Facebook. Some of these a probably fake but whatever, still funny.. Then that random ass Iphone text. Facebook Some of these a probably fake but whatever still funny Then that random ass Iphone text
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#14 - zorororonoa
Reply +66
(05/17/2013) [-]
I really wish Facebook had an anon options. Oh the things I would say to my dumbass FB friends.
#28 to #14 - kolmar
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
Say it like a man, not like a cowardly anon!
#80 to #14 - pehtran
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(05/17/2013) [-]
most bitches have ask.fm you can post as anon there
#15 to #14 - fordun
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Same. I think last year this person bitched about "all guys sucked" This small conversation basically told her that her taste in men is horrible and she deserves all of this.

Well since i am no longer in school and don't have to see any of these stuck up bitches again i am free to say whatever i want.
#72 to #14 - Fgner
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I've lost about 120 Facebook friends (down to 80) being a smart or jack ass.

Just yesterday my friend blocked me because I commented on a post where she said "If there was no money, we'd all be rich" explaining how money, society, and adjectives work. She got pretty angry.

It's totally worth it, especially since I usually just target people who I don't even know anymore.
#133 to #72 - swimmingprodigy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
if there was no money, shallow people would be judged ONLY by looks, and then even the ugly people would have no chance of getting laid.
#129 to #72 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
bet you're really fun at parties
#130 to #129 - Fgner
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I hate going to parties. I'm a rather antisocial person. I prefer just being with my fiance and a small group of close friends.

But if I do go to a party or social events, I'm the life of the party.
#17 to #14 - theasguard
Reply +291
(05/17/2013) [-]
Or, you could not be a little bitch and say it anyways.
Or, you could not be a little bitch and say it anyways.
#52 to #17 - studbeefpile
Reply +2
(05/17/2013) [-]
..........

I'm gonna leave this here, and steal what you have there.
#84 to #52 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(05/17/2013) [-]
#132 to #17 - SILENCEnight
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(05/18/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4232812 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Lets be honest here, if we said how we truly felt about another person on fb, everyone but our best friends and some family members would hate us.
#1 - namdelliks
Reply +150
(05/16/2013) [-]
Then that random ass Iphone text.
#22 to #1 - torchictoucher
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#4 - smokedmeatlog
Reply +90
(05/17/2013) [-]
Your title says facebook..when did they change their interface?
#5 - aconfuseddonut
Reply +33
(05/17/2013) [-]
I actually tried using this IRL in the 6th ******* grade, what a ****** that turned out to be...
#98 to #5 - iFail
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
That sounds hilarious. What happened after you said it?
#101 to #5 - zenpablo
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
Tell me what happened afterwards.
#8 to #5 - HardyUndertook
Reply +82
(05/17/2013) [-]
so what....yesterday?
#16 to #8 - gmarrox
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(05/17/2013) [-]
#18 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
Nice try.
#64 to #8 - jhoec
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(05/17/2013) [-]
#7 - Whatwhat
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(05/17/2013) [-]
#100 to #7 - blokrokker
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(05/17/2013) [-]
#10 - wildfireryo
Reply +17
(05/17/2013) [-]
For the superficial women for most of the content.  This is for you.
For the superficial women for most of the content. This is for you.
#41 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
Would this be considered pussy on pussy?
#46 to #10 - slashendrix
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
I love me some pussy on pussy action.
#12 to #10 - shaokahnspammer
Reply +1
(05/17/2013) [-]
puss gettin' puss
#32 to #10 - godlamp
Reply +35
(05/17/2013) [-]
he was very disappoint
#3 - tigasingy
Reply +21
(05/17/2013) [-]
Kinda related to #3
#25 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
can someone put christopher walken's face on mr.handy-drake, and replace the word 'walking' with "Walken", please
#113 to #25 - bagofshit
Reply +1
(05/17/2013) [-]
**** you, Anon

in4 ermahgerd thembneil
#118 to #113 - bagofshit
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
**** you twice, Anon
#34 - thewaronbeingcool
Reply +15
(05/17/2013) [-]
These people.

I'm glad the stupidest that people get on my FB is just sharing those 'Share to win a Macbook' posts.
#37 to #34 - DremoraValkynaz
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I sure hope that's a nice cup of health bonus and not tea.
#38 to #37 - thewaronbeingcool
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I'm English. They are one and the same over here.
#40 to #38 - DremoraValkynaz
Reply +2
(05/17/2013) [-]
Very well.   
   
I shall be on my way now
Very well.

I shall be on my way now
#76 to #34 - niggernazi
Reply +1
(05/17/2013) [-]
i got some kind of dumbass neonazi/douchbag friend on facebook.
#39 - goonmcnasty
Reply +13
(05/17/2013) [-]
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#92 to #39 - popcornisland
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(05/17/2013) [-]
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#42 - graphenz
Reply +10
(05/17/2013) [-]
Leagues, I love that expression. The magical expression for an imaginary roster of people based on looks and the ability to wow you. What people fail to see is how one individual places him/herself on that roster, a roster that has many, many different versions, and seem to be better than other people for the things they were born with. I know people make mistakes and people define their own appearance in some ways but it has always puzzled me how some stupid girls seem to rank above with a false sense of satisfaction just because they're pretty. Now take me, I'm a overweight couch potato, I've never been popular, I've never been good with girls or guys for that matter. But I've had women, I've had friends, I've had enough and yet not enough. I rank low on the "League of extraordinary dating potential" but I try to shoot people down and raise them up so we look at each others in a fair way.

I dunno why I had the need to write this but I did.

#48 to #42 - chickendinna
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(05/17/2013) [-]
hey i'm average too, but i like the beaver.....i'm a ******* average overachiever...
#50 to #48 - graphenz
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Who rhymes, good on you!
#53 to #50 - chickendinna
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
yeah, there's good on me, that's why the chickies eat me up....too bad their boyfriends have to come and beat me up
#54 to #53 - graphenz
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go with a wut? this time
#55 to #54 - chickendinna
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
wut wut wut wut.... graphenz is the dopest lady killer, that's why i will henceforth refer to him as the pussy spiller, and the driller
#57 to #55 - graphenz
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
You remind me of Tina from Borderlands, but ehm, I feel like this conversation or w/e it is is amusing
#58 to #57 - chickendinna
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
that's good to hear... it's not exactly funny, as the website name implies, but hey at least it's amusing!
#59 to #58 - graphenz
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
Amusing is almost the same as funny
#60 to #59 - chickendinna
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(05/17/2013) [-]
just about, but less humorous, and more......amusing i guess....
#61 to #60 - graphenz
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I like being amused, it's when your lip is stuck in that awkward almost a grin almost a smile thing and you get eager to carry on a conversation, where as funny is the full blown moment which can quickly die down. Amusing > Funny any day in book
#62 to #61 - chickendinna
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(05/17/2013) [-]
dope, i've somehow managed to amuse a member, and the conversation won't die out like a funny ember!
#63 to #62 - graphenz
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
I think you might be trying to hard, like the greeter at the mart,
making me feel welcome as someone does seldom
A smile, a laugh, a grin, a snicker.
I'll take it as long as the community grows bigger.
We welcome haters, and the furries, "Hello!"
If we didn't we'd be the people who are shallow!

- I always feel like busting when I write rhymes, unless it's in songs then yeah you get t he picture
#65 to #63 - chickendinna
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
i think i am trying a wee bit too hard, but it's because i'm drunk as a skunk and i went full retard....so let me kick it to you like this, welcome to funnyjunk where funny is next to godlyness...
#66 to #65 - graphenz
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
hah, tis been fun my friend but I gotta take a shower and go to a bbq soon
#67 to #66 - chickendinna
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
sounds good dude! i'm gonna hit the sack, been up all night drinking beers and ****...
#68 to #67 - graphenz
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(05/17/2013) [-]
that's my plan for tonight, it's like 3.40 PM here so yeah the beers soon commences
#69 to #68 - chickendinna
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
woo woo, have a good day brother! it's always beer thirty at a bbq!
#56 to #55 - chickendinna
Reply 0
(05/17/2013) [-]
beatin on the pussy like a ******* gorilla
#49 to #42 - kietzu
Reply +3
(05/17/2013) [-]
Welcome... To the brotherhood of equality.
#51 to #49 - graphenz
Reply +2
(05/17/2013) [-]
Thank you fellow equal!