to #74 - xjosequeervox (05/18/2013) [-]
I was trying to look for a picture of him where he isn't being weird, that's all I could really find.
User avatar #78 to #76 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
Well my ribs are a bit more visible than his.
#89 to #78 - xjosequeervox (05/18/2013) [-]
There's an eh picture of me. I don't have my septum ring anymore and my hair is black now.
#207 to #89 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
KILLITKILLITKILLIT
#332 to #89 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
9/10 would bang all nite
User avatar #159 to #9 - greenwithenvy (05/18/2013) [-]
>cynical
>kind of an ass
>socially awkward beta

that doesn't seem possible to me, if you're an ass to people you're misunderstood alpha, beta's don't like drawing attention or causing a scene, which means being an ass.
User avatar #163 to #159 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
It's more situational assholism, I would never dare start a conversation with someone I don't know or dislike.
#168 to #163 - greenwithenvy (05/18/2013) [-]
ahhh, so you have alpha-tendencies, just not fully converted, give it time.
ahhh, so you have alpha-tendencies, just not fully converted, give it time.
#279 to #9 - cabbagemayhem (05/18/2013) [-]
I went through other content, but I had to come back to post this because it hit me in the feel. Some combination of this content, your comment and image, and the fact that someone earlier today made it seem as if I still belong in the good people club. I wonder if she'd feel the same way if she got a closer look at me now.
I went through other content, but I had to come back to post this because it hit me in the feel. Some combination of this content, your comment and image, and the fact that someone earlier today made it seem as if I still belong in the good people club. I wonder if she'd feel the same way if she got a closer look at me now.
#321 to #279 - steeedan (05/18/2013) [-]
Naw brooooo. You're awesome. Be more awesome.
#344 to #321 - cabbagemayhem (05/18/2013) [-]
Thanks, bro. Take this.
#113 to #9 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
REXBLADE????
User avatar #338 to #9 - picamix (05/18/2013) [-]
look if they wanted an exsplination of me i would have posted it myself
User avatar #10 to #9 - doku (05/17/2013) [-]
that sounds troublesome
im sorry
User avatar #11 to #10 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
Meh, I'm used to it.
User avatar #13 to #11 - doku (05/17/2013) [-]
ah c:
i guess i can relate in a way, too
im kinda chubby (i'm a girl) and i personally think my boobs are too big for my height (5'3", D36 or so)
and my friends and my crush always tell me im cute and im not fat at all
it makes me feel a little better about being disgusting and fat 8D
#40 to #13 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up you dumb attention whore
User avatar #54 to #13 - galaxiegal ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
being ignorant about other countries manner of speaking aside, no real woman says the cup then size.... its 36D..... i suspect a guy trolling
User avatar #142 to #54 - doku (05/18/2013) [-]
as much as I'd love to entertain this, I really don't know what else to say?
I mean, the only honest answer I could give is that I don't give people my bra size often
I just threw it out there because I wanted to relate to him in some way because I'm silly
and I'm pretty sure I have a vagina
I checked easily because I'm wearing a skirt. It's my school uniform, haha.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
1. D36 isn't all the big in the grand scheme of things

2. Give me your weight and I'll determine if you're really a fatass from a scientific standpoint.
User avatar #15 to #14 - doku (05/17/2013) [-]
130ish lbs?
but my weight goes up and down because i have bad eating habits
(i forget to eat often because im always distracted )
User avatar #16 to #15 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
Well medically speaking you're within ideal weight for your height (about 110-140), got a little blubber here and there but for the most part it's nowhere near landwhale, I'd say you're doing fairly well in terms of that, plenty people have a chub fetish.
User avatar #18 to #16 - doku (05/17/2013) [-]
chub fetish?
Well thats a great way to look at it, lol
I'm mostly just got fat thighs though
Oh well
You seem smart, by the way //thumbs up
User avatar #19 to #18 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
Aye, my genius is truly a thing of awe, people should bow to me due to it. My humility on the other hand needs a little work.
User avatar #20 to #19 - doku (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty smart myself o:
People tell me so all the time <:
I think what I need to work on is my narcissism and selfishness. lol
User avatar #183 to #20 - zaxzwim (05/18/2013) [-]
you also got to stop saying "lol" and other stupid crap like that
User avatar #22 to #20 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
Me too... Also add my cynicism to that list, and my pessimism, my aversion to shaving, my racism, sexism, perversion, laziness, social awkwardness, mild sociopathy, introverted nature, being a bit of a cunt, hatred towards children, parents who don't hit their children, the smell of candles, the concept of candles... I think I could sum this up by saying I'm not a very likable person, which is exactly why I've never been on a date before. Hey, I suppose I got that going for me, I at least understand women don't date me because I'm a dick and not because "I'm a nice guy." That's more than most the people on this site are willing to admit.
User avatar #23 to #22 - doku (05/17/2013) [-]
At least you don't have Nice Guy Syndrome
I'm sure you'll find that right person eventually.
You just have to go where the wind takes you and be yourself, haha.
User avatar #28 to #23 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
Only problem is the woman who would accept me for me would probably be mentally unstable, and I do not fancy spending every night listing in fear as she whispers to the rusty cleaver she cuddles with at night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - doku (05/17/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone would really fancy that!
But you've got to be less of a cynic, and look at things all brightly and stuff lol.
User avatar #32 to #29 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
Can't, I have to be a cynic at all times, court ordered.
User avatar #33 to #32 - doku (05/17/2013) [-]
Aww, well that bites...
#106 to #33 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
That was probably the most dry adolescent conversation I have read in a very long time...Thank you for making me feel old
User avatar #138 to #106 - doku (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry x:
#188 to #33 - farfigschiter (05/18/2013) [-]
I hate you both
User avatar #266 to #188 - gabbeast (05/18/2013) [-]
I read it out of morbid curiosity.
User avatar #288 to #32 - leglessturtle (05/18/2013) [-]
At least you have a good sense of humor
User avatar #27 to #22 - xkronusx (05/17/2013) [-]
Oh god that description

Is literally about as close as you can get to describing myself

For example, friend just started dating this girl with a kid, no problem with the kid really, but every time the child acts out of line i'm just waiting for the mom to come across with a clean smack.

Never ends up happening, but i can't stand the kid being around.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [-]
I know bro, anytime you see some brat being a ******* brat and see the mom off in ******* lala land not even paying attention to the fact her precious little **** is pissing off everyone around them I ******* want to walk up to the mother and tell her to do her ******* job and discipline the goddamn kid.
#21 to #20 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm exactly like you except not an ass. I have the greatest GF ever. The OC? We do stuff like that every 15 minutes.
User avatar #35 to #18 - andywazowski (05/17/2013) [-]
You didn't know there were a fetish for chubby girls? Boy do you have a world to explore chubby is sexy!
User avatar #37 to #16 - brettyoke (05/18/2013) [-]
"My extraordinarily fast metabolism and aversion to exercise makes me look borderline malnourished"

"got a little blubber here and there but for the most part it's nowhere near landwhale"

lolwut
User avatar #43 to #37 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
The first line was directed at myself, the second line was directed at her.
User avatar #278 to #9 - lizardnigger (05/18/2013) [-]
Sheeeeeit ***** we're identical in personality and Africanity. Being a weed sucks.
User avatar #45 to #9 - Rignoroth (05/18/2013) [-]
I wonder how many people on this site are exactly the same as you, because that describes me and all of my friends too
#160 to #45 - lightninghedgehog (05/18/2013) [-]
Hi, how are ya?
#162 to #160 - Rignoroth (05/18/2013) [-]
fantastic, and you?   
any reason you picked me out of all these people?
fantastic, and you?
any reason you picked me out of all these people?
User avatar #164 to #162 - lightninghedgehog (05/18/2013) [-]
because i also fit said description
User avatar #46 to #45 - thisotherdude (05/18/2013) [-]
Considering how well we get along all things considered I'd say a very good amount.
User avatar #292 to #45 - gtk (05/18/2013) [-]
What if everyone on this site is actually extremely skinny and could probably do very well socially had they not grown to love to internet so much.
#77 - capnwetnipples (05/18/2013) [-]
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no that guy
#38 - Guvy (05/18/2013) [-]
fixed
#5 - exorbis ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #173 to #5 - deathstare (05/18/2013) [-]
U wot m8?
#102 - ascendedwings (05/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #123 to #102 - TrollBringer (05/18/2013) [-]
poppin' em pecs
#122 - alucord (05/18/2013) [-]
I just thought he had forgotten to take some radway
#1 - magusto (05/17/2013) [-]
will never happen
#2 to #1 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
i object my girlfriend does this alot to me
#3 to #2 - magusto (05/17/2013) [-]
your hands doesn't count anon
User avatar #6 to #1 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
I'd have to disagree
it's not common, but it does happen
#290 to #6 - magusto (05/18/2013) [-]
Are you pretty sure about that tankthejackal
User avatar #345 to #290 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
completely
it's about finding a girl that's not a shallow bitch
I found mine, and I guess you'll never feel that
#346 to #345 - magusto (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't believe your lies Tankthejackal
#136 - alucord (05/18/2013) [-]
Hahaha this is relatable.   
   
I too like to pretend I have a girlfriend!
Hahaha this is relatable.

I too like to pretend I have a girlfriend!
#48 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
I actually can't relate. I have no esophageal sphincter (planning surgery soon) and because of this I have almost non-stop acid reflux. This, along with a genetically inherited slowly-emptying stomach, means that am physically incapable of eating more than a certain amount a day. Due to this, I don't gain weight, I get tired quite easily if I have a long day, I get the majority of my necessary nutrients through supplements, and I am no longer able to enjoy many of the foods I once did (anything greasy, spicy, fatty, pretty much anything with flavor).

So yeah, I can honestly say, I ******* hate being skinny.
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#51 to #48 - articulate ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Heh, sphincter.
Heh, sphincter.
#52 to #51 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
Dude, it sucks balls. I have tests at least once a week, most of which either involve me swallowing some nasty liquid (free jokes here) or having something shoved up my nose and down my throat (i am the hentai).   
But yeah, sphincter is a fun word.   
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Dude, it sucks balls. I have tests at least once a week, most of which either involve me swallowing some nasty liquid (free jokes here) or having something shoved up my nose and down my throat (i am the hentai).
But yeah, sphincter is a fun word.
gif unrelated
#53 to #52 - articulate ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Why do you need tests if you already know what it is?    
Reminds me of one of the questions on my chemistry lab. It was about patients swallowing barium for x-rays even though barium ions are poisonous, but since the Ksp is so low it doesn't harm people.
Why do you need tests if you already know what it is?
Reminds me of one of the questions on my chemistry lab. It was about patients swallowing barium for x-rays even though barium ions are poisonous, but since the Ksp is so low it doesn't harm people.
User avatar #57 to #53 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, barium swallows are one of the things I get to do.
But I still get manometries, PH studies, upper GI scopes, and such so they can:
1. keep tabs on how the situation is progressing (am I developing Barret's Esophagus quickly or not)
2. determine whether or not my esophagus is in good enough shape to leave me as a candidate for a nissen fundoplication (the type of surgery I'm most likely to have)
3. they can determine possible ways to prevent things like this from happening to kids earlier on, though it's hard because of the whole "still growing" thing (i've had these kinds of issues my whole life)

Yeah. I'm a ******* guinea pig. Whoop dee ******* doo.
#60 to #57 - articulate ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Are you dying?
Are you dying?
#63 to #60 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
Haha. No.   
The only risk is if this continues I could develop Barret's Esophagus, which is a precancerous stage brought about by the sever acid erosion. My dad had it, and it wasn't until then that they even bothered to help treat him (they being the military, since he was active duty Navy at the time). However, he didn't have it quite as early as me, so he's doing everything he can to get me treated. Don't know what I'd do without him. He's put up with me for these 19 years, and I don't know why, but he's still busting his ass to help me beat this.
Haha. No.
The only risk is if this continues I could develop Barret's Esophagus, which is a precancerous stage brought about by the sever acid erosion. My dad had it, and it wasn't until then that they even bothered to help treat him (they being the military, since he was active duty Navy at the time). However, he didn't have it quite as early as me, so he's doing everything he can to get me treated. Don't know what I'd do without him. He's put up with me for these 19 years, and I don't know why, but he's still busting his ass to help me beat this.
#70 to #63 - articulate ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
We're all dying, albeit some faster than others.
We're all dying, albeit some faster than others.
User avatar #55 to #48 - guiguito (05/18/2013) [-]
i have hyper metabolism so i don't know this feel, i can eat all i want, and never get fat
sorry for you bro
User avatar #61 to #55 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
You don't understand how much I LOVE food...
My favorite hobbies are baking (primarily deserts. especially cheesecake) and cooking.

BUT I CAN'T EAT ANY OF IT
User avatar #62 to #61 - guiguito (05/18/2013) [-]
i can eat it for you
#64 to #62 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
No.
Just... No.
User avatar #65 to #64 - guiguito (05/18/2013) [-]
cmon man, i can tell you what it taste like
User avatar #69 to #67 - guiguito (05/18/2013) [-]
i don't want to savor you own food in front of you and then entratain myself with your expression
i just wanna see what you can cook
User avatar #79 to #69 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
Well, maybe then.
my beef ribs are the best around
User avatar #81 to #79 - guiguito (05/18/2013) [-]
beef ribs? sounds great, email me two
User avatar #82 to #81 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't think that's how 3D printing works just yet.
User avatar #99 to #82 - krasnogvardiech (05/18/2013) [-]
What if we got a device which could translate neural impulses into computer signals? And back again?
guiguito could eat it, and you could savor the flavour.
User avatar #103 to #99 - guiguito (05/18/2013) [-]
would be neat
#206 to #61 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
That... sounds like hell.
#219 to #206 - theincorrigibleone (05/18/2013) [-]
At least it isn't a permanent hell.
#4 - jakatackka (05/17/2013) [-]
>relatable
>girlfriend

Pick one.
User avatar #105 - FuckYouFatBen (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm like that with girls who are chubby. I don't know why, but I like girls who are chubby. I find it beautiful.
User avatar #236 - sebthebrony (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh great, now everyone's showing their happy GFs and relationships
I'm off to **** and I hate you all
User avatar #256 to #236 - BigBallSack (05/18/2013) [-]
I just want to let you know that I will always love you, dear stranger.
User avatar #257 to #256 - sebthebrony (05/18/2013) [-]
stay back D:
User avatar #258 to #257 - BigBallSack (05/18/2013) [-]
Aww now that hurts. I've never had a GF or BF and I'm already getting rejected here.
User avatar #260 to #258 - sebthebrony (05/18/2013) [-]
Because your name is BigBallSack .-.
User avatar #261 to #260 - BigBallSack (05/18/2013) [-]
I regret making that name years ago ;__;
User avatar #262 to #261 - sebthebrony (05/18/2013) [-]
I know that feel, a lot of people hate me because my name includes brony :V
User avatar #286 to #262 - wobblewub (05/18/2013) [-]
Can I have a hug? For both our sakes?

please. I feel the same way.
User avatar #355 to #286 - sebthebrony (05/18/2013) [-]
sure. Have a hug
A virtual hug
Because no one will ever love you
nor will they love me .c
#282 to #236 - jamesclisby (05/18/2013) [-]
I know how you feel, man. I drink on your behalf tonight.
#126 - alucord (05/18/2013) [-]
I used to be a skinny lanky loney guy.
Then I started wrestling, lifting weights, running, getting into shape etc.
Now I am a strong lanky loney guy.


I don't believe in love anymore
#149 to #126 - srhkid (05/18/2013) [-]
Do you still lift!?
#150 to #149 - alucord (05/18/2013) [-]
yes, but the only thing that touches me is the cold, hard unforgiving metal of the weights.



That and my hand
#156 to #150 - srhkid (05/18/2013) [-]
I used to lift.. but i blew out my knee and decided not to do any activitys that involved getting up..
#154 to #126 - cjasper (05/18/2013) [-]
I used to be really fat and I thought that's why girls never liked me so I started working out, lifting, running, playing sport etc. Now I am strong and relativity fit... Girls still don't like me I regret all the time I put in for nothing. I also do not believe in love anymore.
#158 to #154 - alucord (05/18/2013) [-]
I have almost given up
#161 to #158 - cjasper (05/18/2013) [-]
What do they want from us? You can be a good guy, show them love and change every part of yourself and they still reject the hell out of us.
User avatar #172 to #161 - eddi (05/18/2013) [-]
thats not true.
there are believe it or not chicks who like guys who dont look emaciated, that choke on their beverages from laughing on this site..that dont want a stereotypical douche bag who lives at the gym and survives on monsters and cliff bars.

there are chicks out there that just want a funny kind of immature and nerdy/geeky/dorky guy..but cant seem to find one.

i know this because im one of them.
it goes both ways.

so calm your tits, yours hasnt arrived yet.
#203 to #172 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I've found one, but I can't have a decent ******* conversation with them because (1) I'm not part of their group of friends and don't see this group enough to have a chance to join it and (2) Every time I try to talk to someone I'm not very close to I come off as aloof and can't think of anything decent to say.
Every single time it never goes anywhere outside of:
"So are you ready for this test?" "Yeah, I guess" *insert some meaningless blathering about how we feel about the test material, teacher, etc.*
User avatar #365 to #203 - eddi (05/18/2013) [-]
i assume youre talking about a dude.
they have a group for the same reason everyone else does..because they have **** in common..you must let them know you do too.
#366 to #365 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Yes. Again, I can't really join that group because we participate in different activities and they all hang out at practices. I don't have a group myself, so if I were to hang out with this guy outside of school it would just be the two of us, so I can't really develop much of a friendship with him. And again, my conversation skills are **** . This applies to all people, not just him. This sounds really cheesy, but I feel like I'm trapped in a body that is incapable of expressing the person inside.
#367 to #366 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
And this is why I've never had a single close friend. I feel like I've only had acquaintances who I call me friends as a formality.
User avatar #369 to #367 - eddi (05/19/2013) [-]
then you need to just bite the bullet and put yourself out there..if you want something you gotta go get it..yeah it can be scary as **** . but it could also be really worth it. trust me they are probably just as awkward as you..they just have friends so they dont appear to be.

do it!
User avatar #370 to #369 - eddi (05/19/2013) [-]
also, if you want to start a good conversation dont start it with bs talk..people will assume youre just trying to be nice.

no one gives two ***** about the test so talk about something you do give a **** about
#189 to #172 - alucord (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh I see my problem, I just have to BODY of a douche bad and a mind of nerd!
That way I can repulse everyone!

Your avatar made your advice that much better
User avatar #364 to #189 - eddi (05/18/2013) [-]
and the mind of a nerd is not repulsive.
you should not have been led to believe such a lie.
User avatar #363 to #189 - eddi (05/18/2013) [-]
what? not thats not what i meant at all.
i said there are chicks who like guys that dont do that.

some girls in fact like dorks who also look like dorks.
like..for me..if you "look" like that kind of guy..douchey and..gym..y then id be less likely to approach you.

chill the **** out mr. rogers.
User avatar #254 to #154 - alucord (05/18/2013) [-]
Don't regret that.
I sure as hell don't, now I don't need any of those bitches!



at least that is what I tell myself when I cry myself to sleep
#134 - joshofsouls (05/18/2013) [-]
You know, up until these past few years, I really hated comics like these because I DID think they weren't relatable

I'm a fat ****** , I can do the truffle shuffle without lifting my shirt or even MOVING.
yet for some strange and almost paranormal reason, my girlfriend loves every last bit of me.

2 and a half years and I STILL don't understand it.
User avatar #289 to #134 - kampi (05/18/2013) [-]
Okay, think about it like this.
Your inside, your feelings, your soul and your very personality is reflected by your appearance. I mean, you know a bitch when you see one. And the same goes for sporters, and for grily girls, and nerds, and etc..
I have no idea what you look like, but if you are that kind of "big" (or fat, chubby, whatever) as I think you are since you think the way you do about your relationship, then I think you have a big heart.
You have a big heart, but also a little to big mind, or a tad too much thoughtfulness. I've been there, done that. I think that you shouldn't think so much about yourself (in that kind of way so you wonder why people (should) like/dislike you), but more about your relationship to and with others (friends, girl- or boyfriend, family, etc.)
It's just a little summary, but I hope you get what I mean.
What I'm trying to say is:

Don't waste a big heart. Your big heart.
User avatar #155 to #134 - Azzoid (05/18/2013) [-]
Same here buddy. I don't understand it either but I suppose it's because they like who we are. Big guys do get good things, sometimes. We have to cherish these moments. It's not everyday good things happen to us. Take care and have a good night.
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