Club penguin is for pimps. . sky I had a of on club penguin when I was like 10 and like 2 months into our relationship we thought it was time to bang and we wen

Club penguin is for pimps

I had a of on club penguin
when I was like 10 and like
2 months into our
relationship we thought it
was time to bang and we
went to his igloo and I sat
on his couch and he sat
on top of me but we both
had safe chat so it was
heia I equest- st .
We been laughing at this for 12 years
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User avatar #111 to #20 - Schadenfreude (05/18/2013) [-]
What bothers me the most about this is the spelling... What have you done to me, internet?
#62 - stormtrooperbob (05/18/2013) [-]
Nothing beats runescape dating.
User avatar #106 to #62 - Underneath (05/18/2013) [-]
I had a runescape relationship that lasted two years. He was a really cool guy. I wish I knew his full name.
User avatar #69 to #62 - misticalz ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
#78 to #62 - blackmanrollipolli (05/18/2013) [-]
my childhood was just rustled
#109 to #47 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
out of all of these i've read, none have made me laugh like this one just did
#35 - davyjoneslocker ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
#5 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
A long, LONG time ago I had a girlfriend on Neopets. We talked a lot, I can honestly say she was the first girl I ever had true feelings for. She was from Chicago and I from Sacramento, and at our young ages it wasn't meant to be. She eventually left the website and me heartbroken. I swore off internet relationships after that.

Years later, I was doing a raid with /b/ on Omegle, and the trolling was great for some time. Eventually I got sick of that **** and decided to strike up a conversation with someone. Got to know this person, added each other's Facebooks... Got into an internet relationship even though I didn't want to. Months afterward, she moves to my area. We're getting married in 50 days exactly. I'm glad I didn't stop myself. I don't think anyone else could've made me as happy as my Fiancée.

True story.
User avatar #10 to #5 - hajmahkra (05/18/2013) [-]
pics of the girl
#50 to #5 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
My BF and I met online as well. We actually met in a Classic game on League of Legends, which I find pretty hilarious now. We've been dating for half a year and he's coming to visit me over the Summer (He lives near Dallas, TX, and I near Houston; he couldn't come visit before as we were both graduating). Online relationships can work out if you find the right person (Although I did have a bit of luck having him live in my same state).
User avatar #99 to #50 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
Definitely, even though Texas is huge. I spent some time in Spring near Houston actually. Flattest place I've been in my life
#87 to #5 - longrustycock (05/18/2013) [-]
my sister got married in that mormon temple near folsom
#38 to #5 - killerblue (05/18/2013) [-]
There is still hope in this world
#39 to #5 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
It's all a ruse. She's actually a serial killer and it going to add you to the collection.
User avatar #94 to #39 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
She's had quite some time to try and kill me, and yet has not
#28 to #5 - darthblam (05/18/2013) [-]
Internet dreams CAN come true!   
Though I feel like mine never will...
Internet dreams CAN come true!

Though I feel like mine never will...
User avatar #96 to #28 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
Believe in your self.

And in Jontron.
#81 to #5 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
*sniff* That's beautiful. I have an internet love too and her parents grounded her from the internet. I always know and call her my flower, but sometimes I wonder if I'd ever hear from her again. I'm just glad to hear it works out for some people.
User avatar #98 to #81 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
Always keep up hope mayne
#101 to #5 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
To Omegle!
#9 to #5 - kasperscar (05/18/2013) [-]
Awesome story.
Awesome story.
User avatar #26 to #5 - chewythewolftwo (05/18/2013) [-]
Goddamn. You just gave me so much hope.
My first real relationship started here on FJ, and though it didn't work out, it made me question online relationships. Then, sure enough, I ended up meeting another girl here whom I fell for in a big way. Though I'm nowhere near as lucky as you and probably never will be, I still get to meet her in 44 days and we'll be having a great time on vacation together.
User avatar #41 to #26 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Who is it?
User avatar #48 to #41 - chewythewolftwo (05/18/2013) [-]
You know her. K.K. From our board days.
User avatar #53 to #48 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Right, right, that's what I was thinking. Good for you, man.
User avatar #54 to #53 - chewythewolftwo (05/18/2013) [-]
We shall see how it goes. I'm hopeful that it will be nice. Well, I know it will be nice. I'm hopeful that it will be better than just nice, heh.
User avatar #97 to #26 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
A lot of people just give up. It's amazing- it's usually when you don't expect it or are looking for it that love finds you.
User avatar #114 to #97 - chewythewolftwo (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't care how long it takes, I'll never give up on this girl.
Because even if we don't end up together, she's still the best goddamn friend I could ever ask for and I can love her for that in itself.
User avatar #7 to #5 - dremnus (05/18/2013) [-]
.... Where in Sacramento is your wedding?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
Actually going to be in Lincoln, I live in Roseville, just say Sacramento for simplicity's sake
User avatar #11 to #8 - dremnus (05/18/2013) [-]
There is a fair chance I've seen you in passing then.... Or maybe not I hardly leave my home. But I live in that same area.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
Quite a possibility
User avatar #13 to #12 - dremnus (05/18/2013) [-]
There is always that odd chance.
User avatar #91 to #13 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
You both make me miss NorCal. Grass Valley for life...
#107 to #5 - badpeace (05/18/2013) [-]
That's ******* neat! Do you have any pictures of your lucky girl?
User avatar #43 to #5 - nighkey (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I met my husband on WoW, purely in character. We just happened to be playing ourselves in character.. He was a higher level than me, at the time. Back when 60 was badass and 70 was the cap. Level 8, him..55. I thought he was out of my league, sexiest hunter ever. XD Came for the wicked pet, stayed for the tauren attached. Our daughter wears 'future tank' shirts. XD!
#37 to #5 - jeunechien (05/18/2013) [-]
I thought you were going to reveal that the second girl was actually the first. My expectations were too high I guess : (
I thought you were going to reveal that the second girl was actually the first. My expectations were too high I guess : (
User avatar #95 to #37 - kevandre (05/18/2013) [-]
I know, I thought that people might think that when I was writing it, and that would've been an interesting twist. But I'm going off the real story here and not what could be in my head. Still
User avatar #2 - nightmaren (05/17/2013) [-]
When I was on club penguin, I'd go on with the sole intention of getting a gf. I could never remember their usernames afterwords, but they were on my friends list nonetheless, and it got to the point where I was running 15-20 gfs at a time. Eventually I started picking up the pimp trade; you know, which hoes to pimp, which one's to pass up, that sort of thing.
User avatar #110 to #2 - forceman (05/18/2013) [-]
Thats exactly what i did on nick. com like 4 years ago good times
User avatar #25 to #2 - maycontainallergys (05/18/2013) [-]
I did the very same on habbo however one day i came on as jokes with a friend and this bitch walks right in like "hey baby" and my friend was like "who dis" in witch i responded "I don't know her just run"
#3 to #2 - ninjabeaver (05/17/2013) [-]
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#36 - klokwork ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
#58 - scndl (05/18/2013) [-]
#76 to #58 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Lets be honest, anything that's half black has a pretty low likelihood of being a decent father.
#30 - furyofthestorm (05/18/2013) [-]
Psh. This ain't nothin.   
I had so many gf's and got so many laids on runescape.   
Can't handle me.
Psh. This ain't nothin.
I had so many gf's and got so many laids on runescape.
Can't handle me.
User avatar #40 to #30 - thisisspartah (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah, but you gotta buy them **** , real expensive **** so they wont leave you for a richer guy
User avatar #64 to #40 - epsilonism (05/18/2013) [-]
I might sign up to runescape now... as a girl... think of all the items I could get from little 10 year olds thinking they love me
User avatar #66 to #64 - thisisspartah (05/18/2013) [-]
dont waste your time, its turned to **** now
User avatar #42 to #30 - bromosexual (05/18/2013) [-]
Unfortunately most guys acted as girls on RS for ***** and gigs along with the possibility of getting items for free/less from male players. I'd know, it works beautifully
User avatar #63 - killerswan (05/18/2013) [-]
I remember my runescape, i had so many boyfriend for the sole reason they would buy me armor and clothes and give me GP. I got probably 14Bil alone from all of them, not counting the objects worth they gave me. Then one day i was chillin with one of them and one of my other boyfriends showed up and **** went down. That happened probably a few times between all 20-some of them before they realized I was just a gold digger...
User avatar #67 to #63 - eight (05/18/2013) [-]
Bitch, I worked the corner for 4 years and didn't make more than 30 mill!
User avatar #70 to #63 - FairyGodParents (05/18/2013) [-]
14B lel.
#83 to #63 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm personally hoping it was just for Runescape. But really, those nerds on that game are seriously desperate. At first it was funny, then it got sad, and then it got funny again.
User avatar #112 to #83 - killerswan (05/18/2013) [-]
Of course! I would never ever let someone i didnt know send me money!
#34 - fannypackattack (05/18/2013) [-]
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#6 - someniggerr (05/18/2013) [-]
we need to have a club penguin meetup. someone please make it happen
#100 - tehbawz (05/18/2013) [-]
Why don't we have a club penguin channel?
Why don't we have a club penguin channel?
User avatar #103 to #100 - lenus (05/18/2013) [-]
**lenus rolls 41** because dubs
User avatar #104 to #100 - thespacecore (05/18/2013) [-]
It would probably be called cp-time
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