Jesus vs Grim Reaper. Bitches aint but hoes and tricks.. Jesus was killed on a cross and impaled by a spear. Vampires are weak against crosses and being stabbed in the heart by a wooden steak. What if vampires are act Jesus vs Grim Reaper Bitches aint but hoes and tricks was killed on a cross impaled by spear Vampires are weak against crosses being stabbed in the heart wooden steak What if vampires act
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - zeroxnight
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Jesus was killed on a cross and impaled by a spear. Vampires are weak against crosses and being stabbed in the heart by a wooden steak. What if vampires are actually the descendants of Jesus Christ. they drink the blood of 'the savior' to be more like him. Sounds like vampire turning to me.
#13 to #1 - anon id: 7fe4b0a6
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Except jesus was never killed on a cross.
#31 to #13 - conagheraxe
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User avatar #20 to #13 - killerliquid
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lol
#22 to #20 - anon id: 7772d717
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i think he means that Jesus was actually killed on building shaped like "T"
it is said that artists made it into cross over time
User avatar #27 to #1 - kasperscar
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And thats why We have to drink his blood, so we ourselves don't become one.
I don't know what to say, Your theory is superb.
#37 to #1 - anon id: 78764938
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Except both aren't real.

Okay you guys can bring the ********* out now.
#83 to #1 - anon id: ad0118be
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Then being a christian just got more awesome.
#111 to #1 - byazura
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Impaled? Hardly. They stabbed him in the side
#143 to #111 - anon id: 7a4e88ab
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They missed his heart, which is why he waited three days to restore his strength before he was "resurrected"
#139 to #111 - anon id: c37ad7bf
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they impaled his palms and feet to get him on the cross, they cut him with a sword later.
#144 to #139 - byazura
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If you want to stretch the definition of impalement THAT far I guess you could technically say that (still ******** though). But it wasn't a sword. It was a spear.
#112 to #1 - anon id: ab3e629c
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Well, you have to invite a vampire into your home the same way you have to invite jesus into your heart... It all makes sense...
#21 to #1 - jogoto
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that sounds feasible
that sounds feasible
#30 to #1 - jarofdirt
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#135 to #1 - thatoneidiot
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"Wooden Steak"
User avatar #95 to #1 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
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This would make a great movie...

MY GOD
#77 to #1 - Josetwinkie
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wooden steak
User avatar #25 to #1 - falloutplayer
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Wooden steak....wat
#11 to #1 - tazze
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#72 - derperoni
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Laser Scythe you say?
#91 to #72 - triggathepirate
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I require that gif with davy jones twitching with his facetentacles flopping about before he falls over the side of his ****, please.   
It symbolizes the feeling of my childhood.
I require that gif with davy jones twitching with his facetentacles flopping about before he falls over the side of his ****, please.
It symbolizes the feeling of my childhood.
#9 - mmmilovemeth
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Death is one of my favourite characters in Supernatural, so awesome!
Death is one of my favourite characters in Supernatural, so awesome!
#19 to #9 - anon id: 90e7dc41
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Death is pretty cool in Soul Eater too.
#16 to #9 - asilaysniping
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There will never be a more kickass character introduction than this.
#35 - Snowplows
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Who needs a scythe when you can Reaper Chop?
User avatar #87 to #35 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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That dude was ****** great! I just wish he had more fights
#146 to #35 - anon id: 6d23b83d
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Scythes are overrated anyways
#39 to #35 - trimageryan
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Take this because I love you.
#97 to #39 - dolphinjew
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<3 Death the Kid
#98 to #97 - trimageryan
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Damn right <3
#101 to #98 - dolphinjew
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Best friends?    
   
   
Best friends
Best friends?


Best friends
#102 to #101 - trimageryan
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Best friends.
User avatar #6 - luthervonappledorf
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Pretty sure Billy And Mandy had something similar to this where Grim got the Scythe 300 or something.
User avatar #96 to #6 - derperoni
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Yeah, it was called Scythe 2.0
#70 - dehymenator
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Bring it bitch.
User avatar #76 to #70 - thelegitsuperfurry
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God damn it jesus. You're holding the sword the wrong way.
User avatar #80 to #76 - dehymenator
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Its a light saber dude. It will cut through the dude regardelss of its orientation.
User avatar #85 to #80 - markertemp
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The hilt won't disintegrate the wielder's hands.
User avatar #90 to #85 - dehymenator
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wut?
#89 - benderisgreat
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Now on Netflix.
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#57 - trimageryan
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Poor Deadpool, all he wanted was to be with death.
User avatar #86 to #57 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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That would make an awesome background if it were wider
#36 - hurricanesam
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>Gunscythe
#38 to #36 - hitlersoneballsack
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User avatar #93 to #38 - thedeadlypajamas
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Sauce?
User avatar #106 to #93 - yodacan
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RWBY that is the actual title it's not an acronym.
"RWBY (pronounced "Ruby") is an upcoming Rooster Teeth production animated by Monty Oum"
User avatar #108 to #106 - thedeadlypajamas
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Dude that's sick. Sorry, saw in lower posts in this thread "RWBY" and thought it was an acronym. Thanks a bunch, friend!
User avatar #109 to #108 - yodacan
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Dude Check out the "red" "white" and "black trailers on youtube it does not dissapoint.
#41 to #38 - animepsycchosecond
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I shall now dump my RWBY gifs
I shall now dump my RWBY gifs
#42 to #41 - animepsycchosecond
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#51 to #47 - animepsycchosecond
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and my favorite scene
and my favorite scene
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#56 to #55 - animepsycchosecond
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Adam is such a badass.
Adam is such a badass.
User avatar #63 to #56 - hitlersoneballsack
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yeah, wonder what the end was all about though
User avatar #66 to #63 - animepsycchosecond
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I think she left him because he was going to blow up the train crew with the train.
User avatar #68 to #66 - hitlersoneballsack
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oh good I assumed the girl was leaving him
User avatar #49 to #47 - hitlersoneballsack
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this is a good day for my new rwby folder, thank you
User avatar #58 to #49 - animepsycchosecond
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Yellows trailer on the 1st
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE HYPE
User avatar #60 to #58 - hitlersoneballsack
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know I know how fangirls feel
User avatar #64 to #60 - animepsycchosecond
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it feels......amazing.....
User avatar #65 to #64 - hitlersoneballsack
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if you listen to the red like roses song it says yellow beauty burns gold
User avatar #69 to #65 - animepsycchosecond
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so fire powers?
User avatar #71 to #69 - hitlersoneballsack
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she might be the infiltrator type
User avatar #73 to #71 - animepsycchosecond
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she just might.
I'm just thinking of a name that starts with Y for her
User avatar #75 to #73 - hitlersoneballsack
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yeva maybe?
User avatar #78 to #75 - hitlersoneballsack
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ying
User avatar #79 to #75 - animepsycchosecond
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Actually now that I think about it. It could be Yumi because it means beauty in Japanese.
User avatar #84 to #79 - hitlersoneballsack
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I have a feeling you are right though
User avatar #81 to #79 - hitlersoneballsack
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well I guess only time will tell
User avatar #82 to #81 - animepsycchosecond
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now we wait.....
User avatar #107 to #41 - mortaleternity
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What does RWBY stand for. I wish to watch this.
User avatar #140 to #107 - hitlersoneballsack
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red white black yellow
#104 to #41 - anon id: 53083fc6
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and i shall dump my red thumbs on any post of yours since it was unnecessary to dump all your gifs from some ****** anime
#142 to #104 - animepsycchosecond
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It's not an anime you ignorant cunt.
User avatar #145 to #142 - animepsycchosecond
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well technically speaking of course
#14 - hardware
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anyone else thought of deathsycthe?