to my ex. Hey guys i recently made a youtube channel Would really help me if you viewed thanks =] www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk2RUVYKt-U < My mob farm video. HA
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to my ex

to my ex. Hey guys i recently made a youtube channel Would really help me if you viewed thanks =] www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk2RUVYKt-U < My mob farm video. HA

Hey guys i recently made a youtube channel
Would really help me if you viewed thanks =]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk2RUVYKt-U < My mob farm video

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#2 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Or maybe its because you dressed like a bear on every single ******* date.
#4 to #2 - iamphoenix (05/18/2013) [-]
Pic related.
#16 to #4 - ducksarekawaii (05/18/2013) [-]
That was one of the best reads I've had in awhile.
That was one of the best reads I've had in awhile.
User avatar #21 to #16 - RandomAnonGuy (05/18/2013) [-]
I can't finish it, I get to "She rolls her eyes" and stop because it seems painful.
Come on... I can do this...
User avatar #8 to #4 - guiguito (05/18/2013) [-]
danm i lost my **** at the end
#9 - slumberdonkey (05/18/2013) [-]
&gt;Be 17   
&gt;First girlfriend   
&gt;She's nice   
&gt;Date her for several months   
&gt;Talking on phone one night   
&gt;She starts talking about how she was going to get plastic surgery before she met me   
&gt;She asks if I still would have liked her   
&gt;I say no, because it wouldn't have been her   
&gt;She gets mad at me   
&gt;Starts screaming   
&gt;Hangs up phone   
&gt;Doesn't pick up any of my phone calls   
mfw i thought what I was saying was actually pretty romantic
>Be 17
>First girlfriend
>She's nice
>Date her for several months
>Talking on phone one night
>She starts talking about how she was going to get plastic surgery before she met me
>She asks if I still would have liked her
>I say no, because it wouldn't have been her
>She gets mad at me
>Starts screaming
>Hangs up phone
>Doesn't pick up any of my phone calls
mfw i thought what I was saying was actually pretty romantic
User avatar #12 to #9 - agentpurplek (05/18/2013) [-]
Plastic surgery on what?
#14 to #9 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I know what you did. Men aren't supposed to care about how their girlfriends look, but then again, I actually don't, lucky me.

Unlucky me, I don't want to have sex with them.
User avatar #24 to #14 - hitlersoneballsack (05/18/2013) [-]
the way their boyfriends think of them is all they care about
#10 to #9 - ventriloquist (05/18/2013) [-]
"I'd love you no matter what"
User avatar #18 to #10 - slumberdonkey (05/18/2013) [-]
Let's just say that, at this point, i'm very glad that I didn't stay with this chick. She was ******* crazy. She drove an hour and a half to my house 5 months after I broke up with her. She also lied compulsively and was not very good in bed.
#3 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
He reminds me of Butters from South Park.
#17 - IamSofaKingdom (05/18/2013) [-]
I didn't find that funny or clever at all. Art style was ok I guess. Not a really entertaining post for me though.
I didn't find that funny or clever at all. Art style was ok I guess. Not a really entertaining post for me though.
#1 - casadue (05/17/2013) [-]
Well, it is a rhyming poem and here's the rhyme scheme:
AAAAAAB C
#25 - rambomanthree (05/18/2013) [-]
Ex's suck... relationships in general just suck.

to all the guys on fj that are forever alone be thankful.. because i was forever alone and had no one until i met this girl last year and we had a **** ton in common. and it was doing well and i had honestly thought id found the person.. then ****** bam.. gone... and lemme tell you it's really humbling to watch the only person you have loved be ****** to you. and then you become insugnificant to them.. like you are just an ex..and you are like a charity friend to them at best.. the ****** that they stick around because they feel sorry for them... just a ****** ex of theirs. and then you watch them.. go out.. and be sucessful and do everything 1000 times better than you.and date other guys that are better than you in every way. and rub it in your face either delibrately or not...

I used to think that people who cried over heartbreak are pussies because i was never in a relationship before then... and trust me when i say i've been through a damn large share of **** ... Being dumped is the worst feeling possible. Felt like someone i knew close to me had died...

so.. to you.. forever alone guy.. (im now alone and damn happy that way kind of)

stay the **** out of relationships.. its like a fun roller coaster ride that launches you in a ******* spike pit at the end.. you are going to go through so much hell just to have a few months of happiness and illusion.. its not worth it man.. not at all.

just spare yourself trouble and listen to me
User avatar #32 to #25 - sarphog (05/18/2013) [-]
If you relationship went wrong, then it's partly your fault. The relationship I'm in started with me saying "I'm only interested in something serious", and the way she has reflected that the past 6 months really shows that I've done my part at least mostly right.

Build the relationship on trust, but also with a lot of respect. Me and my girlfriend has agreed on not doing anything that will make the other part feel uncomfortable, and the amount of time we spend together really confirms my trust in her.

And just to repeat and conclude; You have to pick a girl that is not a lost cause, and then work with her and yourself to attain the best possible relationship.
User avatar #35 to #25 - turboderp (05/18/2013) [-]
Dude, I've been dumped, and I've dumped. Neither is fun. It hurts, and as you say, it's like loosing someone close. Because really, you do. You lose someone really close to you. The only difference between a breakup and death is that with a breakup you see this person, like a ghost. And this ghost will find someone else, hopefully.

Hopefully, becasue I want for noone to be alone. Being alone is the worst. That's my opinion, anyway. As I said, I've been through dumping a girl, being dumped and I've lost a familymember really close to me. This is something we all experience with time.

I lost my father at a young age. And it hurt real ******* bad. It kinda still does. But the time I had with him was great. It's the same with my girlfriends. or Xes. The time and moments I had with them was great, and worth a few tears when it ended. Those feelings you have in a breakup shows just how nice your time with this person have been.

So guys.. Don't be afraid of being hurt. Instead, look forward to the good times, and when/if you get hurt, remember the good times. Hopefully, they'll come back. maybe with the same person, maybe with someone else. But don't tell people they're better off alone, that's just sad.

tl;dr
Having a girlfriend/boyfriend is ******* nice.
Being alone is sad.
This is my opinion anyway..
Have a nice day.

User avatar #26 to #25 - animationhac ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Just because it didnt work for you doesnt mean it wont for others...
User avatar #27 to #26 - rambomanthree (05/18/2013) [-]
I know.. i was just saying.. be skeptical.. be weary.. have doubts..

it will save your life
#5 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Reminded me of Malloy...
User avatar #6 to #5 - girguy (05/18/2013) [-]
That show was unjustifiably unfunny
User avatar #11 to #6 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I....I thought it was pretty funny...but, whatever.
#15 - raverr (05/18/2013) [-]
Shut up Tibbers, Annie will cast you when she needs you.   
Like when her stun is up and an Ezreal comes near...   
So you can rape him.   
Yes...   
Rape...
Shut up Tibbers, Annie will cast you when she needs you.
Like when her stun is up and an Ezreal comes near...
So you can rape him.
Yes...
Rape...
#33 to #15 - bonlino (05/18/2013) [-]
' **** you and your archaeology **** !'
#7 - pugsy (05/18/2013) [-]
this comes from the manchild in a bear costume
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User avatar #29 - joaomartins (05/18/2013) [-]
For **** sake , go bitch about your right hand on facebook !
#23 - bitchplzzz (05/18/2013) [-]
Why the **** is that ******* wearing a bear costume?
#22 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
#20 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I have never been dumped before. Somehow I always dump the girl first and then regret it later.
#34 to #20 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
That's because you're a Class A douche.
User avatar #19 - RandomAnonGuy (05/18/2013) [-]
Am I the only guy here that legitimately tries to stay friends with his ex girlfriends, and is as upset when they drift out of contact as with any other close friend?
I emphasise "here" so that some asshole isn't like "Herp derp there's billions of guys so probably not"
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