This must have been done already. .. I usually finish 3 minutes into a 20 min video so this wont even bother me This must have been done already I usually finish 3 minutes into a 20 min video so this wont even bother me
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#1 - torchictoucher
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I usually finish 3 minutes into a 20 min video so this wont even bother me
#5 to #1 - betterthenallofyou
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I don't think that anyone on this page have ever had sex.
#13 to #5 - Lightach
Reply +6
(05/18/2013) [-]
Then i guess its safe to say why your posting on here right.
#66 to #13 - navadae
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(05/18/2013) [-]
you deserve a medal for that one
#85 to #5 - sheepysquirrel
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Never have, hope I never do.
#10 to #1 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I usually finish in the first ten seconds.
#67 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/18/2013) [-]
Gotcha beat with 10 mins ~ twatpickle(who is too lazy to remember my account password
#26 to #1 - vatra
Reply +4
(05/18/2013) [-]
Is that you ************?
#83 to #26 - torchictoucher
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(05/18/2013) [-]
yes. I've been banned for a week, so i'm using a different account
#28 - derpypotato
Reply +48
(05/18/2013) [-]
this at the middle of a japanese porno with distorted audio
this at the middle of a japanese porno with distorted audio
#57 to #28 - wolfxrider
Reply +1
(05/18/2013) [-]
source?
#58 to #57 - derpypotato
Reply +4
(05/18/2013) [-]
north korea nuclear testing site
#60 to #57 - steamypanakes
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(05/18/2013) [-]
a video from Filthy Frank on youtube, i can't remember which though
#62 to #60 - wolfxrider
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Oh wait I recognize the background now...
#4 - ddylann
Reply +41
(05/17/2013) [-]
does anybody even just watch the videos like i jump around a lot
#51 to #4 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
best part is, we watch so much porn that we know exactly where in the video to go to see what we want to see.

yeah, you know what your favorite part is. and you know EXACTLY where it will be.
#33 to #4 - Fgner ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I enjoy Hentai on occasion, and they're usually developed with somewhat of a story. Sometimes I forget that I'm jerking off and really get into the story, gently stroking my dick to the rythm of conversation.

And then the episode ends, I go back to my favorite scene, and furiously beat one off.

And I'm not ashamed I enjoy the story.
The one I watched last night was this guy and his girlfriend. His girlfriend felt tubby and instead of lying to her, he said she should come to the gym he works at after everyone is gone and they can run some laps together so she feels better about it. She doesn't have a bathing suit, so he gets a rental for her that's 2 sizes too small. They end up having sex, and she finds out she loves public sex and bathing suit sex.
Simultaneously, another two characters are introduced. A college kid lives directly below the apartment of a very, very clumsy girl. he always helps her and checks up on her to make sure she's okay, because she's always in trouble. One day he hears her scream and when he comes up her washing machine is going crazy and she's soaked. He fixes the machine and she's in all white and drenched - exposing her nipples. She announces her love for him and her thankfulness for everything, and he reciprocates his feelings. And they ****.
Both couples end up going to the beach the next day. The first couple end up going in the ocean, where they swim behind some big rocks and have sex in front of the whole beach - hidden, but plainly visible to anybody that goes out deep enough or comes close enough. She begs him to stop because she doesn't want to get caught, but in reality they are loving it and she likes the risk.
The second couple go through a couple problems as the girl keeps clutzing it up. While in the public shower, she suprises the boy and they **** in the shower. He blows his load all over her.
The show ended with both girls in the shower complaining about all the cum in/on them. They look at each other and laugh.
#37 to #33 - Fgner ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I've been looking for the sauce for you guys for 20 minutes. I can't find it, I'm sorry.

Instead, may I recommend Resort Boin? I think I saw it on Pornhub (3 volumes), might be censored though; look for it elsewhere if it is. It's a great one.
#64 to #37 - nebuchadnezzaurus ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/18/2013) [-]
Hi, thanks for posting that story. I've heard of Resort Boin, could you describe the plot/what it's about, roughly?
#70 to #64 - Fgner ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/18/2013) [-]
**** no, that's an hour and a half of magic that you need to discover yourself. But basically this kid goes on spring break to a tropical island. There are four main girls that he gets with. His cousin Maya (wow... I never remember names, even the ones from last night I've already forgotten) is there too, and she has feelings.

It's got anal, incest, public sex - all the good stuff. Not to wild, but it'll satisfy most of your fetishes. They even through in a tentacle scene in episode 2. Trust me, it's good stuff.

But if you're more into things like rape, gangbangs/bukkake, a guy watching his girlfriend get ravished by men on his own rape train because of his coworker - The series this comes from is damn beautiful You need to login to view this link I couldn't find the actual series, but I didn't look too hard to be honest.

Finally, this is one of the best videos to just beat it off quickly (in my opinion): You need to login to view this link
If anybody found me the series ^this^ belongs to, I would be forever in your debt.

Sorry, wrong links in that other post.
#74 to #70 - nebuchadnezzaurus ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Thanks, but I'm not really into hentai that's just basically a sex scene without a plot. When I want to watch that, I just tune in to any of the old regular porn. I like hentai because it has things that no actual live action porn has to offer, like straight *****. Basically my main fetish is a younger/shorter guy having sex with a taller beautiful and maybe experienced girl or woman (but not grandma-old, of course). Also, don't know about you, but I don't like the older hentai animation, because it's kind of lackluster and boring most of the time. The only exception has to be Bible Black. I like some of the newer stuff, where the rendering of the actual sex/characters looks better. Here's a link to a perfect example of what I mean:
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1152158
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#16 - bowties
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, I cum at around 36 seconds into a prono
#22 - urtukdamoocow
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#36 - iwanttousenumbers
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I wouldn't make it halfway.
#24 - softcover
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Already did this about a week or so ago...
Already did this about a week or so ago...
#27 to #24 - blargedyblarg
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(05/18/2013) [-]
evil dead yaaaaaaay
#42 - RogersRabbit
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#86 to #42 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
holy **** man, what the ****
#87 to #42 - redstag
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I seriously remember when like three or four years ago when this first came out and i was "Hmm shes kinda hot, Then the eyes noo noo noo seriously creeped out for days afterwards
#18 - darthsanti
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#20 to #18 - theist
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(05/18/2013) [-]
why does funnyjunk get so hung over some emoticons but not others? like this or is fine but xD is not? dafuq
#29 to #20 - thatkiddonovan
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I feel you, bro. If it weren't for emoticons, texting with girls would be torturous. You'd never be able to read the intention behind the text.   
   
Bitches love emoticons, your chances of getting laid go up 20% if you use emoticons when you talk to them.
I feel you, bro. If it weren't for emoticons, texting with girls would be torturous. You'd never be able to read the intention behind the text.

Bitches love emoticons, your chances of getting laid go up 20% if you use emoticons when you talk to them.
#32 to #29 - agentpurplek
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I don't understand what is wrong with x) or xD
Been here for a while and never heard a good reason to hate it.
#34 to #32 - thatkiddonovan
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Girls do it basically   
Girls and 10 year olds.   
   
it's an easy way to fish them out.
Girls do it basically
Girls and 10 year olds.

it's an easy way to fish them out.
#35 to #34 - agentpurplek
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I use it all the time and lately i've been getting lots of sex.
Still don't see a problem with it.
#39 to #20 - theist
Reply +1
(05/18/2013) [-]
thumbed down for literally no reason.... FJ logic
thumbed down for literally no reason.... FJ logic
#25 to #20 - vatra
Reply +1
(05/18/2013) [-]
Who said those were fine?
#46 to #20 - gmarrox
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Because we don't need them. Because reaction pictures are a thing that we have. Quite honestly other sites would be more bearable if they had them too.
#47 to #46 - theist
Reply +1
(05/18/2013) [-]
sure reaction pics are cool, but i've seen people thumbed down a hundred times because they innocently ended their comment that they enjoyed the content with "xD"

thats retarded
#21 to #20 - theist
Reply 0
(05/18/2013) [-]
what the ****...