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#93 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
Y'all ain't got **** on me.
So here's the real story. in 8th grade, my friends and I were in art class. One of my friends had a speech impediment. I forget why, but he said "Eat my cookies" and I misunderstood as "eat my ***** ." I said "dude, did you say eat my ***** ?" and the teacher heard. I didn't get in trouble at all. But one of my other friends has a ****** up mind and came up with this:
The rumor was that I stood up on the table, ripped off my shirt, started twisting my ******* , and shouted "EAT MY ***** ." The teacher told me to get down and I responded by slapping her in the face with my dick.

PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT(albeit in lower grades, like 6th grade). I played along, and now a handful of people 2 grades below me think I'm a psychotic rapist.
User avatar #108 to #93 - joshythehipster (05/17/2013) [-]
I thought everyone on the internet was o.o
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